0:00 foreign welcome back everyone to another highly educational episode of careful boys wow Z we have Kristen Farina with us today hello Kristin welcome back Kristen hey I saw a really interesting statistic and I wanted to see what the statistic for this was in this room okay 53 of people admit that they've hooked up with an X oh yeah yeah with the next ████ yeah have you guys ever hooked up with it I just talked to him yesterday how to dress up like French maid what the give me blow sex from every angle possible what you reap the rewards dude not true I haven't oh then the statistic is arrived 53 so one of you guys well not gonna be you yeah I have so
0:50 that's true interesting well actually it's 50 because it's three and three what's the story of how you did it oh a lot of but like in your kindergarten names but how like what's what's what happened what do you do how did this even well I would say one time I try to break up okay yeah and then she came over with rice krispie treats and I was eating the rice krispie treats and then we had sex and I said damn it she got me the Rice Krispies and then we got back together because she you know Rice Krispie treats and a ████ is kind of hard to say no to and then so yeah and then we got back together and then and then we broke up
1:41 after but she was an ex at the time oh okay yeah but how soon after you broke up was the next hookup when we did it again yeah it's probably within a week oh that's very sure it was like I break up with you and then I'm like okay but okay so then then Mo then I would say none of them counts because oh they're all like that they're all like that what what it's like these ████ are making rice so no it's not always like that but it's like that's it we're done we're not talking anymore sometimes they don't make them they buy them I'm sorry yeah yeah and we're done right and then so it's like and we're done oh that's still gray area and it's like can I come pick over my pick up my stuff and I'm like yeah sure you could have your stuff and then they come over and then it's like oh I miss you so much yeah [Laughter]
2:36 but there is one um where we where we broke up and literally like it was about a year so it was maybe a year and a half that counts maybe yeah something like in between over 12 months for sure how did that re how did that like reconnect how did that reconnect ████ I forgot these were like re-flurting one day I totally forgot yeah wow yeah I don't know how that that one came to be this was right this is around College yeah so did you go to college yeah I went to college I did two years of junior college and then I started my own business started working that and I went back to college for another two years so I'm finished yeah so it was in between there it was quite a blur what was your gap of time
3:29 um four months that's pretty good absolutely and we were definitely broken up and like you know hey lion insane bye-bye and all that ████ oh is that the one yesterday um mad that you were dating up yeah but then she didn't do blowies and I was like you're ████ on the way out ah Brad you know set your boundaries yeah hey a man's got to know his limitations that's what cleaning yeah that's and he's a great man I believe in that and I think I'm using the quote right I think I held it with the quote that was the only time he'd never do that with another person or the model didn't come back later with a new skill no because I told her off too hard the email to the email yeah you broke up on email you cold dog she emailed someone and tell them they don't do blowies I didn't tell her that part yeah most professional way of breaking up in the like at least mostly yeah now go yeah to whom it might
4:21 concerned I I believe that that um brevity is a solo wit and that would have been much better than what I did remedies the solo yeah in that situation oh my God instead of Conor ████ saying her mom I hope her mom dies or whatever I said yeah which was petty you gotta hit hard that's how you feel you know there was um so the girl that uh my one of my first girlfriends I would say like I was 16 and we lost our virginity to each other and uh we were together for maybe like a year six years later we started talking again but not in that way we were just like discussing like where our lives have been and how different we are and then we started to talk about the subject of like hey we really didn't know what we were doing back then like should we try again do we know what we're doing now second
5:11 shot yeah and it was very much like a uh what how different would it be you know with what we know today yeah yeah our skills are way better yeah yeah it's always cool we um yeah we hope without any kind of like romantic connotation of like we didn't want to get together or anything yeah or like do that whole thing but we did just feel the same well yeah we did meet up and then we did try it again and it was great and then I found out she had a boyfriend at that time yeah and when did you find that out crazy right after during you tell him yeah no would you ever tell if like you found out someone was in a relationship no no I mean the person that cheated on me with you mean like that no like if
6:02 you hooked up with someone then you found out like they had a boyfriend I mean I think that's more of a girl thing what do you feel about you know the girls that will hire other girls to DM their boyfriends to see if they'll catch the bait I think that's a little psycho it's pretty funny but I think it's funny but it's psycho yeah it depends maybe if you're suspecting something I don't know if that's the best way to do it but yeah I see all like tick tocks and stuff like that it's like oh hire this hot girl the DM my boyfriend and then like how fake are those videos they're so fake it's insane true right it's like the most wooden acting ever I don't think so I was a better actor in high school somehow somehow yelling yelling to the people in the back row projecting is what they call it packing out acting outside the pocket the entire time being a complete hack
