0:00 So I think I think if you have an addiction to porn >> Just jack off like crazy. >> to watch like Lois from Family Guy getting railed only. Like you got to you got to go crazy on this ████ You got to watch like hentai octopuses ████ >> But if it just changes their tastes. >> Okay, I take that back. Yeah, don't don't do that. Just probably OD on porn and then uh and let us know if that worked. >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We're going to um do another uh really really important life advice thing. And this is something that >> Racist. Racist. >> I know people are like struggling with this. And I know like all of us have probably hopefully struggled with this if you're not gay. Actually, if you're gay probably have too. >> I struggle with everything, man. >> What's um How do How do you get a How do you
0:50 How do you quit watching porn? >> Why would you ever quit? >> Because it's because it's out of control. >> Okay. >> Let's say you've hit a you've hit a point where you're doing too much. >> No, I probably did because I remember being like 14 and then you know how like meth can keep you up all night. So I smoked it to ████ jack off for 48 hours. >> You smoked meth to jack off? >> For 48 hours. >> And were you looking forward to it all day? You're like, "Ooh, I can't wait to get home and smoke meth and jack off." >> How many times did you ████ in 48 hours? >> I came till my dick was heaving and it nothing came out. >> coughing. >> It was like You know when your dick does that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, of course. >> Like that. Back then you probably saw the entire internet. >> Yeah, they didn't have that much, man. >> Yeah, holy ████ Just load just loading up on pictures, dude. Just jacking away.
1:40 >> what stopped you from wanting to do that every day? >> I've had relationships and girls were way better. They felt better than my hand. And then we start ████ like bunnies. >> But what about those those periods where like people in relationships need need to cut back as well because it's hurting their, you know, sexual drive or relationship with a woman. >> Unplug your laptop. >> That's the system. Unplug it. It's on your phone now, though. >> Do you Do you guys Did you guys have a cuz I'm just going to tell them to jack off more. So, like that's probably not a good thing. >> Oh, so your advice is to like max it out to you so you're tired of it? >> Yeah. >> Oh, I have one. So, my This is during um This is probably during one of the beginning beginning eras of me and Gio's relationship slash one of the dark times of our relationship. Um so, you know I
2:30 grew up ████ like in Monk Town, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Super religious, super repressed everything. So, I barely I don't got Asperger's. I barely even know how to communicate. Like I would say probably my first 5 years of hanging out with my homies, I didn't even know how to communicate I don't want to eat there. >> Wow. >> It's like so nothing, right? But because I'm just don't even know how to communicate like I have a disconnect with my feelings in my mouth. People will be like, "Oh, let's go eat whatever here." And in my brain I'm like, "Dude, we literally ate there 20 times again." And I I want to say no, but it's just easier just to go and just roll with it, yeah. >> Roll with it, right? >> Took a And then and then later on when I explained to the homies, "Oh, can we not eat there? Uh that's This place is kind of making me sick a little bit." Like, "Dude, why didn't you bring it up way earlier?" >> Yeah. >> Like they'll be tired of it, too. Or what It's like such a non-issue, but I
3:20 make things an issue. So, I already have Asperger's and I grew up in Monk Town. And um when me and Gio were first uh getting together, I think I couldn't explain or articulate the stuff that I would like sexually or intimately, I should say. And so, even though we would have sex, it was more of a physical act rather than like getting your jolly's off. >> Getting what you want, yeah. >> Yeah. So, it wasn't until one day Gio caught me jacking off in the backyard on a tree. >> She was like, "What? A tree? Were you like this? Like holding the ████ tree?" >> I was No, I wasn't holding the tree, but it would be like I just did So, obviously, I had a porn problem, right? So, I'm like jacking off, busting on you
4:10 know those lemon and ORANGE TREES. >> OH, BY THE DOG ████ I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. >> Are you Are you watching something on your phone? >> yeah. >> Okay, got it. THAT MAKES MORE >> OH, I THOUGHT it was I thought it was Arbor Day. >> And I had to time ████ out. So, this is when you start You know when you start going into the mind of a ████ like fiend? >> Yeah. >> And then you can catch yourself, right? You're like, "Yo, I'm waiting for a Geo to go take a shower every time." Then I run outside real quick, and I go behind this ████ tree. Now I got ████ my pants next to my ankles, trying to jack it real quick >> You pull your pants ALL THE WAY DOWN? LIKE A TODDLER taking a pee-pee? >> Yeah. Give you more room. >> So, I could go back inside like nothing happened while she comes out of the shower. "Oh, I'm just watching ████ Sons of Anarchy. Nothing to Nothing to >> Sweating. >> Breathing heavy.
