0:00 [Music] a british man has paid up to 300 000 since 2014 in plastic surgery to make himself look like a korean woman no this guy's gonna look this guy's gonna look dope so there was that one dude that wanted to be a k-pop guy that's the same guy oh wait now it's a korean woman yup yo is there a guy getting all this the same dude he was trying to look like jimin from ████ bts yeah now it's like so he wanted to look like a korean man he was trying to look like a korean pop star but he gave up on one guy in bts yeah a specific guy and then he gave up on that and now like all of them is now switching to just looking like a woman he was trying to say that he he identifies as being
0:51 i mean that looks nothing like a korean girl the guy's white that just looks like a las vegas like a retired las vegas ████ stripper michael jackson knows though yeah that triangle knows what did she look like that ████ that's a ████ street performer at ████ fremont street right there ████ fremont street she's a cocktail waitress dude got a lego set on his face let me find the before ben you got to go so far back for these before well i think um when when it was uh when when at the when at the time he was trying to be a k-pop or identify as korean or he spent hundreds of thousands already that's the before before whoa is that ucla dude [Laughter]
1:43 so he was trans-racial now he's transgender racial transgender trans-racial gender he said that he doesn't he doesn't yet identify as a woman but he might in the future but he sure does identify as a korean uh trans racially yeah i believe so trans racial gender potential right now he identified as like can we talk about trans racial for a second yeah we'll start there did he wait did he get a did he want to get a penis reduction too so he could be more korean and ████ that's crazy that's a slap in my face dude that's just like in my face no just the uh the penis thing i don't know what stereotypes you heard i heard but that's definitely not true i heard singapore i heard that on the flight there in the ████ the people that singapore airlines says the people
2:34 singaporeans are big dongs we're flying out at 24 hours 2000 feet singaporean dick's currently at eight inches average yes welcome on board to singapore airlines live where we have big yeah dude but that's your way of you're like playing the opposite to make a surprise when we finally see your dick huh no definitely not definitely i wish i wish that was just setting the bar low so that when he shows his average dick we go whoa that's a big ████ dick bro three inches is that three inches really i like we got to go to a cream spa together oh my god let's do it wait but that's like a lot of ████ money dude three hundred grand a ton of money that's a house dog yeah what does it do for a living that's crazy but why did he want to be a korean pop star so bad for clout
3:26 is that what it was well so like this person ali london is his name and he's a really big personality on social media and has admitted to just being addicted to like you know content and algorithm and just constantly creating and you know oh so this is the factor it's all about it's almost like the worst thing that could probably happen to ollie london is probably to be done having surgery because there's nothing oh so he just needs to keep that's my personal opinion what do you think his new thing is after this british i think he got more addicted to having development i was about to say this is probably his hobby dude it's like when you add new parts to your car yeah she's just like i'm gonna get a wide body kit you know a lot of new skin is what it is exactly yeah i'm gonna get a front lift because part of it too for this guy is like i wonder how far i could push it that was developing a ████ fortnite character right
4:16 i mean it's funny because this this is a quote from him he said i have quite an obsessive and impulsive personality i discovered beautiful korean women on tick tock and decided i want to look like them and then he finds out later they're chinese he went for it yeah he did it i mean i appreciate how straightforward he is about like what he's doing he's like yeah i like the way they look i want to look like that that kind of makes me feel okay with it bro i bet when he gets allergies that ████ is crazy but it's like but it's like when he sneezes that must be a mess just oh like a bunch of silicone no it's just stuck in there oh yeah what do you think the quality of life is when you get so much plastic surgery over a period of time like that i mean if that's your ████ thing he probably loves it no matter how it feels you think it's good when you're fighting with plastic surgery it just gets crunchy it's knocked off yeah you're just like uh that doesn't hurt yeah he says i am obsessed with tick tock and
5:07 i feel like i need to look more beautiful to get more brand deals so from a business perspective it makes sense for me to continue going under the knife that's what a lot of girls say too like they just get like minor plastic surgeries like oh it's an investment it's a slippery slope like a lot of them will start with the deviated septum surgery and they'll go oh since i'm in there might as well make my nose better and then it just goes well i can do this i need to get that surgery i think there's some girls though where you see their before and after and i'm like good for you but what if they have kids and then the kids look nothing like them yeah that's what i'm worried about like like kylie jenner you have the kid's surgery there yo did you see that picture of the of that rich i don't know if they're korean or chinese yeah yeah and all the babies came out ████ ugly as ████ did you see how that how that wasn't true and it ruined that woman's life no
