0:00 if you're gay you get to celebrate with your boyfriend two ways huh how like let's say me and Nick are gay receive and like let's say I bought like let's say the new Ferrari I I always wanted I could both go hell yeah we got ferar like [Laughter] [Music] thato welcome back to another flexible episode of the careful boys where today we have Jared feather D welcome back jar jar anony take her a Shir off Anthony do it why you guys always Mak me do that is it hard is it harder than last time dude your vein is harder than the muscles that's crazy I could feel the everybody touch Jared again oh I get I get the treatment I get the treatment the start
0:51 of the episode dude holy ████ bro this muscle right here what the heck what the what the ████ okay I need to work out more your DS oh ████ Dar look at these veins this is the River Nile we got it at the start of the episode this time that's nuts dude goodness great work good job do you get that by holding it yeah okay I got to do that more cuz I just touch and go so you got to do it at the uh stretch I got to go instead of ha I'm done not on that one yeah you got to get that muscle to its maximum stretch range of motion R watching RP he says he's been watching RP I've been watching a little RP my dog
1:42 I'll be giving you one of those 2.8 million views I appreciate hey if I put my thumb under it feels bigger I know I like doing that I like doing that move where I push my bik actually when I was working on my back the other day I did the same thing where I warmed up by doing the lap pull Downs first making sure I got that technique right went into pull-ups to failure hey you got the app you don't have the app though dude how many pull can yeah how many pull-ups can you do I can do 10 that's pretty good I can do 12 like if I'm fresh still less than me yeah but I do it with good form I don't do the I don't do CrossFit pull-ups good form dude I don't do CrossFit pull-ups I wish you had a pull-up bar in the back but hey how much can you squat how much can you squ what's our body fat percentage though remember all right that being said that just means you're scrawny Focus Nick has a burning question that he's
2:33 been meaning to ask so I wrote it down and he he wanted to know why are gay guys so jacked that wasn't my question dude that was literally your question I wrote down Nick said why are gay guys so jacked and what are they doing that we're not oh yeah that's your question I forgot part two so you're asking this because of the overwhelming amount of bears that live in LA yeah and how like they're really good sh I rarely see Jack gay guys what are you guys talking about really are you sure where do you live though you live in Vegas there's no Jack gay guys over there there's no gay guys there they're illegal that's I mean you know bears exist yeah bears exist what's the other category there's a whole bunch otter bear what's a otter I'm more of a twink guy I think Otter's like Jack guys so there are some gay guys that want to get jacked so that other gay guys can you
3:25 can you explain all these terminologies so that we understand so that we don't get caught in it somewhere I actually yeah Mike if Mike were here dude he knows all of them he knows all of them he's the bad Jew the bad he's the bad yeah there's like one where you're also hairy and jacked and then there's one where you're just jacked and lean this is all for gay people terminology G yeah they refer to each other like that yeah yeah we yeah we got tons of friends like that they're ████ awesome I love them when you got strong did you end up attracting more men in your life and women yeah that's tight yeah let's focus on the men though I mean look where I am surrounded what happened at the beginning of this episode you tell me we are out the closet now oh yeah I saw that how do you reject a guy that's advancing on you but he's way bigger than you and he's scary advancing on me in what
4:16 capacity I'll ████ with them I love that ████ if I were a chick and dud I would ████ with dud cuz you know how guys are like hey girl what up I'd be like we ████ or what and they'd be like uh I do that to gay guys all the time I just guy named uh he never takes you up on the offer G himo in can I was in Canada right no I was in Australia is he a bear or an ax he was a just like a skinny Mexican guy who was followed me around for a little bit and then finally said what's up I sat down I'm like working he's just talking to me like hey man look if I was gay we'd be ████ already but I'm not like and then we just started talking and he's I'm like how often do you convert on straight dude she's like way more often than you think I'm like it's not going to happen but dude respect but were they even to begin with that's the question but you know I love it I think it's ████ hilarious D tons of dudes yeah I get DMS all I get dick
5:07 pics and ████ it's ████ weird what the Yeah they just just go straight for the dick I mean it's just like a guy right do you respond back and go like four out of 10 you you don't rank them yeah I'm like I guess that makes sense if you like put yourself in in that mindset because like if you are if like a weird dude chick no if no if you are like a gay guy if I'm s if I'm sending you a dickpic and you actually also are gay and you're down that's like it's a hit and it's and it's well known like gay dudes are way more sexually open so it's like I'm going to just ████ it it's less likely going to be sexual harassment yeah you know what I mean like what's the ODS of a guy being like Oh I'm going to go make a ████ scene about this like if dudes are doing that chicks yeah they'll blast them but I don't give a ████ so you sent me your ████ and you're jacking off all right ████ block restrict whatever ████ out of here mine shows the blur and then you
