0:00 gold is gold is actually a good like if the base collapse money collapse that's still a good trade how do you keep your gold these are questions of the boys [Laughter] [Music] welcome back to another very special episode of the careful boys where we are very careful boys we have tests back yeah Tess thank you always a pleasure a lot of Calamity out there in the financial world as we know oh no meltdown here we go here we go that's a new one I've never seen you do a lamb about you the bank you know the banks are like oh oh Jesus right there's a lot of oopsie dupe season oofy doofy's happening out there do you guys have a plan if ████ hits the fan that's a pretty tough question to start the day
0:51 um you mean like a doomsday prep player adult video like are you ready oh yes I'm just gonna fly back to India baby yeah yeah that's it I'm gonna take all my cash Aiden's the collapse of the banks okay yes feed into the panic and then just go just go straight to India it's like 75 Rupees to a dollar right now I think but what if you can't even fly there because there's like crazy ████ going on right now we'll take a cruise no me too I'd probably get like one nautical mile and then sink do you think I'd probably get life of pied for sure do you ever think we like to ████ all over our ancestors a lot but you're worth it oh a thousand percent yeah yeah it's like man there's a cruise ship
1:41 right now you can pay 30 grand a year and and it's like perpetually live on a cruise it has everything you need could you live on a cruise ship one guy is how many days until you kill yourself bro I know I'm not a cruise yeah because because back during like the piracy days and ████ and the neighbor Warfare ████ they would suck on limes to prevent is that why they the
2:34 racial word for white people is Cracker because they all ate cracker on the on the thing no I think it's because we really like crackers it's kind of our food you know you know what the real meaning is that behind that is it's actually way worse is it yeah because it's not I always thought it was like crackers like you know yeah cause you know the the people that came on boats like that's all they ate that's that's what I thought it was but it's hard biscuit yeah it's actually that it's whipped cracker oh oh ████ [Laughter] no I thought it was like a soda cracker have you eaten too many limes I thought it was because we could drown out in the sun and then like our shoulders crack a little bit that's what I thought we can make it that way excellent eggs really bad do you have an actual plan does anybody have absolutely no what
3:25 should we do oh this guy does look at this man I have a um I have like a bug out bag wherever I'm at what's in it sounds like a Nickelodeon thing what does it have gack the most joke thing ever would be like I don't have it here though yeah I have it but it's it's in the other location it's not here but look he's actually left wherever I go he left to go get it I have one look the tag is still on it and everything I love it you ready to return it he's like I gotta go straight back to Walmart and the funny thing is Hannah's been like we should be prepping can we talk about unboxing yeah we can unbox this so you could get this on Amazon it's pretty easy it's already set and basically use our referral link thank you when anything goes down you just base the the average time you need to survive is like three days really like if there's a flood if there's like
4:16 any type of disaster earthquake like or whatever it takes about three days for rescue to get there or like if you could survive past those days you're pretty solid uh three days no water you're dead yeah that's that's tough especially like in a place like America where like it's not like you know how recently they had all those earthquakes and ████ in like turkey and Syria and all that and like um they just they they need like help from the world right but then like the US has enough equipment to where like if some area got ████ up you could just yeah you got the femas and ████ you know he's got that backpack yeah but I got this okay what's in it go walk us through it yeah when we got in there what do we got in there like all the influencers do I got ████ tampons bro I got tampons all right look at this tampons yeah you got to put your hand behind each other is that for bloody noses bloody noses Rags was this
5:06 designed by you I got I got body warmers I think it's cold huh is this like you designed this yourself no no it's it just comes it just comes I just bought it in a set did you choose the print of the camo print yeah I chose the princess because you could you could either get what kind of and uh flashlight oh tight very good tissue I got okay you would say that emergency blanket emergency straw yeah this one's like uh food ER bar yeah what's ER bar I don't know I don't know I just said I just said emergency oh yeah see he's good yeah it
5:58 is wow there's 2 000 calories water gloves and sewing and a in a mini tent dude you do have a lot of stuff you know what a lot of stuff did fit in there okay but now what would you add like but also I have guns so like if anything really happens you just you just steal it but that's why you got holster so now we know if anyone's missing resources during the uh Bank collapse yeah when another bank collapses Joe's gonna have like a bandolier or just bullets and ████ he's gonna have a gank Squad yeah I hate Squad ready to go so for financial collapse I I used to have a like gold like I had 40 Grand worth of just gold
