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Female Spies from WW2 Have Been Revealed (ft. Gilbert Galon)

#honeytrap#secretagent#freddie#resistance#trapped
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0:00 [Music] so uh joe can you please do the audience a favor and uh explain what a honey trap is a honey trap is when you have a beautiful girl going like hey what's up and you're like me and you're at the bar and then she comes up to you and then you guys have some drinks and then she goes let's go up to your place or mine and i'm like whatever's more comfortable and then you had a sex good answer right and you it's amazing and then wait what's amazing the sex is amazing and then you're like cuddling in bed and you're talking you might be drinking coffee like this there you go so tell me about you know

0:50 your business and what you do and you start talking and before you know it you're like ████ telling her all these secrets and then the next day you're trapped ████ because she was a spy and she just ████ got all of your ████ and then now you're gonna die oh she honey did i forget the part that i was a secret agent yeah wow she's like so like you work at like the nuclear plant huh that's cool it's like what it was like what are the codes you think [Laughter] so you're the honey trap no she was the honey trap oh but he's also a secret agent but i was the secret agent that she took all the secrets from she reversed i got double-oh-seven seven hundred then yeah cause you guys i was solving hundreds wait have any of you been actually honey trapped catfish i don't have an objective catfish reason yeah but i don't think i have anything that people want yeah you gotta have you know so it's like you're as you're

1:41 hey put your net worth out right now dude popular youtubers probably get probably have this happen all the time like real popular ones like you know the real popular guys the one with more subscribers i heard that the russian honey traps are the most dangerous one because like uh during the soviet union era they would train these special spy girls and you know russian girls are ████ hot yeah or the red sparrows like yeah what's her face movie naked jennifer lawrence yeah that's the exactly naked precedes jennifer lawrence they train him to write dick so good job [Laughter] they are the queen of seductions you know there's a seduction school you know damn dude it's so good once you get up don't you get in bed with them oh man that's a true honey trap because you sticking all over that honey you're sticking all that honey and

2:33 according to the bart to the burp test which is how nice is that ass how many seconds until i bust yeah it's like a good five seconds only i actually wanted to be cia just so i can be honey trapped by a russian red sparrow but you would die afterwards well it's mostly because he said that he didn't make cia that was his that's what he said yeah it was it was an eight-minute interview you did not tell them dude the interview was actually mostly judges getting coffee before they even asked some questions and then it was about two minutes of actual he made them wait he's like hey you mind if i get some coffee he's like he's like oh cool he's like i'm gonna make this real quick and then they're actually they're waiting for the microwave i mean they had a free ████ coffee bar dude i get it anyway yeah when they're like yeah you guys why do you want to join us and i'm like oh dude i you guys always get honey trapped by

3:24 like the hottest ████ spies yeah i'm glad that um the russian one didn't get hired forever he made it to the second round if they're hiring for a sacrificial person to get honey trap but he has no codes or anything they're just like yeah she's gonna ████ kill you imagine they think they got it we just give them fake codes out f4 that's it imagine someone like joe someone like joe making cia getting killed in action and they put that star on the wall and we all know what a ████ idiot he is [Laughter] we're like yeah well they tied his shoes together he fell down the stairs he gets a ████ gold star on the wall dude like did i have a ████ photo like all square and ████ and then like you guys know me agent catfish they tied his velcro shoes together and he fell out of

4:14 that's great counter measures for honey traps though so this is about the incredible story of uh teen honey trap assassins oh my god who lured dozens of nazis to their deaths after joining the resistance that's pretty ballers they were also pedophile hunters uh i guess so what's the age of consent there though in nazi germany ah that's true i don't know you're like you're seventeen never mind i have morals i have more of them that kind of nazi they did do their luck and morals that's what they're every time they say so these two teenagers their identities have finally been revealed after all this time uh again i hope i don't butcher these things freddie overstegan was just 14 years old when she joined

5:05 the dutch resistance along with her older sister truce who was 16. as hitler's german uh army invaded the netherlands in 1940. oh that's a dope that's a dope photo and now i have to show that that's so baller this is gonna be a movie the honey traps group photo all right there it is now i have to show it because this is woman empowerment have an ak wow what is she holding a gun that's a gun she's holding her husband's gun that's tight so do you cross the line with that one that was crazy [Laughter] don't talk about that like it's the jewish stuff yeah like whatever but but what that ████ said crazy

