0:00 [Music] stop all talks of politics and anything really important we got some actual ████ going on let's go this is where mine should be what is it and it's in wichita kansas wichita oh i met some guys from kansas the other day yeah three of them or five of them uh they're really nice and i didn't know white people and asians were friends like that what do you mean there was a group of i think like three white guys three asian guys i'm like that's kind of cool oh i don't know maybe i thought in kansas i thought in kansas they would be like get out of chiang chong whatever in pink but then they're actually like friends so is it the missouri side kansas or the kansas side kansas i don't know i'm just ignoring myself the only thing i know about kansas is from ozark they have the kansas city mob but you got to watch out for those guys
0:50 because they don't want darlene to be selling their heroine yep darlene darlene snail exactly did you finish it oh no no i still got a couple episodes all right i've been finished that talk about that later that's all i know breakdown episode i got to get back on it it's so good ozark's a great documentary so here's what's happening in wichita kansas police are searching for and may have even identified a serial ████ must be the kansas city mob it's a woman who is caught on multiple cameras at different beauty stores ████ onto wigs oh so inside the store she would go on wigs during business hours during business hours she'd go into the store she would she would take wigs and just ████ in them and everyone's just standing there like what are you doing well they wouldn't know until she
1:40 was shooting so when you try on the wig you'd be like oh my gosh it's a little poo poo head it's a little warm on my head i don't know okay she's taking it to the bathroom and pooping on them she doesn't take it to the bathroom just s████ on them whether it's where they're sitting yeah but are people like what are you doing yeah because you think about the process that's why she strikes you know in with the cloud of darkness or something she's confident when she walks in there she's like oh look at these wigs you need to know the legit she probably has another one is like looking at it while she's ████ in one and then she's like oh yeah they thought at first that maybe she was taking it to the bathroom because they were out of toilet paper or something but is there a dressing room for wigs no like a wigging room so like when you see different shelves like a beauty supply and like let's say some of the shelves have wigs that are more in the back or something and she's taking a little stroll she just grabs the wig takes a dump puts it back as quickly as that i'm assuming she's
2:31 not wiping oh no she is wiping uh with the wig she's probably got one loaded would you want she just keeps doing this and so the police in that area uh they were they on their facebook they posted like a a search for her and they called her public enemy number two that's good and they also named her the pooper trader yes and uh hopes that someone could find her her timing must be good because she's got to be like like just sitting in the car or something like all right i feel like that's yeah it was me i would have to like drop it like 7 30 a.m on the dot every morning it's like if i'm gonna poop on a wig it needs to be at 7 30. i'm going to shoot blanks like at what point in her life did she probably been doing it for a while then no it's not that weird no way it's not that weird well it's not weird i think that you should do it on stuff yeah dude remember
3:21 uh mtv true life like i'm addicted to pooping on wigs or something like that or i'm in love with my car yeah dude people are weird man wait that was a real episode moving on wait oh no i just i mean there's a dude that had sex with his car oh yeah the tailpipe and the other the some chick that love to eat styrofoam or cotton or something right like girls yeah the one that likes to bathe in bleach and all that weird stuff it's crazy there's one that like to drink his own pee and he would do it he owned a machida he would have a cheetah he would he would pee in a neti pot and then like drink it that way through the number that way sometimes did that no not leona leota did on record drink his pee though he's a famous mma fighter that used to drink his pee does that mean his brothers and his dad does it too i i think there's a video of him i think it's called urine therapy you're in you're in therapy or whatever yeah i'm a
4:12 little low can you spot me i don't know what a fair prize is but i'm gonna unfollow his brother shinzo yeah because he teaches karate for mma i like it i like seeing his stuff but they're not anymore on the facebook page for the police they said thank you for all your calls and reports but it is not amber heard we have confirmed that so they're just using this to make a bunch of poop jokes they just have a really good sense of humor places that are not cali yeah no dude the uh the uh like all the state agencies are like on social media now like likes like state pds chps and stuff like that because i have to follow them all and they're like cracking jokes on people like putting people on blast like hey next time don't drink and drive maybe you'll be alive or something like that dead dude i mean i made that part yeah the guys on the cement all bla bleeding tell them jokes and ████ can
5:02 you imagine being the social media manager for the police department like you're like dude they're wild they're having fun with it i think you have to though right because all the dark ████ you have to like yeah they gotta soften up their pr yeah a little just take a photo of a dead suspect and go was not available for questioning freeze [Laughter] my cousin lives in the bay and he was uh just looking for part-time jobs and he was going through like the san francisco like city listing and if you're a poop picker-upper because they have such a poop problem it's 70 g's a year ooh that's a good job you just go around yeah how much do you got to pick up so much poop all over the city yeah human ████ yeah 70 g's a year to pick up poop it got so bad that they made an app that
