0:00 those are the things I used to say all the time but now I'm like married into a Filipino family oh yeah all the words I'm learning now are so boring you don't say those you don't say those at Family gather I'll say things like but like that's different what does that mean say like a Chinese [Music] guy welcome back to a super dman episode of the careful boys where we are here with the man the myth the legend jar so you just uh released a comedy special I did I did I put special on YouTubes how do you put it all together how do you do one of those things uh we I got a production company and then taped it in Vegas and just we did two shows and then uh edited it for like 10 months wow wow 10 months it takes that long to edit I
0:51 don't we might just be hella slow cuz I didn't give them a deadline 10 months as hell I mean are they Filipino production company oh they're the Whites Whites and you didn't give whites a deadline I know but but I wonder if it actually took 10 months or they just pushed it and like forgot and then on the ninth month there you reminded them and then they did it and it took them like 3 days to finish it it was It was kind of it was a little bit on me so it was like I would the editor would give me the first The Rock cuts of both the shows okay I spent a lot of time with it like being really picky about each thing and I think it might have been me just giving so many like passes back and forth yeah so does it how does this work you have to like come out of pocket to record and then you put it up somewhere and then you get the money back but like how does the
1:41 money part of it work yeah pretty much sooney baby I did it all out of pocket back in December of last year and then now it's like I would say for YouTube specials some of the money is from views but a lot of it is just from touring like hoping that it gets enough exposure that so just marketing yeah exactly but when you do your special though what people are expecting that same special no cuz you got to do a whole new one now so now so the nice thing about it taking 10 months was I had that 10 months to work out a whole new hour oh okay yeah yeah well that's good then yeah is is that like how you would do it again when you have to do it again then so when we were when I taped it I was like let's put it out in like 2 months cuz I just want to like put this out already okay but looking back it took me this long to come up with all that new stuff so I'm glad that it worked out that way like artist ████ though you know what I mean
2:32 it's like same thing if somebody gives me a deadline for like a project as an artist I'm going to take all the way up till that deadline exactly whether it's a week or like two years exact like I'll be I'll be finished after that two years he told me a week be done that's just how it is right so same thing if you did end up I heard that's a ADH trade is that right probably both I feel like it's just a creative thing think it's a gay trade I I was reading some ████ about these uh there's like these Engineers right and then the ones that are like ████ Geniuses they're like Master procrastinators but it was the way that their brain operated where um they're still working but they don't actively work on that project they're still like researching getting inspiration doing all these things and then the first group of like more like of the punctual
3:22 on uh Engineers were like working on this project like meticulously from point one this other group was just kind kind of like hanging out having coffee whatever and at the last minute they just ████ pull some crazy ████ but it's like the way that they're taking it in and still working on the project but not actively like sitting down on with a pen yeah they're still like working on it though and I feel like a lot of creatives could be like that it's yeah it's kind of like when you're like in the shower and you come up with an idea I feel like that's I I work really well doing that so maybe that's why it takes so long take a lot of show showers a lot of walks but it's like I I like to spend some like quote time off where I'm like working creatively damn but also I I do benefit like there's Seasons where when
4:13 the special was about to come out we set like a few weeks to just like grind things out and get it done that's tight but I feel like I'm pretty slow though creatively takes me a long time to like do stuff do you ride a lot too or is it most of it's just you just throw ████ out on stage and see what works yeah I little bit both like cuz since it's a like if I write a whole song then I have to like sit down and figure out the lyrics but my favor is just getting up there and like riffing with the crowd yeah what's what's your process like do you do you just do that do it live shows and then that one worked and then you you go I'm going keep that one yeah so like cuz like right now for example one of the new things um I tried like a month ago it was just about me and my girlfriend want to have this conversation about the dudes that she slept with in the past those are the best
