0:00 [Music] who was not into pokemon when they were a kid that passed our generation so like i think i think we were at the at like the beginning no no so when you're in high school you don't want to really do pokemon stuff no way but i think you guys well you're three years younger yeah that makes sense yeah yeah so you're in middle school i thought it was lame just like when power rangers came out i thought it was lame as hell and then i have two younger brothers and they got into it and i was like oh it's kind of sick what are you guys watching yeah that makes sense what about vr troopers vr troopers is cool yeah i like vr troopers better i watch pokemon but i think the cool thing about pokemon is the cards plus watching oh yeah and yu-gi-oh came after pokemon too and it was like a whole number digimon and all that i don't even know what yu-gi-oh and digimon is i think i was in
0:50 elementary school if you're like babysitting nephews or nieces then you have to get in the pool oh s███'s like hard in high school you're high as ████ you have no other choice but to watch pokemon yeah dude the gameboy game was ████ i know a lot of people got into pokemon with the pokemon go like my sister she's like she's i think she's like 35 36 but when she started when pokemon go came out she was at the parks bro she was catching pokemon go was a cultural phenomenon yeah yeah me and nikki for like five days we played that game like non-stop just jaywalking all over the place yeah being annoying as hell but everybody was though it was like it was the hottest craze i don't know what the tracker dude as soon as they killed the tracker i gave no ████ about the game imagine if them s████ were nfts way the ████ back then oh you could earn pokemon and sell dude they got to get on this nft game fast by the way i don't think it ████ matters they're like multi-billion dollar
1:41 franchise right here like i think they could give a ████ you know the guy that created pokemon similar to the jk rowling story is like he was dead ████ broke in his apartment right and all he did was spend time like making pokemon for like a decade and then it skyrocketed wow you made all 150 initially no no but it was it was gradual but it's just a crazy franchise i don't know if he's still alive maybe he is but it's a crazy story that's crazy it's always these like authors that went through like so much ████ and then they finally like skyrocket well i mean obviously even if we weren't into the tv show everybody knows about the phenomenon right they can go on with pokemon collectibles trading cards it's still a huge thing there's multiple people that are like hella famous on tick tock and stuff like that for just unpackaging pokemon trading cards and stuff like people have careers on it pokemon go the video it's an entire
2:32 world right charizard shadowless 500gs holy ████ 500 g's for the first edition one yeah damn that's a whole ton of money that's a that's a house i think gary v and logan paul single-handedly brought back pokemon yeah yeah they're the they're the guys that they already planned it out too they bought it early and then they built the hype around it they pumped it pumped it isn't that nuts now we gotta wait for them to dump it so we can scoop you know what i'm saying with our winnings on luna can't wait well i mean uh you know same thing as they've always done pokemon has gone into a major collaboration with oreos what right and now specific rare pokemon oreos are selling for thousands of dollars on ebay it's the cookie the cookies oh ████ a consumable good
3:24 that's so dangerous yeah i mean that's what they said about the crystal pepsi but you know what when they sold that ████ on ebay do you have a bottle yeah crisco i got a bottle of crystal pepsi original and a bottle of back to the future pepsi from the movie when they released the uh in the 80s take a sip did you take it sealed and sealed down you would have a back to the future you know they brought back crystal pepsi for for some time i didn't get it but that used to be my favorite drink dude you actually liked it when you were a kid i think you remember what it tasted no but i remember it being bomb it was in back to the future no they had a they had a pepsi can that was futuristic i remember that yeah i'm doing funniness so crystal pepsi doesn't taste different than regular pepsi i don't remember i had it during the relaunch because i didn't remember it as a kid but during the relaunch it just it doesn't even i don't know if it tastes like pepsi it just tastes like fizzy water yeah it was
4:14 like the lacroix i loved it yeah but i gotta try it again as an adult yeah but also back then i couldn't even finish a can of coke because it's too sweet so i remember getting yelled at because uh in third grade we had like a ████ root beer float day and then the teacher was like but if you like other sodas you could bring your own soda so of course i had to be different so i brought the crystal pepsi in and then i couldn't resist during recess so i drink it anyways and then so during the float making time the teacher was like where's your crystal pepsi and i was like i drank it can i have some of the root beer please please she didn't want to she didn't want to but she gave it to me that is the most kid ████ let's get commercial for crystal pepsi because you know like once you bring that ████ to school you see it it's like during the whole class you're just like oh baby
