0:00 cats feel crushable though you're right you know when you're petting them you're like these are words they're not they're not in there they're not in there yeah you're like oh this is like you never crushed your cat I gotta just crush them [Music] we're gonna talk about some more animals today fellas whoa great more animal abuse yes damn really and the other way around as well so cool animal sex and elephant news an elephante stabs his Handler with his tusks and then did that ████ do one of these with his nose honk with his Tusk did it go through them it went through them and then ripped them in half a gangster don't they cut the tusks off are you being serious I swear it ████ stabbed it and ripped
0:51 it in half after being given heavy workload in extreme heat which half which way you're testing dude vertical hot dog style or hamburger style I have this I think it's a hamburger I have this like Vision in my mind like sometime something's gonna happen where all the animals are gonna send some ████ signals to each other and they're like in the middle of the night cats dogs Birds everybody I don't know if you're an elephant ████ up your master tonight that's what we got lucky we're killing all of them you gotta lock the door man that's like Animal Farm like ████ it we're gonna kill all of them tonight is that what happened they got sit down there they can get fed up Kinda Yeah they are gonna get yeah this is like uh this is like an avatar the James Cameron one with all the blue people right we're at the very very end when they're all losing and ████ like that something all the ████ animals come through and just rip everybody a new ████ yes
1:41 that's that kind of ████ but more murderous like all these cannabin-ass cats and dogs that's why when I go to sleep I throw a rib eye on the front lawn no when they do come they get distracted and then I sleep with my ████ double pistols you think any dogs like talking to the dogs like let's go ████ this dude the other dog's like really they got dogs if you go I'll go go I'll go I can't picture a golden retriever doing that yeah not a Goldie yeah if you got a good owner the the other dog could be a mischievous dog and then your dog's like nah my owner's cool yeah and golden retrievers they look like down syndrome homeboys I know they got like a nice smile on yeah they'll be like that's your problem but they're strong they can ████ you up they want to ████ you that's true yeah they honestly could I look at some of these dogs now like if you want a cat too like oh cats
2:32 will ████ you up your cats might in the middle of night just murk you in the middle of the night they're like I'm just getting his threat let me just ████ you up how's your cat ever ████ you up I mean it's one of those things where like as a cat owner they're ████ you up but you're like oh this is so cute and then you're all bloody and ████ like that what do they do like like that basically they're just you know because they like scratched like if you don't trim their nails consistently to keep them like more dull they're constantly growing out and scratching at themselves you know in order to sharpen it when they catch a juggler though if they catch a juggling what are you gonna do then man yeah what are you gonna do that's what I'm saying they like no cats feel crushable though you're right you know when you're petting them you're like these are words they're not they're not in there they're not in there yeah you're like oh this is like you never crushed your cat I gotta just crush them but I feel like they'll slip like a ████ octopus like you squeeze like that and they'll slip out of your hand you shouldn't have an elephant it's
3:23 definitely one of my rules I've had like a dog small dog any animal I have have to be an animal if they come down to it yeah can take it you can take it you have to I'm not gonna take it I'm not getting no like big ass dog or even a crazy pit but I'm like if it went down it might take me he might take me out I'm gonna have that dog so my buddy has a friend who lives on an elephant sanctuary in Cambodia and they built a hotel right next to the sanctuary so you could stay there and in the morning do this food like showing me videos Hey Joe like check this out he goes out and he gets these baby ████ bananas and he's feeding a baby elephant that's great dog and then little ████ raps his ████ Tusk around I mean the elephant like nose around the trunk and then he grabs it and then he ████ eats it dude oh and
4:14 then they they ████ do morning walks they walk around that fool looks like ████ Mowgli and ████ that's awesome but I mean don't let it don't let it fool you they don't get big as hell and if you piss it off it's gonna rip yourself elephant in Thailand has ripped his 32 year old Handler in half after it was given a heavy workload in extreme dream healed I got mistreated them though that's why that's the workload anybody that has to work under the heat is gonna get pissed that's where you ████ up what if it's like I need those reports on my desk by Friday authorities believe the animal named pompan had grown frustrated at having to transport rubber wood at a plantation in fanya province in soaring temperatures the 20 year old elephant stabbed their Handler supachai Wang fade that's probably whipping them go carry that
5:05 thing with his tusks before buying them no there's something in there thinking they smart they don't forget yo they're elephants but those are good brains man they're wise you ever seen Operation Dumbo Drop that's one thing I missed I miss riding on an elephant at the park what part yeah back in the day that was like still acceptable what park they used to do that at the parks around here in L.A yeah like at Griffith Park even right they did a Griffith they used to they just I remember as a kid they ████ some days you just be at the park and there's just hell elephants and then you pay a fee at the Griffin Park I I was a child I forgot what it probably was Griffith Park wow but then yeah and then you just be sitting there with a bunch of Mexican kids on an elephant chilling and all the kids always saw the
