0:06 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys where you have just walked in on gentlemen's day here as you can see. ████ I forgot his pants were off. Damn. But you got to admit the pants were off is funny. Yeah, cuz I'm on this side. I don't see it. Uh yeah, so now that you've shown us that you got your own brandy, which is amazing by the way. Wow. Good job, Tim. Thanks, guys. Can we think of a product like that for Nick? Like what would be Nick's product like for him to have? Well, people know you're a fighter. How about some type of ointment? Like Thai oil. Yeah. Like my own? Like a balm. Yeah. Yeah, like a balm. Nick balm. For like nicks and bruises, yo. Yeah, call the N balm. N balm. Are you sore? DROP THE N BALM.
0:56 CUZ IT STANDS FOR NICK. IT STANDS FOR NICK, DUDE. You're a freaking quick. You're a marketing genius, I think. N balm. N balm. Or if Tim co-signs it. I didn't wasn't even thinking N balm. Really? I was just thinking how funny it was SAYING N THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. JUST BALM. Like balm is right there, but you just say balm. Ooh, we dropped the N balm. Oh, wow. Yeah, cuz you said ointment. I thought that's what you meant. That was the fastest pitch ever. would your ointment do? Cuz you know, Muay Thai guys, they put the when they get banged up, they put the Thai oil on them. Get them all warm, get them ready to go like a Bengay, you know? Yeah, okay. Like a but the Thai oil is like the real ████ It's like the it's top notch. It's It's the best one. The Tiger Balm is a medicine.
1:46 It's hard to beat. So I'd be competing with Tiger Balm. What if you had a ointment called Bengay? Yeah. Bengay. Bengay. This whole time. That's Thai. I've been doing this for years. That's the Thai. Bengay. I think you have a lot of product opportunity. And then what do you do? Bengay, dude. Something like that or like maybe we could do an off-brand where it's N balm like what you said, but it'll be like like a electrolyte drink or something like that, you know? Not as good not as not as good of a pop. We'll go back. We'll we'll re- we'll we'll rework it. I don't know. Yeah. But maybe I think uh N balm sounds pretty good. N balm is good. Yo, I I feel like I feel like there's also one that's like right right on the nose is for you, you know? What do you mean?
2:36 I'm just saying. I don't really know what you mean. I'm just No, I'm just saying I can't breathe out of my nose. I'm not saying that you can't breathe out of your nose. I'm just saying you're a mouth breather. Maybe it's called mouth breather. MOUTH OH, WOW. THIS GUY WEARS THOSE uh things. Oh, yeah, the strips. I wear a tape on my mouth to go to sleep so I don't snore. All right, I don't fight don't fight the marketing, dude. It's the nose and the mouth. did come out with your own brand of like this, like you they would buy that ████ dude. That's what I'm saying. He wears it naturally all the time. Look in a way. It's part of He should have kind of done it. Done it. Yeah. I've done it. Done it. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Cuz last name is Dunn. Oh. How do you How do you it. Sure, dude. You can do whatever you want. Don't be such a yes man. Yeah, I'm jacked a little bit, man. No, the world is your oyster. no stake in this.
3:35 I'm already categorizing it in the casino pile. Okay, well along with the casino. Let's do it, dude. Yeah, we could do that. Yo, cook cook it up, dog. Hell yeah. Done it, dude. I would like maybe ear pods that fit my ears specifically. Custom ear pods. So one guy could buy it. R&D is like, "Okay, we're done. ENJOY." WE'RE DONE. OH. WE'RE DONE. We're done. Woah. I like that the Nick Dunn line of products only works for him. Yeah. Woah. So ear pods fall out of your ear, huh? So I had a I had a give a pair of ear pods away.
4:25 The way? Yeah, I had to give them away. like if someone made a like infomercial was like, "Do your ear pods fall out OF YOUR EARS?" WAS IT WAS IT THE FIRST GEN or the new second gen? with the tip. The you know, like the little rubber tip that you put all the way in. Those are stupid, dog. I hear they don't fit anybody. That's not yeah. But come to find out, I Googled it and it says if they fall out of your ears, it says you're using the wrong little ████ rubber tip. And I I like the first ones though. The first ones are the best I don't I don't I don't like the rubber ones. Really? I don't do the noise canceling ones. I stick it to the old school. How about a mouthpiece? Mhm. You know, I actually don't wear one. Why? I've never worn one. like It's frowned upon. It's not it's not good. For all of your ████ that you do, really? But is it like a snowboarder who doesn't wear a helmet cuz he's cool?