5:03 >> And it wasn't until Yeah, she came out one time, and I'm like, "Damn, why is this ████ ████ cutting her shower short?" But she caught me outside busting on a ████ kumquat. >> Kumquat? >> And watching the phone. And I that's when I like let it let it all out. >> What do you mean, let it all out? You shrieked? >> All your ████ >> No, I think I was I think I needed to reach a breaking point where she also caught me at my lowest. Like, "What the ████ are you doing?" And I'm like, "I don't know. I just like, you know, when we do have sex, obviously, physically feels good, but I couldn't like like It was yeah, it was just like a outpour of everything that was bottled up. And then I think from that point on, cuz I think porn is actually like a um some sort of pacifier for a much bigger problem that you have.
5:53 >> Oh, okay. >> if you're with a partner that you really love, that you really like, and if you guys are like pretty sexually active, I don't think you really look to porn. It's more to satisfy like urges that aren't being met, you know? And then those things you can I think you can satisfy with your partner, but I wasn't just vocal or articulate enough. So it took all of that to make that happen. And then from that point on it was like there's really no need to >> Wow, okay. >> We were very articulate or vocal about everything. Hey, I don't think we have sex enough. Or let's bring him You know, it's like a constant communication with everything. >> Did you make Did Did the sex get better because of that? >> Um I still sucked at it, but it was it got better gradually. >> Okay. >> Over and over and >> What do you think What do you think Why do you think it got better gradually? >> I think because of the communication. So
6:44 it'd be like Can we Can you not have sex like like you have pocket aces at the poker table where you're having the craziest poker face? Like it's okay to like maybe make noises or or express >> Like you have pocket aces. YOU'LL SAY THAT HIS ████ FACE is >> Like this. Like I have ████ pocket aces and there's a I have a full house that I don't want anybody to know. >> That is crazy, dude. That's almost scary. >> It's scary. >> Yeah. >> You know, and then or she'll be like, "How come like you don't want to like like slap my ass or whatever?" And I'm like, "I do. I just I just can't get myself to like just Like I have a disconnect, a huge disconnect." >> Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But didn't you spank her so hard that she cried cuz it hurt? >> Yeah, cuz then I was like, "Okay, she wants me to spank her. Let's do it!" BOOM! SHE'S LIKE, "OH, WHAT THE ████ WAS
7:36 THAT?" AND I'M LIKE, "This is why I DON'T SPANK ASSES." >> JESUS. >> SO IT WAS like a long work in progress, but I think because if I can overcome, I think other people can. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And it's just like, you know, with the communication. And it's not It's never like set it and forget it. >> Mhm. >> Cuz, you know, your needs change, your ████ your sex drive changes. You have It's a constant communication. >> That's great. >> we even have revisits like, "Oh, ████ Like, are we too busy? Like, we haven't prioritized each other? Like, we only had sex like once last month. Maybe we should do it more or like, you know, maybe we should change our our routine where we're not so tired or whatever, you know? >> Maybe we can do stuff to my butt. We're always doing stuff to your butt. Why can't we do stuff to my butt? >> Yeah. >> I have a whole back there, too. Porn's been nothing but GOOD TO ME.
8:28 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> IT BROUGHT ME BACK IT brought me back to life from uh >> Brought you back to life? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> I was going through some I was going to die and it brought me back to life. >> What What do you What did you watch to bring you back to life? >> No, well, like, dude, I was during COVID, I got ████ like sick. Like, before before COVID, it was I had I went through some ████ and then that's when I took my blood test. And then I was like, "Do I got like low T? Like, what's happening?" And I think I asked you and you told told me about like adrenal fatigue. >> Yeah. >> And all these things. And I After I got really ████ sick for like a week, I remember remember I went to the uh urgent care that one time and all that. I could not live the same amount that I used to. I couldn't jog. Everything was making me tired. I would sleep 10 hours, I'm still tired. So, I thought something was wrong
9:19 with me. And then for like a year, I realized like uh I was pretty like comeless. Like, I didn't I was not horny. And I think pre- like the last year of the relationship that, you know, I was in at the time, I only ████ like once or twice. So, I barely ████ jacked it, right? So, I was like really sexless sexless. wasn't even on your mind. No, and then like I would watch like porn or I would see like girls on Instagram and I'm not even turned on and stuff. Yeah, and I was like this is not me. Like I miss being horny so much. >> You were such a horny soldier for so long. >> I was so horny and I was like is this what they mean by like now you're you're you're becoming old and you lose your drive and whatever? Your libido? Yeah, and then so like I would just just force myself to just watch porn and
10:09 then it was shocking me because like yeah, like I had erectile dysfunction. I'm watching the ████ porn and then I'm like this is not exciting me like it used to. And then like I would hook up with girls and then like and then and it I'm like excited that we're hooking up but like that that ████ factor was like gone. >> I know what you mean. >> Yeah, and then I'm just like what's wrong with me, dude? And then like but slowly like slowly it's like starting to build back up and then like yeah, I think like and I and I and I was watching videos of these guys. Have you heard of NoFap? >> Uh yes. The whole movement like No >> The whole movement, yeah. So like like now people were making videos about how it negatively affected them. Where like being sexless for so long
