0:00 Yeah, it's been it's been over a decade since Lynsanity. >> Oh my goodness. Has time flies by. >> Has time flies by. >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, where this isn't new news, even though it recently happened, but I felt like we needed to kind of have a good conversation about this and give him his flowers. But Jeremy Lynn has announced his retirement. >> Oh. From basketball. >> From basketball. Fully. Yep. Where was he? What was his last team? >> Taiwan. >> He was playing in Taiwan. >> Oh, >> and he won some championships out there. Yeah, >> he was playing for Taipei specifically, right? >> Yeah. >> With his brother, right? >> I think so. >> That's tight. >> Is it Taiwanese pro basketball where the cheerleaders try to like tease the other team and get them distracted? >> That's >> Oh, with like sexual things. >> That should be legal in all sports.
0:52 >> I think it is like their their pro basketball teams. You see the uh the cheerleaders when it's their other people like when they try to do a free throw or whatever, they would start doing distracting like >> do like the splits in front of the thing. >> Oh wow, >> that's sick. >> That's some baseball. >> I'm going look that. Well done, Jeremy Lynn. You did a good job, man. >> Yeah, it's been it's been over a decade since Lynsanity. >> Oh my goodness. Has time flies by. >> Has time flies by. Yeah, absolutely. >> Lsanity was crazy. >> Yeah, it was. Look at all the NBA teams he's played for. He's had a pretty good career. >> Remember remember when they try to uh downplay it like that's not that impressive. >> Like the amount of um stories he's able to tell his kids is pretty cool >> cuz he's played for so many teams. His journey was really cool. Even be able to play international ball. And I think it
1:44 was cool for his dad to go to Taiwan and watch both of their sons play for their home country. >> Oh, he has a brother that plays for >> They played in Taiwan together. Yeah, I think they won a championship together >> in the same team. >> What was his best year like when Lin Sandy What What year was it when Lin Sanders was just popping? >> That was when he's on the Knicks. >> Okay. >> That was what 2011 2012. >> Okay. Okay. So, that was right after he cuz he came in on the Warriors I think. >> Uh I think I think he was >> insanity was Yeah. February 2012. >> Warriors first. >> Warriors first and then he went to >> Golden State Warriors. Then he played Reno Big Horns and then Donguang Leopards and then came back to the Knicks. Then Erie, >> he was in the D-League at the time. >> What's Oh, Reno Big Horns is a D-League team. >> Sounds like one. >> It's like part of the amateur. >> Then he went Houston Rockets in 2012 2014. Uh LA Lakers 2014 2015. Charlotte
2:36 Hornets 2015 2016. Brooklyn Nets 2016 to 2018. Atlanta Hawks 2018 to 2019. Toronto Raptors 2019. Beijing Ducks 19 to 20. Santa Cruz Warriors 21. Beijing Ducks again. Guangzo long line. >> Dang. He was a year away from being on the Raptors too. Oh, no. He was on the team when they won. >> Yeah, I think he was on the team when they won. >> No more. >> He has a ring. >> It is. >> Yeah. >> How come he's at Santa Cruz? >> NBA. >> Oh, that means he was not in the the pros or like in the NBA. He was like in another league. >> Yeah. NBA champion 2019. Taipei basketball league champion 2025. PLG champion 2024. >> Sounds like he won the ship and then he went to Japan, right? >> Uh Taiwan. or either he got the motor or maybe he got really injured. Sometimes they'll go into the other >> he went to the basics after >> I mean he's pleased. He's definitely
