0:00 I was a edge lord for like the first year of discovering Jack and off cuz I didn't know how to come. Is is like it was too scary. >> What did you learn? >> Cuz I it gets to the point and I'm like, "Oh, no, it's too intense." Cuz it feels like a sneeze. I don't want to lose my virginity. >> [laughter] >> I'm saving it. You know, I didn't know how to come. Welcome back to another episode of Care For Boys where today we have uh Nick Dunn and he's going to speak on how puberty affected him growing up. >> Yeah, sexpert, tell us. How did puberty hit you? Like what what changed and what had and what rate? >> The biggest thing for me cuz I didn't really get any physical changes at puberty. Yeah, you didn't have no hairy balls? Not really. >> have any physical changes? >> Hair came a lot later. Your ████ didn't get cockier? What about your voice? I think it got a little bit deeper, but it for me my marker was how much I
0:50 masturbated. Nice. >> [laughter] >> It was like I was literally thinking about this. What was the number of times you >> dishes the other day and I was thinking about how crazy it was and I'm like, "Damn, I have a feeling Ryan's going to ask me about this." What the >> [laughter] >> I swear to god I was thinking this while I was washing dishes. But I'm hey, I'm that's very [clears throat] lucky for me. >> What's the most you ever masturbated in a day? Dude, it was probably like seven or eight times, dude. ████ >> This is when I was in like >> [sighs] >> I was probably like fifth, sixth grade. >> Now he just only does it four times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You came every time? But sometimes it would be like nothing. It would be like nothing. Yeah. Well, there's a part where you dry heave cuz you come so much. >> So other than your room and the bathroom See, that's where it was kind of ████ weird. It was like I would just Just say it. do it all over the house. >> [laughter]
1:40 >> What do you mean all like on the couch? >> try to just hide places. >> You would go on tour? Yeah, yeah. You would hide? Where would you Where can you hide? >> One time I Everybody was in a house. So I was like, "F███, I got to go I got to get my I got to scratch this itch. This is so embarrassing. I can't believe I'm telling this." I went to I got I went to my mom's. Dude, I can't believe I'm saying this. This is going to be put on Patreon, right? >> No. Front page of YouTube. >> seat of my mom's Ford Windstar. And instead of being on the ████ like actual chair, I laid on the mat. That's how crazy it was. >> Was that in the garage? It was in the It was in the front yard. >> So, what what excuse did your Hey, I'm going to go check up on your car. They Dude, I could just go outside. Yeah, yeah. If it was outside the house and I didn't go out in the street >> You just went with no words. You just walked outside with You could be gone in 30 seconds or what? I just came right back in. Nobody's checking on you or nothing? What if he
2:30 He's not that slick and they're like, "Where's Nick jerking off again?" They see the car They I probably was being so obvious. Cuz isn't your dad was he in like, "Stop jerking off." Yeah, my dad had to tell me to stop jerking off cuz I >> They probably caught your ass jerking off all day. What color was the Windstar? It was >> [laughter] >> It was like a light green. >> Hey, did someone teach you or did you just discover the joy of jerking it? So, I had a older friend >> It's always a older friend. >> in karate and he's like and he was like, "Hey, dude, have you" Yeah, it was a little bit lighter than that. It was like more of like a teal maybe. And he was like He was like, "Hey, you were trying to masturbate?" I was like, "What the hell are you talking about, dude?" He's like He was He told me you take sun sunscreen lotion? >> [laughter] >> Sunscreen? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Something that so nobody's going to miss.
