0:00 the more a girl looks like a hooker the less she is a hooker exactly that's what I'm saying that's very true that's literally what I'm saying say that again wait holders look like hookers they're just prudes yeah like oh I don't do that you just go to all these innocent girls on the streets [Laughter] [Music] guys it's it's about time we talk about Megan Hall who that who's that she is the MVP of the year doing what like WNBA stuff stayed Famous by her activities Police Department oh that's Megan I'm not familiar go Megan go hey you know she got it she got it oh the lady that got fired for her welcome welcome to the show welcome you're from the King has arrived I just know
0:52 her face dude I didn't know her name I just know her face that's crazy how she doesn't look like a ████ freak you know what I mean they usually don't they never do like a freak yeah yeah you think so they look like that totally give me give me give me the look Anthony would know him right you say they never do right so it's always a freaking the one who's cleaning the streets of the freaking machines do you think your sister looks like a freak why you gotta bring my sister into this I'm just putting your theory to the test obviously in the way your mom does her stretches I know she's a freak that's Jiu Jitsu baby the more a girl looks like a hooker the less she is a hook exactly that's what I'm saying that's very true that's literally what I'm saying say that again wait holders look like hookers
1:43 nowadays they're just prunes yeah like oh I don't do that you just go to all these innocent girls on the streets I know you're ████ free yes the secretaries the Librarians the ████ whatevers that are like learn to be horny dude yeah isn't the ████ the crypto guy like that whole crew was ████ each other oh yeah yeah yeah yeah they look ████ busted these people yo everybody wants to come that's the Golden Rule that's true and then the more you can't do it yo everybody wants to come JoJo 2024. so in case you don't know she's a cop that
2:33 uh was uh fired for um having on the job section the department with a number of different offers you can get fired for that all of on the job yeah in the workplace aren't they chilling a lot of the times though in certain areas they were boning at different other events outside of the force too like off the job but then they also were having sex and by the way not a lot of people know how do you think she got caught somebody snitched who do you think snitched someone's wife nope a jealous lover one of the dudes one of the cops why would you do that he said he's like she didn't suck my dick on Thursday Thursday was my day but you know what's weird is that he snitched so what he did is he told I believe the mayor or somebody else the mayor of the ████ rat now all these guys
3:23 are aren't coming because of you and then like I can't comment either I think the mayor or somebody like filed a complaint about it to the department because he didn't get enough they didn't know that it was this cop who told on him and then so like that cop told them the mayor and the mayor finally complaint and then all that stuff happened and then they found out that the guy who snitched also had sex with her oh my god oh so he was just like I'm a tattletale yeah and then they're like wait but you're also part of it no I'm not yeah he's stupid where was this at Laverne Tennessee in Tennessee because I I just remember one day like three days straight memes ████ oh dude it didn't mean to death yeah it's so funny yeah it's really funny but yeah so the thing is she's actually married to park ranger and uh wow yeah they I guess these cops were under the impression that they had
4:13 became a real cops oh but they're not and then they know I mean this is a story they noticed at one point when she was making out with like one of the like one of the other girls I guess not even one of the guys I got a party and he got visibly upset and the other guys were like oh maybe it's not an open relationship oh so come to this point maybe he was upset because he was like only guys stop kissing girls maybe yeah maybe there's a difference between an open relationship and just like kind of like sledding out at a party in front of a lot of other people you're embarrassing me could be so then they get to this point where she's fired these guys are let go uh by the way that's a small town so all the cops are gone the firing of these cops has diminished the force in that town by 10 a little more than that so they're higher and then the cops and then the crooks are there are like
5:03 the crook is the one that snitched yeah so the crazy thing it gets crazier right what do you say it's crazy it might not be you might think it's this whole thing this is just normal all right the husband is trying to make it work still ah what hour now who's protecting trees and stuff hey we need Park Rangers man you know Smokey the Bear was a parking what if he was doing that ████ too with the other Park Rangers yeah maybe park rangers are a little loose you know maybe they're boning down that's like the bad Channel high school they're just out in the forest ████ all day and that's yeah dude look at her I'm the most pissed that some guy ruined a good thing yep
5:53 yeah there's all these people what is that sir just I swear I didn't suck that dick all six of them oh what's up with girls this year with onion heads like getting so much promotion they all got a ████ head that's like this shape dude yeah Maraca it was that ████ FDX ████ girlfriend got an onion yeah they keep they keep comparing the two of them that's the ranger right there yeah he's a ranger man poor guy Dude any such a sweetheart he's like we're gonna try to make it work after ████ seeing like viral memes of your wife being like how did she get a job now though like what is she gonna do ████ only fans dude