11:01 that it actually their libido was like oh you don't need me. >> Oh, so not jacking it made that >> You don't use it you lose it type of thing. >> Too horny to like they're like yeah, I can't even be intimate with my girlfriend because like it doesn't know how to work anymore or whatever. Like they get into a relationship, right? So they'll NoFap for like a year or two and then they get into a relationship and they're like what the ████ I'm like that ████ sounds like me. Like what the ████ If you if you don't use it you lose it. But yeah, I I I I I it was like on the flip side it started working for me by being sexual again. So like if it wasn't for that, I think I'd probably be celibate. >> Wow. >> And then just be like I have no interest in girls anymore. I was becoming asexual. >> That bad, huh? Wow. >> But I still wanted a relate like I had fun like flirting, being in a relationship or whatever. But like it's
11:52 like it's so weird. I feel like maybe that this is how like what do you call it like paraplegic people feel where they can't touch their they can't feel it, but they still get the joy of >> Oh, like the internal joy. >> Stephen Hawking was hella horny. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then they're like sexting and then whatever, right? And I still got off of that. But like I was just like what the ████ is happening to me? But yeah, like over time I think just just being a teenager again and then just looking into it. Yeah. But if it's an addiction, it's and if it's too much and then like cuz I do remember where you're like oh, I got to ████ do all these things and then you're like I'm a jacket and then you ████ sleep for like 3 hours and you become unproductive. I think that's a problem. >> Okay. >> Cuz it's like you got to use it as a reward. Where it's like if you're jacking off for like 5 hours straight, you're not getting anything done. But most guys out
12:43 there, I guarantee you they're playing games for 10 hours, jacking for 5 minutes, paying again for 10 minutes, you know? >> Watching Jackie news in the background, playing video games, jacking for 10 minutes. >> They're not doing anything. And I think that's when it becomes a problem where you're like unproductive. It's just like any addiction. >> Okay, that makes sense. >> So I would I would be like reward yourself after you've actually done some productive ████ >> So porn is is mainly a problem if that's all you've got going on. >> I think so. With like with any addiction, right? Like like if dude, people smoke weed, but like there's productive stoners out there. >> Yeah, for sure. >> And it's like how much is it damaging you? But if you're jacking off to the point where now your life is like I ain't got a ████ you know, ████ going on cuz all I do is Uber Eats and jack off. >> Yeah. >> My grandpa caught my uncle smoking one
13:34 time. And uh he took his Marine Corps blast helmet and he bought a whole pack of a big ████ cigar and he put it in his mouth and he put the blast helmet on top of his head and he made him smoke the whole thing. And my uncle said he never smoked again. >> So that really works. >> It really worked, yeah. So I think I think if you have an addiction to porn >> Just jack off like crazy. >> to watch like Lois from Family Guy getting railed only. Like you got to you got to go crazy on this ████ You got to watch like hentai octopuses ████ >> What if it just changes their tastes? >> Okay, I take that back. Yeah, don't don't do that. Just probably OD on porn and then uh and let us know if that works. >> Do you do you think hentai is really stupid? >> Yes. >> But the stories are good. >> Because because I'm asking because you you think anime is pretty dumb.
14:25 >> I just don't I never got into anime. I don't think it's dumb. Like some of the artworks really beautiful and ████ I don't know. But I never got into it. Like I never got into to anime. >> I can imagine the concept of hentai just making you so weirded out. >> It's pretty weird. Yeah, it's pretty weird. Lot of obsession with tentacles. >> Well, you know why though, right? >> No. >> So it's because they couldn't have actual dicks in the in the cartoons. >> Oh, that makes sense. >> had to do a work around. Back then. >> No, but they've been doing that since 1600s. >> Yeah, those wood carving paintings had tentacles >> Really? >> Oh yeah, it's been a classic genre. >> Passed down for years. >> those I thought those were hot, too. >> Cuz you'll see a you'll see like a you'll see a geisha with ████ showing her hairy ████ and there'll be like a octopus implied that it's like crawling across a scroll and it's going to ████ her. >> Implied? >> Yeah, you can tell it's like that the
15:15 octopus is crawling. >> And cuz at you know at the time at the time the cops were like, "Hey, you can't have that octo you can't have it too close to her ████ >> Yeah, the obscenity police of the 1600s. >> You know Hokusai, the ████ artist that did the wave? >> Uh-huh, yeah, yeah. >> So, when he was struggling, that fool would make flyers for brothels. So, there is you could find art that he did that was straight-up anime porn. >> That's so funny that that's that's the case for so many artists. The The Archie Comics guy did the same thing. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he did like he did like like uh dirty comics on on the off time. >> Some side money. It's like directors that probably worked weddings and ████ Like that's the same thing. >> Some of those comics are almost like porno. Like if you see like Jean Grey in the comics, her ████
16:06 titties are huge. >> Dude, Rogue. ████ Jean Grey. Rogue. >> Rogue. >> Rogue. Holy ████ >> White Queen. >> Oh, for sure White Queen.
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