5:15 It's cuz of my I can't breathe out of my nose so I'm like ARE YOU LEGIT YOU CAN'T breathe out of your nose at all? Well, I'm getting better now. It's There's another very clear product for Nick. Yeah, yeah. It's just a sleep apnea machine, dude. That's what I should ████ promote. A very clear product for you still just right there if you don't know yet. This one? No. What are you talking about? Why don't you say it plainly? Why are you hinting? What is the ████ is it, dude? What's wrong with my face, man? He's got to say it. Make him earn it. Come on. It's like uh What's wrong with my face? It's not on your face. What's wrong with my face? If you wear this product while you're wearing a suit, Huh? then you're dedicated to this product. Condoms. Sunglasses? I don't wear condoms. I don't wear slanted slanted condoms. I don't wear condoms either. Wait, is it
6:05 sunglasses? No. He's wearing a suit and he still wears a fanny pack. Oh, yeah. Oh, duh. See these fanny packs These fanny packs are just next level though. A fanny pack. That's what I'm saying. Look at this in the market. Imagine that's your brand. You're Dude, these are next level. No, fanny packs are are my favorite though. Even though I look like a dumbass when I wear them, but I it's purely functional. dumbass cuz of that. It's my itty-bitty little suit, dude. That makes you relatable. No, these are all good ideas. They are. Maybe I could do a a nose strip would be easy one for sure. Yeah. Cuz I wear one all the time. You snore? Yeah. That's why that's why I wear mouth tape and so my wife won't yell at me and she can sleep. Bro, especially if I drink a little bit, apparently I snore pretty
6:55 hard and That's what they say. is very light sleeper. irritated at Does she kick you out of the room? She just doesn't like you. Yeah, bro. She just when it Well, first of all like she's so irritated when I like drink. She's like, "Oh god, you reek." And I'm like, "Oh my god, you snore." And like She doesn't drink? No. I mean, she'll have like a glass of wine. Cuz you could just give her alcohol and then she won't smell it anymore. I wish. Yeah, but no, she's like on the rare you know, everyone once in a while she's like, "I'm going to have a glass of wine." I see what you're saying, but I'm like you know, I have like a few some some liquor situations at whatever event and I won't even be like any type of anything, but I'll come home she's like, "Oh god, you stink. You're going to snore. I know you're going to snore. Gwargh." That's what she sounds like the whole time? Yeah. Do you end up sleeping in the same bed or you're like, "All right, ████ it. I'm going to sleep somewhere else?" Yeah, I mean, the way I sleep cuz I sleep on my right side. I'm I'm
7:45 breathing this way anyways. Oh, okay. But I think when I'm drunk when I'm drunk, I just kind of You know what I'm saying? So I'm like breathing hard and I'm ████ stinking and I'm like that with garlic. Like if I go to Korean barbecue and I get garlic, you smell like garlic. And then in the morning, ████ after we slept, you still smell like garlic. I'm like, "You don't Just cuz you keep saying I'm like, "Just cuz you ████ say it more times doesn't mean the garlic smell is going to go away." Yeah. Like what are you trying to do? she wants you to go away. That's your sign. I also feel like that's very like anti-Asian of her because look, we're going to smell like garlic. We eat a lot of garlic. A lot of garlic. If you don't like that, then you're racist, Gio. So Well, then what does Gio smell like? Gio's probably smells like lots of stuff. Cilantro. Yeah, cilantro. That
8:35 smells sounds great. That's true. It's too loud here. Do y'all like cilantro cuz I know some people it's a love cilantro. Yeah, there's like a Really? He got the soap thing. You got the soap You got the soap? I got the No, it doesn't taste like soap. It tastes really weird. It tastes good on soap best. But I can eat it on Mexican food and I've been trying to microdose it. And and now and now I can have it in Indian food, um but not in pho or any Chinese food. Not Okay, do you When you have it in pho, do you just leave the whole thing like on the stem or you like ripping off the stem? to go, no cilantro, please. And then if sometimes I forget and the bowl comes with cilantro everywhere. I'm like, "F███." And I have to take all of them out. But when you take it out, does it still taste like it? No, no, no, no, no. Really? It's just when I have it in my mouth and it mixes with like any type of soy sauce
9:25 based flavor, it tastes crazy. Interesting, bro. I'm munching stems, dog. I wish I could. You know in that Taiwanese burrito, they use it like lettuce. I tell them I tell them take it out. Wow. But if I eat a taco, right? There's ████ onions and cilantro perfectly fine. It's just cilantro with soy sauce based flavor. it more. Really? So you get less flavor, but you get like essence. Maybe. But the soy sauce probably is like a salt so it brings out the flavor. And it tastes like like that. Y'all want to hear something crazy about asparagus? Yeah. So you know how like it makes your pee stink, right? Everybody agrees? Yes? Yeah, makes your pee taste weird. You smelt that? I don't know. Makes my pee taste weird. Sometimes you'll run you'll come across people who are like, "Oh, it doesn't make my pee stink. I've never experienced that before." Right? The wrong stuff. Come to find out, check this out, right? It's not that it's not making some people's pee stink.
