0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back everyone to another amazing episode of the careful boys we have with us today Mr Hans Kim hey [Applause] for this hot tea episode the way that it goes is that we progressively ask you questions by your life could be anything but we start really easy and then as we go we get a little more personal a little more intrusive uh I feel like you're gonna have no problem because you're pretty comfortable with uh being put on the spot so we're gonna start easy with one of you guys can do it so yeah we're gonna start with a cold question welcome to Hot Seat the show with the hottestine he always version the most coldest question ever and it's ice cold we try to get people to click away as fast as we can so cold steel so
0:50 what's what's your favorite letter that starts with a [Laughter] survival Good Start yeah another question I have is how many genders are there at least five at least okay can you can you dive in deeper about that which which five male female uh Spirit gender Spirit uh this Native American uh no gender half male yeah right half female oh that's at least five yeah you left halfling but it's fine yeah I can't believe you forgot that how did you feel about flaming hot Cheetos I'm not a fan oh are they flaming hot is that the problem they're not hot enough for their taxes yeah we hate flamers I
1:43 see you voted you bought against them as much as you can yeah you're not allowed to get married if you're a flaming hot cheetah are you a Takis guy is that really what's going on maybe he's a blue Takis kind of guy your blue Takis guy Fuego yeah I like the celkang uh Korean little crackers what was the last joke you said on stage that you got booed for um probably that uh communism should be given another shot who are you what city were you in uh Comedy Store damn yeah but isn't communism getting another shot like there's China there's a couple places yeah it's a research there's a Los Angeles maybe that's why they booed you because it's like that's not accurate it's getting a show yeah we're doing fine boo we're in it we're
2:35 represented who uh how many girls did you bang in Georgia Tech uh zero oh 0.0 like no over the close things or yeah yeah not even close not even a kiss I had to graduate and do an internship and then I met a girl at a Georgia Tech party and then I kissed and I had sex with her for the first time yeah that's cool in your life I mean that was the first time you lost you lost it I thought you said it was the first time you had sex with her was it magical it was all right I like your body language right now it's really nervous it's good it's good what would make that experience better because you said it was all right uh if uh she was more attractive
3:25 that's honest answer hey we never ████ the tens initially we never we never started ████ the tents you gotta earn you gotta work your way up geez you gotta level up and what would happen more attractive to you uh classical Beauty you know maybe maybe way less than me yeah that's big actually well she's big but that's big too that's cool Beauty when he said that I was picturing ████ Beethoven and ████ where do you think it's like one of those situations where you're like man okay like if she gets on top of me they're gonna have to call the fire department no not that bad okay she was still away it was hard to maneuver a little bit okay [Laughter] what's the funniest female comedian to
4:17 you uh Maria Bamford oh she's really funny she's very funny we like her yeah she's crazy her favorite your favorite brand of Manford joke what about the office like where she's like I know this girl at the office hates me because she'll tell anyone anything but she won't tell me it and she's like my cat is so intuitive like looks back at me it's like what what are you looking at it's like you know what you did and then Maria Bamford is like I want to hear this story about the cat why can't you tell me uh but yeah I love it when she does it yeah [Laughter] you ever done any drugs yeah which kinds Molly meth uh uh at the same time you're
5:08 a meth guy huh I've done it once when was was it High School it was a little jittery hey your hardcore is ████ it like last year oh yeah what was the occasion I was in Tucson Arizona that sounds like a mess Town yeah your nephew's birthday party did someone like offer it to you or was it yeah it was like this comic that lives in a trailer and he's like I do math it's something that I do and I was like well I'm always down for a good sesh yeah little smoke sesh okay so we just took a little toke and then went to do an open mic I bet energy just went a little bit up man it was it was good it was like I was a little jittery it was a little fast you think it was the math maybe it wasn't and how do you think you're set with I thought it went all right
5:59 I didn't connect with the audience as much as I wanted to they weren't I think it was yeah what um what's the craziest thing you've seen uh when you were living in your van uh I saw a guy peeing right by my van and I was like I'm not gonna bother him let him finish yeah he's more legally in the right than I am right now I wanted to tell on you back yeah yeah did you did you grow up sheltered a little bit Yeah like was your parents controlling like you got to be this way good boy a little bit not too much so when did you open yourself up to freedom in college the drugs that uh had a little gravity bomb that's your introduction to we would cut a two liter or a gallon or something yeah no classic yeah it was the best you
