0:00 [Music] you guys know i i love bringing very very bright and happy news to the table yes another murder no no this isn't as bad as regular human is it a rape like your usual jesus christ you're not usually don't be bringing jesus into this all right not here when a church blew up again classic anthony anthony was bringing the crazy ████ ████ let's bring out the blowing up churches that sounds tricia's shaking here we go um so there were some tourists tourists tourists tourists tourists there were some cheerists that were dragged away and eaten by bears after a helicopter went down in a crash holy ████ or soya has been deduced by the authorities oh yeah bears will get you right the bodies of three
0:50 tourists who died in a helicopter crash in russia oh ████ met this gruesome fate as they were reportedly dragged away and eaten by bears they were alive then and then they survived the crash and then to add drama to the story absolutely so they were alive one guy was like my leg my leg was like no no eat me eat me stay alive whatever ooh blood that's what he said he said he said blood because if you you crash right you're like oh ████ we made it oh thank god the ████ better car no you can't get the seat some people wouldn't call that comedy it's like a fresh prince episode that's almost like that so a 25 year old former biathlete igor malinowski was piloting a high
1:42 helicopter in the kamchatka peninsula in far east siberia when the vehicle crashed also board was 39 year old mobile phone company executive sergey kolonasi kolesniak a businesswoman in her mid-30s who organized the trip to the popular tourist destination the crash occurred on july 16th with the trip going wrong when bad weather cut off contact uh to the helicopter where is believed to have caught fire and then crashed damn helicopters man no restaurant you guys you guys all been on helicopters nope yeah i want to try it is it nice i mean it's yeah it's pretty cool it's pretty fun is it loud yeah yeah you got but you have like things on also you can only hear other people i'm that idiot though who like asks the pilot to be like hey can you do any tricks in this and then they always do it what do they
2:33 do put it upside down they don't go fully upside down but they they will do like you know like high like just dives and stuff they'll go like this oh judo because i was in there and i asked them oh i didn't do that yeah that was the part of the story because i thought you said you didn't go and then uh ryan went i did go okay okay why don't you listening to me man he's calling out your ████ anthony yeah he's calling you dude i got photos man show right now he doesn't believe show me where i got photo receipts i did it in seattle and then i did it in rio yeah yeah we're talking about ryan's experiences rio in brazil so i didn't have to walk up to the uh christ the redeemer because i didn't want to walk do you think you're better because you
3:23 you went to rio i think i'm better because i was in a helicopter all right and i made it have you ridden a helicopter [Laughter] yeah he's never been close to a helicopter we're gonna get you one now man i we gotta ride a helicopter dude we can't beat damn we could go to battlefield vegas and shoot targets out of a helicopter really out of a helicopter that's cool no no no no no while you're flying you can shoot how the ████ do they legalize that they just should do it on the ████ one wait how much is it to fly a helicopter i don't know how much the price but we could do it we should do it you could also rent a tank there and run over cars yeah that's wild it's like a thousand bucks or something yeah that's pretty cheap for what i know right yeah but then the car is not new so that's kind of lame yeah it's already
4:13 a beat-up car specifically you're like can we get new cars to run over please you know what helicopter rides in in la like the the just the fun ones are pretty cheap too like 100 100 something bucks oh yeah in uh vegas too that's cheaper than it's true yeah it's cheaper than an uber from the airport yeah bro but it is pretty cool because like when they go over uh l.a but like specifically la you get to see all these like pockets that normally you don't have access to drive to so you're like what the ████ is that like when we were up there there was just like somewhere in the mountains there was this gigantic ass mansion that like had a long windy road that was like miles and miles long it was just their mansion yeah yeah and i was like who the ████ lives there i thought it was like some famous person and the guy goes that's the house of the dude that uh created herbalife no way and it's just like chilling in this like
5:04 like it's like in a basin like do you have the mountain and then it goes in and his house is like in the middle of the basin we need to start a pyramid scam yeah dude we need to do a pyramid scheme yeah let's do something yeah i'm gonna we'll talk we'll check maybe some like sub like supplements supplements are easy like barbell brigade does i'm down to make that a pyramid scam yeah existing good company you want to start a business yeah you give me a thousand bucks i'm in and you're saying no no no no no franchise say less i'll do it that's how it starts and all you got to do is bring in 10 more people to sell this supplement protein i know four guys right here did any of you guys i'll join were any of you ever victims of a pyramid scheme a thousand percent i was a victim and a and a predator what do you mean two by two you did two original two by two guess how much i made how much five hundred dollars
5:54 what did you spend to make that five hundred it was like five hundred dollars i feel like it was like a hundred bucks to join oh ████ well i think i i recruited like five five people or something like that but that means you're saying you got like five people to give one hundred dollars exactly too doesn't it like buildings i forgot what it was man but i was 18 years old and it was my first time thinking i was a salesman and i went to chinatown to get a suit um that's lit you're a ████ salesman went to chinatown no because my buddy was like dude this is a job interview man you gotta look good for the part and i'm like really i don't even have a suit and he goes i'll hook you up we're gonna go to chinatown and i'm like dude a suit is so expensive he goes nah i got you man it's ████ you if it if you get at chinatown it's like 60 bucks for the whole set or something like that yeah right like at the time it was probably like under 50 right and you bargained and
