0:00 [Music] anybody here a fan of jk rowling oh yeah she cool oh yeah she's cool i like her movies i never read her books but harry potter though come on that's that's her right i hope that's yeah that's her yeah but you never read her voice but like come on i know she was just trying to get there people were like canceling her for being like like anti-trans or something like that right was she being anti-trainers she's been putting out some trans sentiment or something i don't know i'm only a fan of one jk which one is it bud jim carr [Laughter] harry with the k yeah john kerry so um jk rowling has very very recently been tricked by russian pranksters into thinking she was on a zoom call with president zillin's go ahead you're the russian do the call
0:50 as a russian mm-hmm you're so good at that i'm not good at russian he's good at germany i'm gonna get a german i think i could do german try russian let's just see we're going to find jk rowling we're going to do a zoom call with jk rowling uh we are going to see if you could donate some money to me mr zielinski that's how it goes and they're like she's like i'm in i'm totally in yeah hagrid and that's about it we love it is our favorites uh yeah so we love the movies you guys have access to chocolate frogs wait proud of all the ████ accents why the german i know no and i've never oh you know why the germans i don't know do it do a little sexy i like it when you do it all sexy yeah fabulous seductive style scam yeah you're trying to like like like seduce her into
1:41 signing uh [Laughter] uh uh you're jk rowling okay yeah he needs a character hi uh we are going to see if you could donate some money we're trying to collect some funds for the uh ukrainian efforts uh sexier no you have uh connections with zilensky we are wondering if you could send some money for us how much do you need uh maybe one and a half 2.2 million dollars uh we are going to need these kind of funds for that's your second sexier dude i'm trying to be sexy [Laughter]
2:35 oops now we are talking pieces there we go and there we go you know but i want two oops either side yeah that's it there it is so harry potter author jk rowling has fallen victim to a fake zoom call by russian pranksters pretending to be the president the uh edited june 18th video shows rowling being fooled by russian comedy duo woven and lexus oh the prank involving who have made a name for themselves for prank calling celebrities including prince harry elton john and george w bush how did they get well is it really hard oh are they like a sasha bear and colin we're like they're really good or allergy maybe maybe rowling was under the impression she would be speaking to the ukrainian president about her charity work during
3:27 the 12-minute clip the famous author was asked a series of awkward questions rowling was told by the comedy duo that they were scrolling the curse avada kadavra from her harry potter series on the sides of ukrainian missiles oh my they also asked what uk prime minister boris johnson's true gender is oh no and question if dumbledore is really gay and who the hogwarts headmaster had slept with they say hopefully not with the transgender the duo said referencing the author's ongoing um trans community kind of issue i kind of dunked on her vulva and alexis also asked the airport author if she would change harry's lightning bolt scar in future copies of her best selling series as they claimed it closely resembles the russian military z which has been printed on kremlin tanks that's a bad one and she said i will look into that rolling replied she added it might be good for me to do something with that myself on social media because
4:18 i think that will get into the newspapers roland's charity lumos has been providing aid to children and families in ukraine the prankster seized on this encouraging the harry potter author to send weapons instead of aid that's aid quote i want to clarify where you are sending them uh the money that lumos has collected volvin alexis asks the the best-selling writer we want to buy a lot of weapons and missiles with your money to destroy russian troops i hope you're all for that oh my god rolling replies we'll look after the kids but i really want ukraine to have all the arms it needs representatives for the harry potter author have now lashed out at the prank dubbing it distasteful jk was approached to talk about her extreme charitable or extensive charitable work in ukraine supporting children and families who have been affected by the current conflict in the
5:08 region the video which has been edited is a distorted representation they just took out all the substance and just got the funny the funny parts i mean it's a prank untasteful how how did they go so like they asked so many questions that like not one of them was like this is weird for a president to be talking but a lot of these guys if if they're good it's the way that they lead up to it where it's like building up it's not like out of like left field you know and then it's like okay how about this trailer [Laughter] how do you think about you know when you give weapons of mass destruction you know that's a good ukrainian don't be like you crazy you're ████ pranking me you can't go you can't do it that way you got to be like so what's the weather like in the ukraine
