0:01 can I be honest with you no I want you to lie to me my old roommate Lady Lady Jay she's like this almost 80-year-old uh lady and she's been a vegetarian and she only eats maybe like salmon pescatarian dog pesaran pescarian she dude she's been eating like that for 13 years straight and just like last month we got a call from her saying she got uh diagnosed with pancreatic cancer yeah you I thought it was going to be he thought it was going to be positive that's why vegetarian you never know bro so ████ all right let's go let's do it that was a you just don't know what you're going to get no I'm just letting you know that that this veggie ████ said do it makes you happy and live your
0:52 life she been eating her going to kill you some way yeah ascribe your life Thom Also may work for somebody and not work but she is8 something dude come on yeah that's true yeah come [Music] on welcome to another interesting episode of careful boys today I wanted to know from you guys what are some uh last minute deal breakers when it comes to sex and by that I mean put yourself maybe you might have to put yourself in the single uh single man version of yourself like where you you got everything you want right in front of you it looks amazing it's about to happen you're yeah you're down it's going it's going down and right at the last second something's off and you just can't do it what is that what bad breath bad breath bad
1:43 breath like instantly for women s is a big yeah you go like this and just keep but like I like to kiss during sex like I don't want to mental too when it happens that if that's the only thing I'm thinking about there's no ████ way you gotone into the bedroom if they smell though are you talking about you got if you caught a whiff if you CAU a whiff at that oh ████ it's harder for guys cuz guys guys you know once you smell something it ████ going ████ a what back down you know what I mean no and clean's right that smell ████ is crazy cuz I remember in the Vegas party I was like yo it's about to happen it's going crazy let's go let's ████ do it she opens up the leg and I just soon as she opens it up it was and I was just like Dam who ████ was that that's not me for sure I think as a guy the first time you catch sh wh is pretty dude it's it's insane it's it's straight up like this
2:33 and I looked at her said I'll be right back close the door I told my boy we out what out we out that's a man of convictions wearing shades for that story no I'm just I'm just saying what the ████ you know what I mean like what else you do just say ah you know but then some sometimes like if you're young I I do agree like some people just don't know yet either yeah I was I was young not you but when you're young though some people don't ████ parting you're sweaty yeah that's what it was yeah that's what it was situation there you go pH it's it's a hormonal situation too like she needs to it's not just a shower situation it's internally too it's it's the foods that you're eating cuz if a girl's stanky I just go let's go take a shower together your pH is off you don't think that's going to get her out of the mood too
3:24 100% so maybe not the you sure you don't want to shower I think you should shower let's shower first I don't say it like that really get that soap bar in there hey you want shower what do you mean you want a shower that's shower be fun and be sexy come on sex after just gratuitous showering I'm so focused on scrubbing her like man I'm concerned to the fullest she's waiting to get washed everywhere else she's like how come you only wait a minute yeah oo it wasn't just the outside any others besides scent too drunk toilet paper drunk toilet wait for you or for to paper what you mean by toil too junk you end up going we shouldn't do this for sure yeah energy gets there and when energy is going there I think it's like a lot easier to not really pay attention to
4:14 too many things but once you get there if stuff starts to get a little then then like it kicks in right before you go too far why cuz you you're afraid you might accidentally cream pie and then you you going you regret it later he can read your mind no get out of my head that's not what I was saying I don't like to do it under the influence because like I nut really quick so like if I do it and then I can't pull out in time that's dangerous I feel like if you're nutting quick being a bit drunk kind of helps with that exactly does longer but I don't drink well it's it's fine if what if he doesn't nut as quick it's fine called edging I think kids are calling to edgy your face I I had one where P all over her God
5:05 it's a verb don't you dare do that to that word no call back hey look we we we there's one where this one was a super deal breaker for me okay innocent and honest we did it you know what I mean after we did it and all and I called her again I was like Hey we're going for round two she's like hell yeah but then I might be pregnant and I was like what that's a turn off what do you that's a turn off I like what do you mean that's a valid situation what you mean I was like there's no way I was like what the ████ I was like I was hell I was D I was training and everything I was just like talking to right here give me I was like Hey I was like there's no way cuz I'm I'm positive my game was strong I was like that's way far beyond before I even ████ how did she how dides she get pregnant in 24 hours like of pre right that's what I'm saying no is it possible to get pregnant from pre-com yes yes it is yeah but
