0:00 so male so what do women value cuz dudes are looking at visuals right so that's why dudes are like that's a good that's you're on a good path safety mm- how want you get bench press that's no you're just going to get more dudes on there Nathan bench is 300 you got to date him come [Music] on all right we're going to we're going to talk a little bit about a a popular dating app oh because there's something very unique about it uh so the problem with most dating apps is that it's all dudes mainly oh really yeah like even Tinder coffee me all of them I think their user base is always way majority guys it's usually guys on the chase anyways right that's probably why well I feel like dating apps make it so much
0:51 easier for men so like cuz you think so well cuz you you can be like butt naked in your bedroom and just ████ do this all day then to go out and actually talk to women yeah it does make that part easier but but what if you're still not getting matches I don't know man you got to reevaluate your life it it'll at least tell you you got to reevaluate your life so there's one uh dating app one dating app found the secret to having more females on their user base yeah it actually ended up with majority women what majority majority women how do you think they did it they made it about marriage no I didn't about is that a funny thing is it a funny thing they no it's not it's actually not a funny thing it's actually pretty cool it's actually very like when you when you hear it you about Bumble go oh my God no it's not about bum what cuz Bumble did take away
1:42 their like rule of women have to make the first move yeah so male so what do women value cuz dudes are looking at visuals right so that's why dudes are like that's a good that's you're on a good path that's how that's how guys are so I'm thinking it's not visual based salary based salary based no it's not that no safety mm-m how want you get bench press that's no you're just going to get more dudes on there Nathan bench is 300 you got to date him come on he's a catch it's something that like when you hear it you're literally going to be like of course girls get paid when they get swiped on that's nothing it has nothing to do with money and it's called only man no I don't think girls are incentivized by that honestly such a like it it's not it's not a crooked way
2:34 of doing it at all it's very much it's it's something really well thought of like is it like a survey that both parties have to like fill out and then after you match then you can see each other or something it's something close wasn't that the one of the original ones it was called like what was it called it's actually on the right track it was the first dating eony e-harmony where you yeah wrote up all that ████ and they they try to match you up yeah yeah that's most there's a lot of dating services that are kind of like that but this one particularly centered on um on something very specific and what it is it's uh what you do is you input your date of birth right horror scul ████ my God oh my IDI we're not women at all that's why we suck we didn't think of that so it
3:25 matches it's a pretty big thing right now yeah it'll match you and not only that but it's Asian also includes Asian horoscopes includes Western and Eastern and Indian ones so it's like Bazi I don't know if I'm saying it right astrology numerology all these things go into play and it shows you who you match with based on that first wow what dude what if that was the hack you go on Tinder instead of all the stupid ████ hacks and six-packs and ████ that they try to like show you just put ████ cancer for real and then all the chicks like oh he's a cancer oh he's got cancer some girls said to me the other day like oh that's such a Libra thing to say and I was like I never wanted to punch a girl more in the face in my life are you a Libra yeah I am you are yeah's your birthday so she was right September 24th that's such a Libra reaction I want to punch you that's really popular right now isn't that PR
4:17 like horoscopes and yeah I can see why it's more women though than men ████ yeah you got to ask like you got to ask yourselves like you know obviously we're all guys do you want a girl that is focused on horoscopes ████ no and that's why that's why I think that app is like all it's more that men don't want to join don't want yeah because you know as soon as as soon as boys hear that that app is all girls they be oh dope but they're not because they're like oh I got to deal with oh you know I'm having like a Aquarius day Aquarius whatever it may be Mercury in retrograde dude cuz also now you know you go oh so all the ████ on this app are dumb low IQ ████ okay that's a good that's a good bit you know what I mean that's a good bit run like what what are like these guys that like I don't want I don't want to deal with that yeah cuz for some people it is too much when they talk about the horoscope
5:08 like they just can't they can't like take it out of their day-to-day you live your life by it it's like it gets to a point where it's like every explanation for anything happening to them in their life has to do with cuz some I know some chicks talk about horoscopes like people like gossip about like NFL teams they're just having fun with it oh it's so because of Libra whatever and you know but then if people actually live by it ████ it's like what the some people don't know the difference between that and science they go well it's the Stars right I mean like it's the same thing why can't it be the same like why why don't they have phds for astrology and I'm like um you know especially when you bring up that like when astrology was first thought of none of the stars are in the same configuration I know it's that's a hard truth but here's a funny thing that like so many women are joining this app in order to like you
