0:00 thank you [Music] is uh geared towards Bart I thought I thought you would really like this oh thank you so Equinox the famous gym is Banning new members on January oh I saw this wait what that's really cool you got enough money you remember they're being jerks that's nice yeah so they will not accept new members on January 1st a day when most people commit to jump starting the New Year's resolutions by heading to the gym yeah it's like the most popular month or whatever right yeah gyms are packed in January they're just like you'll come January 2nd but dude January 1st we don't want to sign up a bunch of ████ I think the whole month of January right there's yeah they're saying um well they're saying they're not signing anyone up on January 1 specifically but they're saying um and they're trying to basically lecture
0:51 everybody about how January is a language we don't understand it wants you to start something when you should be in the middle of it and then they're they're saying they're not signing up new clients because they're not done without that part the month is a fantasy delivered to your door in a pastel colored box and critics are are saying that you're they're shaming people who are trying to build new habits um shut up and Equinox know what you are you're a hookup for rich people um yeah that's the part that I'm like Jim you're a ████ hookup space for sugar babies and Rich old guys that want to get in shape it's technical up with weights exactly it's like 300 a month it's technically a country club so I didn't think that their mission was really Fitness you know it seems like they're just trying to up exclusivity even more yeah yeah because why they have all these rich Housewives to find
1:41 personal trainers to cheat with Loki Loki you're like we got too many eyes here so people can't cheat anymore we got to come out with a sick marketing you guys ever been in the Equinox before I I've walked by I've always wanted to so we had a homie that would like get us in yeah she like worked what's it like in there no like people know that you don't belong there they look at you and they're like you don't pay Members if you don't have a matching like Lululemon or some ████ you're like this guy's not doesn't belong yeah no it's it's I don't know it's uh I don't like this it's Posh it is what it's meant to be which is like the Rodeo Drive of gyms no for sure for sure for sure but this this is lame that they're doing that yeah are you playing I think it's lamb aren't they a private company Nick getting done shouldn't they be able to do whatever they should I like it I think it's great it's Planet Fitness where it's a bunch of truckers that use it for showering
2:32 and a bunch of senior citizens that come true but then everyone else that thinks they're gonna work out one day they they get membership because it's like five bucks a month but they never go and then they forget about it and they're like I don't care and then they make bang that's my favorite gym but I think but it is pandering to the clients I feel like that's a really really great thing because that's how they want it they're like yeah we don't want the gym to be packed with a bunch of non-serious people for the first like week of January and then be turned off by going to our own gym yeah okay but if they're gonna make a bunch of money with each membership's 300 bucks yeah dude it's a lot of money that's why I think it's a good gesture because they're like hey like it's more important to us that you current members are comfortable that is pretty cool because that whole like January 1st thing like it's become a meme of itself in the gym culture yeah it's their way of piggy piggying back off of that so they could like make a
3:23 cool statement and be like is there a way small talks like in December it's like it's like oh yeah I gotta get it now if you guys know next month's gonna come a little crazy yeah kinda yeah for real actually what if since their business model is so different what if they actually don't see the rush that 24 Hour Fitness Planet Fitness and the beginner gyms do so they just kind of ride on this marketing when they're like well you actually don't get sign ups anyway during January 1st so let's just pretend that it's live even better yeah guys what's going on right so they're they're saying you can sign up tomorrow like January yeah but it's a marketing plan Oh I thought I thought it was the whole month of January it's just because I believe some of the memberships are even a thousand bucks a month what do they do jack you off you're like Spa access yeah there's basic gym access then there's
4:14 like you get a permanent Locker then there's like dry cleaning I think some of them even have barber shops so it's 330 a month so it's like what which service you have and then like concierge and the bot the more baller you are then you're in this the places where maybe some of the pro athletes are hanging out so it's a little country they have good lotions there too man their lotions there you know EOS has like upgraded stuff where you can use like a massage therapy thing or something they have massage tables you get massage once a month or some ████ you have us I do yeah because it's so close to me and it's all over it's a gym yeah it's a pretty popular gym franchise that's been it's very cheap it's really nice well I only know about barbell Brigade yeah I'll work out at barbell Brigade and then go to EOS to take a shower wait no showers are barbell no I wish you did
5:05 oh you know what's funny though one one day I saw Justin shower at my place I was in this I was in the sauna and I hear this familiar voice and I hear Justin in a Dem and I was like wire trap barbell why are you here and they're like Bobo doesn't have a swimming pool oh wait are they at the one by Chinatown is that that's the one I go to hahaha with the movie room yeah you could run in the movie rooms do any of you guys have any fitness goals for for the New Year dude I haven't worked out in three plus months it's the long so that means any goal you said is good yeah yeah I want to watch eight minutes is that on your radar or is that just physically active like I walked yeah dude I'm the source I've ever been by standing 15 hours a day oh for sure like your legs are achy my belly's strong my belly's getting bigger but my legs are
