0:00 thank you [Music] so I heard you're a big superhero fan hate superheroes you know that dude all right what's your favorite superhero to hate uh yeah who's the lamest the lamest who's the wackest that you're like I can't stand that ████ you didn't have a favorite one growing up yes I have Batman Batman was always been like super cool but now you think it's whack still but now I'm like dude it's like are you over it I I turned 10 and I was like yeah I'm done yeah I turned 10 and that's when I was like uh it's got this ████ thing dude what's up with this guy right here dude everything else ████ you know died down so the wackest superhero that I'm just like I don't get it it's probably uh uh I know there's one that I was like who the ████ is this guy well dude I was gonna say though uh
0:51 Marvel like the Marvel Captain Marvel yeah I don't know what the hell she's about I don't know I feel like they they they made a superhero for us to like and it was real power the girl powered as a woman who's the best who's aware of everyone I'm just like I feel like you're tricking me to like this one you're making you're forcing a powerful person on me and it's like I still think the Hulk can kick her ass but you know was there ever a superhero that had like Mexican representation no more dude we we just yeah dude that guy was badass oh I guess that's uh Mayan right in the more anyways you see that they're forcing those ones I don't know dude it's so weird well uh are you a fan of anybody here a fan of Henry Cavill Superman I've never seen that what you don't seem out of steel I think I've seen it but he's he's
1:41 not like that Superman I don't even remember spectacular look at Joe look how bored he is dude no you know what I was thinking about what he is checked out so like Street Fighter did a really good job of like making cool cultural badass characters yeah okay because they had the Native American guy Apple was doing like ████ Native American dance ████ yeah yeah yeah they had like the ████ like right flame what's that guy uh oh ████ yeah what's his name is it the Indian guy though you know what I mean like they had all those they did a good job they did a really good job of like blending culture [Laughter]
2:35 what are you saying he ████ did it in school so many times I used to ████ jump out of the ████ you know the two layers I just jump off into the turn [Laughter] that's what Japan thinks of all the races yeah that's what's funny I like how they got Jean-Claude Van Damme as guile bro oh wow that was fun yeah All-American man is a Belgian accent I'm going to kick your ass as so hard he's the most french guy ever I don't even know if he's French is he Belgium basically yeah
3:25 recently Henry Cavill Henry Cavill recently played Superman as the the guy from Man of Steel and also in Justice League and Batman versus Superman he's basically the most recent version of Superman right he looks like a ████ Superman and he looks like a ████ yeah who's this guy he's got the little curly kid yeah he's handsome not gay but he couldn't get it what had recently happened if anybody's been following like the DC Universe stuff and like how they're you know redoing how everybody acknowledges that the dcules I'm ████ relax man relax for six videos somehow jacked off in six different
4:17 topics in case you didn't see the first video or the second video um so Henry Cavill recently was on ████ uh social media telling his fans telling everybody that he's coming back to play Superman this was a huge thing he is he was featured in uh The Rock's Black Adam right in like one of the later scenes or whatever spoiler dude yeah he confirmed it himself on social media where he talks about like I am coming back as a man still et cetera Etc right this was like was that ever a question though well it's because like uh he wasn't that franchise wasn't necessarily for sure gonna go on so when like the guy comes back on social media and says he's gonna do it obviously anybody who's a fan of him as Superman rallies yeah
5:07 the Nerds ████ yeah right but also I think that if you're gonna hire first of all if you're gonna hire somebody to be like a superhero they gotta like this world because this ████ sucks when they hire somebody and they don't like like me if that would have been a superhero and then I come in for the next you want to do a sequel I don't ████ know dude I don't know if I want to he's not in love with this ████ no no no with this character sometimes would be like I love this guy they're willing to do more videos more movies like how Ryan Reynolds love Deadpool and he killed it with Deadpool even though he had some type of like love for this and then he's still stuck it because yeah it sucks as a fan to like follow this character and they're just like I don't know dude I really want to do this oh yeah it sucks to hear it I'm over here doing blow right now dude I don't got time for that it's like that sucks for the Nerds oh no but Iron Man
5:59 this guy is not what you're explaining so I don't know where you got that but um this guy does love Superman this guy does he likes it he's like he likes it he was excited to confirm that he was coming back okay never mind everything I said remember it's not always the actor's decision for a future superhero um it's it's not always their decision though it's not like they can be like I can't wait for the next production like you know what I mean it's it's up to the suits yeah so the thing is he was ready uh you know there's this whole thing about like he got ████ teasing Black Adam they're like he's coming back from Man of Steel too he confirms it because the Production Studios talked about it yeah but then DC does a whole ████ overhaul Warner Brothers there's a whole overhaul in the Production Studio James Gunn becomes the new kind of like Kevin feige of the DC Universe yeah and once they uh and the whole point it was pretty close the whole point is not to
6:49 uh do individual s█████ movies the whole point is actually to plan out things oh like how Marvel did yeah like how Marvel did they specifically wanted like a 10-year plan like Marvel which means that now they're replanting suddenly they don't want Henry Cavill to play Superman because exactly they need a new one now that makes sense you know what they should get that ████ from Euphoria I thought he looked like I thought God [Laughter] you know you have like dark hairs like handsome chiseled tall he's 28. yeah I think he could be getting old dude character that he played in that movie is very anti-superman in that sense but yes it's a good he's not even ████ America he's like British or some ████