5:53 tells you where ████ is oh brown maps why would you send me your location if you're like is it is it like you walk around and then if you see ████ you just have to add it and so other people know where it is yeah kind of like yeah you think it is that it's like there's a car accident yeah still here there yeah yeah clear yeah yeah it got really bad because there was a point where i think uh they they like researched that they were only within the san francisco city there were only like two or three places that a homeless person could actually legally take a ████ because everything else they were like nobody wanted them in their businesses or in their bathroom even as a just regular pedestrian going around san francisco there's never any public bathrooms right like the only time you can use it is like you go to a restaurant or something that's why homeless people are like okay i'll just ████ here then i've seen a homeless person ████ in front of me before i've seen a homeless restroom that's freaking
6:44 rough a homeless restaurant yeah they make because they have nowhere to go they make their own money the whole restroom is just homeless down the mountain like a twilight made out of cardboard box yeah my uh so my friends bought a property and we went to go clean it up and it was it was an encampment for homeless people and so we kicked them all out and then um we started looking around they made a bedroom like in the front door of the store and then on the side there was this little cardboard hut we opened up the hut and the wall and then the floor is literally probably like a good like five gallons of just poo um holy ████ yeah and it's not like like you know you can like look at your poo and see if you're healthy or not they were not healthy like it was like goop it was like you ever had a frosty dairy dessert at wendy's yeah it was like not anymore right how did you guys clean all that out um we cleaned everything except for that
7:34 part um what did you do you hired someone yeah wow we paid the person some random dude lived behind the gas station next door um to watch their gas station but uh we paid him freaking 20 bucks uh to clean the poop and he's like okay and he freaking did it for 20 bucks 20 bucks because that was a normal homeless guy like not a pooper homeless guy is that is that 20 bucks is that where you ended up after haggling or you offered him 20. he was 20 and he was like okay matt was like dude he was like 80 and you went nah 20. okay he's like and i'll give you 15 off of here what a deal you guys are good guys i'll give you a discount yeah it was weird how they devised it so like they had these cardboard walls and then um there's a bunch of toilet paper just being there's no trash can there's no toilet so there's a pile of toilet paper
8:24 and then to like to like make it so the poop didn't rise up too high they pooped on piles of clothes but once the pile closed too full they would move it and they put another pile of clothes um where they could poop on interesting that's like that's exactly like that's exactly the video i just showed you guys yesterday oh really oh that guy pooped on his own sweater yeah there was a guy ████ on his own sweater outside of my studio and then after he ████ on the sweater is his sweater was like full of just a big amount of ████ well he picked it up and he slung it into the street and it landed on all the cars man i'm not donating clothes no more dude i thought they were using it they're just ████ on it i'm here buying clothes from goodwill i'm like huh what are these stains looking weird they're sick sweater though brown tied up 15 it's not bad dude that's how first of all how did you kick the homeless people out what did you say to get them to leave just tell them to leave they're they're pretty civil yeah
9:15 they know it's like hey this is this is this is not your problem you gotta go they're like okay you have to do it a few times but like uh they're pretty resourceful their bedroom that they made they found a mattress somehow they found like an old like politician sign and they used it as a canopy they tied at one end with a string the other the other end they ripped off a telephone cord because there's a pay phone and they tied it in such way where they provided shade and then they found a dresser somewhere and the dresser was filled with a bunch of random crap but it was literally that a dresser a bed a freaking canopy did they take anything with them um probably the valuables um the stuff they left behind where you didn't they're smart though i've seen uh someone flip a shopping cart over and then that was a grill oh yes wow i was driving somewhere in la just yesterday and they had these huge tents under the freeway and they had like a i know but they had like a monster tent right but then you could see inside of it they had like plants
10:05 inside of the tent and everything like that i was like damn they got like a greenhouse and everything is in a by angel stadium there used to be this uh this this homeless encampment in fact there was a there was a government for them they had a leader a president of the encampment and they would negotiate with the city of anaheim and then um if there was crimes or anything they wouldn't talk to them they would talk to the leader and so that's fire dude yeah dude they had negotiations and then so they cleared them out and they they had to negotiate with the leader before they cleared everybody out it was on the riverbed it was nuts dude it's a whole government [Music]
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