0:00 the most humiliating Darkest Day of My Life is Like accentuated by my ex showing up she like comes up to me cuz I didn't respond and she's like I see you and I'm like Oh my ████ God so then yeah so that yeah so there you go there hey good [Music] prompt welcome back to a very compelling episode of careful boys over there we got Anthony Steve Green Joe on this side we got Bart Tyler and Nick and then here we have myself and dri all right in your entire creative career what is the wackest thing you ever made oh ████ can't even tell you how much time you whack is so many oh ████ the thing where if we pulled it up
0:50 and showed the audience you guys would be like no and then like try to hit the x wait ignore your creative career though ignore in in all your creative I was like wait how do I I feel like all the ████ in the very beginning that I created of everything that I got into was cringy it has to be yeah it's like a Birthright it's like a passage wave the first couple years on YouTube you just ████ suck sometimes you have some actual misses where the thing you made was never the true intention so you didn't actually get your intended product out you know because of whatever circumstances is there anything that you made that you're like oh that's a bad representation of me like I didn't want to make that okay I'm going to tell you guys a story right now and I'm I'm going to hate myself later for tell you yeah I've somehow avoided letting you guys know about this but it's okay we're all Brothers now we have tattoos together so so can't go back years ago years
1:42 years and years ago I did improv in San Diego and when I was doing in provin San Diego I met a bunch of people bunch of wonderful people met also someone who was moving to LA and at the time I was coming up pretty good on YouTube and stuff like that and then this person was trying to like make a channel on the tubes and and they asked me for a favor and they were like hey would you come and do my music video and I was like sure what is it and then they're like all right so it's like a video game parody thing of like the Bobble Bubble Bobble thing the video game yeah yeah yeah good game right yeah so so so then I I I basically you know dude I was so busy at the time that like I just was like okay I got to be there at this time and then I'll figure out what the ████ is going on with the shoot so once I get there I realize that they're
2:32 going to paint me like in blue paint and like put me in a ████ blue dinosaur costume and like that like I have to do like the most embarrassing ████ music video of my life and it's still like if Nick if I if Nikki was here right now she would basically be howling cuz she knows how much I hate this ████ video and it's still up it's still up definitely definitely come on let's hear it go for it can people tell that you're the dinosaur oh you can't miss my ████ sad eyes you can't miss my S what do I type okay I'm going to say um Bubble Bobble parody Steve Green definitely they put that in there in the terms they put your name on it definitely dude to try to oh my God yeah it's there you're in the first shot in the very first frame oh no so this is so by the way before you watch this so this is you're basically a I
3:24 hope you guys feel good about yourselves you're about to watch a man be graped on camera essentially in a way because I was doing a favorite for a friend and then when I showed up to the shoot it was much different than I thought but are you wearing ey Shadow to try to be a good person is anyone surprised that I'm a ████ writer no nobody's surprised that I'm a writer if I say I'll do something I will do it and this was the the darkest moment of that you're wearing eyes Shadow I don't know what I'm wearing who's that that's the girl why are you like ████ boy like face she's the artist this is a weird Recreation of the beat what's happening exactly what the this ISS nothing with the original beat sounds like it's not too much Preamble bub Bubble Bubble but turn her around what's being told to you
4:15 in the direction during these moments we're doing rap video it hurts me so bad especially produced on R man what's happening what the ████ what the ████ did I tell you did I tell you you are a rider I'm a rider I'm a rider it's my least favorite quality by myself you are a good friend I don't know what you guys are talking about this looks like art to me honestly you had words you had lines you had to learn that on the spot yeah wait was that someone else's words and you just had to lip sync it why did they use the original guy oh my God Steve oh my God Steve you're a good friend I'm a rider dud wait they told you to eat ice cream my
