0:00 so here's the reason I brought up the Paris limic it's this bed that's the reason why you laughing at the bed bro that's the athlete Village shs yo that's a what is this lenium fan $20 fan D why are you why you dunking on [Music] this so uh the Paris Olympics are coming up they got some uh I like the Olympics but I end up watching please sorry interrupting you what what what's your enthusiasm so like I'm always hyped at the idea of watching the Olympics so you watch the opening ceremony you're like this is great and you're like I'm going to watch all these Sports and you never f are you a big fan of opening ceremonies though yeah it's fun what's one that you've enjoyed the Beijing one was cool why what did it have cuz he's communist Chinese and I think they did one in
0:51 Japan didn't they didn't they do one in Japan they've never done one in Japan you didn't answer his question not one time I just like the all the the cultural stuff they had that was cool the light show at the beginning the Chinese one or they had uh they had a bunch of Tao drums out there or was it Japan I don't remember but it was like a drum ceremony and they had like a light up it was cool I just thought it was it was in 2008 I think right yeah that's a long time ago there's been a couple more after that yeah but that was the one I remember the most remember the one with Daniel Craig and the queen that was clinical I don't remember that that was an opening ceremony which Olympics was the one where they had like a big Ring Of Ice And they're just 1972 yeah figure skating that's so 1972 Alhambra how about the one with the the guy with the arrow on his you know fire arrow and he shot it and it went over and then bom lit the tower up that's tight that was in the 1700s I think that was a
1:42 movie I think that was The Hunger Games actually 195 okay you sound like you're beaing on price right5 you think they ever missed the arrow shot probably if he did it'd be a disaster wait is it live or is it pre-recorded and then they make it live no no it was live oh ████ everybody was there and he just like d one dude with the classes cuz do they still do the thing where they P they literally pass the torch all they do but nobody watches that anymore wow except for my dumb ass and then the last guyo it they pass it around the world they start it withit Athens Greece is that where they start the lighting and then they go all the way to where the Olympics are no CL how did they cross the oceans does someone got to sit there on a boat for a couple months I think on a SEO yeah yeah wait so what why did they have to start at Greece is that just how it
2:32 always is I don't honestly I could be wrong I don't even know if that's where they start but I just thought they started where the Olympics was like they just light the torch it makes sense they started in Greece though it makes sense right isn't Greece is one of the first that's where the Olympians were I guess I don't really know I'm just I'm just taking a guess did you know that um ever since Beijing none of the Olympics has made money like it's been a big yeah it like ruins every place that hosts it yeah but it used to be a good money maker for a lot of cities well Lo cuz the local economy gets heavily stimulated yeah a lot of people come in and all that but then now it's been like all these cities that are like we're getting the Olympics right they blow hell of money to build it back up and make it cool and then like it's not producing they end up just blowing money one of the wildest Things to seen all the overgrown Olympics like stadiums
3:22 that they built from like 20 years ago and ████ it's like damn they spent s████████ of money they don't even use this that's why they're pledging for the LA one to use only existing structures like don't build new ████ they're starting to clean up a lot of stuff oh they're incinerating loads of homeless people yeah probably a good thing we should have Olympics every day we need to stop building stuff in the LA General they need to fix the road oh wow use that money for the road the potholes y dude it's crazy wait are you saying tax money goes to building the Olympic the tax money is going to Ukraine but what I'm saying is it needs to go to the street it's going to the homeless people I saw G new they need to stop feeding them stop feeding them stop feeding them period stop feing they pick food off the trash can anyways just stop feeding them welcome to su's De Comedy Jam all right so here's the reason I brought up the Paris liing it's this bed
4:13 that's the reason oh what that's why you laughing at the bed bro that's the athlete Village rooms yo that's a what is this lenium with the ████ fan $ F duning on why are you why are you dunking on it is that prison it looks like it it's like a dorm so this is their this is the Olympic beds you mean for the athletes we're going to get the worst no springs or anything it's just a map it's cardboard yeah it's cardboard who can stay there the longest why don't they just stay at a hotel and it's like the size of like because there's too many people they're all this is what they're providing them damn bro it's a it's like a really it's almost the size of like a damn so imagine training your whole life for this huge event and then when you get there you're just like treated like that cuz they're supposed to get treated with you know some they're are they housing the Americans here though it's probably just like oh we're just going to leave these for the
5:03 tanzanians or some ████ like you know I mean here's here's the funny tan like holy ████ this is sick this is dope this is dope yo what if that's actually the homeless housing that they never ever were able to use oh no yeah it might this is actually nice let's just put him in here so you guys know the stories like uh you you've heard the tales that Olympic Village usually has like rampant sex can't ████ on that that's the point these are antix B I knew it yeah you can wait they did that for that stand up while you're ████ you can you can ████ anywhere yeah that's an that's not going to stop not buying it dude hold on Ryan they're athletes they can figure it out yeah that's true if they can handstand on you're telling me you can't do a doggy style there right well it's meant to collapse under the weight of two people well then they can ████