5:56 you're it's not going to show on the pregnancy test in 24 hours yeah that's a young that's a young person type of proms go like this so it's not it's not like what's the destination here where is that the destination is the bottom of the shaft it's not like yeah it's not a shot so it won't make it up there anyways it doesn't matter my ████ ain't that long what I'm saying is at all all I'm saying is that's not how that works I think she was trying to pull a fast one like hey you know I want to lock you in like turned you off oh she was just scared you know that happens no no no she wanted to get your reaction dude she I knew off the rip she's already like yo I didn't get my period And if you're the far what you going to do about it so that kind of talk 24 hours I hate to be this person this could be a hot this could be a hot take all this could be a hot take but I feel like some girls use
6:46 that as a form to gain attention where they're not getting attention yeah 100% do me too I like I was like I already know what you're trying to do maybe you weren't going and they think that guys would be concerned but they actually it's it's it's a it's actually it's actually like oh I see what you're doing you're trying to manipulate me yeah I was 20 she was like 30 I was like no way 30 like I already know what you're trying to do you not playing that game with me Luben I say you can go home Luben subing man is there anything that somebody could say that would just like cringe you out you'd be like no not happening no more oh yeah I I um I hooked up with a girl you just said G williker is like no G will I I I actually hooked up with a coworker I don't feel like murdering you anymore and then after after we hooked up she was like don't fall for me
7:36 and I was like who the ████ you think you are what the hell I'm bad news she no she literally said fall for you don't fall for me I'm bad news this always happens that's funny as satire though and I was like yeah but to be real no no to be it was it I was so caught off you Joe whole life to live life you serious you get out of town Joe I just break your heart just like I do everyone else you get on that first bus out of here and you don't look back yeah it's airbud it's a reverse airbud the do go on get out of here Joe how bad news you can't love a woman like me that's literally some ████ like it always happens like it's not going to happen with me so don't worry about it you ain't going to be like checking after I bang you
8:27 huh check in when I B pigu that is the best usage so far I love this ████ phrase nobody will know okay anony tell us tell us what it is if there is one I told you already scent if they're too drunk or something like that oh I told you for the for the guys what if what if she like dismembers and she's like she hasn't shaved down there in like months and it's just that's fine I kind of what are you gay guys are super forgiving yeah it's it's harder for guys like I've been with a smelly girl to be like I said I just take her to the shower you don't have to go time to shower cuz you stank ████ but you should cuz it's polite if I'm not like if I'm not like into them in them and they're like I'm still like
9:17 a little bloody then I'm going to be like I there has to be protection or it's not happening that's for sure oh you know what I mean like it's I'm not a fan of that but yeah yeah I'll go go we've all seen Red Dawn though come on you'll still go but you want a protection if you you're not invested in them I hooked up with girls with hairy legs like it don't my gu a barbarian when you get to the point but then also it's like I agree it doesn't really matter that much it actually at well at least that's particular situation it actually felt like oh she doesn't do this on a regular cuz she wasn't prepared nice good like to look at it that's nice she probably might cuz she's so comfortable but then it it was like she's clearly not prepared for this yeah
10:07 but um I don't know I think once you're at in the when you're in the animal zone like is it like is it easy for you guys to like to go down like like yeah cuz I don't think at that point there's going to be many things that'll hold me back no it's rare for me too yeah I'm already in the zone for for me it's just it's just a switch no matter what so if I like once again if it's a whip it's just like well I know smell smell is close out close out close out one right shut down close out I guess in most cases for me smell is something like smell is 90% of like the reason why you'd be like no cuz it's such a like a really bad breath or bad I think it's easier when it's just a hookup but then when you're when you