5:59 know match up B Bas on some of these like beliefs that they have the funny thing is like I wonder like it's very common that dudes are going to play along with this just to get in bed with you dud there's dudes that will lie and say like oh wait you're uh Sagittarius well I'm I'm an Aries yeah like they're not like they're but do you think this makes it harder to do that or even easier easier easier cuz you know what they're looking for already it's like it's like having the ████ answer key yeah for real yeah but at the same time like if if you're going to get with them you got to be down for that for the rest of your life or for the next week I think yeah they just want to smash I feel like the guys that do join these things they all got dreadlocks and they smell like incense actually believe it hey then they need that happiness too I feel like yeah those are the kind of guys that are
6:49 really into this stuff you're probably 100% on the money with that I feel like it's not that in Hawaii there's a lot of these ████ dude yeah it's that less men are interested cuz you're like oh my God you're a scorpio I've been looking for a Scorpio or or E you're a Scorpio you know like they don't want to deal with all like the cuz I think most most guys are just kind of like just want to chill yeah I they don't want their girl like oh my God this is your daily horoscope you're going to have like a a mediocre day today and I'm going to have a great day don't have fun okay you know what I'm I was like I'm like why can't you just be like Christian or something like Muslim or Christian just believe one of the more traditional ████ like well those already exist right those dating sites already exist so there's just something Muslim singles or whatever yeah well that's the funny thing is that a lot of people at least in my experience that
7:39 I've met that are heavily into astrology are also Christian really how can you be both That's like ████ wrong how could you be any like it really doesn't make sense either way but it's funny land of the free baby I think the funny thing about astrology now is it's so ████ commercialized and like it's like such a funny game mhm that it's like everything about it to me is like this ████ facade it's not even like the real ████ it's it's blown way out of proportion yeah it's a fashionable like replacement for religion cuz a lot of these people like are atheists or they grew up like non-religious and then like they need some type of yeah it's so far from the root now yeah it's and all the descriptions could apply to anybody it's like studious when interested I'm like
8:29 no ████ who doesn't like who doesn't like to learn more about the stuff they like it's it's like hat surp uh love surprises when the present like they like it and they're like yeah who the ████ isn't that dude yeah the verbiage is so like specific to make it's so persuasive their languaging like with with how like I'll read a Capricorn I'll be like I think I'm a Capricorn too yeah you know it's like that with everything it's so like generically like affirming yeah you the hardore ████ I want them to be like I don't want them to get their ████ crystals from a mall Crystal shop you know what I mean like mind them yourself yeah I want them to M I want them to be witches like ████ casting spells and ████ and like doing the hardore ████ like I don't want them to buy a ████ kit from like the mall and
9:20 then everything is like I don't know it's all it's all it's all whack just letting you know today for my horoscope oh cool Gemini you might decide to spend a large part of the day working on a project that requires a lot of mental energy that's everybody in this room are we all Geminis yeah plans to spend some time with either a close friend or lover might not turn out to be quite what you H though ████ applies to everybody dude your friend could be in a rather gloomy mood who's that who's not gloomy it's gloomy outside I'm pretty gloomy relaxing evening perhaps a concert or funny movie can release tension and boost no ████ wait wait comedy movies no no ████ we go to EDC we're not going to feel better oh ████ honestly if you are if you have no
10:12 idea if this ████ is real just have Bart read any horoscope he'll decipher it for you any of your partners into horoscopes not seriously only surface level stuff smack like s████ on that stuff all the time that's I'm saying we're not demographic for this group we don't date women like that but we are in the way that like at some point in time I would have completely agreed just to sleep with somebody 100% yeah oh yeah dirty buy I think we all would have like you know it is exciting though when you when you do like someone and it matches up and you're like we're like compatible in that way it's like it's like a conversation piece dude horoscope stuff is fun for like maybe an hour conversation you know just shooting the ████ honestly I think it's fun yeah it's super fun yeah but it's not meant to be like when it's all you talk about then
