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Sharing Our Dumbest Addictions

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0:00 no like Saving Private Ryan right you're just speaking Chinese dude [Music] yeah welcome to a very beneficial episode of character voice because we are going to talk about uh what's something that you were once addicted to that was not a substance or I guess it can be but just not drugs not drugs just like things you were addicted to that was bad it was bad for you but it's not something that like used to play a game called EverQuest dude that game is wait you were actually addicted to Everest I would say that my whole family was dude oh that's right cuz you had multiple accounts we had two accounts yeah so me and my brothers and sister would play that's actually pretty and that was a crazy game dude you just you sit there and you look up and all a sudden you're like it's been 5 hours

0:51 dude 5 hours is rookie numbers dude 5 hours I I was a kid though so like 5 hours is like a long time when uh G Brothers with Ken for 5 hours yeah that's true I get bored of Smash Brothers cuz I'm not that good at it same I get pissed off it's not boring if you play with different players cuz this is a strategy aspect to it but I could play Mario Kart with my buddy Mormon for hours though it's hard did you feel like where was it getting so bad that you uh felt like it was potentially a negative addiction I just remember me and my siblings Waring over who gets to play when and it was just like we're at War every day we wake up up about it you know Sumer time only two people could be playing it at a time at a time and and and during summertime man we were like Waring about it and it just got bad the fact that your dad liked it too so he

1:42 got a second one well my dad didn't he liked that we like were F off or something I think cuz he didn't he didn't play he never touched it he liked it you I think so yeah think about that right if you had four kids yeah oh my God and four kids dude yeah forget it and you can get two of them on do a machine for 5 hours yeah man you just shutting the up actually and like just talking to each other a little bit dang like you would just be like hey I'm over here hey I got the specters to dock man that was like teamwork this was good I think that like legitimately I I highly believe that I was addicted to Counterstrike such a nerdy thing were you good at it I don't I don't think I was I think I was decent but like the thing was back then this is I'm talking like 2001 and Counter Strike for our community was you went to a place you went to the PC Cafe PC were paying money

2:33 to be there and play land with other people so it'd be like 30 40 people in a room and you were playing on the same server that's actually sick so it wasn't like being at home it was like you go to a place and you spend money on that was fun though boys you play you pay an hourly fee and and the problem for me was that it was right next to my Community College I was going to at the time and because of that I would just go to school and then I would go straight to the PC Cafe and play until the next morning and go to class again oh ████ and it was that it was really really bad all nighters yeah because we had a bunch of friends and your parents went trip on you they were very not in the picture during this year I was just like they didn't know what I they just thought I was just out with friends whatever but we were just playing Counter Strike all night terrorist win yeah I think I went

3:23 to that one with Eddie by citos college yeah all dude we watched the law change around PC bangs during that time because that's when the you couldn't Camp anymore no more camping that's when the law like it hurt my family in the beginning of in the beginning of uh PC cafes I mean they had tons of computers like it would just looked like a regular office building and then once the violence and Asian gang started shootings they they started putting limitations they were like okay now you have to close at a certain time cuz they would just be 24 hours but they were like you got to close cuz these these people have to go home cuz they realized people were just like l literally just like withering away in there and then um and then they made it so that you can't have the windows tinted anymore because the tinted windows was having that casino feel of where you don't know how long you're gambling so you just kind of keep going

4:13 and then um damn I didn't know that's what made it stop yeah I thought was cuz the sun no I mean once once the uh St then the Garden Grove stabbing happened where a guy got literally killed over the game but it wasn't like just over the game it was like these guys were beefing he was spawn camping yeah that's ████ up cuz because that's so annoying when the judge heard that he actually threw the case out because you're playing land everybody that could kill you was in the room with you somewhere so you don't know these guys and if you someone keeps annoying you you stand up and you just you shout out like who's Ladies Man 245 you know like I'm Ladies Man 245 so that it was really like if it wasn't for them closing they eventually had to close no I'm Ladies Man 245 Weir we're all ladies today we're all Ladi we all lock hands they eventually had to shut down all of the PC cafes because of that one uh violent incident