6:53 yeah that is really weird to do that but also like if you're that suspicious then maybe you're just not happy in general yeah yeah look at those views but it was cool that I think that was the only time that I ever did that but it wasn't like you're getting back with her no no it wasn't it wasn't like a romance thing at all we just were really like because we stayed friends and I mean we just wanted to know because we were kids like we were both 16 and we were both like super nervous super not sure how it even works and uh I wouldn't mind that if I was single I would I would be like hey if you're if they're if they're single because that would be weird if you find out later and you're like oh you have a boyfriend yeah I think she was also when she told me she was like yeah it's not working anyway so he's on his way out and then they did wake up like right after so what was the verdict
7:43 the verdictable the verdict of was it the same or wasn't it it was it was amazing it was awesome but if it was that good didn't you go um damn man I want to get that again and then maybe another like in a three months and then maybe can we just keep meeting good missing what was missing yeah no it just I think because we both genuinely really just wanted to know that just try yeah then you're both like nah that's cool if you're on the same page yeah you don't have like an attached because Bill Gates has his arrangement with his ex it's so sexy when he was when he when he was with this um girl yeah with this with this Melinda Gates Foundation yeah do it once a year he gets to meet up with his ex is this on the website no this is like a real thing this is a real we did a whole story he's not even being completely full of ████ right now yeah yeah usually usually create a lot of things yeah this
8:34 one it's true yeah they show the house where they hook up oh that's cool beautiful house you know what excuse he told Melinda he goes no one can play Scrabble like her what that's great yeah that was his excuse like there's Scrabble like no one no one knows me the way she does and then like they talk and then they play Scrabble oh okay but they're weird yeah I think it's just talking about ████ and then you get to throw ████ later but but with the Scrabble letters yeah yeah they spell it out yeah yeah this this uh this x of mine she's the girl that remember I told you guys a story about how we lost the condom and I couldn't find it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like months all right damn months yeah until she went to the gyno and she didn't know it was in there and then the gyno had to tell her is her body having like reactions to it no she
9:25 was she didn't have any reactions so like I remember one of the champion ages ago when I first told that story and like nobody believes it in the comments so I hit her up and I was like hey watch this video and she watched it it was like I cannot ████ believe you told everybody send me proof yeah I screenshotted our conversation but I can't believe you're making this up so hard I know I'm just so dedicated elaborate that's crazy yeah but she's the levels of this wouldn't the smell like if she takes off her pants like it was like clear rooms and like basically kill human beings and and birds it was a bad smell she said it was it was bad yeah I wasn't there this is like the latex is just oh do you have any animals dying randomly or that she's had a lot of yeah she had fish just turning upside down animal casualties man oh gross but yeah she's the one that we decided to try it again
10:15 and yeah was it magical or was it awkward at first was it like oh we're like we're like good friends that just pick up where we left off I think that like when when it's like someone like that it's different like we were each other's first so it's like there's a level of comfort yeah I've never been uncomfortable like I'll talk to her from like time to time every so many years and then we'll just like shoot the ████ and we're just super you know it's like nobody knows me in that exact same way so but we're not like attracting each other at all it's just like hey that's it is what it is if you're not attracted to how you get horny I mean I'm not attracted to her now but that was when I was like so 16 is when we were together and 22 is when we re-hooked up and 22 is still like 22 You Don't Have To Be A Champion thing happened 22. how was that when the
11:06 con thing happened you were 22. 16. that was the first run so he had to do a reset because he was like remember that time we kind of ruined it with the condom yeah you gotta give it some air yeah we only had sex like a few times and we're like what were we even doing yeah yeah it can't get worse and more Awkward than that yeah yeah and that's and that's great because you're both awkward so it's like you know I think you're just gonna start a movement of like people like can I get a redo like they're gonna call back and be like can we yeah let's run it back yeah I think that's can we get a can we get a replay like a do-over if you're that honest when you ask I think you're very successful I came so fast back then like please I'm so much better now like I'm like three full minutes not one dude yeah it's three minutes dude it is it is pretty cool but not like one one thousand to one thousand lives no like
11:57 real seconds like one two three four five six seven eight yeah a guy who does auctions for a living foreign that's a funny thing to like be braggadocious about in that way like watch how long I last now six years later six years later I used to premature ejaculate when we were dating but now oh boy I think that's a little flattering don't you think what is it's for the lady not for the lady you know if you you pretty much ejaculate she's like damn I gotta type that's true that's true but they could run it back they can run it back if they if they you know gather their not me I mean I'm gonna take a nap yeah yeah
12:48 yeah yeah mix like go for round two and I'm all like nope I'm going to sleep yeah yeah yeah cause you and me here in that situation keep going and I'm just like uh I'm sorry I'm gonna can we take a rain check or I owe you I'm gonna say yeah dude come on Joe you guys you guys have never hooked up with an X has an X ever come out the woodwork to kind of and you know that they're trying to kind of get you're trying to fish what does it sound like please it sounds desperate can we just try again or it sounds like you're you sound that sexy yeah it's sexier pretty pretty pretty um like they're too interested in the thing that I'm doing now that they know nothing about it's like okay you sound like you have an example so you've been like directing right like whoa like I know we've been together for like five
