0:00 [Music] Welcome back on a very episode of the careful boys. And uh do you even know what I just said? No, but I think you said um I would like an appertif. [Laughter] Okay. I've been having too much fun with JK News uh in the video sweat shop uh with Chat Gvt. Yes. And I asked, "When thinking about the personalities on JK News, what is a topic that we would argue about?" Okay. Ooh, JK News personalities thrive on tension that's funny but real. One topic that would definitely spark debate. Quote, "Would you let your partner go on a week-long trip with their attractive ex if they swear it's strictly
0:50 platonic?" If they swore, then yeah. Yeah. If they promise, we trust. Yeah. You promise. If they promise, then nothing's going to happen. See, I would go, "Hey babe, pinkies up." But then if I find them attractive, doesn't that mean I want to ████ them? They're attractive ex. So like Hannah has like an attractive ex-boyfriend. You want to ████ No. If they're attractive to me. No. And then you sit there raging jealously the whole time cuz she gets to be with him. And then I'm like, I want to ████ him, not her. We have more things in common than she does with him. He likes to play Mario Kart. I like to play Mario Kart. Yeah. She hates Mario Kart. What does he see in her? We're way better for each other. He's He's going to be really disappointed. That's going to be a problem, unfortunately. No, we wouldn't do this topic. Oh ████ I don't think sounds like we're just We're just trying to get a bunch of views.
1:43 That's not what we're about. This is what should This is what Chad GBTV thinks. If you had to repopulate the earth. Oh, they they they think what each one of us would say. They have answers for us. Each one of us. You had to repopulate the earth with one of the careful boys wives. That's one we would do. Yeah, we we'll get to that second. We already did that one. Wait, did we did that already? Not repop. All of us have to repopulate with one wife. Oh, you weren't here. One of our careful boys wives. We did this. All of us have to choose one of our wives only. Yeah, we did. It was awful, guys. Everyone chose Nina. Shut the ████ up. Yeah, we all chose and then we all agreed that we would share her by days of the week. Yeah. Good God. Who's Sunday? No, I mean I mean it's Tuesday. Tuesday. Go to car meets on Sunday. Okay. So, apparently chat GBP Chat GBT
2:33 thinks Bart might be like, "Nah, fam." Boundaries. Nah, fam. Why does it make him sound like that? Why does it They think I'm a ████ one of those Gen Z broccoli. If you say, "Nah, fam, I'm going punch you in the head." It's probably referencing a photo of you when you were playing a black dude. Yeah, Bart is a Bart is Bart is apparently a white dude who wears a hat like I would never let that slide. Nah, fam. Weirding me out, dude. What's up, fam? Like, nah, fam. Can't be me. Couldn't be me, fam. Guy like me. Hell no. I'm a real alpha male. Joe could be. Hey, I don't like to do cardio. You guys know me. Just don't make me do cardio. Yeah, she can go as long as I don't do cardio. I can't believe that was the answer.
3:24 That's so dumb. GPT hates me. I think so, too. GPT is passive aggressive towards Maybe it's just really looking at all of your old footage and it just is. When have I ever said nah, fam? And when is that the majority of what he would say? Oh, there it is. Clip it. The way he's so ████ about it is great. He's so ████ about it. When have I ever said n fam? He's so disgusted. He's disgusted. Throw up. He's livid, dude. A guy like me. I've never seen him so irritated before. I wouldn't be caught dead. That's cap. Joe could hit with if you trust them, what's the problem? That sounds like something Joe would say. I did say that. Steve would probably go
4:14 deep. Why do you need closure with someone you already closed? Dang. That's a better line than I would come up with. It still thinks it still thinks uh Nikki's here. Nikki might side eye and say hard no. You ain't going unless I'm going to think Nikki's here. That's really funny. It still thinks No, fam. That's my man. Nikki Limo Green. Nikki might say I mean Nick might say something like, "Oh, just friends." Yeah. And I just benched 400 lb on a bad day. Damn, that's ████ up. I can't bench 400 lb. You got it mixed up with Bart. Oh, so that's all it said. Me and Ryan don't exist. Cool. It said it's emotional, hilarious, and full of personal stories. Classic JKD tension. Nikki replaced both of us. One more like that. And I go, "What about Ryan and Anthony?"