6:50 didn't have to smoke it yourself you could use the bottle to smoke it for you and then it was like secondhand smoke yeah because you don't have to use the pressure your lungs to suck it out yeah it was colder because like it takes the initial heat so you just have a box of smoke and you just shove it in your lungs oh yeah you are you do have a degree in mechanical engineering I kind of heard it there and the way that you described it yeah yeah I know I heard it yeah I've never heard anyone yeah I've never heard anyone explain a gravity bong some level so when you're a mechanical engineering right and then at home you go home smoke your weed and do your comedy thing what was the breaking point where you're like I'm not gonna do this anymore uh mechanical engineering yeah and then become a full-time comedian what what
7:40 what was the pivoting moment was there like a like a bridge you were like a model you were building you just destroyed it one day yeah what were you like tripping out on meth and we're like this cinematic symbolism I was just like I got fired I'm living with my mom oh you got fired yeah so that does it for you the internship or from like a job from a startup company why you get fired because I was not that good at my job and then I started arguing with the uh with the manager um imagine it was a dick though he was just insecure and it was like a small man syndrome oh yeah those are fun yeah there's a lot of that going on I'm one of them it's the eight minute 18 Mark where we turn up the heat um you're really good at at taking and dishing back all manners of Comedy but has anything actually offended you that someone said uh yeah I'm sure
8:32 um you know uh like sometimes I'll get offended when people are like you know uh like you're not funny or like uh like I had a joke where it's like I get to use the f word here female and then this guy was like yeah the only f word people don't use is funny and I was like how dare you you're a homo yeah yeah he was like ah ████ he's a guy you got me that was pretty funny ████ son of a ████ does anything like does anything racist actually hit you sometimes so you're like yeah like if they're doing it not out of Good Intentions yeah if they're just doing it to be like putting me down instead of like you know like being like I see you they're like ████ you I'm gonna ignore you go away or something
9:23 like that it's just all of the intentions like it doesn't matter the joke it's just like what they want to do with it how do you respond when you feel that way like are there any examples of like what you do when yeah I just try to critique what I hate the most about that kind of person and what kind of person they are and try to incorporate that into what they just said Oh you mean like so hecklers you can destroy them yeah yeah well yeah human a targeted attack yeah like real life hecklers um we've reached the 9 Minute 52 second one where we have an Asian American Man review Shang Chi what'd you think and what'd you think of seeing you lose performance I thought it was a great movie I mean it's sort of like every other movie and that genre so I mean I'm not really a big fan of like I don't think Asians need a comic book hero to be a
10:14 legitimate race we've done a lot for the world just would you rather ████ your mom or your dad and why go in here my dad can take it better I don't want my mom to be sad yeah you're really thinking of the residual effects the emotions are coming together none of us has ever done that hesitation either yeah the one ready to go but but what if everyone in town starts calling you Dad ████ what are you doing that's fine that's way better than a motherfucker's like Father ████ yeah you're dead hey here comes the dad ████ again better than a pillow ████ that's a reference
11:15 busted too many nuts on it and my mom had to throw it away today's video is brought to you by audible so I've been doing my flights now back and forth from the Hawaii and they're about a good five hours and I'm like what can I do for five hours well I could sleep I could watch movies I could do a lot of stuff but audible comes to a lot of awesome stuff because I could just rest my eyes and chill this is what I've been checking out all of my content here I got good thinking by David Robert Grimes this is brand new I still haven't started this one but it's this kind of cool like graph right and it's and it's like it goes to like why flawed logic can lead to like putting us all at risk and then how critical thinking can save the world so I've noticed a lot of this
12:07 I've noticed like all over the world you know some groups make great decisions and then they solve problems in a good way societal you know all kinds of issues with the world but there's also other destructive groups and all that's different between the two and the only difference between the two groups is the decisions that they make how they see the world and how they critically think or if they lack critical thinking so I was like this is really interesting I want to check that out and I have a bunch of other books that I just listened to on the plane now and I like it better than watching movies sometimes because a lot of the stuff I get is like school and learning and I don't go to college no more and I really miss just sitting there and listening to somebody smart that can tell me about the world