6:49 and then I realized I want crypto because it's gonna go harder so I sold it all got crypto and you know you know the rest of the story yeah the thing about crypto he bought that back yeah think about crypto's you can't physically hold it and you can't walk into a bank and physically give it to somebody because they're just laugh at you and they spit your face I found it out way late yeah so there's that there's um well that's a nice ring I didn't realize oh oh this is part of my backup plan my friend wait wait wait wait wait wait what's this new ring I saw my Super Bowl ring dude this is my cult Super Bowl ring dude you know the Indianapolis Colts Super Bowl I bought a Super Bowl ring how many bags can I see it am I allowed to see this I want this thing oh God the Colts so that oh you forgot no you that means you
7:40 watched this last year thank you thanks for watching I don't I don't I don't I've never watched ████ I'm liquidating Everything Gold is gold is actually a good like if the base collapse money collapse that's still a good trade how do you keep your gold these are questions about boys [Laughter] I sold it I don't have any gold left but like yeah where did you happen oh I have it in a safe yeah yeah it's like those little plates oh coins and bars yeah whoa do you do you get it like certified before you buy it or do you yes I buy it from an off like like so the US mints gold coins that are like an ounce any people just go to Jackson Heights and just buy a bunch of rings and necklaces and bangles and wedding rings and nose rings yo but that's smart though when you're getting married so we can like move the
8:30 gold and I'm like uh I don't know Steve's gone but that's a good bug out plan though because you're just like oh okay I'm gonna sell all this stuff and then you can buy your tickets well that's that's what they do in India it's like 18 karat you know 24 Karat it's like real they're like they're like can I bend this ████ with my fake teeth you know like you can bend gold right because it's more soft yeah I heard that's like um like a special ops kind of method too is they have a Rolex that's not that you know it's it's one of the less flashier types right like a regular uh Day date like a yeah like yeah like a GMT or something that's just blank like a Pepsi yeah why just uh no you can sell it for like 8K or something oh it's like five depends yeah they just can't call the government and he's like
9:20 wait we're supposed to sell it turns it into a bar and then brings it to the pawn shop yes it goes in the Box Shop he's like so I have my belted Rolex they're like three dollars they're like I got it I got it do you actually have a plan for yourself uh well I was thinking about this because Bart actually texted us about this yeah he was like well hey um I got maybe an idea for the show and I was like damn of course he's not here I know exactly he probably had an answer that's why he goes well I can't wait to tell him well he's like I'll sell my storage containers so relatable everyone at home can do that too and then today's video is brought to you by Sunday okay Winter's over it's springtime baby and all of the flowers be blooming but let's say you have a
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11:54 dude hey we're on the goals of the outfit we are on the comeback but yeah I would like I would liquidate my cryptos first and then obviously like we have a house I would I would just sell it for cash at a drugstore probably he's like we got a water heater in the basement don't worry we got some cash does anyone want to buy a house you know I don't walk around the drugstore for a while we're walking to the parking lot is what I would do I wouldn't eat yeah yeah right so listen dude I think it would depend on the type of like Fallout like are we talking about like it's like riots everywhere and it's like a real Fallout like Zombieland ████ or is it like natural disaster or like I don't know because then you have to be prepped for all that ████ I used to watch Doomsday Preppers that was one of my favorite shows I love that show yeah I like that show and I like watching people like build shelters in their backyards on YouTube ████ cracks me up
12:44 like guys digging holes digging holes for days right next to their house yeah they pour concrete into their backyard and ████ fill it up just in case your main primer house collapses there's a house six feet right next to it which won't be affected by whatever issue in your house then if there's a power outage you got like nuclear situation it's like yeah everyone knows it you have this everyone you told YouTube and it has like 12 million views and they're gonna come and get you yeah can you monetize it every three minutes you're gonna steal all this yeah I know we're gonna build an army and just go get it have you seen the out in classrooms now they made this uh bro that's a cool shooter wall um like if there's a school shooter it like folds into the wall and you pull it out so it's like a separate entrance and it's bulletproof so it's like a right angle like wall wall and then it folds out like this and it makes another room that you can hide in WoW bulletproof
