0:00 imagine at a Red Bull pitch meeting uhhuh hey guys check it out I know the next sport we're going to sponsor they play that everyone's going be like [Laughter] [Music] Boo anybody here happen to be a fan of cornhole yeah I guess oh wait is it the whole thing in the bean bag dud what is it it's the um it's like a white like hipster game you SE that breweries it's like a yeah it's like a little like slant Box Thing little hole oh that yeah you pairs great with my friend uh cousin's like a pro athlete for that like he just smok cigarettes and does that sh polo shirt and he like every time you win you get like 6,000 5,000 whatever like just pops out of the hole so I didn't actually even know that this
0:50 was had elevated to cuz I always thought it was just like a bar side or yard kind of like you always see cornhole when you're like touring a new apartment or something like that and they're like oh B over there we got cornhole ho right it's also on ESPN what yeah it's pretty hardcore and now there's a university uh actually that just awarded scholarships to two Colorado athletes to play division one cornhole for Winthrop University this Cornell that's like fing creating a sport for snapping your fingers ooh this guy's on the Olympics you know that there is a score for that or there's a g world record nah dude ████ how big is this cornhole court is it like no it's the it's the regular 500 ft like Dude Perfect cornhle
1:41 yeah if it's like trick shot cornhole that's pretty good as soon as you think about it you're like you want them to play on top of a skyscraper or something like two different ones you you want to elevate the whole ████ game right all right I said I told my son he could do whatever he wants but now the worst thing he can't do is be a cornhole player he's going to want to play so bad dude he's going to fall keeps kids off the streets he didn't even think about it but now that he brought it up he asked to do it why is it so whack to you cuz it's a ████ whack ass game like I wait have you ever truly play it's fun me and Tao play cuz in our little Community we have one right oh you play It's the ████ most bull sucks it's like stepping on dog ████ no fool have you actually do you know truly how to play did you get smoked really bad is that why he probably does it takes it literally takes no skill at all it
2:32 literally you it literally takes no skill bro Trauma from this huh you know what me and TAA do because it's so ████ easy dude secure dude like so the the cornhole Court in our community there's one on this side one on this side right and you're supposed to people stand in the middle and they they go like this we'll go literally to the other side of the ████ Park cuz it's so ████ easy dude cuz like you all you got to do is put the sandbag on your finger bang fingers right God and you ████ not how you taught him yeah that's what I te all right son use your finger bang pink fingers and it's like ████ 10 out of 10 so we're going to the other side of the park all right if you played it my way you would love it really yeah because every cornhole of the board no finger banging allow it's all game use your dick sucking mouth on the cornhole board you
3:24 know how the cornhole thing is like lifted off the ground it's perfect to fit it right over your ball and you throw it you throw it and when it goes in the hole it hits him in the nuts that's that's the best way to do it you got to do it that way oh ████ he's going to love it but that's why they're giving out College you know scholarships for these types of games do you have a video of how professionals play it cuz maybe I'm not envisioning the right thing oh no no no don't show them that you'll hate it more I swear crazy part is when like you have to like knock other people's bags out of the way to get yours in crazy part it's ████ Dam if they're scored the game is ass smoked as well huh you sound like a cup stacking guy trying to trying to sell us on some ████ oh you know what maybe it's cuz I don't know the rules then so they're probably that's what I was just asking do you know the rules all bro you think this guy knows the rules of ████ shle board he knows finger banging fingers
4:14 you better assume that's obvious seeing the rules every single time you open up the ████ rules says dude have you seen bar play basketball he'll grab the ball like what that's how I play dude bro that's how he beats you up on a court dude go what's that and then I do I do think it's a fairly lame game but I've just seen people that are really good and I'm like how the ████ do you get that good at this yeah especially holding a beer Cup in your hand I guess it's where when something looks like it has an easy entry point it's hard to respect it but like darts like Dart or Jack but darts is hard though no darts is hard but it's like darts is really hard and it looks cool but that is different than well to be fair maybe when I was really really young throwing a sandbag looks kind of weird but like I also thought bowling the very first time when I was young was like oh this is so easy and then you
5:04 actually start learning skills and you're like this is ████ ganger bowling is like it's it's a hard sport to play but like you really going to play bowling all the time no bowling you really going to play bowling all the time bowling is cool no of course but but Joe what if I told you you had to Bowl 20 hours out of the week ████ no I go if you're going to go ham at something like cornhole you got to really love it you got to love this game you got to love the bro it's for the love of the game but then there is a there is like kind of a culture around it of course but that's out of the Love of the Game though if you play cornal 20 hours the week you know what these sports are it's beard like activities yeah yeah yeah that's how some people see darts and and billiards so when I I would talk trash to all the people at the gym cuz they play uh pickle ball and I never played pick oh pickle ball
