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Off The Record: What's New Coming to JK Soon!

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0:00 part of the action see the views are already going up yeah oh ████ oh Jesus Christ [Music] welcome back everybody to an awesome episode of the careful boys slightly shorter version am I right uh today we do have Colleen back welcome back Colleen that's the excitement all right so uh Steve go ahead [Laughter] oh wow this is a big moment it's a big step uh no we're gonna do low well something that we like to do every couple of months is have a JK creative meeting when Bart's available we usually do it over Zoom not when I'm available everyone when everyone's available it

0:50 just so happens we have Bart in the room with us right now oh that means Bart's available it's helpful that Joe's not here so we can get stuff done to be honest it's when Anthony is available actually Anthony's a busy boy he's busy don't don't table turns on me but Anthony Anthony showed up during his buddy's bachelor party for our ████ creative meeting last time dude he was yeah he was he was not that I have his back I don't I don't like him yeah because you guys hate each other yes correct but you're fair I'm gonna be fair like him he hates me it's different so so we're gonna do our creative meeting right the ████ now okay right the ████ yeah let's do it so so who's got an idea ah what the problem let's start with the outsider let's start with somebody who can recognize our problems from the outside clean if you can tell us the things that you just think are whack about this entire operation do you watch the show but they don't do better it's

1:40 so so cool that's the problem we gotta we gotta get our guests to watch the show that would be big my outside perspective it really matters because I don't watch the show okay that's pretty cool but you've been on the show so I've been on the show yeah I think I'm here right yeah I'm here have you seen an episode I've seen a clip on Instagram which are very active on Tick Tock which are active on now too I hit that demographic of people who are guests on the show that don't watch there but you know that's just me wow I think you should have a counterpart so like if you were going to say something but you changed your mind you tag somebody else in they take your seat and they have to say whatever that you were gonna plan on saying so they should be tag team matches absolutely so like everybody has a counterpart dude

2:31 whoever's sitting at that table with Joe that's a tough one try to do that with Biden and Trump hats you can attack but but can I ask this is it okay like so if you're Joe right now and I'd get tagged in then I can go like this yes but then I can also go like this oh ████ and then we go nowhere yeah yeah we don't go anywhere the zoned out zone so who has a creative idea for JK and and how we can fix this whole thing how do we take JK to the point where we don't get our pay cut that's a good thing it's such a low Point hold on wait people left in the room are not Bart blame it blame it on the ads dude we're blaming on the ads we're not blaming you we're not blaming on you we don't blame it on you it's not always about the leadership and

3:23 the people who are at the top that make the decisions that run the business part personally just be and I'm just speaking for myself right now I love that you show up to JK in like five different cars [Laughter] well I get my once you get a rock hard steel hard boner I get a rock on her phone I love it that Joe's got three ████ residences and addresses he lives in Vegas he lives I'm so happy for you guys opening all your guys's business is ████ inspiring talk about the ads more please yeah yeah yeah the algorithm and the ad let's talk about your new lift kit bro it's sick flood lights bro it doesn't even flood you're in a master plan Community every every time he rolls up and he goes yo check out my truck I got this new cover it looks great Bart let me check out my Civic and he goes by

4:15 the way you guys have to pay for lunch today no but but that's why I fly jet sweet X to save the money it's been going up jet speed that surprisingly going up no so my favorite things about about the JK creative meetings we will do we just did a two-hour meeting it was two hours long not kidding right correct correct two and a half okay give or take we um we then get sent meeting minutes of everything that was talked about in the meeting yeah like paragraphs thanks Mike thank you Mike what has changed since the creative meeting this was four months three months ago to be fair to be fair this is the first week of the new JK initiatives this is this is this is the first week of Adventures Adventures

5:05 episode tomorrow so stay tuned for that yeah and the first thing that we did on the list is get rid of Joe and replace him with him which is really smart which is I think is a good he got voted out fair and square he got voted out we don't jump topics as quick yeah and yeah and we got someone that could wear hats better than that is right and hold weapons figuratively and literally yeah so that's the first thing and then we have what JK Adventure tomorrow which I can't go to that's cool so what are you talking about I can't go you're bailing I got a thing are you being serious yeah I got a bro I got a birthday shut up you're trolling no one has birthdays I do I do have a birthday in the seventh but how dedicated I am to JK I'm I'm out I'm not going to the birthday thing whoa okay so what is it what are we gonna do tomorrow I'm not gonna tell you stay tuned give him a sneak peek bro so can