5:57 got to click it and then they're like are you sure you want to see what's there and you kind of see an outline of it you're a censored hentai yeah from Japan well what other questions did you have burning in your chest that was pretty much it and you didn't really answer our question dude about why do you think G guys are so buff why are they so strong I mean I don't think it's every gay gu yeah that's true it is just a West Hollywood which gay guys are you thinking of specifically I wasn't really thinking of anything particular it was more of like a joke question between me and Anthony so it's good we made a whole video Oh I thought it was a serious one so it's good now we have a whole six uh 22 minutes to talk about whatever we want to talk about do you think though it's also one of those things where again maybe it's because a lot of us are from La even though I'm a Vegas negative that's right that's right but like you know when you're in a friend group that
6:49 is interested in the same thing hobby wise so you continue to push each other in that thing now when it comes to like gay guys because they're attracted to other men you want to be attractive so then you continue making yourself more attractive and in order to do that you hang out with other people other men who are also making themselves and gay guys are way more sexually liberated like that's just a fact gay men have the most fun they just ████ dude they look like they're having a BL good hyi exactly so of course you want to look good like did you know it is what it is yeah people that ████ the most gay couples second it's young straight couples third married straight couples fourth is lesbian lesbians lesbians have the last the least amount of sex cuz they're probably fighting them the whole time yeah yeah a lot of arguments every
7:39 statistic I've ever heard has gay guys winning and then lesbians losing cuz you got two chicks they're ████ fighting got a propaganda is is every statistic you ever heard from Joe especially when it's ranked like that hey I I was a that was a social psychology class accredited University recently uh watching all y recent ████ you were going to be a therapist I was going to work uh I was going to do psych psychiatric psychiatric work at the jails it's like a kid telling you a lie I am an unlicensed therapist an official unlicensed therapist self-proclaimed as well that's cool I have a bachelor's in psychology I saw that on last couple episodes out of the closet dude uh what was I going to say
8:29 oh yeah so about the about lesbians they're also the highest earning couples yeah I know that's the other one lesbians are the poor L yeah exactly cuz nobody want to work they they don't want to work they want to fight all day you got two of them yep that's the problem the recipe these these stats are serious I know as a lesbian I go through that all the time just answer the question that's no I'm not ████ around Ty Ty you could Google bu your fingertips you could check it your he's like what do I type in confirmed ask right who has the least amount of are lesbians the lowest earning couples and the least having a sex I could take all that information I could even extrapolate even more information and they have the most ████ uh divorces or the uh relationship yikes and I bet lesbians
9:19 are the ones to least believe in crypto it's another thing I bet you that sounds right look into it you put two chicks together I could already predict what's going to happen I think that was in the coinbase newsletter I think I saw a stat about that is there always hungry cuz they don't know what to eat never know oh my God never know what do you know do you know any or I'll bet know I'll bet you their ████ drains is clawed cuz all their hair keeps falling out hey J you're a smart guy you got you got I haven't looked into this data but I after this episode I'm going to go home and do some research yeah I'm going to look at some M analyses for sure I bet both of them are cold all the time yeah ladies do run cold they're always cold and ████ lesbians run cold especially if they're gay that's what B says they're gay they run colder run cold especially
10:11 if they're gay yeah they're they're always cold yeah yeah what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details that's a quote good quote Oh god dude espe one more Stat one more Stat one more St they have they have a lot of spiders in the house they don't want to get rid of them they
11:01 don't want to kill is that an orcan survey too scared to get rid of the lot of spiders and unopened jars who wanted to know that who wanted to know unopen that's probably the best one unopen God ████ hell and lesbians don't like walking at night why not cuz they're scare hey lesbi don't walk let me add to this know they you know they only do their walks during the day yeah they only walk in San Marino cuz it's safe are they holding hands uh they usually have a dog not quite fighting what kind of shoes are they wearing what kind of shoes are they wearing I don't know but the driving Subaru is for sure D they're driving Subarus Subaru and then they're wearing saon or as6 yeah they're probably wearing each
