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Off The Record: Putting Adelia in the HOTSEAT!

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0:00 thank you [Music] that being said welcome everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys what we have in the hot seat today Adelia hey Daddy deals all right so you are in the hot seat what we're just basically going to ask you a bunch of questions and honestly we probably don't get as steamy as we should on this and it get and it starts really cold but then we turn up the temperature cool yeah but we got to work really hard to turn up the temperature today yeah she's gonna be difficult yeah we've been hot seeding her the whole day you're so open it's gonna be hard all right it's hard to make me embarrassed and we've asked so many questions already but to kick it off let's get the coldest question of it all from Bard okay if you had to describe asparagus to a blind person

0:50 how would you do that uh I I love asparagus I would say uh all right do you smell my pee right now this is not asparagus does straight from the piss he'll remember that I thought it was a vegetable holy ████ it's a smelly follow-up question to that I asked this and actually went pretty viral if you were to eat asparagus and then you squirted how would that smell and would it affect your squirt smell what did people say I don't it's it's it needs to be tried but it's working so square has elements of pee but it isn't pee so it's just other liquid yeah but like would your squirt smell from the asparagus you would have to be on like very just asparagus only diet though for

1:40 it to like truly have an effect dude I can eat like one piece of asparagus and I'm like Oh my pee smell yeah yeah no you can smell it yeah so um you do that case study on your podcast I feel like a lot of people yeah I drink a lot of water so I can't smell my own asparagus pee yeah I drink a lot of water I drink like a gallon a day and I still oh I don't even like asparagus that much I love veggies hate fruit love veggies I like veggies but not as birds so you uh just to get past the ████ asparagus let's go back sour come on so you were you were mentioning a question that you asked on your podcast about like a woman's body count yes but if it was just men that made you actually come what would your body count be four I think four four wow that's why celibacy easy I'm like I'm not missing

2:32 out on anything is it because you're hard to make come um yeah I've Had A vibe of Vibes are like oh that thing scares me like I know how to tell you how to make me calm like this guy who I was obsessed with he was broke as ████ [Laughter] I was like oh my God so wait did he make you come because it's still hitachi's I count that as him making come really yeah but like he's just Arthur with an Excalibur that's even easier and yeah listen that's the key yeah like listen to her yeah in general but like body count wise how many she just wants to know it's I'm trying to think because I don't want to say the exact number because I like I

3:24 lost count two girls girls and guys are just guys what what yeah what is yeah I have separate categories because girls I've hooked up with a lot of girls like oh I've been in like 40 year old orgies um so that's 40 at one step well I don't I mean I didn't eat everyone's vagina but I was like yeah is that like is your Camp I did like a train with someone like I don't know it was it was hard like here's the thing I've only had medium plus eating reviews from that org because I was so overwhelmed like how do I make her come if I'm like supposed to have a tit in my hand and a butt in this hand um there's a lot of people and there was no guys no it sounds like a sorority to me sounds sexist to me yeah yeah yeah I'm celibate what can I say is there one that you perform more if you're gonna do like group sex would you prefer more women or guys like I only do like groups

4:15 orgies with all women because like I just think men ruin the vibe I think so too I would agree you've got a thirsty ass ████ like man why is this too excited there or it's like a harem situation and he gets all the attention oh but I just will say my number for men less than half of a hundred I just it's somewhere don't make us do math no no it's better that way less than half of 100 way more gangsters yeah it's definitely less than 50 men what the exact number is I don't know but it's definitely less than 50. I never hit it for I think the Modern Woman yeah I think that's especially if you're like especially for the amount of one night stands I used to do yeah so going back to um asparagus

