0:00 [Music] welcome back to a special mukbang episode of careful boys today we are eating the mam me food mam me food you are you okay with that no it doesn't f me you know Vietnamese people are the best because me and Joe we're not Vietnamese and then we came out a long time ago and we're Chinese and Japanese and then they still Embrace us and they don't care and they want us to do more uncle cuz you guys do a good job isn't that crazy that's just that's just funny but that's cuz that shows how cool Vietnamese people are Vietnamese people have a good sense of humor but it's also it also shows how well you're navigating it too really cuz I'm sure they would be pissed at someone else doing it badly true oh true true or like where it looks
0:50 like you're just making Vietnamese people the butt of the joke out of all the Asians who's got the worst sense of humor right now Filipinos ████ dude I don't know what happened I don't what happened sense of humor what's the news on that no I'm not even other like channels and other things are are writing the same thing now that I was just saying really yeah way it's the thing man I'm telling you okay what's something that the vietn I mean Filipino Community got outraged over is it the Filipina X stuff like that they got out who's the most woke Asian they get mad now when somebody's not full Philipino and they get praised for them saying they're Filipino what like Bruno Mars is not full Filipino right what is he but then when people go oh look at Bruno Mars like it used to be like how great Bruno Mars look it's nice to see Filipinos excelling now today people are like that fool ain't even
1:41 full Filipino like the sentiment is so they're beus that's the last time I heard somebody do that his name was Voldemort yeah it gets like that if you look at like I just know Harry Potter like we talking about real people Olivia Rodrigo you know Olivia Rodrigo what she mix with Filipino white I I don't know what else so Filipinos abandoned Olivia Rigo no they they didn't they didn't abandon her there's just now a voice for an opposing side that doesn't think you're not like they're saying you're not Filipino enough I think they're assuming that that those people that are only part Filipino are leveraging that part only when it's convenient D that's ████ up even though that's not really what happens but they just like some of them just feel that way and I'm like what the where the ████ that come from I'm not even Filipino and I get proud when I see Jollibee so it's not a Ultra
2:32 purist thing because like obviously any a Filipino with like a Spanish last name is not like pure Filipino right so like they're just they're just wanting somebody who like reps it all day all the time since birth I guess I don't really know what they want I think people that are pissed off like that they'll never be happy no matter what you do so it doesn't matter true but like pure Filipino isn't even the thing it's like even if we all have Spanish last names just cuz we didn't have any last names so we had to get something well some some of them Filipino last names is pretty Filipino you guys were a first name based country that's crazy a lot of people got last names for that reason because they their name was like tukk or some ████ yeah but you know you know when you meet them Filipinos and their last name is like sangalang bang or whatever you're Filipino that's legit you're a real one an indigenous Filipino
3:22 like my name is super Spanish but I I don't think I'm Spanish at all Ryan Garcia right yeah Ryan Hernandez right Ryan Brian but I think like sense of humor wise I don't philipinos are not in the lead anymore is it the American Filipinos is it the American Filipinos that are tripping I don't think so I think it's like half and half does that does that mean then that the race or culture itself has ascended to a point like you guys have done so much to a point where you guys can get upset that's what I think and that's that's the thing where it's like cuz when people are like really ████ up still they're just grateful for cuz there was a professor like a Filipino Professor that was trying to explain it and he was saying something like because we had such literal representation before if you just saw anybody that was like even 5% 10% you were like yeah Filipinos yeah
4:13 you know but then now because it's almost stereotypical that Filipinos are talented yeah they're just like oh well it better be the best Filipino that I've ever seen on that stage or else because I know ████ 10 million back home just doing karaoke that are better than her you know it's like weird they say true cuz whenever we make videos on Mong culture the whole so much love you know the whole population of Mong people go thank you so much for even mentioning it mentioned shout Ms like no he's only half Mong five more years than he's only half M that's a crazy line I've never heard hey Ms are coming up they they deserve to be man shout out s M's got a long way to go I Sunny Lee is M yeah what about that one Disney girl what Disney girl Belle no wait oh I
5:05 know not Olivia moon from the Disney Channel Olivia moon what are you talking about she's Vietnamese no there's a m girl that's like yeah yeah that's that's married to that's married to Harry Potter that's subin's food that's married to Harry Potter married to Harry Potter thank Disney yeah what's that girl's name oh Bessa no I have no idea what you're talking about I know who you're talking about married to Daniel Radcliffe my Ching Tang food oh careful it's leing on is that who you're talking about what's your name are you saying he's she's married to Daniel Radcliffe yeah Aaron dark no that's his wife it's a m girl it's a m girl she's on Disney she does not look M no that that is not that's not no that is oh not
