0:00 or mine was I go outside of the front yard and go oh how come he has a dad that's so cool can you teach me how to play basketball [Laughter] [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful bull oh wow you guys have not noticed we have with us our good friend hoyan hey uh you look warm I'm very warm he has a sweater and a soft soft jacket a bubble jacket a bubbly one Jay-Z in a 2002. oh that's a good that's a good ERA for style thinking back to your early teenage years even you because you know now that
0:51 you're pretty fresh two years your early teenage years when you were very new to being like let's take like a freshman in high school you're kind of you don't know everybody you're kind of unsure about yourself there's no confidence what was something that you were really envious about in someone else what Koreans you were envious of an entire culture and race you wish I was Korean what were they doing that was so like there was just a lot of them wait wait because when there was just a lot of them that's why when I was younger and I was Korean right I mean I've always been Korean but like change now yeah I'm Vietnamese he's trans ethnic changes my way but like nobody knew what Korean was like in Middle School what everyone thought it was either Chinese or Japanese no yeah that's right I grew up all over the place because yeah we
1:41 moved around but I mean so your race is all over the place I guess so you didn't grow up with a group of Korean friends because in Southern California The Stereotype was Korean stuck together but also there's just so many that they can that's what I heard I heard that like in California it's like really populated yeah everywhere I lived I was like the only Korean there so there wasn't like a lot of reference for like what Korean was and he had to continually explain every time he met new people so where I grew up I grew up in Cerritos right and in Cerritos there was uh the two cool Asian groups were either Korean or Filipino and there were maybe like two Chinese people so you didn't Envy the Filipinos huh Filipinos too Filipinos too so he's just closer look yeah I'm closer I would pass you're more I think the Filipinos would look at me like you don't like you don't have the talent you don't have the melanin yeah but it was like a skills
2:32 there was like one Vietnamese guy like two Chinese people and so it was like those were the two major groups so moving getting into freshman in high school like the sense of belonging is so important you know and then yeah actually Koreans were really good at having that KP you know they had that like pride in their groups you're coming in yeah like that and the groups were so specific too right there's like the Korean like gang paste and there's like the Korean like Trish people what's that mean gangsters yeah and there's like the Korean like Fabi people like they're they're like very clear sectors of Koreans but they were like so they were so stand out yeah so you were envying like what they had as a group or they're standing their respect they're I think like when you were younger there's less of like oh like what's cool about me and how can I
3:23 contribute like you're not very self-aware you would just see like a new kid come into school and then it's like hi my name is Eugene I'm a Korean and it's like oh come over here are you okay are you okay I wish that happened to me and they're like bro I've known you since kindergarten and you've never given me that love yeah you know I've known it for ████ 14 years now and what the ████ is that you never had a group yeah yeah yeah versus just odd just like automatic like oh okay they don't even need to hear your name Korean people will like scan the room and then they just know like that's occur as soon as you say oh my God yeah yeah and I was like ████ what's your name oh my God oh my God they have the vowels like even if they're not speaking Korean
4:13 they go like whoa yeah yeah very Hollow O's Korean syllables that's nice that's funny too like automatic you're just like you're you're in a group you don't stand out you got people to hang out with during lunch time you're not like trying to figure ████ out you know yeah did you envy any items or possessions other people had when you were a teenager yeah money money just just straight up money motorcycles and cars and somebody shows up in a nice car that's such ████ swag they park in the parking lot and ████ like that and it's unattainable by any like personal means my friend bought a Honda CRX for 600 bucks and everyone was like dude now you could give everybody a ride and you're gonna get laid
5:05 [Laughter] like we were we did we did ████ Rich Koreans outside the hills again with the Koreans and the nice cars yeah right so like you know we're some us regular Asians have showed up with like some Civics and stuff and Integris that's just what it was right and these ████ are showing up in like Jaguars and ████ benzes the ones that Fullerton yeah and it was just wild it was I think we have a Korean honorary Korean no way we do plus you go plus when you got to do these like group projects the ████ Koreans why do you say honorary Korean oh look how Korean this guy is oh my God oh my God oh my God what's up what the ████ are you