5:06 conversation I'll be like don't ████ tell me you a virgin dude you pure ████ I'm the only one you've ever had but so then I wrote a song about that and I was like I wonder if people are going to relate with this at all and in my head I was like I think this is funny to me if like all the guys had bigger dicks than me and so that's what the song ended up being about and I was like it was funny to see how hard the dudes were like laughing it made me realize like oh they've all had this conversation yeah but before that I don't know if I'm the only one so I go up with like literally had the lyrics on a piece of paper and like when I read the first line cuz people aren't just like laughing at the start of the song I literally I'm thinking like dude this is not good just sucks like I'm like looking down at it I'm like this they're not going to like this at all but then when I get the first laugh I'm like okay I might keep this I feel like creatively that's what
5:56 is the most rewarding too you put something vulnerable up like please don't stop of my project and everyone's like yeah like oh I like what I like how many times do you have to do it until you go yeah this one doesn't work oh man I did a song I did a song called uh God is chill as ████ for like two years you're really trying to push it I really was trying to push it and I was like and then I was like yeah you guys are right this one does suck do you feel like that does something to your psyche like you spend years trying to be like God it's show as ████ nobody likes it and then you keep on thinking about how your dick for sure was smaller than all of her exboyfriend 100 shows later you're like man my dick is smaller than all of her ex-boyfriends you start method acting
6:47 that sh like it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy I think I do think that is true in a some in some way like for example if cuz if you're doing a set you're it's still you like you're bringing out a part of you and I feel like I for example I'll hear myself say something offstage and like oh that's cuz that's how I say it on stage you I mean I'm trying to think of like a bit but anyway that's like me feeling a safe space here and being like Oh everybody here just says things like you're ████ and then I go out back to the dance community and then I'm like I canel for 100% well like cuz I know some acoustic our mutual friend Gilbert so like I I go to like church and stuff too it's such a night and day atmosphere so like I'll do a set on Saturday every night at a show everyone's like cursing whatever and I'll go to church it's sort of like you know Smiley light bright I have to consciously think in
7:38 conversations like I can't have you ever thought about going to church and seeing that God is CH as ████ there yeah that might K just the wrong crowd for the last two years um so like actually my pastor one of my pastors came to the show and I did it for him there he was like yeah I don't know if you liked it or not though like I never knew you were a Blasphemous perpetuator of the devil oh so you're a succubus what's the premise on that God is chill as ████ what's your perspective cuz I got baptized like guitar yeah here I got baptized 2019 but I was like struggling with okay like I come from like this comedy background I'm not just cuz I got baptized I don't think I'm like perfect or anything so I was like my the image of God that I grew up with was more like shameful like if you do
8:29 something bad is this but when I got baptized I was like I think he's more chill than that so like he's way more cool he's he's way more chill yeah so it's basically like just a really chill like God character yeah I know I think it's hard to do religion and politics stuff and if you could do that ████ good then it's like it's just I think it's just too touchy I think I think like it's weird I think the way that people accept it is in very specific like boxes right now and if it's hard to like mix it I'm trying to figure that out still cuz I want to talk about that stuff but I haven't figured out how to actually there is one bit in the special where I no but it's in the special you got to watch it where can they find it YouTube on YouTube on YouTube Lally dropped 13 days
9:20 ago jedy Guzman YouTube channel YouTube channels did that open up any more like business or industry talk after you guys dropped it like people like oh dude let's bookie for this yeah it's been cool like more so through Instagram or Facebook like people I'll see like a bunch of um just random people like discovered me through that through a clip specifically Asian guys can smash I have a song called Asian guys can smash yeah and I saw like Justin Bieber's old manager liked it oh ████ but yeah scooter yeah I looked at like it's like cuz I wanted to be a musician like as a kid you know so it's kind of crazy to think like wow the thing that got me notied was Asian guys can smash that's hilarious and it feels good cuz that's a song I'm proud of you know cuz we can ████ Smash Dude speak for yourself man you'll never
10:12 know it's 10 seconds of bliss so like that's funny when when do you feel like a next special like is is there almost like a rotation or a seasonal thing that you you feel works for you or how you want to kind of set up your independent career so to speak like as far as like stand up and touring or and yeah and then specials and then like how that might like be almost a yeah no that's a good question cuz I think since this is the first special I've had where I'm like burning an hour of material I don't know how long it's going to take me to come up with the new hour but ideally like this next year I'll be working out all the new stuff and then record a special at the end of next year and then put it out 2026 so it's kind of like this cycle of work on the material record it work on the new material put