5:56 you cannot say this here this is a safe this is not in germany it's not the germany bots you're also cutting edge we are so progressive whatever [Laughter] they're very lazy fair about it oh my god they're trying to be new age dude come on so the pair raised by their communist working-class mother was sent on dangerous assassination missions or were tasked with leading german soldiers astray uh as part of a deadly resistance cell and due to their age freddie andrews rarely raised suspicion and were able to discreetly follow targets on their bikes with pistols hidden in their baskets before gunning them down that's so dope so she were killed the teens would kill him gangsters or or

6:46 keeping a lookout for other resistance fighters wow oh i thought they were like luring them and then and then like and then their like brother would come and stab him in the neck or something they would kill him these are like 80s movie assassins wow yeah like the nun with the gun they also used dynamite to blow up bridges and railway lines as well as saving countless jewish children's lives by smuggling them out of the country or helping them escape nazi pills are that a movie about this is gonna be a movie it they probably will it's a tarantino movie already yeah this is so dope this is really cool the siblings were considered to be so lethal that to this day no one knows the exact amount of nazis and dutch informers the pair were able to assassinate that's ty speaking after truth's death aged 92 her daughter hanny menger revealed my mother drove the bicycle and freddie sat on the back and was shooting because they were girls no one ever noticed them

7:36 sounds like privilege that sounds privileged that's crazy we didn't know we didn't know they were going to shoot us we respect women they were so cute we respect them they don't want to use guns that's what they would say that's what the nazis would say that makes sense i saw this one video of um a hostage situation in china and they use a lot of like these dummy assassin cops are like you know they they're undercover but most of them the video that i saw were just like regular like cute little girls or like women right they're just walking down the street with like a basket or whatever and as the ████ whole hostage situation is going down they just smoke them boom whoa there's no like try to keep them alive or anything yeah the house is negotiated like i'm

8:27 gonna ████ kill you ████ wait can i get a helicopter no i'm killing you guess what game over ████ tick-tock i'm coming upstairs dude they'll be holding someone with a knife and everyone's like oh no and then this lady's just walking by with a basket and just wow and then the the guy takes them yeah it's not it's so crazy i want to see those videos yeah you should it's very exciting so in an early assignment the siblings were asked to flirt with german soldiers so that a nazi warehouse could be burnt to the ground while later being tasked with seducing a high-ranking soldier luring him into the woods where he would be shot dead and speaking to vice in 2016 freddie said truce had met him in an expensive bar seduced him much like joe was explaining and then took him for a walk in the woods she was like want to go for a stroll and of course he wanted to a

9:18 deadly stroll [Laughter] breaks the fourth of what ████ it's training day ████ did you just break the fourth wall no no then then they would uh then they ran into someone which seemed to be a coincidence but he was one of ours and then shots were fired so that man never knew what hit him so in the exact kind of scenario like they would you know just play this entire ████ concept out where this kid brings out a ████ grown-ass soldier and then gets ████ killed in the back of the head yeah that's actually really cool it is huh that's like one of the coolest things that's why everyone from that generation thought like everyone else was a bunch of little ████ dude for real that world war ii era is crazy you guys did you guys hear what will be goldberg said about yeah dude that's a while yeah did she get cancelled for it because she basically

10:08 said someone was asked she was like she's like the holocaust wasn't about race and everyone's like what what was it about them she was saying it was like it's they're both two groups of white people about being human each other to each other so it was like yeah it was in humanity being about humanity and i'm like yo they live but they didn't consider jewish white so what does she talk about but it could also be both it doesn't matter because after she said it i bet you the view audience was like one person like kind of agreed like oh yeah and then after it all set in joey was like yeah wait explain yeah yeah wait uh say that again yeah it was weird that is weird and then she had apologized she's like i understand i offended i was insensitive it is about race like you know ████ they hitler basically said we're the inferior race fear your race ████ it's training day

10:58 that was like that was mine comp like he wrote it down yeah it's about race my race is better [Music] you

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