5:55 elephant poop and they're like you know that stands out according to reports local police The Village Chief and rescue workers found Wong fade the son of the former mayor of that sub District ripped into lying in a pool of Bloom oh his body was eventually retrieved after livestock officers shot the elephant with a sedative Dart and just so you know death in Thailand caused by elephants are rare but on the rise with at least 20 people being killed in 2020. the elephants are uprised they're sick of their ████ he does all these animals are just kind of like humoring us until the time comes middle of the night they get that signal the bad signal ████ up your honor tonight ████ ████ up our Master it's like Daenerys targan coming through it's just like no everybody kill your Masters and take off your chains yeah yes
6:45 exactly like the ████ the rib eyes ribeye steaks the worm and the whole crew yeah gray worm and the unsullied unsullied unsolutely just like in the middle of night you hear just some burp like fly by eating and then like oh what the ████ was that that was the sound I was just fantasizing about every ████ domesticated pet in the world just on one giving you got a ████ parent going yeah ████ biting the owner goes down pet ████ hamster breakout and ████ the ████ pet hamster killing his own ████ snake come out bite your toe and ████ God tarantulas everything imagine all the you death by chinchilla I mean you're sleeping they're catching you when you're sleeping plus I got a little jump on you because it's like it's like Santa Claus
7:36 power and one night somehow gets all the children in the world at one time did you ever see the movie Maximum Overdrive no is that what happened in the movie no it sort of but there was like a sentient truck that gave an electronic signal to anything electronic to start killing people so like vending machines would be shooting soda people oh ████ what the ████ down anything that could use electricity was trying to kill him like a refrigerator attacks you and ████ hits you in the face those movies we don't see them no more huh yeah because they can't well good movies yeah good movies man like double drop dump Operation Dumbo Drop what happens in that by the way dude Ray Liotta's in Ray Liotta rest in peace what is the operation they gotta save the uh the elephant and transport them to uh elephant Sanctuary why are you looking at me like that
8:27 because dude Anthony you see we talk about it all the time you're supposed to back me up I'm backing you up dude hey operation double drops about uh them rescuing an elephant send them to elephants you guys never seen operation double drop how do they stretch one drop into a whole runtime film because dude people are stopping him from dropping is it what Charlie Sheen I think I think Danny Glover's in it yeah I think he is too I don't think I ever saw it but I remember the posters in the trailer all right here we go we got uh directed by Simon Windsor with starring Danny Glover Ray Liotta Dennis Leary Dougie Doug Corin nameick whatever the ████ he said Dougie Doug I never seen any of those Walt Disney Pictures blah blah blah it's on Disney plus size it's by Walt Disney by the man himself yeah is a 95 American action comedy drama War film storyline was conceived from screenplay written by
9:18 Gene no we need to tell War film too it's a war film it was like military it's like military a Dumbo Drop based on a true story see United States Army Major Jim Morris the film stars Donna Glover and Ray Liotta as Green Berets during the Vietnam war in 1968 who attempts to transport an elephant through jungle terrain to a local South Vietnamese Village which in turn helps American forces monitor Viet Cong activity the film deals bro damn I'm a welfare anti-viet Cong I don't know if I want to watch this movie anymore I did not support the one you were recommending it the whole time no because I remember for that if it had nothing to do with the war yeah I guess I don't even think it takes place Vietnam because I think it's like modified elephant I don't know man it's a good movie bro they're trying to save the elephant it is a a Disney movie so like number two best elephant movie The
10:08 Protector with Tony Jones oh yeah that's a good one the protective return dude I'm not gonna buy a moped no more I'm gonna buy a ████ elephant he's been scheming this whole time what a friend of mine in New York rented an elephant to propose to a his wife oh is he Indian no he's Filipino that's interesting but it wasn't a full grown outfit I think it's a baby elephant because he was riding it and he lives in a like a high-rise building he's ready what right that ████ took the elephant he was just on it and that's the answer he's a wild artist and he just he he came with a I think he had a turbo he was doing a whole Aladdin thing he was like Grand Sally but he was on the back of a ████ baby elephant in there like you know some high-rise apartment they lived in this was Apple the app yeah I imagine bad guys with swords I still think it's the craziest thing I was like why'd you do this I just had an idea I was like where the ████ you get an elephant New York he's like New Jersey
11:01 that's the easy answer transport him through the subway elephants are probably the top three coolest animals [Music] foreign
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