5:06 worst who's the yeah who's these guys what are they doing are you at like E3 or something I wasn't there this was a different location bit this is I was at the um so good I need to finish it so wait you guys want to know the worst part of the story here's the worst part it kind of just repeat the story gets worse right oh no so the worst part of the story right drinking me and my ex-girlfriend right we had broken up I want to say ████ probably like um year and a half before this and then I started coming up on on the tubes on tube land right and then she um oh yeah she showed up at the place cuz she was doing a show with Dan Harmon who's like the big um she she ended up getting married to that guy right so then like she was like basically I think dating Dan Haron and then she shows up cuz she was going to do this um to this comedy club like
5:56 where they hosted Dan harman's show and she was on his show so then she like sees me outside and she's like I'm pretty sure it's you and she texts me hey are you outside of like Atomic Comics while you're in that outfit while I'm in this outfit and I'm like oh ████ it's hard to miss me I'm 6'4 but also I'm in a blue paint in a ████ blue dinosaur costume everyone sees me on Hollywood Boulevard oh so then yeah so then the most humiliating darkest day of my life is like ████ accentuated by my ex showing up and being like it's well he wasn't there yet still a little heartbroken a bit she like comes up to me cuz I didn't respond and she's like I see you and I'm like oh my ████ god so then yeah so that yeah so
6:46 there you go there hey good prompt good prompt Shar dude I hey I might as well do it before one of you guys finds it anyway but can't believe I just never I'm a rider I know that you'll ride but like this is is really writing dude yeah I told you it's the worst my least favorite thing about me at least there's only 16,000 views well there used to be watch this s███'s going to go all over make it viral blow it up blow it up blow it I said fans if we ever asked you for anything no offense to the girl honestly it's just I did not know what I was signing up for and I was just so busy at the time that I just didn't like read it all and stuff oh so she did try to tell you I don't know I don't remember it's like these guys talk about emails I'm
7:37 like I don't what year was that video uplo I'll Be There was you're good friend yeah you're you're a writer bro 2013 that felt very 2013 honestly 10 years ago dang dude so yeah that's definitely that's definitely the doozy of them all dooy of them all I think mine might be at least the footage isn't like my footage is a little bit more embarrassing I think what is it what are we talking about cuz it was the first and last time I ever acted in a future film and that's your most embarrassing moment what is this like the smos movie or the ████ this is the brown movie oh that's great Chris Brown that's good that's good see um this hold before we talk about this this this is the first this is will be the first last time we talk about this uh don't say that in this room buddy yeah this is it might become your identity okay real quick hold on hold on you just you tell it it's so good man
8:27 this is your fault by the way because we were supposed to two other people we supposed to be the best friends in the cast and they made me someone else oh but you did great no I didn't I did why is it Ryan's fault because we were going to go in and read for this part of like these two uh brothers or or best friends in his Sony film then I was on tour so I I didn't want to leave tour so he ended up doing this other role of like the loose cannon In This Crew the so this is the movie Battle of the Year oh battle of the year he plays like the cocky bad boy and uh but he gets the freaking Oscar award for this for cocky G boy we talking [Music] bad it's even shot ridiculous oh gosh out get him out of there goab H oh it's Chris
9:19 Brown ask you a question what's that guy's name Josh yeah I have battle is there enough B he was better when he was fast how do you find jce scene he battles ████ Chris Brown why is Josh back there why is Josh He Josh's the camera skip your best part there he is that's so whack tell me if you smell me got anothering spot oh hey back up I got youever WEA so he keeps interrupting people's rounds to like go out why is he like supposed to be the bad guy yeah
10:10 well he's just like the Loose Cannon like he's just not working with the team you know like the bully kid that thinks he's all that you're the wver from jail yeah oh ████ I didn't know Chris Brown could be boy like that that's sick he kills it too shove Chris Brown D that was a DQ no more questions no more questions there's a joke right look like I'm joking it's Friday r or somebody's got to go not me hell no not me coach anyone of them you'll take your damn pick you are my bck I said we're breaking into teams but you didn't become part of a team did you yeah but I just roasted them coach I smoke I I I everything out of you is I you even understand the concept of a team might be a cliche son but there is no eye in team there'll be no way in
