0:00 yeah it's always some ████ like that dude and then I got home and my whole place smelled like [Music] ████ welcome back to careful boys where we are afraid of everything always afraid speaking of being afraid oh my God what do you fear everyone everyone see you guys next time that's [Music] it what are you afraid of despite having maybe perhaps no reason to but weal we are everybody I'm afraid of a lot of things I think a lot of fear around here my number one fear after becoming a parent is uh taica passing before me oo you know that'd be like cuz even one time he mentioned he was like uh he was talking about um he was like hey hey papa like one day
0:51 I'm going to have a kid and then you're going to be a grandpa and then you're going to pass away and then I'm going to be a grandpa too huh and then even that thought of him being a grandpa and passing away like made me sad I was like dude one day he is going to die and obviously I know I'm going to die and I know he's going to die but when thinking about him that way I was like dude one day he is going to die that's ████ crazy that's tight sad episode you yeah thanks for that bro damn do you ever think about how we we kind of will live forever at least until they probably take all our videos down for being offensive content yeah we're Immortal right in a way but if we go through nuclear war and then Google gets hit yeah all the servers get taken out yeah but if they store it using blockchain technology in The Ether hello in the cloud that'll be wonderful that's all decentralized yeah that's the only thing I think I'm really
1:41 afraid of everything else I feel like we could always come back from wow that's the only thing huh that is a big thing though yeah to outlive your kid isn't that like whateverand want a miracle I feel like Financial stuff whatever like you could always build back up you know there's always I thought I missed something no he said I was like damn to outlive your kid he's like yeah it's what every parent wants ████ stupid continue I'm sorry obious dang who's afraid of what are you guys' biggest fears what are you guys biggest fearce damn that's crazy I mean I've always been afraid of Deep Dark Water like being like really under under the ocean right but you went scuba diving I'm I'm a certified scuba diver indeed buted I only um and trained for
2:31 50 ft I'm trained for 50 ft oh okay so like that's not deep dark water that's not the real ████ is is being afraid of like skydiving scuba diving like all the extreme sports the same thing as just not wanting to participate in any of these things just because you don't want to is interesting I think about the same me I'm asking myself am I afraid of jumping out of a plane it's like or does it to like I just don't want to do it but why am I actually afraid of it or am I denying is that like yeah you're a ████ boy if you're not afraid of jumping out of a plane I think you're weird I think everyone's afraid to jump that's what I'm saying that's why but to me that's default I know that there's like default yeah it's like I know what the point is of skydiving I know why people do these extreme things and it does if it doesn't appeal to me doesn't mean I'm afraid of it you know that's that's why it's like
3:22 power slap it's like I'm not I don't feel like doing it exactly like why would I want to get slapped in the face doesn't interest I definitely don't want to get power yeah I don't want to get hit in the face but if we're talking about like ████ that I'm afraid of dude there's like this weird icky feeling I get about dead birds did I already talk about this dead bird dead bird yeah alive birds not as afraid but dude as soon as like I see feathers and blood and like I'm like how many dead birds you see and then you see blood on your hands it who yeah weirdo so you don't like fried chicken no not not food in the context of food it's fine but when I I see it like dead when you go to the Chinese barbecue they got hanging ass dead birds oh you can't see that either no that's fine oh in the context of food but like let's say it was just a bird that just ████ hit a window and I'm
4:14 like oh that's ████ scary to me it's like it's like Omen no yeah yeah that's that's cuz it seems like they just died for no reason but maybe it could have been sick or but sometimes Birds be tripping dude they be running into things all the yeah sometimes I see birds on a car Grill and I'm like how dude you know what I saw one time on the freeway of like a pigeon going into the road and Landing probably cuz it was tired from flying and then a car just going whoop and then just starts going like this this is what you see and Feathers going like I'm like oh that's kind of that's a stupid place to park bro creeps me out dude I was CH nature I was just chilling at home right heard a loud bang loud bang and then I'm like all right well go look around okay nobody's here whatever the next day I I I'm awoken to Nikki screaming and I'm like okay she found whatever the ████ that was and of course there's a dead
5:05 bird like on the ground so it hit the window snapped it neck or something yeah killed itself see that's so I like see now we're going to be seeing dead bir the weird thing is I've seen other dead animals and it doesn't creep me out as much as Birds specifically I don't maybe because it turns you on wa dude Laden sexual yeah why don't you put on a bird suit we'll find go let's go that was good let's go to Second City wow that's not the iasa can that's the Ecstasy can go can you know I'm afraid of of um of being accused of a crime and I don't have an alibi o that's really good scary getting framed yeah or just like or just you can't like you're being interrogated