11:52 other's shoes cuz they forgot where they put their own jeez you're smoking them they just can't live on I don't think think they're going to win do they have what kind of dogs they have oh no I don't know they got muts that they rescued yep oh that sounds right yeah that's nice yep what where do they Bank where do they Bank under the mattress I don't know so so they keep all the cas I know where chicks ████ keep their money probably Wells Fargo that sounds kind of lesbian I didn't think this was going to be like a lesbian facts video how do we get here what's what's our favorite stream service ████ the favorite probably Amazon Prime tub or some ████ Tu dude no's watching Tu lifetime maybe T I don't know what's
12:43 the lesbian's favorite exercise routine oh my ████ god uh they do f45 BR they do yeah probably 531 yeah f45 531 wait why why is at 45 specifically so like just like group fitness ████ oh right right f45 that's right yep lesbian sound kind of tight that's why I'm saying join our community we should get a lesbian in here to to fact check us see if any of them are right they come in they're like yeah we are always fighting yeah and we are wearing each other's shoes getting mad that you're not validating his lesbian as in come on dude I had to ████ bust it out all right let's go Ryan you haven't contributed a thing you hav't said no facts all I keep thinking about is how the opposite how like gay guys look like they're having the ████ time of their lives I'm so jealous honestly are I literally want every aspect of a gay guy's life except
13:33 for man no that's what he wants he doesn't want to insert he wants anything everything except for kissing a man yeah he he does he's chickening out at the intimacy point no what I want is just to be able to internationally travel in safety M so you don't have to you don't have to go to Egypt and worry about your girl oh like that no as a gay guy yeah I don't I don't want to be persecuted for my sexual oh like you don't want to go to Afghanistan get thrown off the building yes oh I see but how would they know you're gay yeah but what if you oh because of my hygiene is good I'm buff the way that I like let's say tomorrow you became gay what would really change about your appearance me nothing still look the same I'm too close for sure yeah you definitely came up with the out of the closet kid huh no
14:25 no I didn't but I embraced it and I ████ knocked that ████ out the park with execution that's for sure that's right that's right I own that ████ hell it's very clear that I'm the gayest on the channel but he has the most sex with dudes doesn't make him gay Jesus Christ that's what I'm saying ay it's just a different fact yeah sex with men and relationships with women I got news for you dude for iced tea to tell you that oh god oh jeez have sex with men relationships with women I wonder yeah I I do think that relationship seems more fun and exciting bro everything the festivals when you see like the remember I was talking about that everything looks when you see
15:15 a gay like a all gay anything that ████ everyone's smiling everyone's having a great time everyone's getting laid everyone's getting everything they want all my gay friends are the happiest people I know by far they're great they Crack the Code but when people are buy and single I'm like dude no one was really not want you ████ or they're just ████ well if you're buy you have so many options and you're a buy incel damn dude who's adding inel you're an inel loser if you're gay you get to celebrate with your boyfriend two ways huh how so like let's say if I like let's say me and Nick are gay receive and like let's say I bought like let's say the new Ferrari I I always wanted I could both it's hell yeah we got like that cuz I could only I could only do
16:06 this with Gio why you so clo dud I can't do I can't do like oh ████ yeah ████ you know that we got that ████ car always wanted slapping yeah you could do you could do the Bro celebration and the Romantic celebration yeah what a perk do that ████ again where you go yeah ████ hey iari hey to be fair I never seen a gay couple I never seen them bro out together how do they someone does take on the feminine and someone takes on the see I see them bring on that intimacy and stuff like that but I never seen them like bro out you haven't seen us yet dude when we're off camera we'll show why were you fighting it why are you no cuz it's my on camera Persona I'm straight on camera but off camera I'm not everybody knows this opposite I'm gay on camera off camera it's just relationships with women and sex with
16:56 men whatever ████ that is a good point though cuz you could sell you could you could you know like fist bump you could do all the Bro stuff you can fist bump holy ████ the perks you can't do that with your you can't do that with your lady you're right and it's like the present you buy you both enjoy it the same yeah like let's say your lady cooks something bomb hey that's tight you have to do it the the you got to incorporate it you got to do like the you know this but if you have a boyfriend you could do both you go this and you go like that you can do all kinds of you could Rough House more you R house your gay partner man it sounds pretty I'm pretty sure there's a 62 girl out there that's like 190 80 lbs that you could rough house with yeah but it's not the same but they still want to feel small that's the problem with chicks you know since the careful boys
17:46 era there's been a huge uptick and gay content that we create hell yeah started by you you're the host embraced by you you're the you're the employer started by you embraced by you that that was quite the question just start this off huh yeah did it's Nick question it's anony no it's Anthony's fault he's asking stupid questions embraced by you
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