0:00 [Music] um before I tell you this story do you guys have a preference of what you want your family to do with you if you were stuck in a coma oh pull pull the plug you're a plug poer oh I mean depends if the doctor goes like yeah there ain't no way and if he does come back he's going to be a vegetable yeah yeah let's say that let's say that but if it's like if it's like I'm just sleeping bro like I when I'm back I'm back like don't jump the gun don't be too excited that's a hell of a diagnosis that the doctor says he's just sleeping when he's back he's back can you imagine hearing that like 2.0 yeah recovered he's going to be fine you're going to want to see you thought he was good before every
0:52 day cuz you're going to want to be you're you pull plug are you like a pull the plugger I need to do more research to be honest like it it for for example how often do people come back from Comas is it like 50/50 or is it like well let's say that what type of com let's say that in this let's say that in this case right let's say you're in a coma the doctor tells your girl um it doesn't look good and I as a doctor professional position am suggesting you pull the PLT but you can suggest that some there's Miracles that happen but are you this guy are you the Miracles guy or are you the uh the doctor said it's probably the best that we pull the plug I'm the I'm the definitely the uh way wait for a miracle up until like a practical point of affordability what's a practical point of like let's say at that time it's like to even keep me you know plugged in and
1:42 alive for like 1 month is going to bankrupt my family ████ just pull the plug okay oh it's so it's F okay you know what I'm saying but if they can afford it to like have me hold on for a bit without being a huge detriment to their lifestyle hold on to it just a bit cuz I don't know what's going to happen nobody knows I'm not going to trust this doctor either because miracles happen and it's not his fault but it's just Miracles can happen all right I got a question for you guys 10 years in the coma and you come back but you're perfectly fine you're just 10 years older right like health is the same or one year in a coma but you're paralyzed from the waist down what do you what I mean it'll feel like rather interesting whate are you starting to come so you're losing you're losing so right now so right now damn you coma and you wake up but you're fully the same I'll do the one year because paralyzed one one year paralyzed
2:34 you're one year coma and then you wake up and half of your body is just you still have a chance from that point with enough like work there's a chance you can walk again I'm no no no no CH I'm you you can't change my ████ scenario have no ████ leg one one ear paralyzed we ain't doing that here paralyzed because I think people can hold off for one year but a 10-year break in any type of relationship dynamic changes a lot of things so ta is like 16 uhhuh Jill's ████ 50 yeah like like a lot of things can change so you can come back 10 years you are you but everything that you know it me and ay might not even be friends anymore you're coming back to cuz we're going to be family cuz I'm going to yeah I don't know dud your legs yeah you know what I mean it's like where where you going in your head with that I
3:25 don't know try lean over Nick doesn't deflect anymore he's just different person yeah it's just like 10 years is a long time what about you 10 10 for me 10 for you I need to I need to feel my dick yeah true yeah bro 50 years old but like let's say Hannah doesn't have feelings for you what if Hannah doesn't have feelings for you anymore she's going to ████ she has no one else as no no no you can't make those rules no no that's not part of it he made the scenario he can make the rules in your logic paralyzed anything El you made me 100% paralyzed like let's say in those I can't have kids I don't have kids let's say in 10 years in 10 years you wake up okay you're at cedo cyanide you wake up in 10 years we're all we all moved to Puerto Rico for some reason like everything that you know it is different it's like can happen in 10 years dude sorry guys I'm going to have
4:15 to miss you guys you still have kids if you're paralyzed can't you just take your SP well I want to feel it when I have try toate you know what I mean yeah I don't know I don't know that's a good question cuz I was thinking 10 10 years is a long time time but then I'll be able to like move and I'll be able to like see that's what that's what I'm thinking too like my biggest thing is I like that mobility and being but 10 years from now we already got neuralink going down and they can fix your ████ no he said but you're poor he said no no no I think I would have to do I I you just have to be able to live with starting a new life either way yeah either way either scenario yeah cuz one year it's like your your life is very similar to what it is now but your body is different the other one is your body is the same but everything else is
5:05 different I'd rather everything else be different cuz I can adapt you know what's funny I would I wouldn't mind the one year and I'm paralyzed but if you said I just didn't have legs at all I would take the 10 years oh really yeah what what's the difference the difference is he can't even do this you want to be a nub yeah isn't it the same I like how you just use your hair I don't know why I don't know why it's different to me you mean like like if I was that guy amori that just like runs out like this that's why that's why you picked the other one that man it's the guy from Mor that that scarred your brain just if I'm doing music I look the same I'm sitting there ████ playing a that different you know and it kind of might help my you know career who knows all right how about all right how about paralyzed from the waist up just dead you're just drooling what about your head you know that reminds me
5:55 of you seen Ace Tor and he's running he around like full like running but it's just like does that mean your eyes don't even work yeah so like your legs work that's it from the waist up all the way you could run a lot from the waist upate with just legs you can't even the idea that if you did wake up 10 years from now but your body is the same it's like you lost 10 years of your life but if you woke up a year from now and you was paralyzed halfway you would just be living a new type of Life mhm you know me they're both new oh you're right you just time travel yeah one is time traveling one is time traveling a year but now your body's not the same I feel like when I when I deployed for a year it's like I feel like I missed everything that was here and I I had to