6:45 ████ and you're like nah i want it for 48 don't be like nah you're gonna ████ buy for 50 and you're like nah man i'm gonna leave and they're like no come back because you're my friend i'll give it to you for 47. or some ████ like that you know they always do that because you're my friends yeah because you're my friend i'll give you a deal tell your friends to come here okay yeah they always do that same ████ tactic so i got the suit and i was like dude i'm ████ nervous man i'm ████ having a job interview we go to starbucks and ████ and then this whole time like this guy's like motivational speaking to me and all this and i'm like what kind of ████ job is this you gotta pay to work all right ████ it let's do it and then later um i was like i think this is one of those scams and he goes well what in life is not a pyramid it's a good response man thousands come back i don't know what trapezoid he's like he's like he just wrote it out and he goes all right in a company you got your
7:36 ceo at the top you got all these workers management you have the people on the bottom that's a pyramid and i'm all like you got me there this guy's good i'm 18 years old and i don't have a rebuttal and i was like but tell me how to ████ sell and and he goes all right i'll teach you how to sell and that's it he's like your family they trust you believe anything you say so two by 2.2.net was basically the socal asians uh late 90s introduction to fraudulent entrepreneurship aka the only type of entrepreneurship yeah but you would see lambos with two by two stickers like ferrari driving around 2x2 stickers on it and then we sold internet service we sold calling cars right url web space stuff and i was like you know what i'm gonna try to sell these things i think my uncle bought like a like a dot like a
8:27 dial up service thingy and then um got some friends recruited and um that was it man but you would always hear about like the ████ conferences like sales companies they were sick bro like it would be like parties right because you'd only get people rallied they'd be like throwing out ████ armani or gucci belts and stuff like that to get people just like there's so many cool asians involved in it yeah at the time it was like so visible dude they you could even see there's videos right now on youtube you ████ put in like two by two right and all this you'll see that they recorded the whole event and there they'll be like montages and ████ documentaries that they made and it's ████ sick like they'll be rolling up in all their lambos and ████ with the big ass like sticker 2x2.net like on the side of their ████ lamborghini and all that and then like everyone's waiting for them to come and then the whole thing is like a big show everyone's like ████
9:17 throwing like glow sticks in the air it's a party and if you're 18 ████ even people in their 40s this is like this is business damn this is thai they still do that ████ to this day i mean yeah there's always a sucker every year right like they're always doing these crazy things but i didn't know i was doing like something bad like i didn't know it was like fraudulent i just thought like oh this is a new way to do business wow that's so it was it was it's just like a step up from cutco yeah it was cooler than coco yeah the knife selling one amway life ████ my sister's ex-boyfriend was doing cocoa and then like in my parents dry cleaners i'll never forget i was ████ young right but he had these really sharp not sharp knives and then so i was trying to test him out and i cut my ████ finger and into the nail you know when you're like ████ it goes through a nail right ████ around with it yeah i was just trying to like cut stuff and then i like cut it and i
10:08 pulled down i was like oh and then like three seconds later the blood finally starts to come out and i'll start like panicking because i'm like a kid and i start doing pale and ████ like that because there's a lot of blood started ████ gushing out that's a sick ass advertisement yeah that's the sale super super sharp but then like after that like since then my nail hasn't really grown back like in the nice round like i have like one flatter side cut since i was a kid yeah it's a pretty good knife i should have bought it i think i was just out of the sale i learned a lot about sales though after that it's pretty uh interesting man but at the same time ████ pyramid scams man don't ████ do that ████ if you guys want to learn about sales and you want to learn how to sell join a parent on a pyramid scam it's just for that just just for the lesson but also you don't have to pay money to make
10:58 money for other people that's the stupidest ████ ever you have to pay ████ money so you can sell a product for them yeah crazy is there a hot pyramid scheme like right now that everybody's kind of suckering into nfts is it do you think so i think a lot of uh well a lot of them are being called not just entities but even the crypto space in general a lot of them are just being called like ponzi's because of the transfer of money so not pyramid and in the same structural like you pay to join and then you do xyz to get others but in a more indirect and loose concept it's like you buy into a crypto price at a certain level then you start marketing it to other people you're like this is the next hot project other people buy in but like where does that wealth transfer go right you know what i mean the second like somebody else comes in is the second the price can appreciate depending so they every time you convince someone else to buy it they're
11:48 paying a higher price than you did and then if you convince the other person not even a higher price so it's like a little bit more of like an argument it's like isn't everything a ponzi because there's no like direct product that's like being interchanged between people's hands or like you're not buying into like a service or like this this thing that you're saying this is what i get for it but it you know conceptual i think the actual definition of ponzi is like you pay me right as an investment and i go oh you you know what this investment is doing well then you pay me this yeah you give me my rewards him the money that you gave me that's why it's like a loose argument of the ponzi because in essence it's like people are arguing right even on like senate floors it's like hey uh i bought bitcoin at this price when you buy it at this next price and i sell it it's like it's your money that i'm earning like the profit comes from other people you know what i mean not from a product so you got to start the business yeah i think that is
12:40 it i think the idea that like if bitcoin yeah bitcoin isn't like uh in the example if bitcoin isn't accepted as currency around the world then it's just this existing thing that people transfer well through so people who buy in other people cash out and there's no product is the argument but there's something called the speculative market that just does the same ████ so but yeah you got to start the ponzi start a ponzi and you're good [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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