5:57 and you have no good answers even if you didn't like and you're in and you're innocent yeah because you know you're only you're only like you know as innocent as you can prove but then like if they're asking you like where were you on this date I'm like I'm pretty bad at knowing what I was doing on a specific date I have to like look it up so I try to keep theth bro yeah I know that's why it's important to keep it's weird if you don't have enough like stuff to back up that you weren't there at that time and do you know you know what I would do to cuz I'm a TV jury I would hear you say like I don't know where I was and I like yeah yeah yeah yeah sure get him yeah guilty get him fry them where do you think that came from did were you like framed really bad as a kid and that like created like this deep like Fe no I don't I don't think I've ever I've never been falsely accused of anything really other than
6:47 like stupid little things but then I think um it's the power of like just not you know like when you're not guilty but you're being asked and you're nervous so you sound guilty it's that it's like when you didn't do it but I wonder if I sound guilty just because I'm being asked for you know I just I hate the idea of like everything I've been convicted of I I did it I definitely did it like it was me but then I think because I've done things I always wonder like oh if it comes to a point where I didn't do it do I have a clean enough like out wow cuz people have to think of that too you know like you you could have you know I think when you're not thinking at all is kind of uh dangerous too when you're innocent like the movie of The Fugitive right well that's different cuz his wife ████ said his name on her last dying breath but did he
7:37 not do it though he didn't do it though right the one our man did it yeah yeah one man yeah he didn't do it but I think that for some reason it is an irrational fear but then when when you see examples of like dudes who really didn't do it yeah and then they go to jail for like 20 years or some ████ yeah but these aren't the guys I'm not talking about the dude that was there but his friend did it I'm talking about dudes that weren't even ████ there oh had nothing to do with it yeah yeah yeah that's pretty rough like hard come back from yeah but the chances of it happening is very low too I think yeah it's very low but then why is you afraid yeah why you tripping up Ste that's what you said I'm just saying cuz that doesn't happen often give me one let's go dude two for two Ken let's go he's on fire right now K is roasting back yeah man that's pretty scary it is scary to think
8:28 something that kind of scared me thinking about that was like being like like in trouble in a foreign country cuz you know I travel a lot and then like I was like dude yeah like okay I imagined you on the stand and like having to defend yourself and I'm like when will I ever be in a situation like that and I was like well what if like I was just like in a different country don't know the language and then the corrup police there like lock me up I don't have any way to contact anybody and I'm just like what the ████ like what do I do yeah the worst part is they you don't know what the ████ they're saying about you like dang that sucks I'm like in Mexico and ████ and then they throw me up in like a place and this my inmate like my cell mate's name's Pedro and he's like I like your hair yeah doesn't sound that bad I'm
9:20 like ████ dude I don't know man you're queer baiting I don't know what to do you know or like that's when you go crazy you're like they call me the gay vampire you go yeah you go nuts you got to ████ wild out a little bit I don't know who I don't want to be with the game why do they call him that I don't want to find out I'mma suck your blood out of your dick the blood out of your dick you just got to go out go for it my friend told me when he first moved to Vietnam like in 2009 right it was still like not Foreigner friendly but he's he's he's Vietnamese but he had American passport and he he just kept going there to work work in the media out there and one day he got in the cab and as soon as he got in the cab two secret police guys also
10:11 got in the cab sat next to him and said you've been coming to Vietnam a lot what are you doing out here W I hate those people dude and that's ████ crazy and then he was just talking you know it's like Vietnamese secret police he's like no man I didn't say you I don't think you see me but now I see you and we see each other and so he was asking him hella questions he said that even though he wasn't guilty like it was scary as ████ right ████ yeah cuz he's just like oh ████ what's going on but like it's not likely to mean anything doing anything so yeah chances of that happening doesn't happen so why you worried about it it's a funny ass thing to point out every time every damn but statistically I mean dude if it was like uh one of those foreign countries you just give them money you know what'll be scary is um you just you