3:20 >> [laughter] >> Something coconut? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what he he told me about it and then I went to go try it out one day and then I was hooked. Yeah, that's the color, bro. What what what were you thinking about or jerking off? Dude, just anything. >> Were you No, no. Were you jerking it to? >> What are you thinking of? Back then, honestly, dude, I don't know. Back then, I really don't know. >> Cindy Crawford? >> [laughter] >> It was It was just like a thrill to do. Like cuz I remember it was early when I first started doing it and then I I did it a bunch and then I was like, "All right, I got to slow down." And then eventually taper off. >> was going to be a problem? You had to rehab yourself? No, it was it was just like, this is crazy. When I found out that I was doing this in my mom's ████ Windstar. That's when you realized it's a deviant level of I got to stop, yeah. >> Mine was to all the import tuner chicks. >> WOO, CLASSIC. >> Cuz I don't even remember if I had like material, you know. What? So, you had a
4:10 great imagination? >> think I had material. >> That's very difficult without So, you're just using Well, when you're when you're in fifth you're fifth grade, dude. I like material, though. I'm a material >> Of course, of course. You ████ jacked off to Zen space? >> [laughter] >> I was just meditating, my boy. Yeah. You had a rock garden in your mind while you were rock garding in your hand? >> I remember it was just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a I'm a man. I'm a boy. >> Now, if you really hit you hard in that way, then. Cuz you know, you I heard a comedian talking about this, and he goes, when you're The reason why boys are such creeps is because they they go from being sweet sweet boys talking about dinosaurs, and all of a sudden they're like, I want to have sex with women, you know, like they just there's no in between. That's true. >> Yeah, and then and then there's a moment where you're like trying to figure all this ████ out, and then you're like, oh, okay. That is true, cuz I remember like the first time I'm like, why can't I be
5:02 an adult? Cuz I want to have sex. And I'm like ████ 11 or some ████ and I got I'm just sitting there with a hard-on, and I'm like, I wish I looked like that guy who was like a like a college guy. And I'm like, the reason why I'm not getting these 20-year-old girls is cuz I look like this. You know what I remember a lot, too? I remember when I was in like when I was in like sixth grade like around that time, I really just wanted a girlfriend. I was like, oh, man, I just want a girlfriend so bad. >> So, you could ████ feel her up? >> No, honestly, like kind of I was like, cuz if you got a girlfriend, that means just like in your head at your fifth >> yeah. That's fourth fifth sixth grade brain, you're like, dude, once I get a girlfriend, then it's like and it's we're >> going to be making out all day. >> Yeah, that's all we're going to do. And then the whole time and you just kind of want like I would always like yearn for like, oh, I just want a girlfriend. I couldn't think of anything else other than that, yeah. Yeah, 100%. That's all
5:52 you cared about. And you're trying to be like, oh, could this person be a good girlfriend? You know, like you're just like that was what my brain was. And I think in that way that's how like puberty hit me. >> like the first couple at your elementary school or junior high like just walking by holding hands and you're like, damn, that's ████ sick. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't got to walk alone anymore? And it's just the guy and they're all just all they do is just walking together. And they're having lunch and then they're like, ████ how do I get that life? I think because my school was so small, I might have been the first one. But but I remember like my friends were but it wasn't good because because my friends were so like still thinking like that's whack to do. >> oh, really? Yeah. And then like and then like I'd break up and we I go hang with the homies and they'd be like celebrating and then I come back the next day and they're back together. Boo, you know, like it's that
6:43 kind of ████ where like it was like kind of kind of lame to be with a girl still at that point. Even in high school it was still kind of lame for some reason. Yeah, that's true. To be like booed up? Yeah. It was cooler to be hanging with the boys like all throughout high school than it was to be with a girl, but >> No, not regular public school. You see ████ people just making out by the locker and you're like, man, I just want to like make out at the locker. I know, yeah. That's what everybody wants. >> I was a edge lord for like the first year of discovering jerking off cuz I didn't know how to ████ It's it's like it was too scary. >> What did you learn? Well, cuz I it it it gets to the point and I'm like, oh, no, it's too intense cuz it feels like a sneeze a sneeze is about to come out, right? I don't want to lose my virginity. >> [laughter] >> I'm saving it. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO ████ And then later like, you know how when you talk about jerking off and ████ and everyone's talking about busting a nut and I'm like, oh, yeah, bust a nut all