5:56 strong oh yeah boys that's tight restaurant legs baby you got the cool fitness goals trying to get more jacked trying to look like Bart trying to put on some weight by jacking my elbow up at the end of the year so too much jacking off huh okay I haven't been able to work out in the New Year dude I feel kind of like I feel like I do you can't do too many of these motions honestly I can't even jack off right now that's all that stuff did you think of a new technique so it doesn't affect your elbow as much I can't you just gotta chain your wrist like this oh that's good damn that looks like it feels so tight imagine how small Anthony's dick is for that huh you want to imagine it no I am imagining if you want to see it your lips no to put it on patreon I'll ████ show you right now let's go you ████ perfect right now hey go to the back go to the back and look right at it come back see a little yellow fever ████ I
6:48 have a fetish I thought it says your race it's getting hot the sexual tension is crazy 240 a month go to the steam room together oh my God it's 300 in some areas like West Hollywood's like 221 let's go to Barbie house I do like I like that it's a cool status symbol for people that are there and they like to say it it's cool it's kind of wild like when you oh I got Equinox I Spit on people I get it I'm like that's dope where's uh what What's the uh hierarchy of ████ status for the gym Planet Fitness is really down here they got pizza dude Planet Fitness is very bad I in my opinion because I I was there for like it's purple I can't work out in purple it's the clientele it's like the people that our members are are like joking it's like they're just kidding it's like you literally have like people in overalls everyone's just doing bits yeah
7:39 it's like people are just wearing whatever they want and like you're not allowed to dress like you're going to the gym what yeah because that goes against the gym intimidation so what do you wear ████ jeans wait you can't dress like you're going to the gym intimidations all over the walls bro you can't look like you're really athletic because it's discouraging to people hey if I crush a bar uh um a barbell in barbell how do you crush one like I go yeah and and I drop it on the ████ ground like from the highest Fitness yeah yeah is that chill you can do that you can do that I can scream like it it depends on where you're at because we actually have bars and bumper place that's made to throw in the air so if you're doing the place that's allowed then you can do it but then if you're grabbing like metal plates and just throwing it where there's like no padding and stuff I'm just chucking around someone someone probably escorts you out but I'm showcasing my strength to to the females in the area I'm trying to gym intimidate Oh They'll probably be like dude that was pretty sick but
8:29 you're gonna have to step outside oh but I'm dominating could you help me over here actually thank you it's really like written on the wall no singlets yeah yeah good I like that rule I don't like when dudes were ████ sick because it's intimidating barbells sell those yeah well you compete in them yeah these are outfits that's our basketball jersey have you seen the stringers the stringers I'm like I don't care how jacked you are bro you're not jacked enough if you wear singlets you might as well just suck don't fit it why don't you make them why don't you make overalls that's less gay I would wear overalls as he's wearing overalls there it is wow that's called a conflict episode overall gym intimidating yeah dude okay so we got Planet Fitness then we got 24 maybe L.A la does Bally still exist Anytime Fitness
9:20 oh yeah Anytime Fitness like it's like smaller but a little more private and then you got like an orange theory at 40 crunch have you guys been to a crunch I've seen it those are like classes Pilates Zumba all the way up here what about dog pound dog pound is like it's that's like the one on west side where all the celebrities going ████ like top they box and they ████ do lips lifting over there where's gold I think Gold's 24. because they got movie theaters all one they got movie theaters do they really yeah goals have the goals in downtown has movie theater jogging doesn't Arnold Arnold go to Gold's Fitness Beach still so that gold is way different than the Gold's chain yeah that gold is legendary oh I remember saying that yeah yeah the mecca bodybuilding all the other ones is more of a like chain gold it's different yeah if that one has jacked up equipment and there's it's dope because it has
10:11 jacked up equipment all the other gold has super nice equipment you can just whack that they have super nice that's cool and then it's probably after Gold's 24 LA Fitness that's probably uh Equinox Equinox is up there and then barbell Brigade and then Lionheart Jiu Jitsu Academy where we do private training it's probably like the top of the ████ really yeah yeah why you look bumped out you don't look that excited and then be Waikiki yeah yeah you I guarantee you you're gonna have sore legs than you like be that you never ever ████ experienced in your whole entire eight hour shift that gonna be so it's like a threat you're gonna wake up every morning and you're like dude this is crazier than squatting but then it just squats up or down no squat you just stay still standing but not if you go squat is your squat going upwards I haven't even tested bro he's not that
11:01 famous yet I don't even know all I know is I could stand and have a posture for a long time a straight posture or do you just read Wikipedia all day did I read it all day yeah not all day but what did you refer to Gold's Venice Beach as the mecca of bodybuilding because that's what's known as the method literally says it is I didn't read it it's called The Becca Wikipedia all day I'm watching you Juan have you guys worked out there before yeah yeah it's dope I haven't there's like it feels like like you see all these pictures of all these like guys in the 70s 80s and you see upcoming bodybuilders and it's just like and you see you'll see some Legends walk through too it's dope it's like the whole being in the scene this is the Outdoor gym one on the beach that's what says in Wikipedia everything
11:51 he just says I like that one I'ma start working out again it's all getting swole together let's go me too well I've been working out but uh but I'm I need to upgrade my weights because I outgrew my 35s because I've been crushing too much ████ metal dude you're dropping it at the top of the city drop it all away yeah shipping it off shipping my ████ garage before lowering my property value by yelling so my wife [Music] foreign [Music]
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