11:03 it becomes very drain when you let that dictate your life it's like you have no ████ ability to take control of your own life your own destiny any of that ████ that's weird and you're not adapting because like with I know with mbti people are really crazy about it like oh what's your mbti and you tell them oh um we would only get along in these circumstances what's mbti is that the Myers Bri oh like inj all that stuff yeah so like you I think people with ar ology mbti all those things that do that it's fine do you do you but when you limit yourself because like let's say you're a Capricorn and you're not like whatever you don't get along with let's say Scorpios and then you find this person's a Scorpio but you like the person but then you once you find their Scorpio you're like oh no you know what we don't Clash let's just replace the the the horoscopes with race and then
11:53 just say that you know oh you would be you Filipino you would might be more accurate I know right sorry I don't get along with any Chinese that's such a Philipino thing to say then then my horoscope my horoscope would say today if you walk into the sun you will you may get darker ████ man try singing or playing basketball you might feel better do your Show karaoke May cheer your whole family up by ukulele really have some adobo today yeah I think it's funny that I feel like most guys at least through my life do not tend to like astrology by default like that's not where they started but I think if they end up with a girl that does they adopt certain things to be tolerant do you know what guy do you know that likes horoscopes I never met I never met one off the bat
12:43 that was you guys know anybody that's like that hey Libra today you might find yourself feeling a little low okay so stop being mad see it doesn't seem as if there's any real reason for it you may just have had a bad night and need some extra sleep what' you do yesterday I did not sleep that well we that's I believe it see dude did you just figure out all my problems we should get we should get horoscope baptized I feel like guys get into horoscopes because a girl they were dating got him into it that's usually the and she gave good ████ yeah keyword hor horoscope like oh dude I believe that stuff it's a little dirty dog over there I think if astrology is as old as some of these Believers claim it is like that's pretty delusional to not imagine it could have been exploited like crazy like religions yeah religions aren't exploited they're the truth the the the
13:34 Chinese have one you know the Chinese what are they zodiac ones yeah where they go by you know your birth year your birth month your birth day what time and they get really specific oh that's the other one um in Chinese it's called eing I don't know how to say it's like a actual calculation it's that's like to me it's interesting like I'm not putting a lot of weight behind it but like when you hear it and you tell them all your things and you they they oh you're like this this like oh like you know it maybe like 60% 70% like accurate and the rest you like forget the rest cuz it's so interesting it's interesting and the funny thing is people don't like if you're a prehistoric human you don't understand what a cognitive bias is so when you're told something and you have that in your mind and you keep looking for it then you ████ see it it's like slug bug yeah you see slug yeah you start noticing it if you or it's like when you
14:25 look at the clock you're like 1111 again right yeah bro you ain't doing nothing during lunch so like when someone tells you hey look for yellow cars you start noticing so many yellow cars so when someone tells you hey you're a shy guy oh well I'm a Libra I'm shy so then you start to become Libras aren't very shy Libras aren't very shy actually hey social not going wait you're on to something yeah are you shy not I'm a Libra so I can't be shy I'm I'm more you're not making eye contact with him when you're talking I know shy guy but Libra supposed to be shy no they're supposed to be social not going I think every I think with every like mystical thing even with monks with anything it can get so like to an advanced level that it just becomes stupid you know kind of like I have the saying with yoga where like yoga can get so Advanced that it becomes s█████ break
15:16 dance it turns into a sex cult yeah at every level it's mostly a sex cult yeah eventually you just look like you're slow breaking you know what all of this is it's it's people that want someone to tell them what to do cuz they're anxious about life that's all it is it's like give me direction because I'm worried I think people yeah they're just susceptible to like patterns and ████ to humans love to like categorize everything like we need to like put people in a box but I think it's so telling for guys it's like guys like you said just want to chill and I think like it's it's such a big sign that like this is just above what you want to deal with so much man but if you're desperate then you got to study the horoscope and you got to go on this app do yeah holler us some ladies well then we got to be happy for this type of app because it brings those people into one space gu they deserve each other then you can have the
16:06 dude that comes in and just ████ all of them ladies just remember if you're on this app it's just another thing that you're going to have to weed out the guys that are faking that they believe it too just the same way that you're on Tinder with certain Hobbies they're not really that interested in them no I bet you science girls aren't on this ████ [Music]
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