0:00 Well, like I know I go over the lane, but to me like I don't The lanes on the ground, it's like they're chill. >> What the ████ are you saying? >> What if there's A CAR COMING AND THEY'RE LIKE, "H, >> NO. NO, THAT I pay attention to." He's like, "You know the lines on the street?" They're like, "Chill." >> All right, check this out. >> Today we're doing an operation for this driver. And you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand, manipulating my phone. I mean, >> so you just call this a day or >> I don't want to call a day. You had a hand off manipulate. >> You just had my right hand. >> Well, I thought I saw you with your right hand. You had a >> hand. >> The right hand. I saw you manipulate. >> I didn't >> with the right hand perhaps. Not right. >> You didn't see me with my right hand. >> So, you saying that you saw me with
0:50 >> I know what I just said. I know what I just said. I'm asking you now. Did you Did you or not? How you on your hand? >> You did not have fun. >> Hand to God. You did not have fun >> at that point. is a ego. >> Cool. >> You don't even need that anymore. You ████ up, bro. Oh my god. >> Why you digging deep, man? >> Like, what do you think her other hand was on the steering wheel, you ████ dumbass? >> You got to take the L. >> Dude, it's way funnier that he said hand to God >> and she put her hand to God. That was crazy. >> Yeah. >> So funny. >> But it also just feels bad. You're just harassing someone that's already like has their own problems. stupid ████ >> Also, >> but it was on his body cam. Thank God for body cams. >> I actually was guilty of this last night. I got pulled over. >> You did? >> What? >> Cuz I was I was uh cuz you you guys know I'm like a kind of like a Facebook
1:41 marketplace guru now. >> Big time. >> So I was driving looking at uh ████ ████ on my phone and I kept swerving like this >> and then uh >> they thought you were drunk. >> They probably thought I was drunk. So they pulled me over and I was like, "F███, I should have been scrolling." Then he goes and he and he goes, "Oh, where are you coming from?" I'm like, "Oh, I'm coming from a cigar lounge. It's my friend's birthday." And then >> how they know you're going to they think you had alcohol. >> No, no. Then he goes, "Uh, well, I'm just like being casual with them cuz from all my cop friends, they said like the less the less you seem guilty or the less you're extra defensive and they're like, "Okay, this guy's chill, the easier you'll get off." >> And he was like, you know, you were whatever. And I'm like, "I'm so sorry, officer." And then uh he ran my stuff or whatever. And then he was like, "All right, here's a warning. Just make sure you, you know, like don't swear on. Oh, thank ████ god. >> What did you say? I was looking at Facebook marketplace cuz yo, man, have
2:33 you seen this ████ I just barely got on it. >> And you you and you've been looking at hella old cop cars and ████ >> Yeah. Yeah. Just random ████ >> You actually got pulled over? >> I got pulled over last night and I was like, ████ That's the last thing I'm not even scared of getting pulled over. It's when I have to end up telling Gio. That's like when the nightmare happens, you know, cuz she already thinks I'm a s█████ driver, which I am. >> You are. >> But then, >> yeah, >> and then I get labeled with a ticket. I'm like, ████ His car would go into the lane cuz he's looking at you. And then so it would go right and then he wouldn't even know that you just swapped the lane. And for whatever reason, you love Well, like I know I go over the lane, but to me, like I don't the lanes on the ground, it's like they're chill.
3:23 >> What the ████ are you saying? >> WHAT IF THERE'S A CAR COMING AND THEY'RE LIKE, "HA!" >> NO. NO. THAT I PAY attention to. >> She's like, "You know, the lines on the street, they're like, "Chill, right?" >> Danger. I pay attention to danger, not drawings. >> Goodbye, everybody. >> So, like, >> ████ you just called street lines drawings. >> Yes. So if I see cars, like I could like if there's no if there's a ████ ton of cars, I'm like this. If I'm looking around and like, "Okay, there's no cars. I don't mind if I just drift three lanes over. I'm not going to hurt anybody." Cuz it's just drawings on the road. It's like hopscotch. >> Is it cuz you're just not locked in when you drive and you're just you're thinking >> my eyes are scanning. This is a alleged by the way, but my eyes are scanning the road and the mirrors and then I I go, "How many eyes do I need open based off of what's going on?" You know what I mean? Like if you're playing Tetris on easy mode, you can like just like I'll
4:14 just cook and go Tetris. No matter how the difficulty requires that, >> but if it's going hella fast, I'm like, oh ████ So I'm like, oh, we're on easy mode today cuz there's not that many cars. >> So it's just it's a mindless thing. It's a mindless thing. Yeah, it's just a mindless thing. >> Yeah, >> that's cool. Yeah, I was going to say when I was following you >> to the to the Texas thingy, I was just like, "Yo, where you going?" I was going Facebook Marketplace. I figured and then he missed the he missed the turn cuz he was like, "HEY, HOW COME EVERYONE'S GOING LEFT BUT BART'S going straight?" And I'm like, "I think he missed the turn, dude." >> Yeah, I saw I was like, "Wait, Ant is there, Steve's there, and you're going straight." And I was just like following you. And I was just like, "You know what? I'm going to follow them." >> No, no, cuz I put I put I put it into the map and I was like, "I know how to get there by heart." And I was driving and then I was like, "Wait, why wait?