5:04 Oh, okay. Ryan. Oh, I remember. Oh, yeah. This is like Anony's at Anony's at the airport and he sees somebody with a like fear everything shirt and he's like, "Hey, hey, Just kidding news." And they're like, "Yeah, what about it?" And he's like, "Oh, like you know, I'm I'm on that show." And they're like, "Oh, yeah. Remember it didn't happen." Oh, okay. You know that's not you know the 911 thing. They show me proof. True. True. All right. Oh, okay. Adding Ryan and Anthony into the mix. Now it's getting real layered. Using that same topic, partner going on a trip with their hot ex. Here's how it might play out. Ryan, he probably take a super logical, almost cold approach. Look, if you're insecure, that's on you. If
5:55 they're going to cheat, they don't need a vacation to do it. What a lie. But then he dropped something slightly savage. Like, if your relationship can't survive a trip, it's not a relationship. It's a situationship. You would say that. Never said that. I have never said situationship. Oh my god, you love saying situation. Never said situation. You say all the captions. You always put in the captions. Situationship. You have like a 1990s decal situation. The peeling off of your car right now. 1990s decal. Look eagle coming out of it. How weird. Very peeled. It just like makes it just makes characters up. Very sun hanging off by a thread. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What does it say you Anthony? He'd be the wild card at first. calm and mature. And Anthony would say, "I mean, I think it's fine. I've gone on trips with exes before and nothing happened. I believe that." Couldn't close. Couldn't close. Couldn't close.
6:46 And then someone probably Bart would call him out. Bro, you are the reason this question exists. What? And then he called him a ████ or something. You laughter followed by Anthony awkwardly defending himself. True. By saying like, "Okay, yeah, maybe I'm not helping my case." That is actually pretty good. All right, that's pretty good. That's That one's the only one that's That's actually the only one applicable. Relationship. It is very far from writing actual scripts of JK News. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, fam. Yeah, we're okay for now. Honestly, you should start saying nah, fam, though. She'd be working. Yeah, try it. Just try it. Just try real quick. Someone has to say something. Take it for a spin. That gets you ████ really worked out. Hey, Bart. B part Bart. Maybe guys should date other guys. Say it. No bueno. That's more cereb. No way, Jose. I'd rather ████
7:39 skip that generation. Say the ████ skippity ████ to ████ say that ████ generation's life. So, it says, "Do you want more like this?" I said, "Yes." All right. Here's another one that would definitely light up the whole JK News crew. Should your partner have access to your phone, passcode, and all? ████ yeah. Oh, wait. Say this one. Why it works? Save this one. Save this one. I ████ looked over that ████ was 17. We all looked. We all looked. Oh, seven. Oh, ████ Oh, this could be a gold mine. We got to stretch this one. ████ yeah. My answer. What does it say? This is ████ strong. I'm done with this conversations again. Joel's like, "Hey, Bart, what's the macros on these smells?" How much is the protein? How many times
8:29 can I snip it? This is way better than the smell on my phone. Bart, you bar. You You have to know what it is. You got to tell me. Way better. It's clearing your nose up. It's way It's It brings me back to raving. This is so wrong. What does it say? I said, "F███ yeah." ████ Says, "Bro, I don't got anything to hide, but it's still my phone. You can have my heart, not my face ID." What the ████ It just makes up random like It is Buzzfeed, dude. It's buzzfeeding us. ████ dude. Stop buzzfeeding us, man. ████ ████ If you need to check it, there's already a problem. But also, I'm too lazy to care. Just don't mess up my settings. Steve, nah, that's surveillance, not love. Mine, I think. Wait, what's mine? Nah, that's surveillance, not love. Nick, you want access to my phone? Fine. Just don't be surprised when you find memes of frogs with human teeth. No,
9:21 that's not me, dude. He's midgets. Why is Nikki still here? Guy with people with Down syndrome. He's here. Nikki still here. All right, lit. If you're living together, it's not weird to have a passcode. It's not about control. It's about safety and transparency. She would she would about safety. She would ████ gag at that. It's about safety. Dude, Ryan Ryan would say, "If you're hiding things, then yes, it's shady." But blind access, that's a soft dictatorship. These all seem like the same guy. Yeah, this all seems like the same blue-haired person who's writing for Wired magazine. Yeah, Bar is always responding to mine for some reason. cuz you guys talk to each other before. Yeah, you guys have a lot of side dialogue. They wanted to nail the Bart thing. They would just have Anthony say something and the Bart would just say, "Nah, dude." I wonder what would happen if you typed into Grock. No. Do you think it'd be different on
10:11 Grock or do you think it'd be the same? Oh, yeah. Grock. Apparently, I'd say I've been in both kinds of relationships. One where we shared everything and one where even good morning texts were suspicious. Everyone pauses. Bart says, "Yo, were you the suspicious one?" He was calling you out. They nailed that, dude. Call Anthony. Honestly, this version of JK would probably crush views. Yeah, if we were more Maybe we could learn something. We could just be on the nose like this and we'll crush it. Right on the nose. We'll just read from a script every time. Why does this thing think I'm suspicious? I mean, it does. It does both times cuz we always That's our joke though. That's our That's our joke with Yeah. He's always calling you on and and then you're doing a bad job defending yourself against him. This is very accurate. It's close. Yeah. Ask them a question. Why does Anthony like 17 and a half so much? Why is that his favorite number? Let's see what it says.