5:03 that but it saved my life because I was forced to go back to class and stop messing around and wow and uh those were some fun days yeah and it really did save me because I was that I I became that exact like what is it like the freaking um yeah the South Starcraft yeah the South Park guy yeah oh God I really became that I just had no life I just literally went to Works community college and that and I was failing at school too so it was like well you were kicking ass at Counterstrike bro let's ████ go right now but I wasn't on a but I was one of the best in that room that's not saying much you know what cuz they didn't cook it up online back then it was just yeah well people didn't like playing online because the connection wasn't that fast cuz the kid too the connection wasn't you had to go there for cable modem that's why at at home everyone had DSL or 56 or Net Zero yeah I would flashbang my own team I would

5:54 smoke bomb my own shot dude to see to see the sun coming up after that it was $2 an hour back then to the point where the owner started to feel sorry for some of us and would just let us play all night yeah but then we would buy snacks and drinks and they made money that way yeah they would make money off concessions dude a couple times my dad would come downstairs or whatever and he'd be like he's like have you been playing all night I'm like no I just got up like 25 minutes ago what are you talking about that was the best yeah dude games can get super addicting cuz the last one I had to be like I got to stop this is uh GTA 5 when it first came wow 48 hours straight just 2 days non-stop beat the game yeah I would pause there ████ pee come back I would eat food while I'm playing and then at at after that I was

6:44 like I got to sleep so I set an alarm to wake up in like 3 hours cuz I was like okay that's probably enough I didn't I I don't want to sleep a full eight I mean it was really good game yeah and then I got up again boom and I finished it thank God the all online wasn't out yet wasn't out yet so I just had to ████ wait yeah but you missed out dude I had a Batmobile I played online after and that was a whole different story yeah I didn't have a b Batmobile but I had a girlfriend so well I had a girlfriend I had a girlfriend and a Batmobile well that's I had a fiance and what well I had a I had $10 million apartment by Sona Monica Pier I spent it all on the Batmobile and then um do you remember like when GTA came out with their expansion

7:35 stories it was called like stories yeah yeah and then like stories yeah yeah yeah so me and my buddy was um I think I stayed at his house for like a week to just play all the expansion levels and what we would do is we would watch each other kind of go through the story mode and then one of us would go all right I'm going go I'm going to go to sleep and you keep playing so then after we wake up up we're refreshed and then we'll continue the game the other and then so we were just on shift and we wouldn't stop it and we would update each other when we wake up all right what happened goes all right so this happened in this story and then this guy and so we would tell we would catch each other up and then just finish the game like that see that's like so normal to me but to a person that doesn't play games that is like the most deplorable life you could imagine but then I I look back and I'm like I I had to not buy any consoles or download any games because I

8:28 just dude it it ████ me up yeah I remember I was so insecure I was like 13 they came out with the GTA expansion called the ballot of gay ton and I was like I can't play that that's the Vice City one that's the GTA 4 the GTA 4 expansion yeah cuz it was it was dam was GTA 4 was so good that's the biker one I got hooked on four I was playing four with the boys is a work of art I was playing that I remember there was a time where I was playing that Gears of War all the time oh I played Gears of War W you're gears guy and then I was yeah and I just cuz you know all my friends would play so it was more just like all right let's hang out with the boys so the boys were playing I'll hop on and just kick it but like the the latest I would stay up was like 2: a.m. be like I guys I got to go to sleep I can't do this anymore that's lame I'm I'm not hard playing the game I'm running in the wall

9:19 and ████ and my buddy's like hey are you falling asleep I'm like no ████ no I was playing I was playing with my with Tiff's cousins on GTA one time and we were doing it was like a GTA online was a bank heist I fell I was the getaway dri I fell asleep while we were playing bro dude your boys got arrested stacked you're stacked from Good Fellas they they hated they hated me I F they heard me ████ snoring on there wow so I can't be playing games that late I'll fall asleep dude anyone have any addictions that are not gaming it was this is like crackhead Behavior but I remember is it crack no no but it it was just food so this is my this is my this is where I come in sometimes I would crave something so bad that I would literally travel just to eat it like the tacos yeah those tacos or or GTO El Gordo in um yeah we would just be like I

10:11 need that ████ right now so we would drive all the way to San Diego just to get those tacos Jesus and then um barbecue like I remember just going to Texas just cuz I want real ████ barbecue going to Texas yeah just to get some could have sh could have gone to Phil's Barbecue it's not the same you're already in San Diego also at the time there weren't um real smoked barbecue places in California like now so I would just I would just plan a trip around that and I think the wildest one that I was going to do that I didn't do but I started craving this Ramen in Japan and I was planning a ████ Japan trip just to go eat that Ramen and then come back I don't hate that that's kind of that's kind of tight damn dude I've never done Ramen Yeah by you must have had money must have had money what's your food addiction I don't think I did