5:06 station uh for like so you and your pops don't have a good relationship no ████ him so he he's been very disapproving for the for a long time can you remember the last time where he was approving of whatever you were doing when I was interning for his company and he thought I was gonna take over his job but then he fired me because really whoa why'd he fire you so I told him I was going to a rave for uh New Year's Eve and I was going to be in Arizona for a few days how old were you told him uh 21 21 okay and then I missed a day at work which I told him I was going to miss and he was like you never told me if you're not going to take this seriously you're fired and then so I was like okay I'm fired cool I didn't respond to him um and then the next day he's like where are you I'm like you just fired me yesterday like do you have amnesia what's going on oh he didn't even remember I just I don't know if you didn't

5:57 remember or thought that he could shame me like I was like I thought you fired me I just I don't even oh like he was just talking ████ thinking that you wouldn't really it was a bluff call yeah and I say fired at this point I don't care about money that much so the first 20 years of your life it was amicable with your pups no oh no I never liked him for real yeah my friend kicking him because I told him I didn't want to be picked up and he was trying to pick me up so I kicked him and ran so yeah I'm starting early yeah yeah I I I have of my dad is when I turned 21 and he took me gambling but I think that's only a good memory because he gave me money uh so the associations yeah that's not Christian like he told you gambling yeah to teach her that gambling's wrong where I draw the line so her pops past you probably wouldn't cry huh

6:48 no it's like it would probably be a lot of different emotions it'd be like probably a lot of unresolved feelings coming up the stuff that like I'm still working on processing but even on Christmas he like sent me a car that was like um oh ████ like you're perfect the way you are or something and I'm like ah Bruno Mars said that yeah it's like I know you're supposed to be like I know you're doing exactly what you're supposed to be doing and I'm like really after all the years of trauma and it's crazy because I actually try to have a conversation with him I think it was before I even started sex work and I was like do you know what it does to me when like you call me a ████ and he's like you don't think you deserve to be called ████ that's exactly his response I was like okay Daddy chill yeah I feel like when he writes these gestures in a card it's just like empty gestures I

7:39 thought like I just think that like because he used to try to control me with money like if you do this I won't pay for things he doesn't pay for anything anymore so what he can't like I just think it's a lot of manipulation tactics and he he hasn't done any software and some new ████ yeah he's trying some that's my opinion trying to build a relationship now yeah what's what's your body count for guys you said I love you too oh that's a good question oh emotional body count that's a strong one one I think wow but you've taken ecstasy in one night on ecstasy I've told like 7 000 people I loved her I told him I love them I mean boys and girls you're telling everybody I swear to God any guy that was standing next to me they were like family I love them and we were like this ████ on Ecstasy but like I

8:29 you're like a brother you know like every single one I didn't feel like that a lot with Ecstasy but I feel that a lot more with mushrooms okay so how a lot of people describe their ecstasy experience as how I feel on mushrooms have you done Ayahuasca I have not oh we have a guy over here that works with a shaman wow she's a great guy okay so you mentioned that um because you were uh in a Christian upbringing yes you felt guilty about watching regular porn so you would often watch hentai or Japanese anime yes I did with the thing that's all I was gonna send them what were the things that you were watching how did you even find it what were the things that you were gravitating towards the squid stuff okay like octopus now I do have octopus actually no but um

9:19 identical point so my mom and dad told me what sex was like very young I don't remember why interesting uh oh I think I think it was just to avoid like any potential like sexual abuse so it's like I knew what would be happening to me like that was like my mom's angle and telling me really young and then I would I didn't watch like a lot of Disney Channel or did like Nickelodeon I watch Animal Planet and I remember seeing like they're like these two animals and like they're Australian accent like are mating and I was like what oh that's cool I was like so then I looked up I didn't know like what porn the name of it was and I looked up live sex and that's how I I Googled that um yeah so then lifesex.com came up and then I would start and I would be and then I didn't know what was a sin at first and then I remember they started talking about it like I don't know a year like I was watching