5:57 that's ████ up yeah that that meme or whatever was explaining like was a like a a whole like fraud thing would it never happened there was like a picture like a like a couple no yeah but i was like what's the real story behind that there is no real story they just like photoshopped it or something oh really the babies were photoshopped i don't know which one like it ruined her life so they're all cute babies and they could have photoshopped them or the mom would could have been ugly and she photoshopped her like just something was photoshopped yeah something was changed to make the joke make sense and then um and then it like that was a good joke went around and like i think she like some ████ happened where she couldn't work at her place anymore and then wow she was gonna kill herself and she got real serious there's some influencer girls though where like you know how like haters dig up their old photos and ████ and then like whatever and i've
6:48 seen the before and after and i'm like i'm pretty sure that they wouldn't have their millions of followers and like all these brand deals and whatever if they stayed the way that they looked because it's it's the whole their whole business is based on what they look like right it's not their personality literally everyone like ariana grande uh kendall jenner cardi b like if you look just like 10 years ago oh yeah everyone gets work done like a little bit just little tiny adjustments and you don't you don't notice it over time but then when you see old pictures that pop up you're like whoa that was crazy i saw a old picture of scissor you know sizzle and she looked way different from like that was like circulating around tick tock where from what she looks like now when like what you were saying when she looked like when like five years ago what's some of the distinct features of her nose like you could tell her nose is like distinctly different yeah now she
7:39 got like it's like way smaller and it's like more of like a button nose more like a oh i wish they did like different styles though because that everyone just looks like kim kardashian or they just want the ████ big cheek that's everyone in l.a huh like why are you doing it the same way like can somebody do like a big job it's like when you create a wrestler in those old ████ like why can't someone just have frankenstein bolts in their side of their head can i can i have a neanderthal look like can i get low cheekbones like come on like i want to see i want to see different styles yeah yeah yeah i was like it's all the same nobody has the ingenuity to do it nah dude everyone just wants to look the same it's almost like it's own sport like they're not
8:29 doing it anymore for the approval of like you or me it's like it's almost like they're just racing each other yeah i want to get like the buddha ears so i look wise i mean you can make more money i say you gotta take it as fact you just throw them around all the time well actually did i ever show you this yeah you do they ████ stretch this far look whoa ████ you do have buddha they stretched that far yeah bro i believe everything you say in it what are they what are those very wise um because when i was a kid i had a habit of just pulling on them all the time oh so you stretch though yeah so i just inadvertently stretch them the way that like when you get plugs so they like they used to go what did you do as a kid walk around life like this i used to just sit in the car and just go my dad would just look at me like the ████ wrong with you get your ears pierced no that's why a lot of people
9:19 think i used to have plugs because this is how it looks like when you used to have that's what i assumed wow you had plugs i should be right in the ear you got a ████ chihuahua skin here dude you have a nut sack earlobe bro have you guys considered getting work done like any plastic surgery any of that enhancing anthony wanted his face done all right his whole face no he did it we pressured him into thinking that dude do braces count that's pretty costly i had braces too i need to get him again oh s███'s ████ but you know what's funny is everyone who's had braces got it at the advice of their parents like it's not like i was like oh my teeth are ████ but oh i gotta i i got it when i did it yourself i got it no not myself i went to orthodontics no uh my mom's insurance oh ████ i would i would do a rare one though like low-key i would like extend my fingers
10:09 just a little bit just just like just like that much just like long fingers low-key do rare ones and see if people pick up on it like oh they go it's a little bit longer like i'll do this and everyone's just like i'd have a ████ sword on my elbow dog what like a cartoon fingernail in my elbow oh yeah yeah if a plastic surgeon went hey i'll do it for free as long as it's weird what would you get i would get like a like a shark fin of mine oh a shark fin that's tight the back of my neck yeah like this so when you move your hair like this you're like wow and then there's like a little shark i'm swimming there's just a little like what the hell it's like [Laughter] yeah i'd probably get some rare ones i want hordes oh like that that's like yeah mind style
11:00 horns right here you want there you ████ devil you actually would get horns i would because you know that's not that's not even that expensive judges him hard he's like oh i want it on the side like another finger here so you can like hold your phone like this you know like all words you know you know you put your pinky i would just get another finger do we cover the jk story it was a it was a holder and it was like an attachment you put on your hand and the bottom part was like another finger yeah i would just get one yeah like right there i could just hold my phone and go on my phone see guys are trying to think of functional ████ not me i want i want my butthole to be a ████ why just soak up both that looks tight you just said you would switch it out so you're not both yeah no my butt my butthole is a ████ you want it to act like a functional useless right now anyways oh so you just want a labia on
11:51 outside if you have a labia and a cl you want a clitoris so if i spread my butt cheeks then you see a ████ in a bunch of yoshinoya on the outside is that what you're doing that'll be tight you should know your body yeah a little arby's you're gonna have to wipe so much arby's rb roast beef oh is that what that means i don't know i think so maybe whoa or is it someone's name i don't know aren't mr rb you're good the lobes have spoken [Music] uh
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