13:39 years and you've been directing the whole time but like I I I think it's time I want to listen to it like tell me a little bit more or it's just like the constant um hey what's up good morning communication of just like the small talk or just bugging YouTubers yeah yeah oh yeah that's how you start really started yeah you've never been all your stories or something you've never been like five percent no usually when that switch flips off it's off I feel the same way when I'm when I'm not interested in something like for me is just like if I have to be like emotionally connected to you for that to even happen so if that's if that switch is off like it's probably not coming back on you don't you you you you you don't seem like a very hook-up culture type of
14:29 person what do you say it like that dude culture culture yeah like you don't just casually you're not just throwing that thing around yeah no not like it's a bad thing but there's some people and it's not bad it's like it's great if you're you're throwing a thing that thing yeah because there's dudes that throw that thing Colleen's not about throwing that thing that thing around dude for the right person a T-shirt cannon she's throwing Tom Brady darts she's getting guys walking away they're just trying to walk away they're doubling over throwing an atom T-shirt cannon to the top yeah bro yeah to the mezzanine um what's the duration of time when they start coming back around is it like immediately when you break it off or whatever and or do they ever break it off and then they come back around like
15:19 actually I think I made a mistake I think sometimes when you get into a new relationship like I've had that where I got in a relationship and then like old people are like hey how are you I'm like it's always good how are you doing yeah how are you done wait so after you get into a relationship they come yes like seeing oh like you know someone I used to date and then see me with someone else it's like hey hope you're well I'm like I'm great really I don't know any guy that says that so if they do that's us hey how are you you know Hi how are you dude nothing gets my ████ drier than that you guys ever asked me how you've been together yeah bro I'm drying up hearing that oh yeah inauthentic yeah I've known you for how many years right hey how are you Joe how's everything so your mushroom
16:09 business taking off what the ████ you want ████ I'm not ████ you anymore [Laughter] how are things man so June B huh so you and Hannah seem pretty serious [Laughter] sexism in the past but it's still awkward I think Nick's trying to ████ me again I think he's trying to rekindle an old flame and it's something right through me dude yeah and I don't like it that's cool like it's cool that you and Hannah are like reactive kind of doing your own thing you just seem really happy you just seem like in a different place I saw that you liked the same video I did on Instagram I kind of felt like we had more of a
16:59 connection but like I don't know yeah I guess that's cool though I'm happy for you I guess that's so awkward if like right after a filming day you text him and you're like hey we were really vibing back there huh I'll text it to Joe but I'll accidentally send to the group and I'm like oh ████ do you want to go to a separate chat just kidding guys you know me I always respond to the group chat Nick is like yo I felt like a personal energy coming from you but like I don't know if it just you know was just me but we were making a lot of eye contact but you would say bye to me by being right are you mad at me the Synergy was there but I think aside from that we had a
17:49 special one I'd be like you I feel like Steve was just getting in our way of ours this is so weird yeah let's stop dude what's the topic even know that they ████ do this ████ because because we all read fanfic yeah every last one of us I had his when I was in high school when I was I was talking to this one girl for a little bit and like I was like in love with her for like no apparent reason but I was like really into her and like she told me like yeah we should stop talking and I was like oh okay and I was like heartbroken for a while for sure and then I I was like really mad at her and we shared a locker or something and I was like and I just was like now I ain't talking to you bro and I was like going out of my way to be really mean to her and because I was really mean to her and I was just trying to hurt her feelings
18:39 she was like hey what's up like how are you nagging yeah like dude it ████ it kind of worked watch Pick Up Artist videos it ████ worked kind of but and then we we like we we hung out again and then I was like nah this is not this is not cool I don't like this that's a that's called it that's called a double whammy double whammy his ex right now like hey he's pulling up the conversations but I've never had a situation like that where I'm like neg her get her to come back yeah say no double whammy so Joe if I'm like really mean to you just know a while yeah because then I start feeling insecure like oh he doesn't like me I have to be nice to you I think I have to be nice to him for him I think I hurt his feelings I really don't want to be here when I'm at the point I really want to be here the day that you start nagging Joe to get a reason shut up you ugly ████ stop
19:30 talking to me it's getting hot oh god dude I don't get it like dude if any of us I don't get it he's different he's different it's not like him he's not like other guys if Beneva shows up here earlier and these guys are actually wearing each other I'm just gonna laugh let's go back at that point Ricky's under my coverage oh ████ dude oh ████ sick dude and Ryan's like hey what's up Joe oh and I'm like hey Ryan Hey Joe you sweat Hey Joe you're sweating a lot it's not even it's cold in here what's going on hey Ryan that's 20 minutes dude that's it no no no you just finished it's like turning off the camera oh I'm just checking I'm just like checking the camera
20:20 switch cards switch cards Nick's like don't worry Joey just shave my mouth in my little chin area so when I eat your butt out it's not gonna tickle too much are you smooth You're So grizzled when you say it Ryan comes in like I saw Nick's car outside I'm like oh yeah I think I think he's taking a walk yeah oh man hey I want to do that first man went that way all right dude we gotta delete this video oh
21:14 thank you
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