0:00 [Music] I'm asking you to open your minds I'm asking you to open your hearts I'm asking you to not worry about consequences about what this prompt is about okay but you have to answer okay okay seriously seriously the careful boys have to Wife Swap oh no half the wife swap what' I say what did I just say look at Nick you guys want listen all Steve day is about getting Clips getting hits being big on YouTube for how long I'm taking Nikki whoa son of a I'm taking n and I'm taking her anally Jes oh it's about sex what to take the whole thing no no no it's about
0:50 driving our kids to ████ school and back what do you think it's that might be fun how the TV show works I Wasing about the TV show coexist no this is not the TV show this JK news well there was actually a show called and you know what was the worst part about it is they don't ████ oh my God we have to Wife Swap and we have to like it you have to pick who you who you want to swap with how long like this dude you're swapping it I don't know I don't know even if it's 6 days it'll probably kill you inside I like this like this yeah oh yeah don't you go back to the to the easy days of like oh how would I convince my wife to do a th why you put this on extra hard mode just a tender 60 minutes ago he had it
1:42 all well he already picked Nikki what do you think of that hey I I picked Nina and I love it well if if we did you but did you only pick her because he picked Nikki would you have said that I not no well if we Wife Swap it'll be too similar if we wi swap it's similar that's true that funny how we have Gingers and then you got the Filipinos there night of her life of Life best life of her life hey easy dude that's personal that would be pretty funny to after the swap is over we have they have to come back we have them both on here and we go what did you notice that was different what did you like dislike and he's like I noticed that was coming a lot more
2:33 I think I yeah it's was coming more this is this is so D Tiff would be like Mark goes to sleep really early which is good for me we both go to sleep really early you know what's Nick's like I like that you exercise when someone is like your friend's girl right they automatically become like relative or friend zone come like sibling Zone make a weird dude answer the question do it so that's like make Weir and then answer yes exactly Nikki's like I'm glad you make [Laughter] money where you going dude where you going that's your side bro you got to face the wrath of Steve dude it's easier to ████ convince him to have a three something easier to be ████ your friend's wife bro that's you get a pick
3:26 what do you mean I just I the only one who did so far no we all chose swap laterally each table yeah I think it's actually easier like to actually go through with this process I think it's easier to negotiate with the dude and just be like we're going to be gentlemen about it right all right cool yeah dude no say jump in his car you jump in my car all right T we'll see you tomorrow about you want to get dinner the women never have cool just don't rip her hey no problem yeah cuz I heard you have a big dick nah I'll rip her off though cuz I'm broke St her bank account I don't know how to make money how do you do it stupid what do you do I really don't want new as mom to watch this video I
4:17 hope she does I'm send to her send it to her I'm your new son-in-law his mom hey I'm cool I'm respectful he is broke though hey I'll pull your I'll pull your I'll pull the dad aside and I'll be like hey we're respectful chocolate all over my pants it looks like ████ smeared everywhere I'm glad Nikki's not swapping with Joe ████ boy boy yeah I don't classic ████ [Laughter] boy I got chocolate stand up stand up show them show them that I got chocolate everywhere ████ Boy ████ Boy ████ boy does it again how do you ████ the front of your ████ boy does it again it's the best version of double news all day you're the new Fergie dude ████ boys bring it ████ boy I've been so many clothes so many times but the only time I shipped myself was on the toilet
5:09 spraying my own self that wait when I pulled down the pants I oh when it came out yeah yeah yeah yeah when you didn't make it to over the bowl yeah it's like a bad cran game classic ████ boy story wait whose house was that at mine and Hawai was it at about 11:25 a.m. I just dropped Hannah off at the YWCA cuz she volunteers for Dress for Success and YWCA that's really because Dress for Success is an organization that helps ladies that been beat the ████ up or like something happen man that's what I got to deal with when sex and then and then sensitive to that ████ and then you got to do the handshake first though and then they they they get help on like dressing they get clothes and they get they get help for job interviews and then they go out and get
6:00 a job so I dropped Hannah off and then afterwards I had a ████ it's a bad time to talk about that charity I had sh no it wasn't come on and then I drive home but it was almost too late my friend was cooking in the kitchen and I just ran past him and once I pulled it out it just exploded all over my pants and it was but you still have those pants those pants withheld do you still have the bath mat it landed on now I grab every day I threw it in the shower and I rinsed it down wow it you re so nothing went in the garbage throughout this whole thing I washed it I washed for conditioner little shampoo but you know which pants they are you'll never forget and they'll never forget I think since Hannah's been with Joe it's going to be very intimidating for any guy to be with Hannah you think so well cuz the first