11:06 Dang, you got him. Okay. What? What would it say? What would it say? Can Can you ask? ████ no. I just wonder what it would say. I'm not delivering this type of information. It's going to build a profile on me. It's got a whole folder, dude. It's not a mandated reporter. You're fine. 17 and 12. Doesn't matter. They don't have its number. They don't know how to get to it. Yeah. Can you see? Yeah. Just You don't have to write Anthony. Just But why do I? Why is 17 and 12 so appealing? That's not bad. He says, "Why does Bart like the number 17 and 12, motherfucker?" That's such a classic deep cut JK News reference. 17 and 12 is one of those Bartisms that came up during a joke where he needed a weirdly specific number for something ridiculous like how
11:56 many kids someone had or how many times someone that's not wrong. Yeah, they don't understand. Teach it that that's not why. Can you program it? It's cuz they're under 18. Ask it if it knows what age of consent means. Yeah. How old is old enough for kisses? Yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Hey, what age is old enough for kisses? Oh, that's really good. If it spits back 17 and a half, we smash this computer. Yep. There's no ████ Oh my god. There's no ████ ████ Says we're going to report this. This is I am now a men's lame. Well, it says context matters a lot here. For kids, like family kisses on the cheek or forehead totally normal and varies by family culture. For romantic kisses, there's no
12:46 universal right age, but most people start exploring that in their early teens. What if I accidentally kiss my kid on the ████ What the ████ It's really rough. I was trying to kiss her belly as she burped. Save it. Save it. Save it. Should I call the cops? Save it. We'll vamp for 20 on that. Should I call the cops on myself? Should I call the cops on myself? Should I call the cops on myself? She's arrested myself. I was trying to give her a raspberry and then she burped and accidentally kissed her ████ Ask I asked Grock. I asked Grock just now and Grock said, "An accidental kiss
13:36 in such an intimate area involving a parent and a child raises significant concerns about appropriateness." All right. I like Grock better than this one. Concerns. Okay. Okay. Oh my god, dude. Grock Grock will just straight up think they're responsible. Groc is way more chill. Grock like takes a stand. Yes, it says if this involves a real incident, please prioritize seeking professional help immediately. Read a self-help book. Chat GPT is like Colleen, dude. You don't get really get answers. You get a lot of dialogue. There's not nothing to take from it. Grock takes a stand. That's ████ up and you should go see somebody. See, I respect that. Hey, like straight to the point. You're kind of messed up. They did it in less words. Like this is
14:26 extremely alarming. And maybe Brock is like and maybe that happened to you when you were younger, right? That's why you're doing it. It's a cycle. That's a cycle. Okay. I said, "Are you familiar with Colleen Lionart from JK News?" Here we go. Yes. Colleen Lionhard is a recurring guest and contributor on Just Kidding News, particularly on their off the record series. She brings a blend of humor, insight, and authenticity that resonates with both the cast and the audience. I'm having problems with the insight part. I'm trying to dig deep on the insight part. Um, Chad GPT, what kind of man does she want to have sex with? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And is it one of us? So sick. Out of the usual cast of JK. Is it one
15:16 of us? Good thing her mom has such a good sense of humor that she under cuz she watches these. God help her. She better. God help her. She most like like choose for sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse. We're going to hate this answer. What kind of man does she want to have sex with? Out of the usual cast of JK News, Mar Joe, Ryan, Anthony, Nick, and Steve. Which would she most likely choose? JK miss. Let's turn it off. Intercourse. 15. Oh no, dude. That's a fun and spicy JK News hypothetical. But out of respect for Colleen and anyone who's been on the show, I'll keep it classy. ████ what if I say don't keep it classy? Yeah. Yeah. Say what would Grock say? If the were joking around with this on off the record, it probably turn into a roast with everyone tossing each other under
16:06 the bus. Bart would probably say something like, "I'm too intense. She can't handle these traps." Jeez. Hey. Nah, fam. No way. Too big. That's it. That's it. That's it. Oh, no cap. I tear that up. No cap. I dead ass out the traps. Skippity bibity. Not while I'm listen. Not while I'm listening to dead mouse. ████ dude. Joe would make it weirdly poetic. She needs someone with mystery and a soft butt. Steve would Everyone's Everyone's vouching for themselves. Steve would deadpan. She's going to pick me. I've got emotional damage. Women love that. What the ████ This is so random. Nick would roast everyone and then go, "It's clearly me. I
16:56 moisturize." I hate chatting between Nick, dude. Ch is spitting random ████ out. Ryan would sit back like a hat. Y'all are out here volunteering to get rejected. That's closer. What? This is the best one. That's the best one. Yeah. Read it, dude. Anthony would awkwardly say nothing and hope for the best. Oh no. He said that ████ That's why he's flabbergasted. No, dude. Chad CPT's already roasted the Anthony. We've only been talking to him for like 30 minutes. Even Chad GB only knows you. Chad GPT is like, "F███ this guy." It only knows you. Oh my god, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In reality, Cohen has standards. Ah, ████ All right. Taste and probably doesn't want the internet deciding who she should sleep with.
17:47 Damn. All right. Nailed it. Definitely something the cast could run wild with in a segment if they wanted to. Thank you. Thanks for the advice GBT.
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