11:02 just grease them yeah well then they accuse you of bribery and then no they like oh then and then they go oh yeah go ahead that that usually happens what if that's what they want you to do what if it's a ████ they go like this they go give me $100 oh I only have one eye give me another 100 I don't see anything exactly but it's like $1 bill and ████ he that from something cuz that's really funny should have done 50s man it's like d it would have been 100 oh yeah yeah yeah that's true you know what's a scary thought is um being caught with your pants down like you've been oh ████ just like literally no like just in general like like you've been targeted you didn't see it coming someone was plotting something against you you got got and you got got and you're just like ████ man that's I guess it depends on the severity of it dude Joe's a ████ Crime Boss
11:52 Dog dude the way he says that I'm like dude you're a ████ crime no the real Crime Boss is that guy right there so so so last night well thought out we're at the JK like Po party right and he's like hey uh I'll see you day tomorrow I'm like yeah I'll see day tomorrow and he's like got some surprises for you and I'm like dude I'm like dude talk about can't sleep when it comes to Ryan and surprises I'm like okay what the ████ could he possibly do for real like game I like game planning scenarios I'm like okay so like he gets a marching band to come he probably has connections to get a marching B I don't have that kind of budget he knows a lot of trumpet players yeah I'm like what's he going to do he knows a lot of musical people so he's going to have like a ████ dance team come in here to really kill me a step team yeah and then they come and dance all around us or some ████ and then of course he's going to ████ with all Steve with a bunch of dancers which is the thing I hate the most yeah so I'm like I'm game gameing scenario freaking the
12:43 ████ out bro I can't walk out of the bathroom without worrying this guy's going to prank me you know what I'm talking about person you're talking about hell week when we were we walking out of the bathroom wondering is there going to be a bunch of blocks in the door yeah yeah looking for Charlie everywhere I go dude when I come out the ████ those kinds of pranks are now built into the wall bro that's why you put the ████ mirror there dude very scary stuff do you guys have the the the normal irrational fears like fear of flying fear of heights fear of drowning like you know like those fears that are like they're supposed to be irrational but it's to me it's not that irrational cuz it makes sense and a lot of people have it yeah but like I think I have the opposite of that where it's like those normal things that I should be scared of I'm not like getting into your car going to work that's a ████ you have a way higher chance of like ████ no like
13:34 like flying a lot of people are afraid of flying right but for me I find real comfort in flying like that's when I can actually relax and go to it's safer it's weird because I think more than I have a fear of dying I have a higher fear of my decision causing someone else to die un un like wrongfully o like if I was like I don't have a fear of drowning but I have a fear of telling someone yeah you can go out there and swim it's fine and then they and the shark comes and you know what I mean like that's that's worse to me that's heavy but it's also not your fault if something were to happen to that person right like should have known how to swim better yeah you know what can thanks man you're right I try to make it feel better yeah yeah no yeah it's but that's what it is it's like it's the feeling of struggling about whether or not it's your fault oh the guilt it's it's the back and forth I think that's like it's so much easier
14:25 when something's absolute he died I died you know but then when it's like did I cause it my fault is oh cuz this action led to that yeah yeah I've been thinking about for me recently this is kind of ████ sad but I've been thinking about more of uh losing somebody in your life that you're really close to like that ████ gets me every single time I'm sure it gets everybody but you know I've been thinking about that a lot more where I'm like I don't know how I would react if I lost something that was really close to me and that scares me like that well you don't know how you're going to take it I don't know like you never had anyone close to you not not really like super close to it's painful no of course like when I think about like my mom spoiler or like my dad yeah it sucks like it sucks very painful everybody that's lost somebody's all happy and smiley yeah but like like thinking about not ████
15:16 Rosie dude no for sure you know what I mean and I think about that a lot and I go ████ sometimes dude what if it makes you funer dude two months ago I'm coming home from JK and like it's like normal day normal night I'm home I'm landed I text Nikki I'm landed and then like no response I'm like whatever and I get outside and then I call her goes WR the voice and then I call her again goes WR The Voice goes WR the voice and I'm like okay it's now been 30 minutes since I landed no word from Nikki straight the voice and then my legs turned to jelly I start to like ████ like I'm in shock at this point I'm not even thinking rationally I think I'm like I think everyone thinks I'm an ████ cuz I keep on just wandering and like people are like walking around me like what the ████ is with this guy and then I'm just like I don't know what to do so then um