11:03 out that special that way twoe Seasons yeah exactly d That's crazy but even though I say that out loud I know it doesn't work out that way you know I know like there's maybe there would be like an acting thing or something or something else in between life yeah exactly so what would be like a dream situation A Dream situation I I love like projects I get super bored like doing the same thing for super long so it' be cool to do like a movie or like an acting project and then do like standup for a year do like a music project for a year and like bounce around and stuff triple threat sing dance no you probably can't dance act you probably can't dance basketball comedy you probably dance I like how you KN right away you didn't look at me you look my entire body I was like you
11:53 probably can't dance D this guy doesn't dance no I me I me I meant comedian that's that's what I I think he could dance you for sure dance it's inate I never met a Filipino that can't yeah they usually kill those at Birth it's like a Spartan B that's why yeah dude you know the Keith the go wears huh no that's it I know I know what do I I know ████ okay I I haven't I haven't brushed up in a long time Baka is one of my favorite and then there's uh is it Mahal Mahal what's Baka it's like gay oh I should but it's like derogatory know is I love you right mahak I love you bangang I the classic like it it's like son of a ████ right of it's basically
12:45 the yeah it's like the equivalent of my my best friend in fourth grade was Filipino so I was like surrounded by it those are the things I used to say all the time but now I'm like married into a Filipino family oh yeah all the words I'm learning now are so boring you don't say you don't say those at Family GA I'll say things like but like that's different what does that mean say like a Chinese guy yeah that's just like penis and vagina penis and vagina is there a national language PE I know PE like the goog's the most common dialect yeah yeah isn't there like hundreds or something a lot yeah there's a lot it's crazy to think that there's people that can't even understand each other from Island to Island yeah my dad and my mom actually had slightly different Di she said like when he went into his dialect she didn't know what he was saying damn are you fluent no no I'm
13:37 like so I was born there I lived there for one year and then moved here but both my brothers moved back like at 16 no no sorry when they're in college and so they're fluent but do do you like understand it like your parents still speak to you oh I understand you just respond in English exactly yeah you know ████ Vegas has a insane Filipino population I didn't realize cuz I just went to go vote it goes English Spanish and the third one was to goic I was like that's the third one PR sick I thought it be like Chinese or some ████ I'm that's crazy that's where I take the special was in Las Vegas over I take the special in Las Vegas cuz when I knew I had started my tour there like in 2022 and it like sold out super quickly I was like oh there's hell Phil W good at analyz all the card dealers are Filipinos there all the card dealers are
14:27 Filipinos that's exactly it's it's a it's the ninth Hawaiian island and in the hotel managers yeah yeah there's Filipino dude all Casino workers hell Casino workers and stuff like that there's a lot of just Filipino workers in general out there yeah yeah most if you go to the hospital I mean it's exactly like here hey JR didn't you get Gilbert's dad to open up for you or something like that what in in Atlanta dude in Atlanta Atlanta he introduced me he brought me on stage oh sick dude so I I had him come to the sound check and he did like a whole speech he did the um the testing 23 death speech 2 3 it works Gilbert's dad is ████ hilarious cuz he's like Gilbert but just goofier but with a crazy Filipino accent and he's not doing bits it's him no he's bro he's he's a larger
15:17 than last wait and he's a comedian what does he do well he used okay apparently he learned how to do standup cuz he would speak at these corporate gigs for his job like Toast Masters Toast Master Style learn how to do like all these jokes yeah bro and he's ████ really funny in it so if you get a picture of Gilbert it's like Rodney Dangerfield no seriously and he like he I remember uh Gilbert was telling me that he opened up for you yeah he did the the speech from a night's tale when he's bringing in the like Lancer what's it what's it called Yeah Yeah Yeah from the from the white dude where he's like a a nights tell like Heath Ledger ████ D spe that to bring me on stage I have a video of it somewhere what was his name ████ now you got it in my anyways anyway yeah yeah yeah but then also at So Random D at Gilbert's wedding remember he uhin took over the
16:07 speech that was he was telling these Catholic priest jokes that were just really funny for Gilbert's wedding yeah and it just really random so the fact that he was opening up with those jokes while he brought you out in Atlanta is ████ hilarious what's your favorite Filipino bit that like is like a real thing of mine yeah I don't know just General it could be anybody's I don't know if I have a famous bit or anything I mean I feel like Joe Koy does a really good thing about the D you know that about like the you don't use that yet man you ain't married in completely got oh you rinse your ass yeah ass but with like a bucket they call the bucket sometimes it's like an AM PM Cup oh yeah ice cream I don't think I need to ever bring that in it's actually quite nice is that the hose where they have it connected to the