6:51 thing you wants to do is lick your ass who that's not what I meant to first thing she wants to do like hard got to tame the that's the first thing she wants to do can you imagine ████ boy wife can you imagine you like you wanting you guys are she stff a ball gag in your mouth and she tries to lick your ass you're like come on I don't even what's going on this is what you guys do you're at the beach you're at the beach and Hannah's like look at all those titties look at all those titties or she puts a diaper on you oh no yeah that's that's really that's hard mode that's hard mode this is hard mode I don't think you have anything to worry about Welcome to Hard Mode have anything to worry about cuz I'm going to fall asleep at 10:00 watching TV yeah that's cool what a gentlemen cuz I've been tired how about you should be on the show cuz how about this when we when we do the wife swap thing if you had to
7:43 give one warning to the guy next to you what would be the one warning cuz you know like let's say you have a like a dog or whatever like oh he likes to chew green things so hide all the green things what's the one warning you would like everyone would have one warning hey careful you might fall in love I like that I like that not gentleman's gentleman's agre you can't fall in love yeah i' be like uh her accent's a little hard to understand I could tell the difference now I'll be like you don't just get her you get the whole family it's a lot sometimes that's the same with me though it's the Filipino family is swapping like come on they all jump in for the ████ fest it's all girls W it's a
8:34 matriarch all women really the women control the family on her side too so okay ████ we'll see it's all comfortable then cuz Filipino families all the women control everything cuz the guys are like what's the Nicki warning for him Nikki warning for him oh God does math better than me what's that she cries during sex nah Nikki's a ████ freak dude he's like dude you need to go buy bigger boots yeah Nikki's no Nikki honestly I'm not even kidding either I don't think you could stamp Her serix Like I Do bro Stamper cervix Steve's initials are on it dude I tattoo my ████ initial on that ████ Stamper serving you're ████ stamp at top of like maker Mark you know the
9:24 wax so uncomfortable I've never seen him so uncomfortable in my life I used to have a chick who had IUD or whatever the ████ you used to knock that out I like what the ████ is this ████ in here you dug it out terrorist shoved it in her mouth she came harder shoved it in her mouth damn were you able to hit that can you give me a real warning I would oh God for Nikki god um yeah leave her the ████ alone if she needs to be left the ████ alone it's not code leave her the ████ alone no means no oh no no no I'm just mean like give her space it's not the thing of like don't leave me alone talk to me more but how's that have anything to do with sex well you won't get any if you don't do it you try to help him get me saying you get her old family doesn't have anything
10:16 to do with sex well that's why I thought you had a Filipino orgy going on Sick by the way there's no better mind control damn too close to to home but I'll say it if when I make her come before I ████ her what then I basically own her and then I can do whatever the ████ I want how do you make her come before you oh like ████ what what you you what Joe I just ████ spit on that ████ I guess yeah that's it what do you think I do I thought you put a foot on her face on the back of her head come on man listen to me when I talk you don't the problem Joe is you don't listen to me sorry I thought you were I thought you had your foot like is when you're giving a missionary no I've been talking to you for years you don't even hear me you don't hear me you don't ████ hear what I'm saying I think you
11:06 guys need to work on your friendship maybe you guys should swap yeah swap listen hand is cool as ████ yeah that was going to be my initial choice but the warning give warning care whoa whoa whoa you don't have to choose me out of I did cuz I'm Petty I am Petty I'm the pettiest guy be careful cuz you're not going to be able to last as long as I do with her what does that mean I don't know what that means what does that mean I'm not intimidated by more than you is that's it I'm not yep last last how but what does that even mean everyone's going to come too fast that's what I'm saying oh okay everyone how many people are participating everyone's going to come this is the white swap from not the three oh okay okay okay okay
11:57 the no matter who we swap we're not we're not going to laugh stively yeah puts us on patreon no no we can't this is tough bro no this is going to be on the front page of the channel this should be the channel trailer we should make this the Chanel I haven't been this uncomfortable in a long time stop thinking about ████ your sister okay so imagine are all gross that's the right answer Joe that's such a good answer that's the right answer I guess you're back this one hey stop thinking about ████ your sister I I don't he's done that before M I have to think about it wait what's what's your warning for for Joe for Nikki yeah what's the warning uh uh uh I already gave him the warning much poker uniquely for Joe cuz
12:47 you know how he's going to approach the situation she doesn't lick ████ off top never ever ever no she will never ever ever s her to bum you I'll never ever ever get turned on then it's just doesn't work he won't be in the moon that's why you don't turn me on that's home room for him once we get to this table s███'s going to get weird it's a time to go there cuz we're 13 warnings warnings go ahead dude ████ this is awful it's only weird cuz Nick why is it Weir cuz me Bart's going to play he's already thinking of all his ANW b y Bart's going to give an actual answer that is like accredited by a universe full sale
