0:00 my buddy Ryan had an old GT bike like from a long time ago that was his most pristine thing and I remember he kept it that way when I saw it I was like oh hello old friend it wasn't even my bike it's not even your bike oh can I see I'm like get the way this thing's worth more than your [Music] life welcome back to careful boys today we're talking indeed about what is something that we fantasize about oh waa brother cuz my brain went sexual and I'm I don't think that's what you mean doesn't have to be it can be some I'll tell you a recent fantasy of mine oo I'll tell you mine and it's not what you think I think it's about pornography see that's what you think about me oh my bad
0:50 but I do have an innocent side okay and the innocent side wants people to come together and have a feast together and I want to cook and I saw this there's this uh there's this page that I follow and he does these massive Barb barbecue pits so he has he he welded his own like Contraption and it looks like Argentine and barbecue you know how like they do like those big pits and then they have those skewers and everything just like and it's a huge setup right yeah those are cool imagine like a trailer you pull this thing up you load his ████ up with charcoal looks like a big walking fire pit that you walk all over right and you just fuing put ribs fing riby like
1:40 everything hanging carnada all this stuff and then you got pineapples roasting and it's just smoking and there's like one dude in overall just like with a pitchfork working at and I'm like I want to do that but I don't have enough people and I need everybody to get there cuz also I live in Hawaii now so it's like been thinking I don't want to say this but it sounds crazy but like I've been seeing these guys drive I've been driving around Pasadena sometimes these people will open up like a giant smoke pit oh and they'll just park in front of a spot and sell barbecue and I was thinking I was like dude I'm going to do that one day bro I don't want to sell it have you guys seen the vids we like of course you don't come on Joe we got to sell it dude we got we got to I want you know what it changes when you have to when you have to pay like when someone's a
2:31 stranger and there's a service MH your friends completely different cuz no one's going to be like my rib's too cold it's your friend that's so true they'll say it later when they're gone but they're not going to be like excuse me dude I want to be a Pit Master that's what I ████ I've been I've been deep diving into like barbecue and like and like cooking meats and stuff o ooh bro and I'm thinking about like my front yard I'm like how am I going to deck this place out where the SP to yeah bro like to have a nice little smoker pit you know everything that I want but it is one of those things where like I do catch myself just thinking about cooking equipment ████ that I don't even ████ need I want a kebab Grill you got great dreams you could just go like this I've been I've been looking at I've been looking at Japanese coal cuz I got a little yakatori Yori
3:21 dude and I'm like dude these coals are like $200 like a little ████ tiny bag chicken green onion chicken green onion you get the little paintbrush andain the ████ a Yaki Tori Grill though is pretty reasonable in size that you could probably bust that out you got to get that special Japanese tell dude I've been barbecuing on my balcony we could do this ████ here you boys we can we can do it here that dog we don't need to get Uber Eats anymore we just we just skewer some ████ meats that be a nice day brother what's healthier than that have you seen the vid oh go ahead should we get like a stand like like a charcoal grill outside and then for lunch we just put meat out there honestly we need to do this we're trying to get out at like 10:00 p.m. it won't remember we used to do that ████ bro we get a rice cooker in
4:11 the back yeah we have our our Meats in the fridge we prep it whatever we we put the the the chimney for the charcoal out a couple couple minutes before we we we go to lunch this this is an easy setup bar where do you go where do you go after here what do you mean that you're in such a rush yeah go to bed yeah you go to bed so he could wake up at 4:00 and work out yeah cuz I'm saying ta's not in town so like you know you know that sounds great man you know what I mean Kebab too be sick have you guys seen the vids of the of the they got like a bulldozer and they put that ████ they put the front thing down and they but they like raise it above some coals and they use it as a grill I've seen them make the biggest pizza ever with like construction equipment and they took like a a what do they call like a steamroller they just a flat out the dough and they made like a