3:27 baldled out. >> My favorite thing he did ever was when he when that dude was getting on him for having braids. >> Oh yeah, Kenya Martin. >> His ████ response was amazing. >> What happened? >> So it's this black dude that was getting on him for like appropriation for having his braids cuz he was like growing out his dreads. >> Okay. And then he came back so classy cuz he cuz he was like saying like, "Oh, like look at this guy. Like you I guess pretty much insinuating trying to be black with your dreads or whatever." He goes, "Hey man, it's uh I I actually appreciate the Chinese tattoo that you have." And he shows like a screenshot of it that you have. And I thought it would be cool if we both I thought it was like that's one of the coolest things being able to appreciate each other's culture. >> I'll I'll give you the word for word right now. >> Harvard educated Jeremy Lynn. So, this is basically the exchange. What Kenyon Martin said was, "Do I need to remind this boy his last name, Lynn?" Martin
4:18 said with a sarcastic face and tone, like, "Come on, man. Let's stop it with these people. There's no way possible he would have made it on one of our teams with that ████ on his head. Come on, man. Somebody need to tell him like, "All right, bro. We get it. You want to be black. Like, we get it. Bust your but your last name is Lynn." So, then his response said, "Hey, man. It's all good. You don't have to like my hair and definitely entitled to your opinion. Actually, I legit grateful you sharing it. To be honest, at the end of the day, I appreciate that I have dreads and you have Chinese tattoos. I think it's a sign of respect. And I think as minorities, the more we appreciate each other's cultures, the more we influence mainstream society. Thanks for everything you did for the nets and hoops. Had your poster up on my wall growing up. >> Wow. That's a total total ass clapping. >> Yeah, >> but I get it though, cuz that's just bald guy envy. Straight up. That's ball guy envy. I
5:09 would do the same thing. >> Yeah, genuinely with the with the class act on that one. That that was his tattoo say. No uh fear everyone. >> Hope not. >> He doesn't belong in our club. >> No, no, no. that I mean that's one that's always a funny conversation, but I mean like obviously like Jeremy Lynn is >> when you're good, >> I feel like that puts all conversations down. That's all >> I like is like he's just gold representation all the way. >> Yeah, >> you did a good job. >> And Lani was to the to the level that he got on ████ like Times cover. >> He was everywhere. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like that's crazy. I think he was the first basketball player to be on like Times or something like that. >> I want um a Asian Dennis Ramen though. But we need uh Jeremy Lynn to kind of be like, "Ah, those ████ are okay."
6:01 >> You mean specifically in the NBA? >> Yeah. And then after you need a Asian Dennis Ramen to be like, "Oh, >> this is when you say ████ up." >> Asian Dennis Ramen like he's the rebound king or like he's wearing princess dresses and stuff >> like wild boy. >> He's eccentric. >> Yeah. Yeah. Eccentric. There's only even only one black Dennis Rodman. >> Well, Prince was pretty close. >> Prince was close. Yeah. Yeah. In basketball. >> But Dennis Rodman like Dennis >> Yeah, true. >> Yeah, >> that's pretty funny. We need a Dennis Rodman. Not even every black team needs a Dennis Rodman. >> I just want to see that happen. >> You just want to see an annoying Asian guy. >> I just want a relatable Asian guy to me. Oh, >> do you think Robin was annoying? >> No. I mean, I think if an Asian guy was being Dennis Robin, that would be annoying. >> I do not think Robin was annoying. I
6:52 thought he was entertaining. >> And he was with Prime Car Electric. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. No, he's cool. I think if you're trying to be that. What movie was he in? Um, Double Team. >> Double Team. Yo. >> Oh, yeah. >> That's a hilar. >> And I love bad movies and I hated that movie. >> I bet you'd like it now. >> I watched it now. We tried. >> Yeah. Me and Dietrix try. We were like, "This is going to be so fun." And we were like, "Dude, what's happening?" >> I don't know. >> It's so It's so slow. What's that? >> Trap. >> What's Trap? >> The um Dude, me and Mike just watched it recently. We're dying. It's the one with uh Josh Hartnet where uh it's uh might Shyamalan, but really his his heel selfunds it. >> Yeah, I remember I had my high hopes for that and then you told me what happens in it and we were both like, "Nah, we're not, >> dude." But it's so good.