16:07 I was just like oh my God like oh my God please God don't take her from me please don't take her from me that's hard man yeah and it it was like it was like the most dramatic ████ right cuz you're just like there you're in your head spiraling yeah spiraling she was in the middle of a really mean poker hand that's it $25,000 pot so then I was like okay I was like okay I'm I'm call my neighbor I call my neighbor and I'm going to be like Yo dude you ████ go ring my doorbell go ring my doorbell right and then he's not picking up cuz he's getting ████ high or whatever he's chilling get ████ high he well he he end up picking he's like Yo dude I'm pretty fued up what's going on I was like I was like you need to go to my house right now you need to ████ ring the doorbell but but about what I was trying to get a hold of him it was going to voice for him too or not going to it was just leaving me ringing
16:57 or whatever I went to our security system that I have via my phone and I just started to turn it on and turn it off and turn it on and turn it off and turn it on and turn off Smart yeah so that cuz when you do that she the ████ talks to my house and like and she's like she's like uh uh security set down activated security system deactivated security system activated and then I finally when I'm on the phone my neighbor I'm like yo you need to go spam the ████ doorbell Nikki calls me and she's like she's like my phone died I'm calling you from my laptop right now now I fell asleep downstairs I'm okay and I was like dude it's always I fell asleep it's always some ████ like that dude and then I got home and my whole place smelled like ████ that bleachy bleachy but that's
17:47 normal but that's normal that bleachy bleach I was like it really smells like coming here and she's like oh yeah didn't you come in here a couple days ago and I was like that's true that's what it was gave be mad because it was like y that's true suppress my feelings suppress my feelings that that is the hardest oh man I was dead you get to that placeo I just kept on saying please God don't take her from me please don't take her from me yeah talk about don't you don't want to lose taica first ████ dude if I lost Nikki man oh my lordy Lord I used to think about that too when like when I would just think about like if something happened to smack I would the first thing that my mind goes is like but man she has like she had has so much potential like did I ████ it up by her running into me and changing the course of her Destiny you know what I mean like is it was my element of presence the
18:38 reason why like things went bad like I would just she probably had like 300 more of those smash tick talk videos dance ready to go dude chicken dances it's like when you know when you know your girl is so good it's like you you can't help but feel like damn like you want her to them to live out the the best that they could possibly get to one of one and if anything happened on your watch going based off what Steve was saying like me and Joel like be in bed and I'm like like who Do You Love More you left me more you left taica yeah and she'll ask me the same thing and both of our answers is taica like TI we're on the right team like Tao way more but that's how it's supposed to be right yeah yeah yeah that's so cool that's ████ hilarious it's cuz he's the new addition he's the new fun one but what D if you had two kids how do
19:28 you answer that I think for sure you have your favorite I you'll have your favorite yeah so if someone's cooler than taica then for sure it'll be the other one dang you hear that he's just cooler what do you want he's just cooler look at him he wears sunglasses wherever he goes was Gio the favorite in her family among her siblings no not until not until now oh so she moved up I think as a kid um like that they're that recent immigrant family so it's just like okay like who who can like stay keep this order and then Jill was always the rebellious one like why why why right and then everyone that was kind of like not so rebellious like okay cool I'll follow the path and then now I think her rebelliousness and curiosity like allowed her to be who she is and then so now she became like the most successful one and now is like the
20:18 pillar of the family oh so now it's like now she is cuz now like if her mom has any like really big things that need ch help with or what she can count on Gio to like handle like her future will or handle the house or whatever you know wow she she's wearing the pants that's really tight yeah like when G's dad passed away like she came in and took care of like the the funeral like just handled all the like proceedings and all that stuff while people were still mourning they didn't know what to do like she was just like the levelheaded one when did she process it she says she still doesn't know if she fully has yet she could still like one day she could just probably just break down you know what's like out of curiosity besides obviously like Tao passing away which is the saddest thing what's another fear of something
21:08 happening to him that's not fatal like a massive one he becomes a leftist woki yeah honestly if you become some spoiled ass little entitled ████ I'd be like ████ that's it just ████ I'm like ████ ████ cuz I was in my control and i f it up somehow but you just blame yourself yeah he's like Dad can I be Gavin Newsome for Halloween I ████ ruined you I ████ up I ruined him
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