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13:49 audible.com off the Record or text off the Record to 500-500 to try audible free for 30 days audible.com off the record this is the 11 minute this is the part of the show where we show you a clip from American American Cinema history and we get your take on it and what your thoughts are and most importantly on it do you like uh Clint Eastwood I love to see it what what what's one of your favorite Clint Eastwood movies yeah uh the one where he yells at Asian people that was mine too Gran Torino [Music] he is doing that I mean it feels like my uncle's like right here yeah dude here we go presenting a scene from old enough for kids a JK Rada pack
14:53 [Applause] Ed 13 in September why did he do that you know what 10 times out of 10 somebody says why did he do that you you that was a slow seduction just do it do waiting for bro what'd you say weird ████ just do it you know why because that whole beginning part it wasn't for her it was for him for him it's a virgin's mentality and that calls me McBee but that's for context that what he did wasn't in the script he just did it uh it's like improv also for context check out that Jersey what
15:44 um like you know what this movie needs there's a leading woman that's 12. she wasn't a woman definitely not yeah yeah and that actor is just like God damn it yeah yeah that's kind of how it went yeah yeah yeah and they put it in the movie yep oh yeah that's a cartoon classic yeah people said they got a standing o in the theater yeah what a Twist yeah yeah thanks for uh thanks for sharing that you see what that shirt says right by your head yeah September yeah then September 13th oh yeah I want to put it on it's there for you yeah but they only if you feel comfortable what um what's your jumped into the JK crew welcome I know yeah you've been inducted what is um what do you think about the way Pang dang handled the Tony hitchcliffe stuff I
16:34 know I'm not a fan of it uh except for what it gave me like it created a horrible sea of confusion and at the end of it I was a regular on kill Tony so I think that was great what do you mean by that like um I forgot about that what happened again so uh Pang dang had a set uh and then introduced Tony hitchcliffe right after him and then Tony hcliffe uh was roasting them right after but used some like coveted stuff some some terminology you know what I didn't even know the context to that and I totally misread it and I was I just thought Tony was some racist dude that came up and talked ████ so I didn't know it was a roast thing well no it's it's not necessarily roasting it was just a night at a comedy club but then that's just what he did and then rather than pengang talking to him and saying like hey that was ████
17:24 up I didn't like that was weird he just made a tweet and then put the video out and then went like that and then all these people there's like a backlash over it but really there's different nuances in how to see that yeah yeah it was really anti-social it's like we're all in the same scene we all see each other and just burned that bridge he could have just been like yo man that was too far that was way too far yeah I mean and that's like a conversation to be had between two people yeah yeah but that didn't happen instead he just put the video out to the public which has no contacts on how the night felt or any of that stuff or who said what all they saw is Tony's little bits yeah you shouldn't put anything of someone else out on public on stage without their permission yeah that's pretty but isn't the court of public opinion the ferris Court not always I mean so how did that play
18:17 into how you said that affected your outcome well yeah after he came back I did the national anthem I saw that that's great and then I he was like I'll give you a set next week I did a set next week and then and then on that night he was like do you want to be a regular so it all like led into me being a regular and then he makes every every like now he makes jokes like oh this is Hans I brought him so that I could be uncanceled like this is my uh Olive Branch the Asian community hahaha that's good that's funny speaking of the age Community um who's the uh wax Asian influencer you know whack is like just dislike oh ████ you want me to make an enemy uh gently ████ you
19:11 just kidding no just kidding well he looks so much older than he is I know was your first uh impression uh of JK especially once you got asked to come on I thought it was amazing yeah I saw the clips online I was like damn this could help me get in with the Asian Community because I feel like most of the kill Tony fans are just white dudes so I still have this untapped Market I'm just here purely for uh my social media following hell yeah I'm sure to get on kill Tony dude we just wanted you here because we want to get to Joe Rogan hey we're all using each other well it's a slow bleed so no Joe Rogan huh oh yeah so how can we get on Joe Rogan can you get us all individually on Joe Rogan or just like all of us at once that'd be cool you think he has enough microphones yeah he does because we saw the fight companions