10:15 It's that they don't have the nose receptors to smell what the asparagus is doing to their pee. That's what it is. So, they got dumb noses. Is that Is that like a different cousin to the idea of like Asians that aren't born with that specific body odor thing? Probably, bro. It's something cuz like so bodies are weird, right? So, I It's It's not So, asparagus, whatever's in asparagus that makes your pee stink, it makes everybody's pee stink. But, the part of your nose that can smell that is not in everybody. So, they're colorblind noses. Yeah. Hey, which people smell the weirdest to you? I I heard that Nobody, bro. I love the smell of everything. That's ████ That's There's some stinky ████ out there. We do this video every week.
11:05 Not to me. Everybody smells great to me. For the nose thing, what could we do that your nose strip would be more branded for Nick? What's something that like Cuz what? You just wear black ones. But like what's the design that would I wear white ones, too. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I wear white ones, too, dog. Maybe a ████ Maybe a bigger one. What if it was like Big butterfly. A bigger one. Yeah, it goes like that. Yeah. Honestly, that would be a pretty good idea. Cuz I love to be more noticeable when I wear the ████ nose strips, dude. I I used to wear them in public, but then so many people would look at me like, "Oh, you just You just got beat up or something." And I'll be like, "Ah, probably won't wear these in public anymore." a Kim Kardashian's brand uh Skims where it's like all the nude colors so that you you feel seen in your skin color? A nude color would be good.
11:55 What about a mask like how they ████ put on your whole face to reshape your jaw and ████ But it's like for your nose. So, it's like Pulls everything back. Yeah, and then you don't have to get a band. You could just ████ put it on like this. I feel like the Breathe Easy guy would do that for you. He'd probably make your own edition. Yeah. They got They got the They got some of the best ones. Why don't they make like ████ boba straws and you could just stick it into your nose so it just opens the opens the inside? Does that help you, boba straws? You know, I never tried them, but I think I'm going to give it a try today. I feel like it's a bad idea. Dude, go try. There's two right there. I think it sacrifices your stink. I want to be more noticeable. Are you allergic to ████ Yeah. Milk? Well, it's not really allergic. Yeah, allergies. We got some allergies. I don't get allergies. Um when I was a baby, penicillin and aspirin. No freaking way.
12:46 I feel like I've How'd you fight infection as a kid? Um there's alternatives. Amoxicillin is different. Other antibiotics. Oh, it works the same way? Yeah. My god, you went to med school. Yeah, look at you. You look like a doctor, a proper doctor. Now I believe you. Other times I just laugh. Yeah, when you're wearing the ████ shirt. Yeah, I didn't I didn't realize I So, I I didn't know there was aspirin in ibuprofen. And I knew that when I was a baby, I was allergic to aspirin and I'd been popping ibuprofen for hangovers and ████ and I was fine. So, I I was like, "Okay, I probably outgrew whatever." But, that's the only thing I was really ever allergic to. It's fatal? Like I don't know what happened when I was a baby. I was A BABY GOT GOD, I TOLD YOU ALREADY. That's a crazy follow-up. So, it was fatal if you eat it. I don't know what happened, but yeah, it was always on my ████ Like yeah,
13:37 penicillin and So, did you make it? I hope so. This is all a dream, dog. Scary. I never met anybody that was allergic to that. What Why do you ask? Oh, just because we were talking about eating ████ and like different reactions to different things. I think I'm allergic to hemp. Really? I haven't gone for an official testing. Yeah, there's says there's hemp in here. You would know. You would know. Have you tried drinking hemp hemp milk? No, because I think I'm allergic to it. So, I'm not going to like go at it. How does How does hemp milk Did you get stung by more bees? Yeah. I have Sometimes that's the answer. Cuz at first I thought it was uh Cuz you know how like you develop new allergies? Like as you get older, new ████ can happen. I feel like that now. granola and ████ my whole life. I just I didn't give a ████ Like I If I even if I get slightly allergic, it wasn't EpiPen status, so I'd be like, "Oh, I'm going to endure this." But if I like
14:28 that, eventually I'm going to eat it again type ████ right? And then one time I I was I ate an acai bowl. And you know how they'll put like granola and hemp and like other things, but I wasn't sure which one it was, but I was supposed to go to an event and then I had to U-turn my ass back home and I had to just lay I was like I can't do it. What were you feeling? So, I got like skin rashes and stuff. And I got like the hot patchy red. Hives. And I just felt ████ uncomfortable and I had to lie down and we took you know, Nina went to the store, got some Benadryl, ████ drank some of that ████ like Will Smith in Hitch, and then I just chilled out and then I was fine. It wasn't anything like take me to the hospital. It was just like this is really really weird and awkward for me. And then I was like, "Okay, maybe it's the granola." So, then I was like I I avoided a little bit of granola and but I would try a little bit just to see if it would happen and then like