6:45 she probably crush it now like if she were to do that she'd probably they'd probably make a pretty good amount hell yeah really really big show America the land of opportunity because of the novelty because of the story if they do it soon enough you guys are ████ not just the guys in the room but in general you guys are ████ disgusting you guys not just the guys in the room but that's how they ball now because there's ████ idiots that are willing to pay for it that is ████ wild yeah they're ████ dumb it's it's kind of like what cat was saying about only fans there's people who go on there because they want to see the Meltdown of things not necessarily you know it's entertainment it's like it's not just it's all of the above so it's like if if you want to see this further like simmer into nothingness like only fans would be the last step for them and people would want to indulge in that like sadness especially with this story yeah because
7:36 she has a lot going for her going into only fans like she's banging everybody you know everybody wants to see it's already a sexual story yeah so is this crazy because it happened on the job with so many people because like that's what makes it illegal yeah right yeah all the dudes but I feel like I've heard this a lot though with cops and like they're just ████ each other all day it's definitely more taboo for it to be like you know you're supposed to be like in uniform that I think that comes with a certain stigma that makes it more sexier that does make it a little but they do call it your partner yeah this is my partner like why do they gotta call them Partners Anthony I don't know I mean prom King because I say that's my partner no that's your partner I'm saying that um that doesn't fit there we're looking at this very often next time next time we're looking at this very very wrong okay please help us okay so number one they're public
8:27 servants right yeah and it's their public duty to serve not only the community but each other and so it's a high stress environment when you're out there making sure that homeless people aren't defecating in front of people's homes or like you're pulling over people and then they're trying to shoot at you so it's like hey man sometimes when you're stressed out you need a nut that makes sense and then she's like let me help you relieve you of your duties oh ████ you're stressed out too oh ████ right stressed out too everyone's stressed bro so why is she getting a bad rep if she's she should get a trophy yeah best partner of the year you that's why we're not worried about her we're worried about the ████ who broke the blue Veil the guy that ruined a good thing that ████ the guy with the hair
9:17 speaks truth because most cops be dying in their 50s and ████ from high stress imagine if she just extended people's Lifeline just a little bit and herself because they say sex be making people live longer like what's more important let's say they're all highly decorated cops right now you lose like you're starting five and then now crime rate goes through the roof ████ barber shops getting broken into s███'s getting stolen not the bar what do you do what's more important do you want a safe City with cops that ████ each other or do you want a dangerous city and the cops don't touch it yeah the cops ████ each other sounds like they're gonna be a lot happier too going to work and you want a happy cop on the job and maybe more people will sign up to be cops you know there's their shortage right now so what's the compromise you just make a little ████ room in the station why not
10:07 why not a little ████ they got it out of jail for conjugal visits you're gonna let the criminals ████ but not the cops yep that ain't Fair why don't you do that that's a really good point why huh why did the prisoners get the ████ and not the cops but I do think maybe they shouldn't ████ on the clock because what if they're like there's a 9-1-1 call and they're like oh Joe you can't keep playing with my emotions like this bro no I can't come on which which cop do you get more pissed at the one who like uh like getting training day or whatever that movie is where where you no no you don't this training day like that that's one of the greatest movies ever made bro the Denzel cop yeah okay I'm gonna keep going okay so the idea uh uh it was Russell Crowe it's not Chinese it's Russell Crowe where he ████ finds the money American Gangster movie [Laughter]
11:01 like a cop ████ riding out other cops because like maybe they like found like money or Contraband and they were kind of moving ████ in the ████ like you know that's a big No-No or ratting out people for ████ see that's it that's more ████ that's more ████ ████ is just ████ daps with your genitals if you're telling me I can't go hey what's up man what's up dog it's just like that just dabbing with genitals what's up with that but also it's a Thai massage you're not stealing ████ evidence and drugs and ████ so this guy's gonna get it worse right well he's he's he was double dipping though he was he was getting some of the action and then he snitched so that I'm saying more so in terms of what's worse like who you more pissed at those guys the Americans no no for ready for for ready no he's saying if you're a cop yeah because he was talking about the uniform
11:51 right if you're a cop which rules are more bendable and I'm like these this one is stealing evidence and ████ moving money around yeah that's a big note that's chill oh genital dabs is cool it is that's chill oh that is Chill yeah no what part said yeah exactly I'm with him you know what I'm saying you guys are married or something you know you guys are ████ very mean I'm his Queen yeah you are you're Queen what do we have King in the room do we have a king in the room right here queen king you know what I mean I like genital daps I like that I think I think more cops should General dabs right now nah I'm not trying to do that with you [Laughter]
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