16:57 toilet like a bedet it's a literal like 7-Eleven big go so how do you you pour it from your back down yeah but it has to be a 7-Eleven big go wait so how do you use it no there's like there's if you're civilizer there the one with the handle now but like you know I've actually never asked how other people do it do you wash wipe wash wipe wow damn dude I got the whole afternoon wash was wipe wipe wipe wash wash I would do wipe wash wipe yeah and then do you guys use the Big Gulp and go like from this and let it yeah you start you started your bullet and then you let it drop from of your spine yeah you open up your collar and then you pour it down yeah you just do get it right on your tail sometimes you just get your tailbone and then it just goes it's a
17:47 perfect little ramp I science does its thing so does every does that mean every Asian group has a different way of like rinsing their ass after they yeah Japanese is the best they use a ████ UFO to wipe their ass all I'm saying is a bedet is just so effective it's the best and they got ████ fans and heaters and ████ massages with that ████ cuz I don't even know what they used before cuz they've been doing that ████ since I was a kid like I think is like thousands of years old yeah they just had a guy who was just in Japan Takashi it's like the first hieroglyphic was a de Beday some of the toilets in Europe they'll have a toilet and then a separate B like a separate porcelain B for the longest time I never got it and I so I was like I guess I just pee in
18:38 that one oh did they have one at the Trump Hotel remember when we stayed in the street it was like this weird thing seem it it it's not intuitive for you to be like this is to wash my ass but that means you got to do this though all right you take a ████ right your pants are around your ankles and then you ████ do a little wobble a freaking UFO Catcher And and then you sit down on the next one and then but there's not even a seat it's it's almost like the to without the seat yeah looks like a water fountain and then the water is just a fountain so the water goes downward it's just not I don't know it's not user friendly it's not great who thought to combine them D that guy I hope he's Rich TOA Mr Toshiba Johnny Toshiba lineage of Toshiba that was like you know what my father did to get us here doing it better we used to have
19:28 to speed the water but now but see with the Topo you still get that yeah it's low Tech it's probably the best low Tech version yeah it reuse it reuses your 7-Eleven cup do you have one at your house a yeah and my well now we have the like it's like a a soft pink pale with like a handle on it that everybody has I still with the wrist wrap too you need a wrist wrap it's almost like a serving like thing for like when everyone wants juice cuz you have the spout you have better aim when it's just the round thing I'm like a ████ missing so now you're just hitting just water when you're a kid you're trying to do it and you just dump it in the toilet behind you and you're like well now I got to get up and go to the sink again you know what they should use a ████ plant waterer a plant water then the spout the spouts a little two specif okay okay
20:19 then then ████ you need you need spillage you need a little lemonade picture is smart that's smart I never thought of that that's or a tea kettle use a tea kettle tea kle yeah a little too classic be too hot or maybe get a camel back you just squeeze the bladder just throw the cord why don't you know just put a beer hat and just like get extra long cord yeah that's me my new merch there all these different thots dude if your merch was tha that's pretty sick yeah beer hat sick all funny just your selling 7-Eleven bigs do you have a favorite Filipino comedian that that that you like you grew up on or was it someone else that you're like oh this guy was inspired me so I would say like the first one I heard of was Rex hell yeah Rex was the legend dude and then people
21:10 ████ animated remember when they animated old internet yeah MH that ████ that that ████ that ████ SBC he was the guy where I was like whoa this I didn't know Filipinos did stand up comedy and then and then Joe is the next one after that yeah but dude Rex man Rex he's still tour he's doing shows I heard yeah I heard he's still out there in that ████ that ████ F this ████ F that ████ that's like that's like Napster comedy too BCC the packaging company is called SBC Packers cuz as you can see SBC he would he had all these like puns man that's like the first time I ever heard somebody using the Filipino accent like misconceived Words As the comedy
22:00 cuz like we did that internally but I never heard it go big and then I was like so proud of that yeah that's that dude was a champ that's TI then I saw Joe get a standing ovation on I think it was Leno I was like yeah cool and that was cool to see like that was the second time I had seen like Filipinos big and stand up oh that's dope that's dope they had stock footage of a standing o I just cut to it I'm I'm using his standing o in my special it's all like so studio audience
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