5:05 Why does he keep telling me make a U-turn?" I'm a ████ There's probably a better way to get there. >> This was just like him driving back to the office. He's just like, "Is it this street?" I've done it a bunch of times. I just don't know if it's this street. >> Yeah. Is it that street? >> Is it that one? No, dude. It's that one. >> I also love when Bart Bart is parking. He is park. He drives this huge ass truck. He will park. There's like empty lot every It's like completely empty. You could park wherever you want, but he will park right in front of the restaurant between two cars. And then we we all have to like ████ slowly like get out closely. But you could have just ████ backed up. >> I'll practice some more farther next time. >> Oh my god. It's like 10 steps. >> It's a big ████ car. >> Big ████ truck. >> We're all squeezing. >> We're all like slowly. I'm like palming the door making sure we don't hit anybody.
5:55 >> It's okay. I like your truck. >> Thank you, man. >> Big ones, right? >> Yeah. Big second gen Tundra. >> Big better. Big better. >> Second gen Tundra. Dude, >> he's trying to get rid of for three other cars. >> I've been looking. I've been hitting him up. No real bites yet. I lowballed somebody so far and he goes, "I'm good. Thanks." I'm all right. >> So, did you end up getting home hella late cuz you got pulled over? >> You know what sucks? It was like right uh so you know how like some cop cars like you could just tell by the silhouette. >> Mhm. >> So, it was already like uh before I exited the freeway, I was like, "F███, this guy ████ wants to start some s███." So, I would try the different things. cuz I would go one lane over and this guy was like this. >> Oh yeah. >> And I'm like, "Motherfucker." And then I would go one lane over this way and I'm like, "Okay, this guy really wants to pull me over. He's probably just waiting for him to get off the freeway." So I got off the freeway and
6:45 then I'm I'm going to make a turn as soon as I can. Even into a neighborhood that doesn't that I have no business being in there. As soon as I turn on my signal, that's when he lit me up cuz I think he's like, "I'm not going to let this ████ get away." cuz I think he maybe he didn't really have grounds to really pull me over, but he's like, if there's a guy that's driving like this, chances are in about 300 yards, he's going to do something else dumb again. >> And then so imagine it's you actually trying to go laying over at a time, you're thinking you're all being smooth and being like, "No, I'm going to let this guy pass. This guy's like, "Why the ████ is this guy going all over the place?" >> Did you cop to like, "Hey, yeah, I was looking on my phone." >> No. No way. >> You can't admit those things. >> No So you you so you just you just were like, "Oh, yeah." >> You know what was dope? Uh shout outs to my ████ phone or Apple CarPlay or whatever. I think what made it cool cuz I saw the cop's ey line as soon as he
7:35 came. So my phone is on uh like a like a dash mount, right? >> And when my car is on, the maps will go onto the screen and then on my phone will be Facebook Marketplace. But I think what was dope is as soon as I turn my ignition off since Apple CarPlay turned off, the maps goes on my phone. So I see him come in Facebook Marketplace >> immediately look at my phone and he just sees directions home. So I think he was like, "Okay, so maybe he wasn't on his phone. Maybe like he's fidgeting around or some s███." So I got I got ████ lucky, dude. >> When he pulled up and he saw how Chinese he was, he was like, "Ah, makes sense. >> That's normal." >> Wait, the question is, did you go on Facebook Marketplace at home? Did you continue being on Facebook Marketplace at home? >> That's the big question. >> Oh, when I got home? Yeah. Always look. I'm keep looking. So, >> you've been you've been on Facebook Marketplace the whole time you're at home? >> He was at the cigar lounge on Facebook