5:54 somewhere else but what if it's one heavy person that's stupid you could put that match on the floor you know out don't the NBA guys play at the ████ Olympics you could ████ standing up this could get rough dude this could get crazy there's going to be outrages dude they're going to boy NBA guys probably don't stay at places like this right oh yeah true the hotel SE that's crazy yeah so that's really what these are called they they're calling them anti-sex beds to uh and I don't the funny thing is I was trying to find an article that that specified why they need to be anti-sex yeah dude there must be some crazy stories and there are but I don't is that detrimental to an athletic performance do they not want to ████ are they like oh damn ████ no they they're so good at it that they destroy hotel rooms is what I'm finding out I honestly think it's a tactic it's a tactic yo we're going against this
6:44 country tomorrow so I need to send out two of my prostitutes two of these guys oh you think it's prostitutes no I don't necessarily think it's prostitute but I think it's just like they send them out to these guys H and then they're tired after they ████ bust cuz that's true or did both of them buff yeah probably not H just one the athlete but usually cuz they say they're not supposed to be like you know Fighters you're not supposed to be oh so it's like the boxing thing so you can have energy and strength but you know once you ████ and you bust a nut instantly you're like oh tired man no motivation no motivation listen to the nofap guys so I think it's a tactic you say sorry I'll get you next time yeah you say sorry sorry the the um I guess the the idea is that most of the uh Olympians are they're ████ each other yeah absolutely there stories of
7:35 like hot tub ories and like massive they ████ good I heard they ████ hard yeah they're train they're good shape everyone's got abs maybe ████ Peak Performance is this a way to like avoid the distraction of that like why would they need to nah people are going to find their own way you're going to you're going to see videos of Olympians ████ in the streets probably that's what they said that's honestly what they said what if it's reverse psychology and they're like trying to suppress it even more to make them want to even more yeah make it more hard to to have sex and then they want to ████ more they want to encourage it just like when my mom is like hey um you can't no doors closed and I'm like oh really okay cool I'm going to I'm definitely going to bang this truck yeah yeah that's what I think that's the effect though when you try to suppress something more it happens even crazier yeah that's I guess you're right who knows who knows but then you look did they give a reason to why they want
8:26 to make those beds not it well they just said it's an anti-sex bet but they're not explicitly saying what the detriment is that an athlete has sex during the Olympics I don't see why that's negative I don't see why that's a negative do you think the sex all of the athletes are ████ no maybe maybe not the shot put lady I don't know shot or maybe they're the they're ████ the hardest I think so yeah I like the the Uglies are the are the ones that are ████ I mean if you think about it like if if you really think I've never worked with Olympians that are ████ but like they're uh if you think about it there's a lot of tension that needs to be released there's a lot of people at the Peak physical health of their bodies that like everything's so attractive nervousness you're band camping basically yeah but also two is like say your event is at the beginning of the Olympic Games you still got maybe a whole month or a couple weeks to just
9:16 like you have time have fun and just kick it I was listening to One podcast about this uh wrestler and he was in the Olympics and he would say that they would always have the Olympic Village and they have all the food eateries like all McDonald's everyone from all over the world would go to McDonald's get a gang of cheeseburgers pack it in their suitcase and bring it back to like Iraq where like everybody McDonald's line was always the craziest and they would just give out condoms to people too cuz they knew they would be ████ all the time mcoms MC maybe not McDonald's but like the Olympic condoms yeah they say the cleanup they say the clean Up's pretty nasty wow what but I mean it makes sense cuz they're like all young exactly aren't they all like college age or younger younger yeah college or younger yeah most of them most of them yeah well it's not if they're all the same age they're the same it's like high school BAD Camp
10:08 you're a bomb thrower my [Laughter] friend he's only Critical Hits this guy seriously good I mean that sounds fun not going to lie you're you're ████ athletic dude your stamina yeah you're like at the peak you're imaculate and it's young right yeah you got great body I don't think anyone's past like late 20s and some of these athletes have never left their country there are some older people in the Olympics but uh but that's another thing is that a lot of them it's like some people have this misconception that people that get to Olympics are all like pretty well off or something nah dude no way dud no way after they're done with their Olympic yeah after they're done with their Olympic Games they're probably going to either get ready for the next cycle or they're going to be like I'm retired time to get an office job and also everyone's probably like high emotion High excitement high like anxiety they need to ████ to relax like who you think
11:00 is cleaning up the most what sport is just probably speed skaters ████ long jump I don't know I I think that I think gymnast I would say gymnast gymnasty I would say like long jump long jump isn't it confirmed that like NBA players like basically chicks throw themselves at these that's absolutely that's absolutely like the that's the obvious I was like a kid when I learned that will Chamberlain's body count was in the thousands exactly and I and I was like no ████ that's insane well plus it's harder to Target guys because they have masks on the whole game but NBA guys everyone knows who they are the name on their and like aren't they like the easiest to for infidelity like all of them will cheat yeah yeah yeah they all over the stories seem to say that yeah like if the great one the freaking Kobe did it then exactly no one's safe but
11:50 yeah anti-sex beds you should get one you should get one for home my bed is already an antix [Music]
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