10:11 porn pretty regularly didn't know what to do I didn't know how to masturbate but I was actually like hot is that yeah I kept watching it yeah that's crazy that the safe search was off on your computer as a kid yeah and then she just at home with her headphones you could just watch any like this disturbing thing that's insane yeah in her dad's history already all the links are purple no I knew how to I knew how to clear search history but um my problem was I used to click on all of the all of the pop-ups and then I just the computer completely crashed yeah hey we've been there yeah and I didn't get blamed for it no no because they since the computer completely crashed I couldn't even they it couldn't even turn on at that point they couldn't even see that it was pouring and I was just like I was that's the way to do it this is the way to do it yeah yeah so no one was also my brother like he did not get in trouble

11:01 at that point at that point it was mainly me he got trouble a lot like growing up and then I think he just got the ████ smacked out ████ smacked out of him where he's like he's like doesn't do anything wrong I grew up like that and then all of a sudden I'm like oh it's a little more fun to get in trouble um it's true yeah Christian childhood yep yeah ████ that cult I say that a lot I'm gonna get a lot of hate for that ████ that Christian so uh in terms of your only fans which obviously has uh based off the numbers you're saying it's very successful yeah what yeah congratulations what do you feel like is your like your Niche like the what makes you stand out or what's what are you super skilled at uh that I

11:53 wow but here's the thing talented no no men in real life hate it they're like ████ I gotta clean up this mess like they shame me for it on only fans all of a sudden for the first time ever men are like yes yes and it's like it's I'm not paying it's like it's squirt it depends on the kind of guy though yeah yeah that's true yeah because it's rare to like just naturally squirt or like yeah I naturally the first time I squirted I asked the guy is was that you he's like no that was you baby girl then he ghosted me but um it's supposed to be an ego trip here sounds so cool I've only had one squirter that was shocking because I thought she peed the bed wait so you have to do the asparagus thing though I know I need to try I need

12:49 I'll report back I just need to buy some asparagus and eat it and then report back so so we always we always ask these questions too when people uh have only fans come on here like we know that there's obviously the subscription-based model but there's also like the strictly like the DM like yeah my account's completely free I have over 265 000 subscribers I'm one of the most followed people and only fans let's go yeah that's amazing so can you tell us some of the most wild and zany stories of people that stayed in your DMs or requested certain things or for how much I love the small little shrimp dick things that they're like humiliate me cat does the same thing do they send you a dick pic and say talk ████ to it yeah they're like they like put like a clamp on their little shrimpy and they're like please humiliate me and

13:39 I'm like oh I've been waiting to get my anger out I've been waiting for this it's a clap like they they put a clamp on it or something oh yeah why do they put a clamp on oh and there was one oh my God this guy this this was like it looked painful but he put a cigarette in his pee hole like a lit one well it wasn't lit but it was a cigarette in his pee hole and like so they they're mutilating their dick yeah and it's like they just they want they want you to humiliate them they want you to tell them you're worth they're worthless like I just but also I I love getting dick pics it's like one of my favorite things about only fans and I specifically like the ones like they'll draw like little dick art or like it'll just be like yeah like ever literally when people draw descar and I'm like oh my God I am so excited by this because it's like they're funny and they have a cool

14:30 looking dick like it's looking like a shades on it yeah a scar on it no actually there was one guy who was like I don't know how to draw but he put a bow tie on his dick and I was like I love that ████ it's just so funny it's a gentleman yeah you have a life-size drawing of Joe's dick in this room somewhere size it was you have to scale it perfectly okay see like each deck is Dick is like and even if I'm not like sexually actually yeah I mean there are some that are a little frightening but I would say they're they're not the majority what would you say is like the regularity of you getting like shrimp dick humiliate me type of uh messages and then what are you charging for that ████ how much do I charge for that I think if it's just uh like I have to because I have all that ████ written down because like off the top of my head but um it's different