6:45 get like used to you know the the music that was out now and just doing things around here oh when you came back just just a year just a Years Years people going to be ████ flying even seeing like my brother grow go from not driving driving and then just you know everything that changed within that year I was fine with it but it was still taking a little bit of adjustment to it yeah 10 years is a a longer span but I feel like it's easier to adapt to that than to wake up a whole year things still be a little different and then having no legs be able to get around I need everybody else yeah but remember 10 years from now you also might lose family members you never got a chance to say goodbye to you you know oh that's hard dude yeah that's okay about that like who wouldn't be there when you woke up it's already okay sometimes I want
7:37 some people to die he's like yes it's never the ones he want I mean technolog is moving so fast it's moving at such a high rate I don't want I think even after one year even after one year and I wake up my legs don't work ████ jetpack I have a jetpack but I can't bring up nerling you ████ that's a b you ████ yeah jetpack doesn't cure me it just makes me look dope jet pack is standard issue at that point get around yeah just I'll just burn my whole living room at least I have a Professor Xavier yellow ████ you know yeah that'd be tight a hover chair yeah all right so let me tell you the story about what happened to someone named Jennifer Fluellen in 2017 she's a married mother of three she was driving to work in Michigan and she started feeling dizzy she ended up swerving off
8:27 the road crashing into a pole just by herself by herself uh went into a coma and was paralyzed so it's it's a double dooy like you were saying in the year so um her mom Peggy was encouraged by doctors to pull the plug they're telling her it's not looking good you might as well just take her off life support after how many after how long um it was almost immediately they were like there's nothing that we can really do for her she's going to be a vegetable I couldn't p a pluged immediately well that was their advice and then and they ended up being you know it she decided to keep her on life support immediately like imagine just yeah pull it pull my gosh or they call her they're like soone so in the hospital yeah just pull the plug if you can the news the newscaster is telling her oh yeah just pull the plug no yeah so so Peggy the
9:17 mom she didn't want to do that she she just had faith that something would get better so she visit she kept uh Jennifer on life support and visited her every day for 5 years wow and Within These that must have been so annoying for her if I was Jennifer I would have been like Mom you ████ annoying ████ ████ kill me already you're in a coma Joe you don't know well you know sometimes people in a coma they say that they can hear you and they can process it they just can't do anything oh yeah so that's the scary that's why I don't want to be in a coma cuz like who knows yeah it feels like that one um the get out you know how you're like in the brain in the sunken Place yeah so what happens is uh she she comes to to visit her daughter and she talks to her every day gives her like updates as if she's you know almost like she's sen you you know and then uh after 5 years she she took her outside of the
10:09 Sun and like is talking to her and then she decides to share this joke that someone told her and she tells her the joke and then at the punchline the Jennifer just goes who whoa like holy ████ so she like gets her phone and tries to record her and tries to make it happen again but nothing's happening I would go to the doctor and just sock start socking him in the face I almost killed my daughter you stupid ████ yeah so then she she tries to recreate it and is not successful at first but then eventually you tell the same joke twice though pressure's on too the pressure on the punch line it must be tough yeah so she ends up she ends up getting uh after some time getting responses like yeses and NOS she would like ask a question and then then Jennifer would be like wow that's the
10:59 most she could do that's incredible yeah so then so her next question is do you want me to pull the plug she just goes she's a different wow she which one is that she n so what happens is they end up doing little tiny progress things where after a while she's able to like uh talk a little bit and then talk even more and then eventually after after a year she's finally able to uh to actually see her mom and and speak a little bit they bring her home the mom quits her retires from her job to be a full-time like everyday caretaker oh sick yeah and then uh when Jennifer comes home she's able to see her three sons again who are now in their 20s wow uh she gets to meet a
11:50 one-year-old grandchild that wasn't even existing yet wow and uh and then currently now they're still in the middle of therapy where they're hoping that she'll be able to like stand again and walk but she really does look like uh I didn't mean to go like that she um she still looks wow like uh like she's disabled you know because of you know when you come out of a coma you got to re your motor functions are deleted your muscles are working you got to wiggle your big toe it's super slow but she's getting there and that's her pretty cool right man give up years hey shout out to her mom bro incredible man dude how do you keep hope for for after 5 years dude you imagine that's the mother's love dude the dedication of a mom can you imagine just talking to someone in a coma for 5
12:40 years then one day they just react to your joke that's I would I would feel insane like I don't even know yet yeah am I man am I going am I going crazy I think I'm way to do it it's like if if you had someone a love one in a coma you just got to like try to get them in their like funny bone or something and that's the way to wake them up got to have good knock knock jokes or something yeah but then again don't but then don't say the same joke again or they'll go deeper in the coma get the ████ away from [Laughter] you
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