5:56 you explain what the adventure initiative is so the fans understand uh when we used to have our JK films Channel like one of the things that people really enjoyed watching was me and Joe go try different stuff like whether it's food or activities like we did professional wrestling and stuff like that and we thought it'd be a cool idea it's tired she's bored what no no we thought it'd be a cool idea to get everyone involved and we all gonna do something fun or go eat something and and and hang out outside of this room to show a little bit of more camaraderie and some of the cool Shenanigans you know what I'm talking about okay and that's every every Friday that week not every Friday we'll see we're gonna we're gonna test some formats out if they like it we'll continue with it like uh we're gonna have Ryan's sad corner on Saturday which might have a piano did you know there's a piano right there yeah oh yeah we have the piano

6:47 back there Saturday where uh Ryan can actually score a story live so we got some stuff like that just testing out new formats see what happens just just the adventure initiatives all I asked for we didn't need the extra we just wanted to be sold in the adventure initiative all the minutes dude yeah dude no surprises anymore yeah now we gotta do another creative medium all right that Bart's the stripper standing outside showing her tits the traffic that's why we have these windows actually how about some of the things that like people like in the comments of JK suggests like there have been a lot of times people want long-form videos they want like a podcast yeah they want like like two-hour ████ with one person well that's too bad we just cut off the records in half yeah because you're

7:37 gonna do the opposite yeah we cut it 40 because our pay got cut 40 yeah yeah that's funny because it's actually 40 is it 20 minutes to 12 minutes it's very good you're a nerd who is going to laugh about percentages like that when I'm watching this later I'm gonna I'm gonna freeze that look that Anthony gave you and then I'm gonna print screen the ████ out of it and then I'm gonna turn into a sticker later bro we gotta make t-shirts with Anthony's face this guy's trying to ████ sell the likeness and rights of his face so you can get ████ school ████ that's another thing only five G's a month though that's another thing that JK fans have asked for repeatedly is careful boys merch really yeah all the time but Bart says there's no bandwidth for it how do we do it what's the first step just get it made okay and then we put and put on a website what's the first

8:27 piece of March I think just just to care to something that says careful boys would be kind of sick wait I did a poll on the IG of all the logo stuff that I the guy with the skull right yeah they like that one and they they really want a jersey like yours no way 13 in September if you want a third penis at 10. by the way I brought it so we're gonna hang it there tomorrow if there's a cheap way to get that even if it is a shirt but it's just printed with that people want the ████ out of that shop that was such a good idea by the way that was genius we gotta like put that out if you guys are down let us know uh in the comments and we'll do pre-orders so that we order the exact amount because I have no idea how many people five really excited people or if it's like ten thousand you know hey yeah most likely five we want them they won't make five of them so we don't make ten thousand if they wear it on their own

9:18 personal Instagram and start getting bad oh yeah because right wasn't there a problem with with the beguiled the old enough for kisses clip did great on YouTube did great on Instagram got totally banned on Tick Tock and we and we took a strike for that so amazing it's a Clint Eastwood movie yeah we're not made from the classic it's a Turner Classic Movie they play it on an AMC and ████ or whatever playing on Hawaiian Airlines see it's on the fake JK uh news other tick tocks but also it's it's just us reacting to it it's not like working yeah but it says some ████ about you know child I don't know you didn't put hashtag ad since they are the ones who paid us for the second round of marketing campaign for the beguiled which is what this whole thing doing a brand deal with the guy yeah Jesus Christ we've actually hashtag sponsored beguiled Clint Eastwood it's uh Tick

10:09 Tock seems to be more strict on ████ you know humor involving the where it's the expense of a child why do you sound like you're censoring yourself right yeah because I'm trying to put it I'm trying to put it nicely because he's trying to post this later on Tick Tock speaking of JK creative how about a round of applause for this man right here no I don't I'm trying to maintain that synonymous it is anonymous because people editor uh leave that in people always message the account and they're always like who the ████ running the ████ people ask me all the time so clean you have no other like suggestions for the channel what could we be doing better or worse what do you think we could do or feel free to talk about your favorite things about this place well you guys did say that whenever somebody gets up and it's more active and not just sitting down you guys tend to get more views that is true people people do love like bodily

11:00 actions right right bodily actually let's see see the views are already going up oh ████ oh Jesus Christ oh sorry Anthony okay do you think the throttle that was choreographed do you think the bodily actions have to make sense to the context of the story that's just gonna be cool that's what you're wanting right there it is yeah that's it that's it just that clue really can you actually do a head spin on the chair yeah dude don't this is how ████ this is holy ████ you're ████ gay engagement engagement engagement mine is wild guys spit it spit it

11:51 that's the second time hey try hey do it again please are you are you so good at falling that it doesn't hurt anymore there we go see oh ████ dude wow are you so good at following that it doesn't even hurt yeah that's right he ignored you the first time assistant choreographer sorry that was CTE talking holy ████ good job that was incredible thank you so do I get 40 more I don't think anyone yeah and that's it for the short horses nailed it [Music]

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