13:36 rooms that's crazy I love playing defense [Laughter] that's what Tony Dungy says dude he says it wins championships that's what double team taught us I think I'd be ████ if something were to go down because I don't have ████ yeah not many skills huh you might survive not many skills but I think you can really edit videos during the during the apoc he's thinking about it he's like but if it were to happen um I have friends so you know I could just ask people for help you freeloader yeah he's sitting next to you I don't think he's gonna help you I don't think Joe's gonna help you uh realistically I would probably try to
14:27 find ways to help people if they were willing to like give me whatever be a part of a yeah be a part of a community or make a like a resistance yeah like I don't have any money to offer because like money is probably not worth anything anymore but you can offer your time yeah he's gonna be the first tax deductible charity post the apocalypse guaranteed donate to this board I have nothing to offer but time and ass dude dude he's a guy he's a guy that I he's a guy that I find when I play Pirate game and he's being nice and I'm like oh this is gonna be fun oh no he's gonna tie you to the mask he's gonna force feed you oranges and lives you got scarvy ████ I vote him into jail immediately the ████ like the ████ ukulele around him like while I'm topping around yeah he's stealing things out of his cabinets
15:17 I feel like um Nevada is gonna be like Mad Max and I feel like Silicon Valley is gonna be like this crazy future Utopia with the Mad wall and everyone inside is like like super like organized and clean and like intelligent but then like they're like something odd about this city yeah you think that's that's gonna be Vegas uh Nevada but out like the Nevada people is going to be like Mad Max got it up like and what about the California I think it's gonna flip what about us really so San Francisco 's Mad Max yo yeah I think everyone invas like you know I've got a yard space yeah people in Silicon Valley be like I think someone's ████ in my ████ bathtub yeah that's true if they're still living there there's people ████ like on
16:07 their roof right now I still live here ████ then how hard are we in Vegas dude because honestly in Vegas like I I chilled on my road rage a lot because I'm like everybody here strapped so I don't know do you think do you think uh the mole people are gonna crawl out I'm terrified so like there's like 20 000 homeless folks in the tunnels under Vegas right so if Fallout happens they're all gonna crawl out nice or stay there oh they're like yeah well you know oh yeah I bet if they open an underground Casino it'd be you'd be lit that would be nice I bet they have one now a hundred percent they just don't take American currency what do they take rat tails used hairs
16:58 have you guys ever seen anyone win at the airport my sister has has she really like it has that she I think she she probably doesn't even remember because we were underage and she just went and pulled the thing like my dad put the money in yeah I think she won like 50 bucks but it was a slot machine she just walked over but like there are there jackpots at the airport like where they're in there yeah I always wonder if you win a jackpot at the airport you're the luckiest guy yeah cause you're like I'm out dude or you're in like or imagine you're feeding it dude you're feeding that one machine I would miss a flight for that yeah or you keep going back to the airport because like that machine's gonna hit good morning cold it's gonna hit I've been doing this for two years I'm going to Vegas today oh you're gonna gamble do you play straight from here no just Blackjack sometimes I don't gamble too much With Buddies if we all go play I'll play lose all my money are you an
17:48 advantage player I see like I don't even know what the ████ that means okay yeah they want your business they love you yeah but I like I don't play anything but Blackjack if I go to Vegas because it's really the only game I know how to play oh we got to play craps then because as a group yes if you're a social player that game is fun they got me into it like I go and be like okay here's the money I'm gonna spend here's the money I'm gonna lose that's my good time I need to get it back I need to get it back other things that's what we do that's what we do yeah yeah you know well I don't like gambling I gamble with these guys and I saw how much money they're throwing on the table that's Bart dude it was it was everybody it was Joe Joe's like another hundred no Bart Bart is a Madman I didn't realize hover over the table with like a 500
18:38 chip and he'll watch the roller and he'll just drop it before the Roll Just because he has a feeling about it are you sure people are just aren't scared of him because he's standing there like this he's like looking at the guy he's like are you gonna do it and his muscles are just really yeah that could be like he's like but he drops it and then they wipe it he's got his barbell gay t-shirt he's like You're Gonna Roll It the funniest things I remember how you guys were saying like oh man it's just fun as a group it's really fun and then I remember watching they put all this money they lost it they went well I was like yeah that looks really fun that was Circus Circus though we're never going back yeah oh you went to Circus Circus Circus Circus we're never going I saw the old sad soul that's like the outskirts man it's like when you drive in you're like oh ████ are people still alive in there like right well we had a
