0:00 one of the uh like scenarios or like roleplay things that I heard was um you need to be comfortable saying like hey me and Daddy are going to go I don't know why I'm the mom but like me and Daddy like me and me and Daddy are going to go on a [Music] date welcome back to another great episode of careful boys where we have with us Mr subin over there with Joe wow Bart and Nick Nick Nick and our lovely brother Colleen wow brother brother khen uh we got a lot of really big updates to get through but the first one we're going to talk about is a brand new little precious little life that will be joining the world very soon uh subin's having a boy wow w wow boy you bought a
0:52 puppy dude are you excited you're having a boy instead of a girl oh honestly I didn't care why didn't you have a gender reveal party and invited us uh I kind of looked at it as too corny like n but then careful boys needs to be with your boy I'm down let's do it let's redo the that's it that's all it takes what are we doing it so you really didn't mind whether it was boy or girl for the first kid that you're going to have yeah I I didn't really care people were kept saying it was a girl so my mind was set on the girl why did they think that cuz you girly no cuz they said they said I needed a some like girl or something something but look look check this out man at the ultrasound they're circling something he's like do you know the gender do you think do you know what it is and I was looking at it I had no idea what it was till she was like that's that's your
1:43 son's balls oh tight and it was it was massive yeah did you cry a little bit a little tear come down no I was just like yo that's definitely my balls for sure you have elephantitis I don't know but it's just big I was just like that's me so that's you know what I mean that's cool babe hey congrats you didn't get mad for the nurse to assume the gender of your child oh come on don't do that you should have got mad they usually go like this though no like like once they know they go oh do you want to know yes they did tell I was like just tell me I don't want to wait I don't want to gender reveal just tell me the freaking baby your wife didn't care either she was like let's do it yeah she was excited too are you excited man to be a dad I'm excited what what's the name of the Chad Elijah wow oh really Bible name let's goz cuz she's Jewish so it makes sense
2:36 my name don't make sense were you guys trying for a while or is this we didn't even try for a while we did three times it just happened one time wow so specific yeah just three times how would you know so you did three times unprotected sex unprotected and then you did a cream pie it three times three times and then it worked it worked easy I was like what did it feel different doing it with the intention of making a baby versus the regular is it hard to get hard when you think a baby but you didn't have the intentions of make make it a baby was it an you just you just tried to make it cream pies we're mostly doing cream pies it's always at the end it's always was just like well either we take it or we just leave it that that's how it was and we're just like let's how do you take it no the you know when you go to Marie
3:26 Calendars and you order the one you want yeah you take it to go no no the the the plan B the plan B you know you know sometimes when you're just like you know what I don't want to pull it out took a straw you're like I'll take this one out it probably be pretty good pretty good way to do it no okay but yeah we're just like oh ████ it we'll leave it okay how long how long is the pregnancies been was it like oh 24 weeks 24 weeks 24 oh cuz they go by the ████ ass when did you find out at the ultrasound how many months is that uh no we we we we find out cuz uh uh the Sasha was just like having like weird feelings about a couple things and she's like yo something's a little off and I was just like well I I don't know what to tell you and then I don't know what to tell you but she was just like yo something's
4:16 off my period came and I was just like oh it's all good it's just it's it's it's stressed it's lagging and then I came home City I came home from a three-day work and she just surprised me with the pregnancy test did you cry did you go oh ████ no I was just like holy crap I got to work harder yeah that's what it was man style yeah man style I was excited though I was just like holy crap you work hard but now you got to work harder than hard yeah yeah what does that look like do I got a job for you yes I'll take it all right cool done he's the man of jobs yeah I'll take it man it was like really the emotion was like oh crap I'm happy but I'm excited but also like dude instantly I got to work wow yeah instantly I got to work there's no way
5:06 especially living in La I was like holy crap dude you got that's the first thing that came to your mind I need more money I need more money because because dude even the dog foods were paying for three animals I'm like God damn this is expensive you know I was like dude imagine the kid so I was like Jesus well the kid just eats off of your well first it just eats titty but then it's free right so you just got to feed your wife and then that goes in to the mouth of the baby and then they get full that way titties but when they start eating solids they like that much like 2 years though two years are like you eat that much diap cuz there's that phas between titty milk and then solids where they got to eat their own ████ like ████ mashed peas or whatever cuz our solids is like ████ Raising Canes a 2-year-old can't
5:57 be eating no greasy ass raising just blend it you can't even eat it I could eat it five times you guys are wasting money what you need to do is go everywhere with a pesto mortar and then when you're eating raisin canes just put some in and smash it up that's kind of Genius that what is that that's a lot of work a pesto mortar you know the ████ Stone thing with the stone thing and then you go like this and then you like you use it for like herbs and ████ make baby food make curry cuz when you put high cholesterol in there and you go like this it goes to lower that's draw I forgot the molecular change that it goes through well dude congrats on them baby man like that's a baby man dude little so wild you really did it did you tell any family members yeah