13:40 dude if I had to swap a Bart that'd be the ████ weird what's your Waring for him because ████ Gio dude is like you know like she big sis oh wa that's why it's Gentleman's Agreement Gentleman's Agreement dude don't walk upstairs in front of Tiff cuz she'll put your her finger in your ████ ████ oh okay yeah you don't like that you've done that that's her thing do romantic that you can bring that up such a cute thing that you guys have I like that that's that's a unfortunately can't stamp her cervix is a weird one that was for cck what's the goo Pro tip the Geo Pro tip the warning I don't want to do this dude the red alert for Nick for Nick you guys I'm I'm not Nick look at me our bank account got frozen we need the ████ view dude ████ we need a ████ view hey we need
14:31 fresh hey you're right hey you're ████ right dude show them the socks dude show them the oh no you know what we should do Greatest Hits buy socks dude show SC dancing sucks Nick's ████ gay oh yeah let's do it Joe jerks off a lot Bart livs too much he's hot let's just do Greatest Hits no no no we got to ████ bring it we got to bring some new heat we need fresh new ideas everyone saying we're being failed how am I going to beat ████ Stamper cervix that's hard you don't have to beat it you just have to play in your own lane Nick okay Nick you have to believe in yourself what is the thing you know I can't do that what is it she cooks too good like what's the warning this this is Gio's to Nicks yeah what's the warning I would say it's like be careful I would say don't take anything personally whoa dude she abusive that's
15:23 ominous I think well I think she's uh I think she's she might seem like a porcupine on the outside but she's a teddy bear on the inside cool how do we get on the inside bro cuz that's the prompt I think I'm trying to figure that out too actually good luck good luck to you gentlemen aree May the best man win me what do you guys think yeah what's the warning here how do you get a porcupine turned on yeah ████ you don't want to get a porcupine hard though that's when they ████ you get my own wife dude come on give Bart realop think about ████ your sister Bart's got to whine and die in this ████ dude come on yeah she yeah Bart's got to get it in or else the world's going to ████ go blow up or something
16:14 it's like be careful she Canever who what is it Nick dude honestly like she's like I said dude we're ████ very vanilla we're very we're very basic you guys got a Bad Bunny that's pretty not not vanilla you guys go to concerts all the time yeah that's not vanilla is that that's a that's wild so receptive for that's a wild card we don't go to concerts his face look like bad Bud's crazy we'll do this video for a ████ hour no no Steve we'll do it for an hour I'm trying to think of a good walk cart I'm trying to think of like a good Pro tip it was a 17 I mean that would have been the pro tip if you like don't try anything creative yeah keep it keep it the HS the classics classic okay standard yeah yeah all
17:06 right don't look her in the eye okay don't look her in the eye she do like it really she doesn't like that look her in the eye okay ever okay you just got to let her do everything you just got to ████ sit there okay hope you take instructions well what do you mean like when you guys are eating dinner you guys don't look each other he's talking about during talking about making love dude don't even look at her he's trying to help you I thought doing Gentleman's Agreement yeah Gentlemen's Agreement gentle AG you guys need to look in the eye but if we have to I'm G put sunglasses on oh she like that she like that actually she like that okay my warning to you is you got to listen okay yeah make sure you listen wait you guys are swapping wait that's it yeah yeah yeah I'm out on your ████ make sure you listen listen got what does that mean
17:56 when like really listen when she's talking she'll talk about things yeah in the middle of sex no like in life I don't give a ████ about connecting with [Laughter] her I don't know I liked it though it's it wasn't about I thought we were just supposed to war keep going just keep going Joe finish your thoughts all right so she talks about stuff in life sometimes she'll tell four stories at once holy ████ and you have to follow and if you can't follow and understand you weren't listening so make sure you listen is that the same way you weren't listening to his prompt idea no I knew what it was but I just didn't understand that it was the TV show hey I also thought it was a TV show
18:46 listen the TV show sucks because this part is missing how come everyone else made it sexual I was I remember Dave Chael did a joke about the wife swap TV show and I thought we're just joining that keeping and every no we're innovating Joe we need the clicks the whole lifestyle of the wife's thank you night and day for once do you guys remember on WIP saw the guy the little Curtis was like chicken nuggets are my best friend they're like family don't throw away my chicken nugget yeah yeah yeah you guys remember that and like that it was like an organic lady right she's like she was throwing everything out she's the devil she's like not the cheese whz chicken nuggets is my family yeah yeah all right all right thanks boys I mean dude that was one of the hardest things so you would ████ Gio no I wouldn't yeah you would ████ Tiff and
19:38 you'd ████ Nikki and I'd be ████ nah hard hard oh no dude I'd be putting on my Timberlands and i' be putting on my gloves Nina would know that she would come home at the end of the day and she would endure this facade listen listen cheap show I'll say this that you're putting on for the click she knows that JK has money Frozen so she would endure sheit you know how she likes the SL she likes the slot machines with the hard hats she never SE hard hats the same way again tell you that and then you you would ████ Hannah I don't want to no no you would ████ Hannah Joe Joe would ████ smack I don't want to and then smack would eat Joe's
20:28 butt no she wouldn't that's what I heard she would she would pretend to be a chicken she definitely would she she can't even eat mild spices Joe's too spicy she can smell the wasab buy our socks buy our socks please
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