20:01 we know we could all be on Joe we're going to see a time you get us on there dude I feel like if we ever do go on No One's Gonna talk and everyone's just gonna stand there and giggle yeah I don't know and then Jordan was like what do you guys do I don't know what do you want us to do we do we do what you like the city joke yeah do whatever you want if we do like YouTube and stuff if you want to do a comedy what would you be doing uh like crime what kind of crime would you have yeah which guy are you we have we had a conversation Fair assessment we had a conversation about this recently like what position would you play in the crime team where are you I'd be the guy in the truck on the computer he's taking your job man what am I going to do you're gonna actually [Laughter]
20:55 what's your response to somebody in the Asian community that asks you to do more for the Asian community in the position you're in we're doing fine we got China we're gonna take over the world soon what do you need me to do a couple of us died during the pandemic it was worth it oh holy ████ we're doing fine what are you doing to contribute to the Asian narrative in a positive way go get ready for those questions I'm showing us that we can have a sense of humor instead of all being stuck up like Mega Shark comments yeah if you had to be any other race what would it be um you can say white black he says black black is like the highest risk highest reward either you're like ████ Will Smith or you're not or you're just being
21:45 not Will Smith is a disaster yes it's a disaster I mean not Will Smith like uh Dion Cole or yeah we gotta get Dion start her up again oh my God what's what's one of the cool pieces of advice Joe Rogan has ever given you about like your comedy you end it with a joke yeah we have to We're not gonna end it has Joe Rogan giving you a watch yeah yeah but we did um but yeah I mean the coolest piece of advice he gave me was uh uh well it wasn't really advice but after one of my sets he was like good job man I was like thank you he's like yeah you're funny I was like thank you yeah that's the most important thing you're funny and you got it so I mean that was just like from my hero just
22:35 being like you have the intangible dude he seems pretty intelligent you know you kind of have to be funny to be a comedian yeah for sure I know I mean if you're doing comedy for so long you kind of forget you're like I gotta remember my jokes I gotta gel my hair and wear a nice shirt my hair that would be funny when's when's the last time you cried uh probably when I was watching a movie um probably uh the last movie that I like uh saw was like uh God damn uh it's like our father's generation or our father's time is like this Korean movie about it's like Forrest Gump except super depressing it's Korean Forest Forrest Gump was kind of happy-go-lucky
23:25 some things jump up and lick me when was the last time you uh when was the last time that you cried that you came or cried that you came or came that you cry came that you cried that's right that's what it is yeah uh I mean I think I was like tired and I was like yawning and I got like a little tear in my eye and then I can't I guess and then you can't and then you came what was the last uh what was the last porno you searched uh for or what's the last thing you typed in your search bar 4.0 uh Japanese shrimp massage what's that Japanese it's like a drug like a like a aerosolized drug that makes women don't worry oh really what though is that what the shrimp party does it work or is it like people think it works where can I buy something pretty effective huh where can I buy
24:17 some I don't know that's a good question that's what all the comments are it's just like it's just like nobody figured it out it's like Flex tape though where I see it work only in the commercials and then in real life I don't see a lot of commercials I'm trying to slap it on something I see a lot of users who are like I'm so happy about Flex tape yeah just see the commercial is it like that yeah maybe it's just like Patchouli oil or like a goop product a good product my uncle swears by emu oil he says that it occurs the arthritis my mom loves emu oil see they love it old people are great do you do you feel like your parents are proud of you yeah I think they're proud that I'm not like dead I think they didn't have very high hopes so they look at it more of like a glass shaft yeah I think like hey at least you're alive and yeah not doing crime yeah
25:09 we would have been good crime friends I I think so I think we need a purpose like some people just need like dig a ditch okay but I need to know like why and what's it for and like if I'm stealing it's like I'm trying not to get caught and trying to make money it's like like yeah I need a purpose what what is the last illegal thing that you did allegedly uh that's a legal thing I did was probably like uh well I got caught shoplifting when I was in college do you ever steal for fun just yeah yeah not anymore but I used to I just feel like shoplifting is like how kids steal if you want to be an adult you get picked up behind a computer and you know get hired at a bank and steal for real what's one last thing you want to say to all the fans out there all the Asian
25:59 people that you want them to follow you yeah I'm one of you support me like if you don't support me like like who are you gonna support some random white comedian yeah no more whites they don't really do that no more whites they don't do that some random like there's enough foreign
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