11:01 that's why it's an addiction cuz it's like why are you planning a road trip just on that with money you don't have yeah I remember when I was going to college I would justify cuz I would fall asleep while I drive all the time and that was like a thing a theme in my life um cuz I just wasn't getting enough sleep and I would just stay up and then like train all the time and then go to school or whatever so I would justify like oh like I got to get something quick on the way home like I got to eat so when I drive I'm going stay awake I would go to McDonald's like every single day every day every day Monday through Friday wow I would literally like you never been happier come on dude it's a I'll get i'll get like a couple cheeseburgers and then drive and then you know I'd still get ████ sleepy by that like tail end and ████ but and then I would go straight to the gym and like work out or and train or whatever oh you're off no but it was it's so bad for

11:53 you though it's like you shouldn't be sh it's the shame it's like the consistent habit of going and to the point where like I would have be like I got to go to a different one I can't keep going to this one cuz they know me exactly bro and when you start talking like that you're is it's dunzo it's over it's over this guy's a fiend it's a slippery slope dude you can't wow Monday to Friday what was your order I would just get a couple of like the the the McChickens or like did they know your order no they didn't get that that'd be wild dude cuz I would go to I would go to other fast food joints and be like all dude if McDonald's knows your order that wild it's another level dude it's so bad and they saw my little dumbass in the in the silver Miata I was like oh it's this ████ guy that means you must have known every shift there morning shift afternoon and night shift it would always be when I leave at like I left at

12:44 like 4:00 and I get to the gym by like 5 or 6 to go trade and stuff and work or whatever so you didn't have any gym buddies that were also going to McDonald's with you no cuz I I would come from Northridge I would go to college I would I would do all my classes and then I would hop in a car and go straight to the gym did were any of those classes about nutrition yeah 100% it was they were all about nutrition most of them of McDonald's is that there's very rarely a bad McDonald's yeah like they're cons very rarely very rarely whereas like we all know ████ they're all botom yeah but what makes McDonald's bad it's the well it's all the preservatives and all the the all the additives that they put in the you felt how you feel after eating it dude it feels bad I feel horrible I feel happy I feel great during like that's like the best moment of my life it just shows how powerful Nostalgia is

13:35 like that's what it really is yeah yeah even the smell it's it's all about memories it's all about like what it means to you as a child and then like smelling McDonald's breakfast oh the hash brown happiest memories as a child my mom would bribe me with McDonald's breakfast school I knew it got bad cuz it would be like I wasn't even enjoying this but it was like I cuz you know they say like when you're you have a true addiction the dope do me doesn't get from you don't get the dopamine from actually eating the food the anticipation it's you going through the drive-thru being like o I'm going to go through here going throughou and then by the time you eat it you're like sad process that you're addicted to% you're conditioning yourself to be like Oh I'm going to get this whole thing exactly right so it's like you you fill that with anything else cuz I'm sure when you go to the PC bang it's like oh dude I'm going to go walk in I got my chair I got my ████ my diet Pepsi

14:25 whatever the ████ you drinking but just you talking about McDonald's I'm like getting I know I'm getting hungry that's my plan we're getting it for lunch smell it right now I could smell the hamburger the bun well that is true too that wax ████ paper so it's like as a college kid I'm like justifying like oh this is the reason why I need to be I'm going to eat this blah blah blah but in reality it's it's not get a little bit of cheese on that paper oh yeah that's another funny thing is you justify it because of cost but like when you really take the time to think about it there healthy alternatives are also the same price depending on a box of fruit is better exactly yeah but then come on dog fish Fila with MC chicken I can't be driving a Miata eating Cales and ████ bro I back when they had the 29 Cent hamburgers I used to get eight of them and pile them yeah god dude 29 cents sounds so good I

15:17 know now I'm now I really want it again but yeah you're right I I feel like total ass at the end you just feel like a piece of ████ it's just the shame that you bring hey but that new burger joint that I showed you it tastes good and you don't feel gross after fla win was insane is that the one the Park yeah I think when you have a nice burger yeah I don't feel bad about like a nice Smash Burger yeah but fla wi was the only spot burger spot where I was like wow I kept thinking about it all night we doing burgers for lunch in and out I'm down out the one that's the one out the one dude got to send can to go get it right now then can cheap too addicted to a ████ you said what everybody suck was that said you said out of a ████ is that were you were you ever addicted to anything in your life ever cleen I feel like I'm too variety driven to be