5:02 giant pizza oh ████ no way good did they eat it they did eat it I know I'm only think aboutt I don't know there's no way to sanitize that much surface area is there they said they did but it looks sus but it also looks like it's covered in Meats it looks fun it looks fun just for the experiment we had a a crab boil when David came came came by uh we used our new shrimp shrimp daddy sauce and mix and everything and like we didn't know how it was going to go cuz we never tasted it yet but it's ████ it was ████ bomb man and I was like man how can I recreate this like that's the hard part is like I have so many different pockets of friends now in different cities and I'm like but I want to bring them all together you're so cool dude and I can't pay for everybody's plane ticket I was going to
5:52 say you just got to pay for everybody's plane ticket I had a solution but you just shot train tickets but how do we but how do we do that and how do we do it often I think that's the thing is like that would be sick that would be cool right cuz it's like I don't know like I remember well when Bart had his wedding like it had a it it was a cool setup there were like all these different homes and in the middle there was a pool and I think that kind of environment where you could just bring people together they had an outdoor um kitchen and I can really see like like just throw in like events and then get togethers M and everyone gets together and then you just ████ make a pile of food you get down later some people drink some people get stoned and then it's just chill and I'm like it's a fun time yeah dude it's like we used to do that ████ in high school and college right but it was so broke it's like Taco
6:43 Bell in a joint but then the older you get now you could do things on a much better level like you ████ cook you can make some good ass ████ you can potluck and I'm like man how do we recreate that the problem JK days we got to do on well that's the problem with potluck though cuz I can't ████ make anything you don't have to dude I had to go to Jack of the box and buy 75 tacos yo the the Christmas party was yeah yeah that was that was great we got to do that more it's even better when when anony is not around no Ser that made the whole party everyone kept talking about everybody was hyped everyone kept talking about it was his idea that he bailed on his own idea that he kept like saying man we need to ████ have a Christmas party he turned out family for money dude no he he actually he didn't even he didn't want to spend money on a plane ticket
7:33 cuz he was already going Chie on his house Jesus I know so it's like you're just saving and saving and saving But ultimately you still had to go cheap on your house at what cost you knowz damn what's your what do you fantasize about suban I just recent fantasized where I opened the door and my kids walking towards me with my dog in a green ass yard you know Green Yard it's just a green you know so your front yard's big as ████ you just open the door you have a coffee that sounds like Hawaii something that green I know but no we can't there is I've saw one in Ventura oh but uh over here yeah no Ventura but then open the door a kid's running at you with a dog and then I'm just like and then go into my garage and start fabricating and Welding you don't even
8:24 spend time with your kid just walk right by him yeah no I like he's alive that's cool I got be like H he's good you know what's funny w we all have country ass dreams but we're all City Boys H yeah dude so we're all fantasizing about country ████ life it's like everyday life for people I'm going to be honest with you it's City money that I I that's why I'm here City money is the best money for me yeah person for most people absolutely country boy but also like what do we do in the city right like what do we like to do that's in the city as far as like I like to leave the city yeah me too I only like to honestly I only like to eat in the city and then I'm out yeah I like to be where it's chill I don't like to be where it's too city is convenient right like for our ability to live and get things so we're all here because the type of work and business
9:15 and this just the opportunities that's all it is for me if I had like a like completely 100% remote job where I didn't have to like work like you work at home dude let's say let's say you won a $10 million lottery where would you live I'll probably go to Hawaii or the beach the beach like I'd probably go to Hawaii dude yeah I'll see you there neighbor yeah yeah you know what I mean like I ain't even got 10 m but I'm there that's me and Tiff's dream Tiff is like oh I can't wait that like we got to make this some a lot of money so we go live in Hawaii you know like Hawaii is beautiful though dude Tiff watches these these uh these Hawaii real estate people she can't stop watching every time I come home she's like she's she's she's more in the know of the Hawaii real estate market that she is oh here I don't blame her Hawaii's is great bunch of real estate too that's my wife she just sent me look looku or look and I'm
10:05 just like what is that far yeah she's far P PE City what about Pearl City what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details have you seen the homes on ████ big island though they're really cheap really yeah but but then a volcano could burn it down not even just that like there's no freeways yeah there's