19:28 good run at the Stratosphere we had we go to ████ casinos and have good runs but not Circus Circus we're done there we're done they won't get our business again guys you guys gotta tell me the spots because we had to hack we had to ████ haggle them to open the table over the ████ table there's like I got 16 people I brought here come on how much and this guy's like I don't know you guys seem like cheap asses to me and I was like I was like we're gonna play baby if you show them the ring you should have popped it right here yeah and then he opened it up and we're out of there nine minutes that's why shaking our ████ wallets out of the table that's ridiculous inside out man I love it so I guess if uh you have no plan dude I don't have any plan I have
20:19 no plan yeah last time some like something like this hit the fan it was like coveted right everybody was like freaking out it was like early covet when everyone was like oh my God there's tanks rolling in the the countries being shut down what's gonna happen I just get a text from ████ from from from Joe and he's like we need to gather our resources like I was like we're all neighbors bro he's like he's like if if anything ████ hits a fan we all meet it together I've never honestly felt more safe in my life I was like yeah but I was like bro Joe's got this figured out I didn't even think about it yeah there's like I had like three months of survival I was like you guys could come over my my place I had a three bedroom home at the time I was living alone and then I was a day I had him and my other buddy that was a couple blocks away and David so I was like just come here and that's it I was like between all of us it'll be great David's learning how to
21:09 grow tomatoes dude he won't shut up about it he could be the he could be the cook because I don't I won't trust him with a gun he'll probably shoot one of us in the back trying to hit somebody dude you always need to cook and you always need a medic those are the two under you don't have a medic yet but we'll figure it out dude you're the medic dude my other buddies he's the Jeweler oh he's a jeweler yeah he would well maybe he wouldn't be because then he had gold the Jeweler you don't need a jeweler the first thing that happens to him is he gets completely cleaned out we're a bigger Target because he's a jeweler yeah yeah and you're like please I can fight you with my hands but if you have a gun oh ████ you're like you see all these diamonds harness material on Earth I'll ████ you ████ you up it's like what do you mean knives dude you're gonna use knives on me oh no don't punch me punch meals rings flicker mix the Nix the fighter he's the
21:59 guard the house guard I'll throw the ass dude just you and your pups yeah dude just our two pug guards yes they're like this big don't make fun of my dogs I'm not wait don't you have like eight pugs right now oh yeah now we have two at the house oh they they were giving away are you breeders might be so we found a pug on the street my mother-in-law did and it turned out to be pregnant so he found one pug we found one female pug we brought it in turn out to have eight babies and then now we have ████ 11 dogs in the house but what were the odds right because then that means daddy pug daddy daddy was a pug too when that when that pug gave birth we were like this is gonna be like mixed with pit or something yeah no way it's gonna be pug did you find the plug in your mailbox
22:52 I'm thinking about a pregnant pug is it or like it was it not visible it wasn't visible and then then it became visible well and then the cheat she started sagging right and you're like what's going on and we were denied all the time like no way no way medical terms yeah I know your dad's a doctor but like I watch crazy you know so yeah now we have ████ 11 dogs in the house so it's great it's a good time eleven can you name them all how much does Super go for 101 dominoes hey man let's talk on camera I pay cash yo getting the DMS for the plugs you take Super Bowl rings they had ten ████ pups dude you should I know pugs could have so many
23:42 goddamn bubs the pup is like this ████ yeah we got the wrong we got oh you took the run so you got the Charlotte's Web what does that mean like the pig Charlotte's what was your memory Charlotte's Web the pig what was the Run yeah she was the baby no not babe no like Templeton Templeton oh yeah obviously honestly everyone kept saying like when the puppies gave birth they're like you better watch out better make sure none of them die and I was like what but that happens though right I know but apparently it happens all the time but we we all of them work all good so are you bottle feeding pugs over there we no not not really we we had a little glass saucer a little saucer with milk in there that's cute I got baby formula I was making that up this morning you're giving the Pug Similac I don't even know what that's baby formula you should just train your pugs to like
24:34 do stuff for you like dude trying to train them to sit is like a pain in the ass they just shouldn't piss everywhere kind of but they're cute though that's crazy aren't you supposed to wait like uh three weeks or some ████ until you give them away because they have they need titty milk they're eight weeks old wow nine weeks are you gonna give them away we gave some away did you give them away for a low price yeah for donations I can't wait till next month when you find another freaking ████ you're like Nick where did you get a grill dude [Laughter] it looks like looks like it's so weird we had to anyway we had to buy office space dude where'd you get a Rolls-Royce Phantom I'm in the Pug business baby SUV
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