5:56 that's so rude call me a man we're filming we're filming and Bart's telling us how jealous he is of Koreans really yeah because he was still filming right now we're filming right now we're filming right now and he wished he was Korean are you guys behind you don't have to say hi to me though you can say hi to everybody in the room with me ████ piece of ████ hey ████ Anthony let's start this video this guy gets the Beats of the show two Koreans or all right we're on the believable Korean side of the younger one so he gets the big chair oh that's so Korean we're talking about my name's Jason by the way I don't care [Laughter] okay we were talking about how like in your early teenage years before you were confident about anything like freshman
6:46 going to high school what were you envious about in other people in black people or black their knees their strength their speed they make really good barbecue like in other people so do we yeah barbecuing and Grilling no guys that had like cars and bikes and everything that like because even like the poor kids like if they're like they were like their dad was like a mechanic or whatever right they'll put together like a little more bike or something at fifth grade and so you'll see like this fifth sixth grader like already like riding ████ dirty in the motorcycle and I'm like man oh you know what I wanted ████ I wanted ████ puberty dude yeah that's all I wanted yeah I was ████ 14 like ████ five
7:38 one hey me too oh you were late bloomer yeah and I want to see ████ like like I'm trying to like hey where you from trying to stop the ████ and ████ and then there's fools with grown men bodies you know like Adam's Apple all sticking out smoking cigarettes and I'm like man I'm Junior High in high school still this one grew up so poor that's what poor people care about the ████ over here smoking cigarettes and ████ he just wanted height you know what I wanted the crossfire thing remember you're the ████ rich kids in the neighborhood had crossfires they had the Super Soakers with multiple nozzles like eight years old I was I was this fight this hype when I was 14. so this is crazy wow yeah so I was like I was trying to break 100 pounds that's what I wanted to do I broke 100 pounds when I was three
8:28 I was so I was six feet when I was 14 and then I grew another inch when I was like in college I'm with like six one after that but I I was told by the doctor I was supposed to be six three and he ████ lied oh how would he know though they couldn't guess right can't they guess like with taika I don't think so it's ████ dude there's a guy you'll be 60 years old he guessed I think they do that thing where they can see how tall you're gonna be or some ████ right if you were six foot when you were one 14 he was like oh yeah you got plenty more I was like yeah yeah ████ in the when you're a freshman in high school I'm not sure if they do it like now but they would throw freshman in the garbage cans and ████ like that right oh yeah I don't know what that ████ was about but I was so fat nobody could lift me up so I ████ killed it kind of an advantage it was easy so like they would always pick the smaller people but I was so big nobody
9:18 everybody left me alone it took like five of them they're just like I only give up no but physical bullying they just like talk ████ about each other on Instagram stories how old are you um right yeah you got your dick sucked yet what's up bro man himself yeah you look really Korean though oh really yeah I don't know if that's a company I could racially abuse you you say he hasn't even grown up Korean huh he said he doesn't even grow doesn't know what it's like to be around because he grew up all over yeah my dad was in the military so we moved around like every four years so I heard California like all the Koreans stick together but no man I didn't have a lot of creams in my neighborhood either so I only started hanging out with a lot more Korean people when I got here Ellie's very very
10:10 ████ Korean like if you go to K-Town there's people who grew up in Cape Town that are full-fledged American never been to Korea can't speak English have Korean accent and can't speak they can't speak Korean or English well there are no males yeah AKA dumbfounded yeah can't speak anything right not even Spanish or whatever the ████ the one guy you choose is a Lyricist yeah yeah yeah only when he rhyme if his rhyming is good otherwise dump out his skin is so nice now he's be like using lotion and ████ he'd be taking a lot of selfies and stuff now little ████ dude what's up that's it JK news he just uses lotion and his skin got nice and it's a ████ I don't know David your skin looks really nice right now very Immaculate oh you didn't know that and you always had nice skin though you got a Korean sauce
11:00 I started having nice skin when I met Muriel because she's the one that said my skin looked like trash so every time every time we would go out she's like oh you should put on lotion I'm like this ████ gay I don't I don't think I know Kareem with bad skin oh yes you do cool my brother my brother's getting ████ terrible that's because he works in the hospital so they always force you to wear masks so his acne has been going crazy my mom used to call him this funny ass nickname it's uh yodram which means it's like pimple professor [Laughter] that's a very hard thing to clap back from is when you have bad skin someone