10:57 actually like them and you you plan on doing it more with them no that's fine right it's different that's fine for me b r hot ra like whatever I'll take that yeah cuz you plan on like oh next time she'll brush her ████ team yeah that's it we're outside we're I'm kind of the opposite if I have like a long-term interest I'm like I don't want there to be any situation that like I'll think back negatively when I think back on like us like in a sexual situation like I want them to I want each time to be like great so like if I kind of see a situation where it's not going to live up to my expectation like I'll avoid it so I don't have negative if it's your first okay so I guess I got to paint the context all right let's say you already like this person and you want to do too with them right but it's your first time with them it's different from the from a like a quick fling or hookup it's a different you already like this person wouldn't
11:49 that be very like wouldn't you be way more forgiving in that situation than like someone that you just it if they're like a 10 out of 10 I'll be more forgiving than somebody who's like say a 7 out of 10 or something okay oh like you kind of like them versus like oh you really like them I get it yeah yeah yeah like some people like yeah I'll I'll push all my feelings ████ forgiving yeah that's what I'm saying it's even if they're smelly you're going to be like whatever ████ it I work so hard for this yeah there's and there's other things like remember I told you guys about that girl that had like a I guess a diabetes thing oh you just moved that bag aside and ate her out well I just didn't I just never seen one in my life cuz I I just that's the first time I saw it and she was like hang on a second and like she took it off all like sexy but I was like what she did it sexy that's tight you can only do it one way at that point yeah did she did she like swing it and
12:40 ████ not like that like this shirt when is that ever sexy oh no she just like took it off like I don't want to do it for you but like yeah do do it for us she was just looking back and then taking it off like that which is kind of it was a whole strap do that looking at me though do that looking at me look at both of us look at both of us hey hey I'll do it I'll do it I'll do it I'll do [Applause] it yeah but then it's nothing we're good yeah I still was like all I was was an extra thing in my mind going what was that what about if her Big Brother's knocking on the door hey Ryan I'm going to kill you what the he that's a deal break that might be a deal breaker you still gone or what or what no I don't think I can do that that's crazy yeah right like I don't
13:31 want to hear other voices like that in the what about what Mom I'm not use protection I would be like you're not Filipino at all that's interesting yeah but that was a little bit weird but you know that's just because I didn't know what it was afterwards I was like cool nice like what the ████ how did you did you ask after like how did you segue I didn't ask no I thought it would be rude so when did you nice guy Google I like this guy we have Google Now I was like utility belts for women during pre-ex moments fanny pack for women but not fanny pack cuz it it literally looks like a you know when they mic you for like TV shows it's like she forgot to take it off I was like are we on set it looks like it's are you under cover yeah imagine yeah it just is like a box and then like a strap and she just took it
14:22 off like insulin monitor or something okay what are things that they could say that will just completely turn you off I'll tell you a funny one that what didn't happen to me what but it was when um well we we had a residency at uh at Marquee in Vegas this club so we we do Party Rock Mondays and then uh during one of my friends was hooking up with a girl right after that and the rooms that we had that we had to share would have like a bathtub on the other side of a window that didn't have glass it just had like blinds so audio wise everything comes through I just can't see anything so I'm sitting there in my room trying to watch Transformers I was turning it up to make it loud so I don't hear them but then at one point I heard her go every day I'm shuffling oh ████ no way wait was she with one of the
15:13 band members wa she was with one of the band members she was she was my friend yeah that's a fan that's so good though a girl we met at the at the at the club and then so funny dude and I could I could hear that they were like swishing around the water of the tub and then so I was turning up Transformers trying to make the loud part like Optimus Prime and it's like come on Dr it out and then I heard her say that and I was like good Lord did she do the all I heard was that thing and then I just blasted it singing all sexy like Marilyn Monroe so funny that's pretty pretty good right that's wild that's the only time I ever heard that ever it wasn't me what if they say something along the lines of like this is like a one time thing like they like at like the time you're about to do it they like put a put like that cap you like this can't happen again like this is just now if they say that that's for sure going to happen that's a really strange to be
16:05 addressing that in that moment that's just like weird sometimes people think about that they're like they kind of like feel bad for hooking up or something and they're like oh I can only do this once and like it's not going to happen again then I would want and you're like wait should I even be doing this like are you comfortable I would even want to do it then I'm like if you're having second thoughts let's just not not do no is it like the I'm not that type of girl type of thing that yeah exactly it's like it's then like not wanting to come across as like too ████ or something or too easy so they try to say something I had the opposite where like the girls are like this is a 100 time thing one of a 100 two two that was that is that a though limited run series that's the opposite quantify it before you're about to is hilarious have youever have you ever felt like overpowered because there too kinky and