6:47 yeah yeah I did my mom and her parents her parents called me and were like wow oh my God I'm so excited I'm going to support you everything you need to do blah blah blah I'm here with you so they're buying us like parents class and wow wow that's so cool how to talk to each other what's parents class I didn't even know that was a thing I was like what the hell you you class to parents that's so funny I guess they teach you how to talk to each other in front of the baby yep oh what's the way to do it I've been so I've been listening to a hell like parenting uh podcast and one of the biggest mistakes that a lot of parents make is um without knowing they put the kid on a pedestal so now the kid knows how to Leverage their threers Dynamic and what's bad cuz you know like just naturally kids don't know oh this one's the soft parent this
7:37 is the hard parent if I can't get it from this parent I'll get get so like they're not even conniving it's just they can just see things and eventually they just know how to like maneuver it maneuver right so if the parents aren't on the same page so the parents have to come first that team comes first and then the baby is the addition not the baby is the thing and then we completely change our ████ yeah so so for example one of the uh like scenarios or like roleplay things that I heard was um you need to be comfortable saying like hey me and Daddy are going to go I don't want the mom but like me and Daddy like me and me and Daddy are going to go on a date and then most kids when they first hear that they're like why why can I come whenever I want to come and it's like well we were a thing before you were a thing and just as how important you are to us we are important too so when we bring in this babysitter yes you're going to cry but we understand
8:28 but this is very important so like just kind of like those kind of boundaries interesting you don't you don't know these things you know so for a lot of people their marriages get so ████ in the first 6 years because the mom is naturally like everything about the baby then their marriage goes to ████ ████ Dam and then and the kid turns out weird and then the kid turns out weird because they they know how to leverage all this other weird ████ like oh so if I throw a tantrum they cancel their date okay you know so now it's like Mom and dad never have romance time or like you know like uh ████ blocking ass ████ dud got know how to handle it it's crazy dude so it's good that you're going into with all this I would have put on headphones if he was crying I what the ████ that's good par do you have any like shut up ████ do you have any parenting ideas that you want to try that are like
9:18 original to you oh yeah oh not original but you know the the mids and early in the age oh but what if they don't like violence cuz sometimes that be happening people like pop out of kid that's nothing like them and you're like man I don't want you what if he doesn't like Asian ████ oh what a bummer yeah what if what if that fool want to ████ I don't know braid braid hair all day damn I don't know what to tell you but it's not going to happen what I'm saying is all I'm saying is I'm going to naturally I'm going to naturally just do things in front of him and hopefully he enjoys it and just picks it up but at the end that's how they learn man yeah dude that's what you got let them be their own person what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over
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10:58 below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that dude you got any dreams you have any dreams for him I don't what kind of a no you need to be an Asian Dad you need to be an Asian Dad and force them to follow in what you couldn't do that's the Asian Dad way that's the Asian Dad way like you be the doctor dude no I would even want to put my kid through that you know what I mean I'm just going to let him be look see what happens except he has the Box huh except he has the Box well I just want him to learn hands just in case yeah yeah but what if he likes legs better than hands then he's going to be throwing kicks okay okay okay okay okay but then yeah I call my mom I mean I told my mom at the house and she goes how how you going to pay for everything that's the first thing she
11:49 asked she's like you going to work you need you need to get but you you make money though don't you yeah but not as much as I want I got a job for you dude don't worry about it I got a job for I got a job for you come on let's do it but yeah no my mom was carrying she's just like very realistic she's like yo you need to you need to figure all this out you need to whoopy whoop even you need to get a job you might not like and I was just like oh I know don't worry about me I'm just letting you know we're having a baby yeah you going to have more kids no all right well but you might you might like it yeah we don't know cuz I think the wife was like yo what if the kid is lonely so we might need a second one at a time huh fig yeah one at a time you got 6 years to figure it out and the best thing about being a guy is you can always run yeah that's true I thought just like your dad just like your dad
12:41 did no I can't dude I can't that's because of my dad there's no way I'm leaving really there'll be no way you think going to tell your dad about the good news or not I did ████ you did yo yeah he's in Korea dude my dad was like holy cow let me help you out in any ways I was like for sure I kind of need money and my dad was like every way but that you don't hear from him again no my dad was like oh okay okay let me see what I can do the next day he sends me like you know he sends me money oh ████ that's tight hey do it right now see if it works again D I didn't expect that too it wasn't even a lot or small it was just like it was just something yeah but yeah the fact that he gave you something yeah I was just like damn dude that's incredible thanks pops that's s dude yeah that was it I was like cool damn finally getting together h that's how that's how low our bar is though he said