5:59 you know it's good oh that's a good one that's a good one what's the weather he's asking what's the weather like to jk there's no water like in ukraine where i'm from small talk right and then you bait them into small talk and then they'll be like yeah yeah it goes i heard it's acid rain and then it's like oh really yeah you sound so evil yeah from the missiles yes it goes yeah yeah there's a lot of missiles there oh you agree there's missiles yeah the ukraine should have missiles on and she goes yeah they need to protect themselves gotcha ████ did it mean like it's like that i'm really good at baiting people in these tactics i just i'm i was a spy in my past life did anybody did you guys i know steve's not here but did you guys ever pull pranks on people we're not good i'm not good we break characters so fast i'm like yeah that's me man the whole time
6:50 that's me too did you try it you did try didn't you ever tell us about the story i tried to prank my mom [Laughter] you want to tell the story what is this so like back in like 2012 i signed up for my first uh powerlifting meet before like product thing was really like a big thing right and then um i called my mom cause i wanted her to be there actually and i was like hey mom do this part of the thing what do you think and then she's like what no dude that's that's crazy she said dude i was there yeah and then i'll and then i forgot what happened but we end up hanging up and then i think i called her like maybe like a week later and i'm like hey mom i'm gonna do the policy meet soon are you gonna come and then she was like i talked to my fortune teller friends and they said you're gonna break your back so don't do it and i was like all right
7:40 so i didn't invite her obviously i trained for it and then i competed and then when i called her the next time um oh yeah i called her hey mom i competed in the powerlifting and she was like oh and then she's like did you break her back and i'm like i have to come see you and she's like okay so we i borrowed the neck brace from inside the bathroom and then we borrowed the wheelchair from her monk jetta extra wheelchair in in the garage and then so we put we put it in the suv and i told her i was like you have to drive and with the whole character work has to start from before my mom's one of those people as soon as like she hears like someone in the front yard she's like she's really looking out the window and she's like what's going on you know so i like i we can't miss a step so i'm like
8:30 baby can't break character don't ████ break characters it's gonna be awesome i was against the whole thing so i'm sitting stupid you provided the wheelchair i did none of that i'm saving the driver's seat neck brace on everything and then she goes we arrive in front of my mom's house she pulls out the wheelchair and then she like helps me get out of the pathway no i would like the accomplice there no no i was in the car parked and i thought we were all gonna get out and do whatever the ████ right he goes what are you doing you have to open the door for me and i'm like why it was because i broke my back and i'm like god damn it so yeah you didn't commit so she gets me in the wheelchair and then she wheels me to the front of the house i have my neck brace on like this and then uh i think she rings the doorbell and then my mom has one of those doors where it's like a metal gate right and then the wooden door behind it
9:20 so you see the wooden door open and then you just see her silhouette and in her silhouette it's just like oh ████ he broke his back didn't he the fortune tellers were right as soon as she opened the door i couldn't contain any more other [Laughter] laughing i couldn't her eyes were like she was on the verge of crying really ████ trash dude did you say anything to her afterwards i said i'm so sorry i'm so sorry it was not my idea at all you know your ████ son you know what you raised woman how did you just do get get up and then is she like your bag is broken be careful yeah the whole day should still ask me are you sure are you sure i'm like yes so she believes the fortune teller more than you yeah even when you took off the brace got out of a wheelchair walked in laughed and did a backflip yeah trips breaks his
10:11 back stepped on a crack knew it yeah she was yeah she believes her fortune child that much has the fortune teller ever been like right i don't know sometimes they are but then she she knows like 20 of them so i don't know which one she's talking about even even a blind squirrel will find a nut once in a while yeah confucius say confucius [Music] you
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