11:50 hits you for that it's hard to like what's the question I got nothing for him he's got to be like you made me teach me how yeah he had really really bad skin I remember when I was 14 and he was like a senior in high school I started calling him I used to get pissed and then I started having acne he goes and I started crying I was like no pimple Apprentice simple Apprentice I got it from you Dad yeah back to the top you know it took me a long time to get that everybody else in my school got ████ TI-83 Plus oh the good calculator bro don't you need that for class or whatever but yeah she's like 100 bucks yeah it was still expensive call you a
12:40 Tilly's Paxon wait why are you jealous of a calculator he was asking about what are you envious of at the time and everybody's ████ playing like ████ Phoenix 2 and ████ snake and random ████ and the drug yeah that actually just plays games no but you can use that in class people had them in class so you're sitting in ████ class and if you couldn't afford this 150 calculator or whatever the ████ you're sitting there with your regular ass calculator were you were you ever jealous of people with calculators I think I was jealous of people that had guns all right [Laughter] when you're 14 right like at that time like all like all you had or who your homies were oh this guy got back from this person or this one this was connected this guy and you're like man you're just trying to make it in this ████ tough world the ████ student body and then you're ████ like five
13:30 one 90 pounds you're just like man I need I need a I need something maybe it's because you're walking around school like this now [Laughter] yeah I remember that calculator being a big deal though no no ████ the gay ass calculated conversations go straight to guns give me a gun or a growth spurt something that'd be cool I'll check either Dude any any one of those things but the cars thing was a big deal too there were kids with M3s when I was in high school yeah but they were like you're right like when I got to this neighborhood Monterey Park some of the Chinese kids had nice cars and I was like how did you get that I think I was jealous of anybody who could drive yeah right because like the most the most
14:21 popular people in our school were the ones that had the band so like any event like the ████ the Chevy Astro the ████ it doesn't matter we'll just ████ open the doors and ████ ghost ride that ████ at you know that was fun yeah it was super ████ fun and then the person with the van is the one that we could monitor them all with and everything else do you remember you guys have to like trunk it yeah like if you don't have enough space you're like if you want another homie I just ████ always dude always damn the struggle I feel like cops deal with that every generation too they always catch people are still trucking it now oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah people are doing like that Hoodrat stuff yeah it's fun even if you don't have to now it's not by necessity we did it because of fun right oh the whole back seat's empty and everyone you prefer the truck yeah was everybody poor growing up in this room yeah I was poor but I knew of
15:12 rich kids oh I didn't have that everybody was poor around so I didn't know what I was missing right so when you're poor when everybody's poor around you everybody's just the same I would rather that because my ████ thing is when we would go to group projects or something like and then it's like oh you guys come to my house and then everybody goes to some ████ korean's house in like Coyote Hills or some ████ in Fullerton and they got like a mansion compared to what you got you're like my parents suck well there's also there's also the feeling of like when there's a generational Gap with Asian Americans there's so many unjustifiable expenses that your parents are like we don't need that you know what I mean like even if it's just for school it'll be like no we don't need that oh you need to punch money you ████ yeah drink water so you can cry more it'll feature for life or mine was like go outside of the front yard and go oh how come he has a dad that's so cool
16:08 can you teach me how to play basketball back in the day at JK we used to play basketball after every like JK news right this ████ dude it would be tackling the ████ out of people man he's so ████ wide right whenever he would drive everybody kind of get the ████ out the way I really wish you did have it would teach you how to play basketball his wife would be clotheslining people and this will just got it he just lace it up he has the point he gets 100 points that's a hundred ████ points man I think we all heard we got it at home already when you're at the marketing ████ you're like I want that that's your class I want that you know we have it at home already we'll make it out I want McDonald's like no we have hamburger patties at home sad replica and then at home it's like I get the I get like the
16:58 ████ wheat bread with the Roman guy and then my grandma puts like a hamburger patty in the middle there the Kraft slice the cheese and that's my McDonald's that sounds pretty ████ good though man I was smash one right now yeah my mom's used to do that you know those you'll see it now while they do Fusion words like Korean barbecue patties they'll put the Korean Korean barbecue marinade inside like ground beef and they'll make a Patty out of it my mom was doing that since I was a little kid oh damn and I remember when I was a kid I used to hate that ████ I'm like you better stop making that goofy ass ████ Burger I want that American ████ take all that ████ get garlic and soy sauce out my goddamn ████ Burger get that ████ burger out of here what the ████ is this what am I the ████ monster ████ out of here so my mom so I remember one time my mom made the burgers for me and my friends right and I was so upset I'm so embarrassed what was this ████ ching chong ████ man