16:08 addicted to anything so if anything I'm addicted to new things to to variety what's your newest new thing my newest new thing uh lenses dude I need lens archery oh archery W I got a spot for you the cat new I got a spot for you I'm surprised you know that spot N1 oh I I don't like N1 uh for archery nothing no hate on N1 great guys I don't know they had being outside I like being outside that's part of you like being on a horse that'll be so sick that's the next level hanging off a horse that's the next level but it's a different bow wa a shorter one shorter it's a smaller bow yeah have you been horses are easy to I've been on a horse many times you're a horse back Rider I'm decent I can ride horse is it true that you guys are just coming the whole time when you're on horse um at least three times wait is it true though

17:00 is it really just rubbing your CP or something oh my God the whole time that's what I heard yeah or is it rubbing is it rubbing your we do horse Archer you're leaning off the side of the horse so your aim is accurate I'm just I'm just tagging along what they're saying what the ████ you get shaky arms yeah yeah yeah cen's going to be full on Mongolian dude you have to avoid coming yeah yeah you have to avoid coming when you're a horse AR Focus for the women that's why we lean yeah that's why they lean did you know that real heavy to the left not the whole ride though come on get not on the way up huh the whole right I rode a horse ████ was tight did you have orgasm when you did it ████ no was it rubbing your clip no it was rubbing my nuts do you consider yourself addicted to watching war videos as the hat comes

17:50 off I think I think that's a yes this guy sends me so many ████ like crazy CCT he's like the Liv leak as a human the craziest ████ on his phone bro he's sending me ████ I just show me one you sent me a video where like five guys got stabbed and I was like dude I I have to teach kids right now I'm like this is ████ me up a little bit that's good then cuz then now you're really like you got to oh I don't know you'll be more protective of them I bring it up to the kids kids I just saw this video no you probably like I got was stab five times no you probably like this ████ I don't know what to teach my curriculum today and then you check my phone you check your phone real quick oh okay okay okay so how to handle a knife grab the wrist come on come on do you teach kids how to defend against kniv no that's not in the curriculum yet yet you I think kids would love that few more subie videos than it will be yeah they got are you not addicted to watching

18:41 things like that no I'm just you know I'm addicted to real life War cuz um you keep watching movies you want the real ████ no like Saving Private Ryan right you're just like speaking Chinese dude yeah that's ████ up but but then now you watch real life it's nothing like that yeah World War II veterans apparently said that s p Ryan when they watched it it was like the real no yeah yeah really to make that movie you need to bring those guys in and exactly but war war looks dirtier now doesn't it I don't know if I'm addicted to that I think you just get better results you know it looks dirtier now like the the stuff that you send me it's like dudes like unarmed pleading for their lives and then just blows them up yeah it's like wao it's also it's also like kind of lame now cuz

19:32 it's all drone Warfare yeah so just you're just upset crazy just I I never saw till recently that they're using drones to just like like kamakazi ████ yeah oh what they fast building they're moving them like rockets I know I'm an Normie but I I just saw this ████ yeah it was moving like I don't even know like 300 miles hour I was like holy ████ yeah and one of the Russians thing intercepted it it was wild when was younger though what I was addicted to though 19 minutes quit go ahead sucking your own dick no just go no just going out going out the street with the homies oh jacking off on the street what does that mean just hanging out with the homies outside that doesn't sound like a negative thing it was because I would I would be out all night getting into stupid stuff you what you guys do you guys like Cipher and stuff just tag Cipher yeah yeah whle at girls this is

20:22 Sacramento no Hawaii oh Hawaii in Hawaii tag up the walls real quick you go to school when it's up the nature dirty taggers man you go to the school when it's closed there's two taggers in this room right now you just roam around the neighborhood you just outside you're a ████ I'm not associating with this toy you want to see my work bro he's an artist you're a tagger real graffiti artists never called themselves taggers yeah that's why knew me that's why I'm not real I didn't say I was a tagger I just say I was taging beef is sick right now this good I was we you want to see my work Joe it ain't no toy I'll tell you that yeah oh yeah tell him subie talk to him his work's going to appear that guy's not your boss at all he's not your boss he's not check out your bombs then that's easy hey just show him show him by taging June do some Sharpie and papers

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