7:42 >> Is it? how it's so bad, dude. It's so bad >> because it's like a commercial for his daughter's career. >> It's so bad. >> Oh, dude. I don't think I want to sit down. >> I was cracking up. >> Dude, DMX was sick in Half Pass Dead with Seagal. That ████ was hilarious. >> It's the same thing as Robin acting. It's just like Oh, man. It's like the reading. >> But was the movie at least like fast-paced? Cuz my thing with Double Team is that it's so slow. >> It's crazy slow, dude. Hey, giving flowers to Jeremy Lynn is also like you lowkey can't do it without giving flowers to uh Studio 64 Comedy aka Lawrence Count Canol aka Superior Lintic equation. >> Yeah, bro. Even on his retirement >> new play. It's cuz it's fast. >> Even on his retirement post, people were quoting Superior Lintlect and they were getting like mad likes on it. It's part of his legacy now. >> See it go viral like on Instagram and
8:33 other platforms and people don't even know where it came from. They don't know the original. And for someone like Lawrence, >> I remember we were all in that YouTube space together. That was so out of left field cuz he doesn't make content like that, >> dude. He was just dancing, whatever, acting, and randomly puts out this video. I'm like, wait, what the ████ >> That's Lawrence and Canal, right? >> Canal. Well, yeah. Lawrence's voice, but they they came up with it together on their channel, Studio 64 Comedy. This is Lawrence Cow. He's one of the Kinjas. >> Yeah, I remember Lawrence. >> And he voices it. And honestly, I remember being at the house and hearing it for the first time. And this went super viral. >> He was KA at the time. He was in Koba Modern which is way better. >> He was Kes at the time. Yeah, he was Kes at the time. Yeah. Hey, did you hear Barbad going through and
9:26 >> okay convergent sequence assist to turnover ratio / 2 equals polomial of Africanamean man infinity time fisher equal shoot in a score in the basket. Okay. Momentum of the derivative 2x plus infinity equal to 257 25 cents. >> Oh my homie start. >> Yay. >> Okay. So we meet again old man fisherman. Okay. Double2 plus infinity time quadratic formula over hyperola equal spin and move. Take me to go fishing or fisher. >> Take me to go fishing. I'm just so stupid. Triple pass white guy Africanameans around me how many two 2 + 3 + 7 equal altitude of trapezoid divided by equilateral triangle is a
10:16 hypotenuse of 2x + 7 equal integral okay bye bye bye mom that's right baby I wear my band-aid down okay >> so so many people watching me I don't know what to do I holy ████ I okay Hoody. Holy ████ [Applause] That's right, baby. >> Tie it. >> Damn. It's a classic, man. >> That's so good. How many views does that have? >> Oh, sorry. I just closed it. >> So good. >> Is that the OG one or is that a repost? >> No, that's the OG one. >> Okay. >> 13 years ago that has >> that has over 5 million views. That's crazy. I remember watching that
11:08 together. Yeah, >> it got it spread. It spread around. It got bootlegged a ton. >> 13 years. >> Like that's still funny right now. >> So good. >> It's so good. >> My favorite Lawrence work. >> Mhm. >> I hope that >> I hope that Jeremy enjoyed that. >> I think so. >> Has he ever commented on it? >> I don't think so. >> Okay. Never said nothing about that. >> I don't think so. >> What? >> Not that I know. He has to cuz he's a smart dude too. There's all these like stupid nerdy like algebra 2 ████ jokes in there. He's He has to like it. >> I bet they don't. >> Dude, if I hope now that he's retired one day he at least addresses superior lintil. >> So Lawrence wrote it and then that's somebody else's voice. >> No, that's Lawrence's voice. >> Oh, it's Lawrence's voice. Oh, it doesn't even sound like Lawrence. >> That sounds exactly like Lawrence to me.
12:01 >> Not to me. That's for sure. >> It sounds more like Jeremy Lynn. >> Yeah, that's what Jeremy Lynn sounds like. >> Jeremy Lyn voice.
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