7:39 British so is Henry Cavill yeah he's ████ British people Ritz taking our ████ women uh Brunetto right he can't be blonde yeah yeah you know why hey what if they pull a ████ like a Little Mermaid and he's ████ full-on black is that bad oh man some people might be really mad I think Superman's supposed to be Jewish no I think so I think Krypton no but I think part of Krypton I think I thought he was Kryptonic I think it's based on a Jewish story folktale because look like ████ Moses was like a ████ baby that just oh my my place you put him in a ████ River that's like oh the ████ krypton's
8:29 getting ████ up so then they bring them to uh to the Earth ████ right there shouldn't be a black Superman you broke my brain it really is it's called uh it's Shaquille O'Neal oh true it's still true true true yeah I've never saw steel you got it tatted on the shoulder too yeah his shoe logo is this little dookie squat uh I don't know dude I wish I cared more about the superheroes is there a superhero movie that you were like I hate superhero movies but this one I actually like the new Batman movie Nirvana songs I'm like ████ they just ████ they make
9:19 so dude that one dude that movie was a double spit that was a great take I like that Batman the Penguin and everything was so ████ Colin Farrell did kill you like Dark Knight or no uh I actually did like Dark Knight but I like that recent battle so basically you're like the world that he was in but that world that he was in was again was like the recent one never fell out of it I never fell out of it like oh it's just a movie it just felt like this was a dope ass world I was I was in their world and by the end of the movie I came back to my world oh ████ I was there bro I love that and never took me out like that's a little too much it's too little George Clooney one you like that one dude that's my favorite one don't you start talking ████ about that one was ████ those movies I don't know what you're talking about all right dude don't even talk about the seal song that's SEAL song
10:15 I don't like superhero movies and he's like he knows every ████ Batman I know and like if I like Batman I guess all right besides Batman besides Batman actually I like Batman do you like Logan that was kind of dark I don't like Logan did you watch it because again I was like these other ones it's like I think that's something I for me it was like oh that's that's for the white people bro like I don't know like Thor all that I'm just like I'm over it more of uh you like superhero movies where the hero isn't necessarily super it's like an anti-hero yeah because that's what it sounds like because Batman doesn't have like Batman he doesn't have any powers you don't like Nacho Libre yeah I love Nacho Libre dude that guy's a ████ here I mean that's a good superhero movie because I think you just open up a door in my mind right now yeah maybe it's the ability thing Batman is like me like he doesn't believe in himself he's kind of like no I just I do my own thing and
11:06 whatever he's very Twilight yeah like he hides his face don't look at me man yeah yeah I do it I just do it help people but don't look at me man you know he's hiding he's mysterious that's me that's me I'm like that I don't like I don't like a lot of attention but I do but then I don't I helping people I like ████ don't girls that don't like me back yeah I'm Batman baby Superman's not relatable to you oh no yeah because he's too ideal yeah dude he's not really Superman's too perfect that's in a toxic relationship with Catwoman they fighting ████ playing and all this ████ Superman's a ████ dude he can't be he doesn't like being himself yes Superman is like super nerdy he's like afraid of like can you just talk to the girl it's a hard sell as time goes I think it's harder and harder to sell so it's true he rep he really
11:56 represents the ideal yeah apparently yeah he's a cook he's a cook right because he's the girl's looking getting hit on at the office hey ████ what's your name Mary Lou Mary Jane Mary Lou Lois Lane Lois Lane I don't think so hey Louis nice ████ tits in the book and he's like oh he says walking he's watching this at the like oh you're just gonna let yourself talk to like that he's ████ cool it's like the biggest dick in the office relax it's cool and then what makes him weak is Rock he's afraid rocks make him weak that's what goes to one of those ████ hippie ass hippie ass girl stores and then he's like crystals yeah yeah he gets he dates a ████ hipster chick and ████ him up he can't be here the ████ is wrong with you he's Christmas it's just amethyst you're a bad energy to sell them yeah do some I don't like
12:46 Spider-Man either he just seems he's a little ████ Spiderman which one all three of them yeah look at how he's like Mary Jane don't like me unless I'm Spider-Man yeah they're all like that he's literally in Heights I don't like that ████ that's why nerds just love him I feel the same way from Spider-Man without the powers they're like the only way I could get a girls if I catfish them see that's all they're doing they're always in Disguise yeah mysterious it's a bad example for these young kids they're like the only way is when when I pretend to be someone else then they love me some whack-ass ████ yeah dude young kids come off here nerd dude I'm telling you there's a girl nerd Who's down to do some wild ████ but I've been in bad bad class you know what I mean those ████ nerds just as wild Yep they're into ████ weird ████ but hey they're down to ████ I mean you guys
13:37 could don't both ████ and watch weird ████ together dude come on yeah dude there's hope yeah dude that is the generation now a lot of people like just get together and watch anime and go ████ right the ████ eat their cheese puffs and ████ like cheese puffs for some reason this is like a cheeseburger you don't like cheese puffs I do but then you're like all right after three like all right what am I ten it's an odd stuff that's enough it's all over the place it's messy the cheese it's like dissolves in your mouth it's weird I'm over it [Music] foreign [Music]
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