5:55 Harry Potter I'm sorry homeschool uh Home Alone Home Alone Oh M Cen oh M Cen yeah what's the girl Hella mess up dude isn't her name like uh Brenda brendaa Brenda Song Brenda Song M cen's wife is Rachel Miner and she's completely white they got a divorce no there's a new one she he got a new chick oh he did there's a new one yeah Brenda Song along can I say something kind of maybe not not not controversial yeah yeah so growing up I know there's a lot of people that're like oh look at that guy he has ████ eyes like me there is hope I never had that growing up really yeah the first person that I think that I was like oh that guy is cool want to be like him was actually
6:46 vanam not because I relate to him on being French or Belgium but I think growing up on like Bruce Lee and Jet Ley movies I was like okay these ████ move good for sure but why is everybody got to look so weak like that and then you would watch the other action films and you're like okay Arnold is big as ████ Sylvester is big as ████ but they can't move at all and then John Claude vanam came and then I think I bit my bottom lip and I was like oh ████ this fol could do a little bit of both attracted to him or you wanted to be him I always thought it was weird too every attracted isn't it weird like you know the film it's mostly for men right cuz it's action 100% but there's always scenes of him in ████ but butt out yeah or butt cheeks why would you do
7:37 that why would you do that colen likes see Butts oh yeah I just visualized it he has a nice butt though because knew that b was going to the theaters and you need something for everybody you know to my C yeah but so I never really related to people that were like oh yes that guy was whatever even when you saw Ernie Reyes and turtles 2o yeah I didn't even know he was Asian dude I think I just yeah me too I think I just accepted the world as the world oh and so it was it I've always been it's always been above racial in skin color it was just more so characteristics of people that I liked or didn't like interesting wow yeah when I saw uh hook for the first time and I saw um Dante yeah I 100% had that oh I
8:28 didn't know he was Asian either just was like cuzz I think my dad told me hairstyle too yeah my dad told me and I I wanted to be that like not only like him but I'm like who he played in the story I wanted to be that in life I hated that I wanted to be the bad guy that turns good at the end when he goes really yeah I wanted to be bad my whole life up until the end where I go like you Rufio cuz I was like why are you so stubborn you little ass Peter's trying to come back and then as an adult you go back and you're like dude Peter is a ████ because Rufio was holding it down and you have no appreciation you don't even remember your roots y but then as a child you're like oh Rufio man you're so you're so mean you just want to be the boss when Peter's the real boss yeah but I still didn't think he
9:19 was Asian oh really I thought he was Mexican too or something I also when I was a kid I don't think I looked at it as Asian as one group oh I just saw it as Japan versus everybody I mean there once was a time I know well that makes sense cuz even a lot of like the Bruce Lee movies he'd be like fighting guy yeah yeah he'd be fighting other Asians but I also didn't identify with the Japanese bad guys as my team I saw it as like those bad Japanese guys it's kind of like if Germans watch the Nazi movie they don't go oh the good old days with us and Hitler they see is that true C what a statement do you remember that Bruce Lee movie where there's like a park and it's like a bunch of Japanese people there and then it says no Chinese chines or dogs a or dogs and then he has
10:10 jumps up and he kicks the sign off the guy that's blocking him looks like a ████ Indian guy with the mustache dude that was so confusing as a kid I was like huh I remember as a kid I used to always think like why are all the Asian guys always bad guys like it always be oh you got sad I like oh man except when I watch Bruce Lee movies that's probably how British people felt watching American movies oh yeah the foreigners and why are they always the Persians oh yeah the British accents and and I was like hold on this Bruce Lee film everybody's in China it's supposed to be Chinese why are all the guys getting their ass kicked Filipinos you ever seen that they use like Filipino stunt guys only when they need to ████ them up yeah I was like damn man Phil Filipino stunt guys are the best hey I've never seen like race or even worried about race watching movies back in the day like as a kid
11:00 watched it for the plot yeah I was just like oh what's going on I never worried about what what they look like or what color they were none of that yeah like you know you bring up Ernie re I probably related more to the turtle yeah same I was like I am the turtle yeah Angelos my gu yeah I'm like get that Asian get out of here you didn't you didn't relate to master Tatsu oh that cool that guy was pretty cool too yeah I didn't think about that H like I would watch GI Joe and I wanted to be GI Joe yeah I wanted to be Michelangelo and I wanted to be married to April in GI Joe you wanted to be Duke no you just watched the GI Joe the show and you wish you were one of them which one Sonia and Duke is the main guy that makes there's no one named G Jo
11:50 Sonia blade that's like Sonia blade still sometimes probably yeah this is true this is very true you know the um the lady that played Sonia blade in the Mortal Kombat game okay she like still looks like that today no way her name's Carrie uh k e r i I messaged her with the JK account I think damn is she following us k e r i a an N caran um let me see if she's yeah she's following us what bring her here just K uh k e r r and Ken can meet her childhood hero Ken Gallery yeah that's her today how old is she like 60 but she looks 25 yeah it's pretty it's pretty remarkable wow let me see that
12:41 ████ like that's her dressed up as her character now damn what that's F yeah does she have only pants no she's like she's the she doesn't have she doesn't do anything like that at all she's just like a fitness like expert and hell yeah if I was a girl I'd totally open up only bands you know what I'm saying talk to me that's why it's good that we're not girls cuz we tired of my mom you know what I'm saying just chill out what kind of content would you do that was her what do you mean her in the game so like uh when you look at Mortal Kombat 3 yeah uh third one yeah there's like 15 of those there's like 11 right now so Mor come come at she was actually the uh the body reference and character reference for most of the games from back then so it wasn't it was like Killer Instinct more Moral Kombat like she's kill in was she