16:56 like like comfortable and then you're just like what the ████ your requests are wild dude those are fun though you always rise to the challenge I had one girl that wanted me to wear that outfit right there stay in character and ████ her with a ████ Uncle chin accent did you do it no that that ████ that ████ with my mind why like oh Baby that feel good okay now I see where she's coming from honestly you should have done it dude just to see what it's like wait can you give us a couple more lines how one time every day I'm shuffling I'm yeah mix the world what do you say when you're going to climax his uncle uncle chin then oh baby my egg roll going to
17:49 explod practiced this before get ready for the EG roll going to De fry my God you know the dude with the robot head from El that they would ask him to wear that what would weird they have like they have weird Kinks it's okay it's cool pretty cool Kink if that's how you know that person I get it like if you know like if you knew a Disney princess at at the Magic Kingdom wouldn't you want to try that out I was scrolling Twitter earlier and this girl came up and she was like promoting her only fans and like in each video or like the pictures like promoting it she's getting back shots from like some different horror movie villain like wearing the mask so it's like the guy in a scream mask she just like n can do what you can she's like taking a selfie like this with like him Angelina Jolie looked at me and was like I have my Tomb Raider outfit yes how much of it but she
18:39 wants you to wear your scout though fine and be your dad excuse me yeah face that Anthony Lee I want that Mr Lee that makes sense senior the the examples that I have they're so ████ weird that it almost feels like it's a joke and it's not a true king oh like you're being set up yeah it it doesn't feel like does that really turn you on but it does but I can't even like maybe it's more like will he do it or they're just testing the boundaries to see what you're willing to do that's true that's crazy would you like be interested if it was like putting them back in like similar positions like like fine you're going to wear the uncle same outfit and you're going to talk like Bart so I know I'm ████ Bart oh my God what the hell is that that's not even something I want yeah man that's not what you said off
19:31 camera that accusation got got hey what if Tiff Tiff was like can you wear the white belt tonight can you and then we do a thing where like she's the black belt and I'm like I'm new I've never done yeah dude how do I do this done this before I swear to God beating your face in I don't I don't have the seriousness to be to maintain this and I'm like oh my God I don't know how to do this I've never done ji- jitu before or you're like too overzealous looking back yeah I'm like sorry Professor you know like that have you ever ever done it while in the sparring gear no dude keep it we're very vanilla we keep it ████ when you bust a nut you go o yes sense say defeat does not exist in the
20:23 social or do you tap do you tap I just do I just do a deep like ████ C or something forms I do like the nunchuck show and stuff you like ready to go 1 a show after clothes on I just exit the room he's still doing it for an hour I do I do katas after I finish oh my God no we keep it very vanilla we're very uh unfortunately yeah we we don't do dress ups or anything I bring myself to do that honestly I can't do it well maybe I'll do the whitee Bel thing I'll try it tonight we'll see what happens you never got with a girl that likes it's going to be OTR next session I'll let you know let you know the filed attempt and they get turned off by that turned on by that I don't think so no I usually humiliate myself before we go in like you fart before F no not fart not fart fart no
21:15 just talk no not fart double man ████ super would not fart during sexen fart is fart is marriage Vibes fart is marriage Vibe but if you're going to keep it a little nasty nasty Wy you just keep it simple move it on baby oh ████ what about like besides scent is there anything verbal a guy said that made you that threw you off mentally I bet that's a number one SP likey please or something like that oh God or should we just figure which ones figure them out for you oh God yeah pretty pleased will 100% do it how about with the cherry on top you have consent to go in you got to do the glasses consent to come out that guy's name we got to give him a name it's probably Mark oh hi Mark Mark oh hik okay okay anything like dialogue
22:08 wise huh anything dialogue wise that threw you off has there ever been a moment where you just like actually said uhuh cuz it's so bad right before oh just like all of it all the above bad oh she's thinking of real ones we can't we can't talk about them now to change a little bit change a little bit thank you for joining
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