7:33 the time. It's just pre-cum basically. And I'm like, yeah, it's like clear. And they're like, wait, what? And then they're like, man, you never busted a nut before? And I'm all like, wait, what? Cuz the ████ that they're saying >> him feel bad about [laughter] it. Yes, I did bust nuts. Cuz they'll act it out, dude. Like one of my friend was like, yeah, man, you it hits you so hard that you're like, UH UH LIKE THAT. AND I'M LIKE, MY ████ is not that intense. So, I was like, what's wrong? Do mine. Do mine. Let me see. No, but they're literally telling me, no, you have to finish. Like you you have to keep going. And I'm all like, what? Cuz it felt so crazy to feel You know like that feeling right before you come? Like it's too intense. So, I never got there. So, I just be like, oh, that was so good. I never busted. >> your hand, stop stop stop stop stop. >> [laughter] >> SO, I TRIED IT. >> WHY YOU'RE SO CRAZY. WHAT? But I do
8:25 remember when I went home, I was like, all right, I'mma go home right now and ████ I'm not going to stop. And then I was like, and I ████ busted a nut and nothing came out cuz I was that young. How young are we talking? Are you like nine? Junior high, maybe. Sixth grade. Oh, that's not that Not that young. Yeah, but then it was There was no ████ >> You're already in Nick You're already Nick's league. I know. I was I was going ham, dude. I did too much. It was a problem, I think. Dude, that's puberty's ████ nuts. That with the way you like when you start like I remembered uh like when my voice started getting lower and then I didn't get taller. >> [laughter] >> But then I got pubes and I was like, what the ████ This is weird. >> seeing the first like two strings of hair on my balls. I'm like, what the I remember I was What's wise down there? I wanted [laughter] I wanted armpit hair
9:15 so bad cuz all my friends had armpit hair, but it took me so long. It was I wasn't till like I was a junior. Did you get BO though? No. When's the first time you got BO? Cuz that comes with puberty, too. I I kind of never really had BO. Wow. >> a mustache before I had dick hair. >> [laughter] >> Now we know what came first. I think I did, too. I had I had mustache from like fifth grade. >> know if I ever had BO cuz I remember early on in elementary school my mom would like uh she she likes to dry my clothes by hanging. Like that stuff. So you know how it has a funky smell? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um I went over to my friend's house and when he told me I smelled like a dog from that point on I was like just always taking showers all the ████ time. >> [laughter] >> So I never got a chance to not be clean. >> Wait, so what is it you said from
10:05 hanging it how it smelled like that? Well, she just so she uses like all organic. Like I guess the people these are called crunchy. She was a crunchy ass lady since day one. [laughter] So she would use like ████ like wheat germ detergent or some ████ And then also there's no drying sheets that smell good. And she likes to dry things in the sun. So all of my ████ always just smell ████ weird. And then when I when I rode uh uh my bike to my homie's house I was sweating. So my sweat mixed with the weird >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It activates it. >> was like, "What the hell, damn you smell like a dog." And I'm like, "What the f███?" [laughter] I'm like, "Man, from now on I'm never going to smell like ████ ever again." >> about you? At what age did you actually start liking girls? Oh, dude, that's probably five. >> [laughter] >> When I was five. >> How did you know you weren't gay? How did I know I wasn't gay? Well, like you never had a transition from like
10:55 girls are gross to like I like girls now. I like girls the whole time. I remember like my teacher would bend over cuz she's yelling at me, right? And her ████ shirt hangs hangs low that I could see her bra. Like that looks awesome. >> [laughter] >> So for a kid that didn't get TV, what were you like where were you seeing women in your life to be like hubba hubba? Cuz I had saw TV and that's what got my brain that way. Yeah. Well, I got a little bit of TV. So the earliest TV I can probably remember is like Charles in Charge. >> [laughter] >> Dude, there were hella babes on that show. >> Yeah, and there's that one blonde chick. I think that was probably my first TV crush of all time. Charles in Charge. >> Yeah. And then ████ when Baywatch came around you just love the whole cast. You're like dude. Seeing that as a kid is that's that does damage to your brain bro.
11:45 >> dude I just love this whole cast. How can I be on the beach like this all the time? That makes you so thirsty. And how can I look like David Hasselhoff? I was too busy thinking that I'm going to be a lifeguard to save lives one day. Everybody did. That's a standard you're like oh dude that's that's obviously the life. >> [laughter] >> Then you realize lifeguards don't really live like that. But even like like Jasmine from Aladdin and Belle were kind of fine too. >> [laughter] >> Right? Yeah. They were kind of fine too. Yeah Jasmine I remember when I was a kid in Aladdin when like I I forgot what happens but she gets captured and she has to wear like the red version of her costume. Oh. >> And then I forgot what the situation is and I was a kid I was like damn. >> [laughter] >> Damn yeah. >> All it is is just red. >> Do you guys remember the Screwball cartoons? Do you guys used to watch those? That's with the wolf where he's hitting that he sees a babe and he's
12:35 hitting the table and he's like ah. We used to watch those all the time and I think that taught me that like yeah I like that. >> It taught you to ogle women. >> [laughter] >> Hell yeah.
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