5:54 that's such a boom right now man huge right now so I I've never seen I'm talking all this ████ I've never tenis kind of pretty much why is pickle ball like like on the surge right now because I guess you don't really have to run as much as you would play tennis it's like way easier than tennis way more accessible right it's like a mini Court of tennis like honestly they could have just it's bigger ping pong I yeah I don't I I hate the ball though like that that hit you know the of the of theack w against that yeah but like when I haven't seen it I'd be like dude I would just talk ████ to everyone like you I'd smoke you is one of those sports that make you whack yeah is it but you watch no no but you watch it and you're like oh they're actually it's a fast game like it's it's oh yeah yeah like the good players yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's hardcore I also think the disparity between gender is like
6:45 lessened in pickle ball you know what I'm talking about cuz like you you play ████ football or basketball something like that yeah you know me tell me that's a thing you tell me that that's the gender disparity is huge you're tell you're going to Anthony Lee you're going to tell me that that women can't play football this you can't tell me you can't play with man dude AR said it women are just as strong as men dude do you think do you respect bad mitton as a sport Batman's kind of lit really it looks whack bro honest the paddle games I think are fun I think they're they're they're aesthetically pleasing to me it's also one of those things bro when you see a guy off the table and he ████ hits that little bad boy back on oh for p pong really exciting actually yeah you know what also funny though like looking at guys play like volleyball in high school and
7:35 being like and then like watching the girls though watching the girls and you're like I love this sport ████ love this the uniforms are so hot why why why does body volleyball produce really good bodies it's all the jumping problem yeah the jumping the glutes the knee pads for the the fantasy cuz swimming doesn't well it doesn't talk about they kind of give you really good lats if you like the triangle back it's nice what about those synchronized swimmers they they have nice bodies no one's watching that ████ bro I don't watch that ████ who's watching synchron what about Polo players you don't think po water polo makes a good the biggest mistake in my life I'm dudes I'm dudes Polo like horse Polo I didn't know how ████ cool that ████ was dude really when I see those guys andow I was like that oh I thought it was some whack ass
8:25 rich people ████ and I'm like that is ████ it seems like a very dangerous hardcore sport you know what it reminds me of it's like they're jousting they're just ████ riding there ████ English jousting yeah that's a lot of things you have to learn to play that sport you got to be a good Rider and then you got to be able to not very accessible and your horse can't be a dumbass it's like there's so many things that you got to feed your horse apples during halftime and ████ he's going to get hungry what happens if your horse gets sick you got to get another horse you got have two horses at least hey you know what I want to do um horse archery man oh I want to learn how to ████ ride a horse but you got to like slide down the side so you don't get hit and you got to shoot it sideways and ████ oh that's crazy photosop a horse that's put a horse in there see make that D1 yeah yeah ████ make that D1 yeah ████
9:16 cornhole when you guys heard from beus and but but head corn jolio I thought it's because we take a ████ after we eat corn and the corn doesn't like dissolve right I didn't know it was like corn hole the game that they were saying I think cornhole is another word for but hole I think yeah but I didn't know that they were referencing cornhole the game now that you're saying it I think I'm putting the two pieces together yes cuz it's like a butthole it's your it's your what would what would help make cornhole more of a sport for you it I think if there's some sort of like if there's some sort of kill shot I don't think he knows the game though you know Batman right as as like as ████ fairy as it looks there's a there's a Kill Shot like yeah right or like ████ tennis or even dark it's like there's a a a volleyball there's like there's a Kill Shot there's a moment of 110% intensity to to beat the other
10:08 person okay I got I got I got a good one for cornhole we're going to do cornhole but we're going to throw obese children instead of sandbags oh my good whoa no they don't got pick them up yeah you pick them up and you toss them and you try to get them in the hole so non-obese people have to pick up obese people yes that's hard that's the kill out so so this is a oh this is like a whole let me let me see oh they got sponsor basically this guy I think is throwing the the the the bags to not it in the hole to block the other guy pointwise or some ████ like that right this guy's throwing him wait did he just bounce I'm already EXC oh that's really far okay okay okay where are the other guys at I think they should stand by there damn dude this is cool so he blocked the hole and he's not trying to knock his the other guys back cuz you
10:58 get the points when they put put your your bag in I see I see now he's going to go kill shot right now look look finger bang fingers I knew it look look watch watch watch that's how you toss it that's how you fluff it up yep look no this is cool look at this oh wow all right I changed my mind he got all three in at one it is cool it is cool n that guy is whack but the way he threw it though it was like can you imagine okay imagine at a Red Bull pitch meeting uhuh hey guys check it out I know the next sport we're going to sponsor they play that ████ everyone's going be like [Laughter] boo but y it goes back to what you were talking Arvin it's like I always think like why is this a thing like why is this why are people doing this and you
11:50 look at all the sponsorships you look at all the people over there you're like these ████ are just triang and there's there's more people in the stands than at like I don't know like tournament yeah my jiujitsu tournament my jiujitsu tournament I thought that's what you gon to say I'm trying to beat you [Music] no
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