8:25 Marketplace. >> He was too. This guy was showing me Tundras. >> I hella was too. >> Yeah. Yeah. You were showing me too. >> ████ Facebook Marketplace, man. >> Cuz I'm not looking just at the car. I'm looking at other parts I want to buy. I'm looking at the whole enchilada. So, I'm So, I'm saving parts. ████ with tires, wheels, suspension. Man, I'm like saving all kinds of ████ >> So, you're just you're just lock you're just locked in. Like, you already got your whole build. >> I know. I I know the general direction I'm going and I'm just like ████ putting it all together now. >> Where did you lowball? >> Uh, it was like a Silverado. I got a Carfax report back and it was like 3 to five grand lower than what they're selling it for. So, I was just like, "Oh, can you come anywhere near this?" It wasn't even like a real low ball. It was just like, "Can you come anywhere near this?" Like, "No, I'm good. Thank you." >> You sent them the Carfax. I just told them what I saw on the Carfax, the price, but then it's like one of those where like it's like a, you know, in
9:16 market value when it's like a oneowner car, there's that extra premium, especially when it's old, you know, people can put that premium on. So, I get where he's coming from, so I'm not even bitter. I'm just like, I get it. It's a one-owner car, so you want to charge three to five grand more. I get Do you guys watch Chris Fix? >> Hell yeah. Chris Fix It. So it's probably not it doesn't make any sense for me to do it but I want to do it. So like they go around they fix cars and ████ right? And then like so there's all these YouTube channels like they even tell you the process of like look for these things and it's like a fix and flip for a car. >> Oh, sick. >> And then like like that's so cool. Like I would have loved this when I was like 19 cuz then they they teach you like how to fix stuff with household items or ████ that you could just get at AutoZone. >> Oh wow. And then um I was like, man, wouldn't that be so cool? It's like that I can find something that's like a daily
10:08 driver that's like hella underpriced because the person just doesn't know how to fix like common ████ And then I'm like, man, that would be so cool. But I calculated the hours. I'm like, damn, bro, that would have been like two weeks worth of work. And then like you saved like five grand, but like is it worth it? >> Yeah. It's more for the fun, >> right? But the satisfaction I think you feel in what you learn and it's just a skill set that I'm like, "Hey man, I could probably use this one day." >> Yeah. It's more for the like, "Oh, on Sunday have the homies come over, we pop open a couple beers and we put in the suspension." It's like more like try to have fun type ████ >> And when you get done fixing a car, your balls drop a little, you know what I mean? Couple more inches. >> Dude, I just put I just put um coolant into the air conditioner. What the hell do they call that ████ >> Freon. >> Freon. And I I felt like I was wearing
10:58 overalls and ████ you know, like I'm a real car guy. >> I just put a strawberry air freshener after the car wash in my car. >> That's not bad. >> Honestly, ████ my my quos right now are like dragging on the floor. >> Well, cuz you peeled the thing on your Tesla. >> Yeah, cuz I'm a ████ man. Cuz it's >> It looks way better. >> Now I look like a regular Asian female driving a Tesla. >> That's why I was asking where your car was yesterday. I didn't know you peeled that ████ off. Yeah, dude. By yourself >> with Ryan? Yeah. >> Wow. >> Big balls, huh? >> Car guy. >> Was it easy to do? >> Honestly, I was kind of sweating. It was like phys. It was easy. >> Scared you're going to like rip something. >> No, but it was like just thick and you're just working hard on it because we're real car man. >> Damn, man. >> ████ look at these blue ████ blue collar dudes over here. What the hell?
11:49 >> My favorite is that Nikki knows literally nothing about cars and I know like 2% more than her. And so >> that's 2,000% more than >> you know what I mean? And so when I put that freon in and ████ I'm like, "Hey, sit in the car." And I turn it on, it's all cold. And she's like, "Holy ████ s███." And I'm like, "Yeah, dude. Suck my dick." Roadhead. Roadhead. Roadhead. That's so funny. >> Roadhead in the garage. Hey, I topped off the brake fluid. Dude, I'm a man. >> Now I'm getting topped off. Oo.
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