13:33 something hey hey it's dude it's good it's good P the uh medical insurance I was like sure oh wow I'll I'll take does your dad ever send you anything no the last time I remember is my mom was like he's going to school now can you send him like a couple hundred bucks a month and then he was like you trying to bleed me dry woman that's a great line it was like it was like a couple hundred bucks a month it's like you ████ broke ████ I like that he always sounds like some like like Southern soul singer Soul Asian D like a Blues artist when Ray Charles was coming up or something try to bleed me dve he's always singing the blues I can't send you money without a record deal what the
14:25 ████ I'm not signed yet Dam yeah does it feel different though once you knew you're like ah ████ yeah cuz you can't you can't just wild out anymore you know what I mean like every time I wanted to get on my motorcycle I want to do wheelies I was just like really I was just like but that's cuz you're responsible some fools wild you don't have a baby seat that's responsible man well no I'm going to still do it it's just not every day or not every time I want to oh see your limits are like less well no it's like a it's a Monday you know a busy day there's going to be cops everywhere maybe yeah Sunday morning yeah Sunday morning I mean there stunt dudes with kids and stuff 100% yeah mhm dude yesterday a guy ████ saved my life what do you mean like so I was just
15:18 driving and then I got pulled over by CHP around Barstow area and I was like ████ this the last thing I need is another ████ ticket God ████ damn it he comes up to my window he goes license insurance whatever and I give him my license and then he goes oh you know what this place is actually isn't safe can you pull up up there where that car is cuz for some reason A car pulled up up there and then that car peels out he goes oh what never mind I'mma to pull him over he just got let go and he threw the driver's license back at me I'm like yes get that what the so that guy ████ a stranger saved me from a ticket that's tight what a dumb move on him though just stay there don't go anywhere you see the BL yeah you see it I'm like why did you drive like an idiot butd thank you yes absolutely thank you for being
16:08 cop didn't even pull him over no he did he was like he went after he's like no ████ that I'mma to pull him over and he goes you just you just got let go that guy was just chilling and he threw me my uh driver's license because he knew that he had a warrant or something he was running away and he just went when he threw your driver's license it flew back into the highway you're when you said someone saved your life I thought your life wasn't danger what if what if it's the cops driver's license you a ticket is is is is like your life being in danger when you have a wife it's like you got another one of those huh story of my life is that Gio's like first words every time you get a ticket like well because she knows that I drive like fast is that what you get tickets for mostly speeding I try to beat my time try to hit I'm like if I
16:58 can get to Vegas from l i mean LA from B in 3 hours can I do it in two what's the fastest he made it the fastest under three like right under 250 in a truck too like no ref like 120 no gas refill no Gass refill you mean no gas refill I don't need to but I was like I could do it on one tank too probably like 120 150 the whole time damn you're not scared I'm scared I didn't know you could do 150 150 the truck oh my god well my truck's also chipped I have the commander move in Get Him boys we got him allegedly it's chipped allegedly so it's like 400 lb of torque at 1,000 RPM like bang face just go crazy when you're
17:50 doing that you don't think of ta and go ah I should slow down no dud I'm like this is ████ American if you hit me you're ████ bro I'm like dude imagine hitting me in a ████ you in a Civic I will kill you this thing weighs like 7,000 lb hell yeah I want to lift my truck too but yo I didn't know you get tickets for even being in an accent that's not even your fault I mean you get a uh what do you call it uh what do you call it Mark on your insurance or really yeah it's not your fault Oh you mean points oh your insurance goes up even though it's not your fault it's not your fault cuz you cuz you attract attention you attract chaos no no I'm just saying like know when I got T-boned I didn't know I still got the point for that's ████ up that is ████ up you get T-boned cuz you're just completely innocent at that point yeah maybe someone can explain this point system
18:41 yeah cuz I have no idea you know what we should start inviting is like adulting like experts like someone that can come in here and explain to us how health health insurance Works ████ how to pop out a baby and ████ and do it the right way with a doctor and ████ parenting School like like how do I how do I ████ upgrade myself from ghetto child to adult child the hard part is finding an expert in that field that doesn't end in so are you guys in you want to buy insurance or what that's true I want to learn more about insurance I've been paying for insurance all my life still don't know how it works you have do you guys all have life insurance no I got ████ business insurance I got car insurance you have a kid you need life insurance I don't no I have one New York
19:31 uh New York Life why do you guys have life insurance you you afraid someone's going to kill you I don't want life insurance cuz I think someone's going to kill me if I get specifically I'm only covered if I get murdered that makes sense career choice for you oh career choice and then like soon as I got a motorcycle my mom was like yo 100% get life insurance but what if what what if someone knows that you got life insurance they try to collect on that and try to kill you they're going to have a hard time well you benor so you know who the murderer is cuz it's the one of the benefactors no you list the benefactor so you know who the money is going to yeah pretty much imagine that robbery he's like list me as your benefactor right now or else it's a it's a process it's going to take a while it's going to be two to three business days do you have life interest Nick yeah I do I got I got swindled Ino
20:22 no it's good dude that's good can't you pull it out can't you pull out more I'm taking loans out right now or you have the trust one where you I can do 25% I can take that out anytime I want fine I'll do it I probably should do it you probably need to I know cuz you go scuba diving and you go surfing I know someone that could set you up really he's related to you he may or may not be your cousin
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