11:00 this team this ain't no team there's a crew and obviously I'm better than anyone on it damn Michael Jordan congratulations damn ego though you got detention or something you got kicked off the team a and I got kicked out of acting I love I love dialogue where you don't hear the actor you just hear the ████ writer being so clever that's that exactly that okay hear me out how come you don't like that yeah what's wrong with that personal opinion was than no no no hear me out hear me out hear me out this is the weird part it sounds like that character would probably have more scenes like building up to it like you would know right no one knew who the ████ that character was so what you just saw me was the only time I acted in the film it just R so there's no backstory that this guy even has an attitude got heavily cut around what the but did your ex-girlfriend show up to watch this yeah
11:52 no because they left theaters after the first day that'd be a flex though like sh movie also has like a 1% on Ron tomato no no it's got it's got three children what I what I just shared is essentially me doing gay porn and getting nutted all over and then you're just like hey watch me do this cool movie we're like I did pretty good I did what they gave me I did pretty good oh dude it actually went up it's it's 6% it's not the worst it's 6% dude compared to the other guy you look like ████ Joe pesy maybe that other guy was terrible hear me out out your acting was good the coach was terrible the writing was bad the character is supposed to be like the best B boy in the US right now imagine me walking to the room and I am literally the worst B boy in this entire room real life in real life in real life
12:43 so I had I literally apologize before we started to each bway saying I'm so sorry I'm so sorry cuz you just recognize them or or how did you know they're all legit real they all know each other and those are Heavy Hitters they like they are like huge huge cut around like you look just the same as them yeah but for the even the person watching it everything building up to it you have like when did this guy pop up and when did he have this thing and the sad part is I legit thought I killed it was F killed that ████ did no it was terrible we were at the screening Howes let me ask you this oh that was terrible would you switch spots with me would you put on the blue paint yeah no ████ way is more dri so that's more his thing that's that yeah yeah and you being a b boy that's more your thing I would love it but if you had to play like a serious badass that's I think that's harder for you cuz you
13:33 comedically you know what I mean yeah sure ultimately like I don't think Steve's thing is that embarrassing like as a one time like music video like situation listen from your generation you have no right to chime in no right you guys do so much weird ████ me and Joe's first five years of content was all that true it's all true you guys do so much weird ████ that's so and by the way I love you I've had to do something similar though I had to so I guess my bad one is yeah okay so I used to do these video game races and whoever lost would have to do a challenge so I had to do like all these challenges all the time cuz I lost a lot one of them was I had to paint myself completely purple which didn't age well cuz it was a really dark purple uhoh uhoh oh wo and I had pull it up
14:24 pull it up getting canel should be there look at Mario 64 Loser challenge Mario 64 blackface Mario 64 blackface Loser Challenge this is definitely probably my most embarrassing moment the one that says purple man yeah W this has 240k views yeah you can probably just like skip in a little should I skip anywhere we already know what era this is this started off is just the preface of what it is it's already more engaging you know Mario 64 versus this is back in 2012 that's you yeah get the ████ out of here that doesn't look like me now little moment oh you're heavily backlit though go go back go back oh my God Tyler go so this is the come give hug [Laughter]
15:17 skin Tyler Tyler so you're trying to be Barney yeah like Barney the dinosaur oh my the lighting is so bad Tyler I'm trying to save you said I'm spam it spam the brightness wait by going public you thought that bro in public you're still ████ dark bro how dark is that purple okay that's better it looks better it looks better now yeah it's not too bad in like no that's not okay that's not okay oh my god look that's look go back go back go hold go back go back see the bra that was purple that's purple the bra is purple you are black i b purple paint your Violet that's a dark purple that is a dark ass purple the back back this is my most embarrassing
16:07 moment on the internet so look but it was a success actually you know what it makes it more embarrassing I don't know if I trade the blue paint for I think I keep the blue oh wait never mind it looks lighter on your arm here it's the shadow dude no oh my God even at this point you still thought you were purple this guy's just like I don't care he's like ████ my ████ life ████ everything about my life I'm not going to ████ look at this guy dude this is before I was ever old enough to even know what like how it could be misconstrued it could be bad that's fair to know about lighting as well you're old enough to drive you ████ up I was a gamer I wasn't used to be on camera that much so dud that's very fair that's very clear I didn't do face cam at the time oh hey I'll do it