13:32 um one she was Orchid no oh I had a huge crush on Orchid fality she go like this and she ████ flash know that I thought You' have games when you were kid I didn't have games your friend that game huh oh yeah but sometimes I'll go with my friends when I hang out with my friends across the street that have good families they'll take me to the arcade you know so I had I had exposure but I didn't have the consistency so Orchid was your come to Daddy moment oh yeah yeah yeah what do you want no my come to Daddy moment when's my first come to Daddy moment five five Jessica Rabbit for most oh yeah that was a big one oh you know what come to Daddy remember that old like you go to Chinatown and see like Street Fighter squirrels and ████ there one like
14:22 chungli all ████ beat up and stuff with the clothes all ripped and hanging out hell yeah you know what I'm talking about mm that was fine you like domestic abuse huh yeah he's the kind of guy that watches a horror film and he gets horny cuz the girls die damn I like he just wants to protect her dude lay on save her remember an Animaniac there was that nurse oh yeah they were always the one where they got the Hello Nurse from yeah hello nurse my first one was pink Power Ranger dude that was one of the big ones Kimberly that was a big Kimberly yeah cuz I just was like that was on my Alle am did you get horny off of Carmen San Diego Carmen Electra with her she' always tuck her I love Baywatch Baywatch is still op
15:12 man anybody remembers The Titans with Raven and Cyborg oh that's another that's the next gen I got horny off of Raven I was like what is she wearing a swimsuit what a cape fire who else who else from your generation the old Harley Quinn in the cartoons was crazy Harley Quinn was pretty bad yeah from Animated Series yeah that's oh yeah the original with the pigtails MH do you remember Marvel had trading cards and then you can have like yeah all that Cyclops well I wasn't horny for Cyclops but there was this off character I think her name was like white widow or Snow Queen White Queen yeah but she would be in like white and it was so hot cuz she had like
16:02 blonde hair that was like yeah yep and I was like this is too risque of an outfit for like young people to see but she's hot yeah I had that card and um Rogue obviously wo woo yeah but you can never touch her so that's the cash 22 you're like oh that's why you want to yeah I want to kiss her but I can't because I'm going to be like Gambit just try a little bit Gambit did and he got weak you got to do exposure got do a little bit at least Emma Frost also was yeah so hot she had the the the the the thigh who's Emma Frost again Emma Frost is white White Queen White Queen from like Marvel White Queen I don't forgot that c black queen was you ever seen black queen black queen I want to see black queen I I I probably never had the
16:53 chance to bro I always likeo that was one I remember having crushes on never the main characters but like someone that makes an appearance and I would watch certain shows religiously in hopes that she makes another appearance one was Full House and another one was for Mary with children Full House in Full House it was uh Uncle Joey Uncle Joey's best his who it was the middle sister's friend Kimmy Gibler no it was another one Kimmy Gibler and I totally forgot her name but she was a red head and oh she would come by once in a while and then I just I just hope and pray that I see her one more time again and I would keep watching shows so it's Stephanie's friend Stephanie's friend that's a redhe head
17:43 oh I think I know I had a crush on Stephanie oh yeah yes oh yeah I had a huge crush on her Gia Mahan and she she would make an appearance like once in a while what was her personality I don't know I was just like captivated as a kid scarce hey what do she look like now I don't know that's a good question uh-oh here we go no don't ruin it no no ruin it just leave it sometimes they still look hot sometimes sometimes sometimes they look ████ up have you seen what happened to the Top Gun Woman oh I know the blonde lady she was so hot isn't that crazy looks pretty bomb now no way ████ I was like that's like
18:34 wow oh my God I was what wait who is that that's colen that's what the I barely saw for I just I just searched than right wait so what's the story behind what's the back story even the craziest photo the back story behind that photo I think I was 20 20 21 yeah was during that time I like that this photo us is on here too why I don't know all right all right damn okay hey can we run Colleen's only fans you know I I played I did I did a April Fool's joke I remember that and I did the math on how much I would make based off the Curiosity of the clicks I would have made like $80 $90,000 in like 6 hours brother if you don't just do a
19:26 why don't you do it can I do it and not have anything on there that's what I'm saying when people go it's just like tips on on how to shoot how to like edit you get mad and they file they file a claim against you me naked a it's me naked cuz you're what if it's just presets for like that' be so like lots no I'll get a wig that's similar know what it is too it's the perception that people think that you have your church goers ████ my morals and ethics though but that's almost worse yeah the perception that they have that you have one and not having one yeah yeah and they don't even know what's on it but the fact that you have one is weird versus having a secret real one yeah it's weird yeah when I did those numbers I was like I should think about this 90 G's in a couple hours and if you get that
20:16 monthly and solves a lot of problems it solves a lot of problems problem temporarily could start some problems
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