15:19 nothing happened on a microdose and then I was like, "Okay, maybe it's not granola granola." And then one time I went to my tattoo parlor, right? And then uh she was you know, it was just like a long session like 6 hours something and then she was like, "You hungry? I got this like matcha granola." And I was like, "I don't think it's the granola." So, I ate a bunch of granola and then I had like right at the like 98th percentile of my tattoo session, I was like, "I don't feel so good." She looked at me like cuz my arm was down this way and then she looked at me and my whole ████ face was just like like swollen. Yeah, I have funny ass photos, by the way. And my whole body was crazy. So, I had to just like I went to the CVS right away. I grabbed some Benadryl pills. I popped them. I went home. I was telling Nina and then she's like, "But I thought maybe it wasn't granola." And then she's like, "Maybe it's the hemp." I was like, "Oh, s███." in what? In the granola? Yeah, like sometimes they have hemp in it. They put
16:09 like hemp seeds in there? Like certain types of mixtures. So, then another time I tried to eat like a little bit of hemp and I felt a little bit funky and I was like, "I think it's hemp, but I'm not sure." eat just hemp? I've never seen it. It's seeds? Something that they put in granola. It's like a It's all in one mixture. There's hemp seeds. You can get hemp seeds at like acai places. I thought it was a leaf. I don't really know what hemp is. I'm not even allergic to this, but one time I ate so much of it, I think I got high. So, you remember the ████ instant noodles like Shin Ramyun or whatever and you would crush them, right? You know what that is? That's MSG. It It felt like your ████ cheeks were being pulled down. I don't remember. Like meat hooks on the inside of your face? I don't remember, but I put I was eating that like chips, right? You put the powder and you eat it like chips and then I got so addicted to ████
16:59 licking the powder off my fingers, I finished one bag, the second bag I was like, "F███ the noodles. I'm just going to eat the powder." Oh, wow. And I think I was like in third or fourth grade. I started dousing the ████ powder on my mouth and I remember my head felt like it was going to explode and my whole face was ████ a Pixy Stix? Yeah, and then I was like, "Oh my god." I think I could have sworn I got like a fever or some ████ So, I rolled myself in a blanket like a Twinkie and I was laying at the foot of the bed and I was like I thought I think I thought I was going to die. And then all of a sudden I hear like, "B████ b████." And I was like, "What the f███?" I'm like, "Oh, ████ My mom apparently's been trying to call me the whole time." And then I think she thought something was wrong and she came home and she like saved me. Oh, ████ How did she save you? I don't know. But it felt like that when
17:50 you were a kid. It just felt like I was like, "Oh, ████ It's like it's It's not 6:00." Oh, I was like, "Dude, that ████ is strong." The ████ MSG. But the noodles? Hey, when you take a lot of MSG and you don't drink a lot of water, it really feels like your ████ meat hooks on the inside of your cheek. Where would you get that from? Like Where is that how Just the concentration of the powder. Only doing the powder. Yeah, and you're not You're not eating it with like the noodles like you're supposed to or the ████ water. Crazy. Yeah, there's no soup like Maybe we should try it. When we were When we were doing uh ABDC, right? And we were we were sequestered at the hotel, we one time went out and you know how we were like super scrawny cuz we were like pescetarian status at that time and we
18:40 were trying to stay all fit and stuff. All of you guys? Yeah, and but we but we would like never sleep and we were just rehearsing all damn day. So, we were like malnourished, too. And I remember one time we went out, we had like pho, but it had like a lot of MSG in it, but like we just were dehydrated, too, from rehearsals. And y'all like half of us were like out for out and we didn't know what it was. We were like, "Dude, are you guys ████ hurting weird right now?" ████ weird. So, that's really that's the MSG, huh? We think it's the MSG. Cuz you don't know the feeling is. And it's internal Anytime it's internal Are you guys ████ up? External pain, you can rationalize something about it. Internal pain, you like it ████ you up. Damn. So, dehydration plus MSG is a not a good combo. Crazy. Humans are fragile, man.
19:30 Anything to like like ████ our balance up and ████ is The beauty's in the recovery. That's what makes us great. The recovery? Nah, dog. Now, the beauty's in the journey, bro. The pain, too. It all, bro. And that's where the beauty comes from. And the friends you make along the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what really matters. Yeah, cuz there's no pleasure without pain. That's why you need N Bomb. Your body ████ up, you need some recovery. You need some And Bomb. Get some And Bomb, baby. Yeah.
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