16:58 in front of the like the the the window that would be good color correction I was just doing it in front of my computer screen just the webcam should we uh let's let's pick one of these and see uh dude don't look at any of this I'll tell you this any of the videos on my Instagram where I'm talking about anything Fitness related I want to ████ jump off a you sound like you hate your your life yeah cuz I honestly it was at oh actually you know what David makes fun of me type in this one type in Nick dun and then type in chingasos what this is like an old promo we did like a long time ago and it's like David always is one where you do like a a back spin kick and then he go talk to the camera yeah yeah yeah yeah dude David ████ wrecks me on this and it's like every time I watch it anytime I'm watching anything with me I want to ████ jump off this is 5 years ago yeah this is so long ago this is just
17:49 such a weird awkward video that we did to promote like a fight that we had coming up or something it would just so go to the end that's where it's way better dude the end end yeah yeah I start talking like here yeah a little little little earlier a little earlier so I I do a ████ kick and then I turn to the camera and I start talking wait go back go back want to see the kick that's rough that's go back dude dude you're a Chad you're a Chad apparently the audio is J what's with your Audio Level I don't know dude the audio sucks so the the what the ████ did you even say dude what did you say the background music's all the way up pretty good scoring by the way thanks dude appreciate it um what does Ching Goos even mean I think it's a it's like it means like fist in Spanish something it was like it was like a David rides you for only that it was one of the but
18:40 I watch it and I'm like dude but you got to we all got to quiet down and listen to it honest you really can't hear got quiet the music quieting down is not the problem you really went hey can hey can YouTube subtitles even pick it up I bet they I bet they can't they too are like no it's not available VI is too old rates the technology what did you say though I like I don't even remember relatively cool man yeah that's still kind of cool this also came after like two really hard kicks embarrassment is is relative to the individual isn't it oh shut theck true sounds like a sex comment cuz even even when you showed the the blue ████ dinosaur thing I was like look I get it it's not that it's not that bad but I'm sure when you watch it you're like terrifying bro no his is his is pretty bad so far thank you I agree really bad by the wayk by the way thank
19:30 you for validating my feelings thank you we embarassing still pry we probably had really embarrassing things but we're proud of it Chris ████ Brown how low are you getting there Joe like are you still in the video please don't play any music or any video of me talking please I will jump off a bridge I want to play the video of you talking about TDE n dude I took that one down a long time ago I can't find it anymore you ass dud anytime I'll talk about anything like that it just sometimes I'll be in the shower think about it and I'll just like oh God explain explain it to us so we know well it's just ████ anytime I'm talking about anything with like Fitness or anything I just what's TDE what's up total daily energy expenditure what is it dude I don't want to watch any of this dude any other questions comments below and I will see you next time why don't we use this as our outro for this show oh my God if I
20:20 tuck my head on my shirt a turtle yeah no one can embarrass me scoring still loud here Andy look not low the score me if I do this dude too much white someone cring at themselves so much before yeah I this isn't even that cringy this is pretty comments below and I will see David actually made this one for me he was he was teaching me how to that's just you talking like you like you talk yeah I don't like hearing myself I think what happens when you watch like show he has like hair in this video yeah yeah hella hair my hair's like this dude bar Juan what's your most embarrassing I think the whole Channel that's a good answer that's a good answer me and Joe are just going crazy I don't I even know what we're shooting or anything there's like all the JK films it's the whole Channel I choose one video at random and just see let's see if anything ex what's one where if we're going to pull it up right now you're like no no no no no no no like that kind of ████ and we post it
21:11 every week we were in diers BL yeah we did we did you made sure to run all the videos by lots of Consultants before uploading them to YouTube right they were the Consultants we consult each other what do you think it's great upload it is
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