5:06 yeah you heard about that study on kids they had with the cookie the kids that immediately ate their cookie ended up being ████ losers in life and the kids that were able to hold off ended up becoming successful so the study was if you if you could eat your cookie right now or you can wait till the end of the day and have two cookies yeah and all the kids who ate the yeah disproved it dude he ████ he got his pepsi now yeah yeah any ████ name he was working on a different skill he was flirting with the teachers like please give me the root beer though i beg for the second cookie after yeah it's he was working on his game he didn't even learn about debt and he doesn't have any that's why he doesn't know what it is he never knew what it was he knows how to beg everybody to clear his debt he went to the banker he's trying to bring it yeah it's a hard job doing this thing the legit question the oreo's gonna be
5:56 the pokemon so so they literally uh uh they make um oreos just the way they do but then they have printings of the pokemon shut up so it's like ████ squid games you open that ████ up and it's a pikachu or something so the most so the most rare pokemon is pikachu charizard mew mew ████ man we all got that i don't ████ know ████ but so like for example the mew is printed on oreo and that's the most rare oreo how much is that going for four thousands each oreo uh pack is randomized so they'll have every random pokemon but obviously the most rare one is the wait that's mew that looks like a char charmander ████ off you turn around muse more pink than that literally first of all it's something you're looking at the side of the package i can't even see it that is a charmander on the cookie oh it's on the cookie oh dude my vision sucks too oh that song i thought it was the
6:47 marshmallow and then or like the inner cream when you open it i thought there was going to be a picture that would be so much work and when you open it up it's like this is not a pokemon why isn't it colored yeah it's just a ████ ████ anthony print like a ████ asian man signature or something maybe we can reason with these people who are spending thousands and just tell them how stupid it is to buy it apparently on ebay they're going they're being priced at listings from anywhere from 50 to 10 000 to a hundred thousand dollars what are there any like percentage checks i got some oreos you guys do they release any rarity counts on like i think i think it is based off of the whatever the rarity count of the actual pokemon is based upon what's the tokenomics for this it's like dodge coin so it's usually gonna be deadly shrimp except that's expiration but it's a huge crazy i guess it's deflationary well and
7:38 it's like the cards because the cards have a problem with minting and ████ like it can look like ████ get folded you're creased you should yeah that's true even worse your mom could be like ooh cookies and then she's like eating it that would be the worst beat the show you're gonna fight your mom bro after you already sold it she's like oh somebody bought it mom no and then she and then she spits around like it was a pidgey never mind did i ever tell you guys about when i erased the autograph with my thumb how so in uh when i was in i think second or third grade my my neighbor across the street was gonna go to a dodger game and this was back in the day when i was like mike piazza and then like jose canseco like um that that error charlie robinson yeah there's a guy named rahul monteci who was crushed yeah and after the game we went to the back because that's where all the players rolled out in the limos and people pass over gloves bats whatever i
8:28 had a baseball and i passed it over the fence raul modestly signed it and i just couldn't believe it now i remember driving back in the van i was holding i'm like oh my god and i touched it to caress it and i just spit it and my whole my whole thumb was just black like there's a black line and i'm like ████ i just couldn't believe like i just remember like i don't know if i did but it just i couldn't even sleep that night i was just like do you want something so precious like this oh my goodness two stories in a row from the most kid ████ ever i forged a bo jackson scene shirt on my baseball yeah i just looked at it because we were six like designed it dude what the ████ how did they know if things were forged back then because you see i mean the other kids definitely didn't ████ know like when people do signatures it's
9:19 so ████ up like are they to be able to say go that's not his signature yeah it's not jordan i love it when the idiots do it like the meth heads do it because it's like a new baseball and it says willie mays and it's like it's perfectly done fresh ink the best paper yogi berra can you still do uh what's the name bo jackson signature yeah but it's not gonna look like the it's gonna be very obvious it's not [Music] you
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