10:55 nothing there it's just Street no freeway yeah it's one Street all the way around the whole island dude ████ but it's like Vegas price you get a home for like 3 400 Grand yeah on an acre dude it's beautiful out there I'm like oh ████ so the catch is that there's nothing there's nothing there I mean it's like buying a house in West Texas or something there's nothing there you go to the national park that's kind of nice there's Blue Water you're going to just end up FaceTiming all your boys what up y'all I can't I don't think I could ever live in a city that I wouldn't see interesting cars on the road really what the ████ that's so interesting yeah I like when I think about living somewhere I'd have to live in a place where people there was like a car meat or some kind of vintage meat cuz that's one of my favorite things to do where where would be a place that wouldn't have interesting cars like if you lived on Big Island or something everything's a truck over there you going just see Tacomas sweet Tacomas
11:48 there is there is car culture but I would say you would get bored cuz you know you would know everybody in one year that's why I think the number one thing about living in the city is is uh surprises yeah that's true that's absolutely true when you're on the mainland like you have other car clubs from other cities to come yeah but I think when you're on an island that's it like all the cars of the like the low riders that's all like they got 40 or whatever you see the same ones you go to one car meet and you meet the whole island for the rest of your life like you go to if you go to like Woodland Hills you'll go to the car meet on Sundays and the guys that are bringing their cars there they have so many different ones that if the same guys came every week the cars would still be different wow cuz like Jay Len was bringing a different one every week like
12:38 all these people they're just you just never see the same stuff it's like really cool I saw the Batmobile the Tumblr on a it was on the back of a truck but when I was driving in Vegas that was kind of sick yeah I bet you their boat scene is different though yeah their boat H boats if you're into boating then yeah what's your dream car dude speaking of fantasies I don't have a I don't think I have a dream car I think like it was the car that I have now the 70 the the TransAm yeah cuz I I originally wanted a trans well originally I wanted a DeLorean and I I did that but then uh they suck cuz of the maintenance ████ yeah we've been watching Back to the Future so much I'm like I kind of want a DeLorean it'll do it to you man it's that my buddy has a Delan it's in the shop all the time it's in the shop more than than it's in his garage it'll it'll be in the shop all the time but then but then I wanted to Trans Am originally and then I couldn't afford it I ended up
13:28 getting the Camaro which is like the cheaper alternative and then now I got lucky and found one actually got the one you wanted yeah the exact one with the yours is sick though really cool the matte black on it yeah it'll I like that that's what I want to do I think my fantasy in life is just to like to constantly rescue like cars people don't care about make them nice and then sell them to somebody who loves it that's it like cuz like some people really are just like I don't give a ████ I'm going to junk this car I'm just going to like scrap it for parts but then there's some cars like like like people don't appreciate uh certain cars like this TransAm because it's past the small gear so like a lot of cars that are uh 1976 and and above they're not collectible to people there's a lot of weird cars that just no one cares about and so they just end up extinct well the cool thing about Southern California is that even if
14:18 someone doesn't take care of their car it still is survivable like if you're outside in different state they just leave it out that s███'s a rust bucket that s███'s ████ up it's dead yeah as you get next to Venice Beach you see the that big time like Rusty ████ cars cuz of the salt in the air yeah Sal oxid sh I think one of the dreams that I would have for a living situation is I would love to be able to shoot guns and ride a dirt bike in my backyard country dreams City living I want a house with a movie theater in it that's pretty sick that' be sick and uh yeah I want to shoot guns in my house too yeah well you seen those right some some of Indo they got an indoor shooting range in their like basement hell yeah when I was looking for like balling ass
15:08 Homes in Vegas I saw two where they were selling houses that had uh shooting ranges in their basement that's pretty cool in the basement in the basement yeah I've seen those that's so cool there's some Vegas homes that have ████ bunkers and ████ like they're old mob bosses and they're scared that FBI was going to raid them so they built another house under the house so once they oh ████ they're not even here but then they're under they living underneath I like that ████ too where they're you're walking downstairs and the stairs lights turn on as you're walking I love that like like because our dreams are so such country dreams there's probably one guy in the country that is doing all of these things at the same time oh yeah for like for like 80 grand lucky bastard I want a basement with like all kinds of pinball machines in it oh really you're into like genuine