15:21 stuff on the menu yeah there's like they're gonna stop on a menu but I'm pretty sure it's ten dollars if they want like a just like typed out one and then if they want a video of me actually giving them a dick rating it's like 20 or 30 or just something like that I'd have to again look but then if they want me to be like saying their name and like doing all do a rap freestyle yeah yeah like it would just be a lot more like the more thought that's behind it the more it is geez you have your menu on you can you do a DubStep track about my dick and rap about it please hey now you could just use Chad gbt for sure like oh my God you don't even have to think you don't have to ride it out wow that's so big dang that's the moment when like only famous people or anybody who like get those requests can AI their own voice to just respond to these

16:11 things you could play AI an entire whole person beginning to end oh yeah yeah because they're doing deep fake even the content yeah all of it remember that one influence I 20 dollars more to have me actually like be naked 25 recent private nudes for my camera roll which I do actually take like nudes almost every day and then um fifty dollars girl girl dildo action 75 squirting a hundred uh all whole stuffed and ████ uh with a joggy with strap on and then I have a lot more content too like the sex tape for example I don't like to send it um I only like to send it to people who are requesting it so I can charge more because it's like that is special like I only have that video or like it's a secret menu yeah it's like a secret menu yeah it's the Tomahawk Steak

17:02 wrapped in gold full foil dude um but and also like the all whole stuff it's like a lot more because my ████ just rejects butt plugs and now so it's like that's also special content oh it doesn't do it oh it just shoots it back shoots it back out like and it's painful oh so you gotta take that off the menu girl well no I I have a lot of those videos oh logged out I have a lot of videos with all the whole stuff but that's just why it's more expensive this is like your highly requested what is your staple like you know how you know in and out has like the double double that everyone gets or whatever like what's what's your what's your best what's your name what's your best seller yeah what's the thing that they always get is it like to talk ████ to my dick uh I get a lot of a lot of things like oh I mean it like I I have 265 000

17:54 subscribers like I get a lot of different kinds we're talking about when you look at your analytics and you're like this makes the most money um I mean the boy girl makes the most money because it's so rare but I don't have a lot of that like the sex tape so yeah like the sex tape that I have makes the most money Joys make a lot of money like jerk off instructions girl girl makes a lot of money and then he likes DIYs uh dick rates make a lot of money and I mean the sporting does make a lot of money too but it's like to actually squirt it's like you know like usually girls put on a performance when they're masturbating it's like if I'm squirting I'm not putting on a performance I'm actually trying to come so I can squirt you know but like those also like they're they're very very requested so yeah I mean I guess those are all my top things what's what's the most expensive request that you declined and you're like I'm not doing that oh my god I've had quite a few have you had a Saudi

18:45 Arabian Royal tell you to poop is there a price or is that a no no matter what well here's the problem is it's against only fans terms of service privately yeah you can't do that oh wow a lot of pee content I used to love because I pee a lot like why wouldn't I sell my pea content and then um yeah they take that down so it's like I can't do poop I mean there was someone asking me to like like ████ myself on like a basketball outside with a dildo and it was just like very bespoke I'm not do they want you to wear a basketball jersey too it was just like a lot of crazy stuff like like it was so specific down to like the second of what they wanted and I'm like there's no way I'm gonna like this is like memorizing a script I'm not gonna do that even if it was a thousand dollars I didn't care oh yeah oh geez

19:36 yeah we are unfortunately at the end of the video and you obviously are so open and willing to share you don't have to answer this question in the answer but just in the context what is something that if we asked you about this thing you would be embarrassed to share about it I used to be a Republican you'd be embarrassed about that yeah so so you you're anti-republican views right now yeah well that's not so embarrassing to say you use that's like everybody no no I I had to delete oh you were hardcore whole Facebook when did when did it stop after Arizona because I mean yeah Arizona made it a lot worse Arizona everyone was like pro-trump oh you voted for Hillary what a ████ ████ like it was crazy so

20:28 then all of a sudden I started um actually doing research and not just uh watching Fox News and I'm like oh actually a lot of Republicans are ████ stupid um so yeah acid yeah [Music]

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