17:54 I'm gonna put ████ kimchi inside this ████ but that's what people do now and I remember specifically yeah my friends ate it and they're like dude this is the best thing ever I was like whoa yeah man my mom is tied Burgers anymore but that's like when you're a kid you always want what other people have like the Wonder Bread white boy sandwiches the the hand yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you would trade for that if it doesn't get stuck on the roof in your ████ mouth man the bread whatever I eat the ████ sandwich you get stuck to the roof of the mouth but that's the best part though especially when you got braces so it stays there for a while oh I never have braces man I had to Mason teaches I was a kid that's an interesting thing though being an envious of other kids lunches yeah maybe not in the teen years but that was elementary school for sure yeah peanut
18:44 butter and jelly sandwiches my mom never made me any of those anything that was like white simple and cheap uncooked hot dogs you know what I'm saying those ████ white people snacks right there was a kid named Ryan I specifically remember it used to always eat uncooked hot dogs just out of a Ziploc bag not even out of the Ziploc bag though he would bring the whole ████ the whole Hebrew National but yeah and then he would cut it open like with his fingers like this and the juice would all come out and he just sat in there ████ chew on a hot dog he would just be sitting next just sitting down a recess and eat the rawhawks it's cooked already I think so hot dogs are already cooked same thing with Spam you could eat all that stuff that sounds like something black though dude honestly spam when I was a kid sometimes that should be bomb yeah I used to eat raw Spanish not like the whole can but like you know you know when like you like pull out the Spanish cook it and
19:35 you're like still hungry and ████ like it's not even done cooking you haven't seen people like drink spam juice oh God the OG spam though had the the gelatin yeah like that that thick gel like the dog food like when you take it out of the can it's still got that jelly yeah yeah yeah yeah the new ones just has juice now it's just like glistening fat and Juice yeah it's like liquefied all the way like jello like actual like gelatin byproducts you're not meant to be there but it's like it's like fat byproduct no it's from being sealed in there it's from like cartilage and all that like connective tissue and stuff so it'll congeal when it gets cold yeah so so even when you when you like cook fish right like you'll see after you leave it over you see that little gelatin yeah and that's the same meaning that you would see inside that spam because it's just like pork by-product and people would take that and just kind of cook it down because it's just natural grease anyways flavor but there's a lot of people who hate spam man and I still don't understand that ████ really stem
20:26 is bummed Andrew Zimmer yeah Bizarre Foods hate spam that's weird and this will eat dick he legit eats anytime he goes to a new country he goes where's the penis and then he chews on that so let me find a dick did you guys see this episode of Bizarre Foods where he went he went to Cambodia and there's this dish that I was like it's very rare that I'll see something that I'm like maybe be I won't try like I always will try something once but I guess in Cambodia they eat these large tarantulas like literally oh yeah yeah this size but it's like in a dirt right it's in the dirt yeah I saw that one and he this ████ dude just grabs it and he eats it like it's the most delicious thing he's ever had in his life and then like it cuts to another episode where he's like this lady in China he takes him to eat this like cake he bites into it then he goes oh what
21:21 [Laughter] of like an art house Cinema lover oh God that movie was amazing oh bullet train sucks like it has to be that I don't know what it is it has to be that because I don't understand what the problem with Spam I think spam's delicious do you see the one where he had to go to a restaurant in Hawaii that specializes in all Spam no oh he must have I think it was Maui or big island but the whole place is like they have so many different things on the menu and one after the other they were just giving them Spanish like no no but it makes sense to why he can eat all this crazy ████ he was actually homeless like living out in the streets really so his story is actually pretty dark so wouldn't that make Spam pretty light yeah yeah that would have been homeless at all that's why he's out here in ████ Vietnam eating like Duck ass and it's just like oh I have a palette for
22:12 ████ now yeah so he was he said he was literally eating out of garbage can because he was that poor sometimes you're spamming garbage maybe I'm more likely they're spamming that garbage can but I really do miss that show though because it got canceled I know one of my favorite favorite food shows of all time just to watch a white person eat Asian ████ foreign
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