16:00 pinball I like pinball yeah wow that's an expensive hobby man I know it's ████ nuts have a shooting range and then the pinball that's the next thing I want to really get into is shooting guns BR like I'm ████ when I see pinball when I see you and pinball shooting pinballs pinball machine that's expensive love pinball that's that's something I really want to like I'm like dude I watch that and I'm like it's fun dude I have to learn how to do this bro it's because like being a warrior is just just who you are bro MH you're just a born Warrior you fight I feel like it's just skill acquisition right you learn it you're learning skills and it it's like the the what whatever the modality is like I think it's I like the idea of just putting practicing every day and just getting a little bit better ████ yeah have you shotguns before yeah I have hasagawa
16:51 took me recently and he was teaching me like a little bit more he knows what he's doing yeah like way more mechanics and like I learned what groupings are oh you know so I don't want to say I'm an expert but I'm anert getting pretty close too bad too bad H too bad H go sucks at Airsoft though yeah dude you wrecked him the ghost of Kev the ghost of K himself destroy Nick Nick listen more you shoot guns more hairier balls get and my balls have no hair on them that's old country grandpa saying yes sir s███'s going to be nice man you just feel the like oh ████ man you know you know what a you know it's a funny fantasy that like or something I fantasized about is like the games that I grew up on like the video games how some of them the franchises ended and they no longer continued but then sometimes like in this special case
17:41 uh a recent game came out called Double Dragon gaen and what Double Dragon yeah and so what they did was they took a lot of old characters that no one's even seen since like the ' 80s or '90s and they brought them back and like expanded their like kind of like the lore around it and and it really feels like to see that and play that you really feel like in my mind like when I played it I was like hello old friend Nostalgia style yeah yeah but the cool thing is that like these are characters that you thought were finished like oh that's just a memory of my childhood but then somebody cared to like make new art and new move sets and things that are dedicated to the stuff that some guy designed in like 1992 you know I felt that way when uh when me and Jill first moved to Vegas and we're trying to build
18:31 out like our little podcast set yeah and I wanted to put nostalgic things in there and I remember my buddy Ryan had an old GT bike like from a long time ago that even when I knew in high school cuz it was a bike that we would ride as elementary kids and I when I met him in high school that was his most pristine thing and I remember he kept it that way so now that we were like 30 something I asked him I'm like hey can I borrow your bike that's in your garage I know you're never going to use I'm just going to use it as a podcast set anytime you want I'll give it back to you and then he's like oh yeah sure cuz he he we wasn't going to use it when I went to his house to go pick it up when I saw it I was like oh hello old friend it wasn't even my bike but you know what I mean but you see that bike and that bike represented so much it represented like freedom on the streets right and I was like oh God damn emotional yeah yes when I was like walking the bike through the house like
19:22 T oh can I see I'm like get the ████ away this thing's ████ worth more than your life yeah dude that's so funny don't you dare scratch this thing I fantasize about those games that never got that attention and hoping like I still look at these titles from like the ' 80s and ' 90s I'm like I thought Double Dragon was pretty popular it is but then they there's a lot of characters there's so many like characters that they just don't sometimes when they make a new Double Dragon they don't pay attention to that and then other times it's fan service times a million and in this case that's how I feel about your play Smash Brothers yeah oh dude great example that you know NES M I played Earthbound when I was a kid so when I play on the Earthbound levels as NES I'm like oh this is so cool oh I know and I'm like man what would it be like if they did like a game with all these graphics and
20:12 like but it was Earthbound that'd be so crazy but yeah I wonder why they don't do that H I don't know it'll never happen though they seem to hate Nintendo seems to hate that franchise for some reason they failed when they tried to do the 64 version yeah exact well they gave up on it yeah yeah
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