0:00 I'm just kind of like okay and then she's like kind of stalling some more now the knock is getting like like you know I mean like open and so she goes to like look and she's like it's him and I'm like who's him [Music] welcome back to another great great episode great I love the careful boys it's just so great luckily we have christosa with us again today question because I feel like this has probably happened to some of you guys and I know this has happened to me and probably in some ways continues to happen to me but what do you do when somebody like let's say what'd you do when something's wrong with your face
0:50 I want to try to receive what was going to come over here I thought your allergies I was about to ask okay imagine there's a girl that you really like okay okay okay and you're a little bit chicken about it so you never tell her and you don't think there's any way this girl would like you so you kind of just throw it to the Wayside okay then much later when you have a girlfriend already she comes out of nowhere and tells you I liked you that whole time does she still right now while you have a girlfriend well that is to be discussed because this is the line you're at now what do you do when you're confronted with that information that is sorry to disappoint you Martha baby but the G train has left the station Steve told us a story it's from the Grinch oh it is it sounded like Jim Carrey yeah
1:42 yeah Steve told us a story where this exact thing happened this girl he was crushing on in high school afterwards when he got into a relationship she came and said that I'm loyal to my sister and he just all he did was say I'm loyal that's it yeah and then um but it worked out for the better I guess because that girl was a was a complete mess or something so oh but didn't that work out the other way for him with Nikki oh was it was she like with somebody like at another time and then oh no Steve was with somebody they were both they were both with someone they were both with someone and they both got single at the same time or something like that yeah yeah can I tell you guys something sweet what so I think this was like eighth grade or something oh it's already Sweet it's very sweet and uh our boy scout troop oh
2:36 got uh we there's another boy scouts I don't know why they have to come to our our ████ Boy Scout Troop but you know like troops merge sometimes I don't know why they they came into our ████ thing and then we're gonna merge troops for some reason so I'm like okay this is pretty cool there's a ████ a bunch of like 50 other kids and like grown men and stuff that I don't know because they're scout master comes to because it's like the Boy Scouts is like a whole like Community right you got kids you got adults chaperones all that ████ so um I got cool with this one dude and uh we started he and he became our Assistant Scout Master and he has one of those cool pads where like the dad has like a man cave right in his upstairs where there's like a pool table that's so cool naked pictures of like chick
3:26 calendar man that's so cool darts that kind of ████ nice ass lazy boy yeah yeah so all the dudes were like oh man this assistant's gotta match is ████ cool so all the dudes started going to his house all the time so they could see the posters yeah see the posters Man's Cave Man's Cave sure okay gotcha and then what they didn't tell me what this guy didn't tell me is that he had a sister and then me and her we started talking and uh we started talking through aim and stuff and we got pretty cool and I don't know how this Arrangement came to be but we would meet up midnight like like she was like from like I don't know four or five blocks away we would meet up midnight just to go toilet paper people's houses right delinquent love but that's not even the uh what is it called like
4:17 that's not the theme the thing is that we really enjoyed each other's company and we did that for like probably six months to a whole year no kissing no kissing I just think that was so enjoyable and maybe we're so in puppy love that we probably liked each other because the amount of commitment of us meeting up every midnight at ████ until 2AM the amount of toilet paper toilet paper like every ████ night we did this ████ and then I think one time um when I was over at their house like all the people went straight to the man cave but I was kicking it in her room with her what did the friend say exactly so all the older homies they go ah Bart's in the Kohl's room what do they gonna do I'm like what are you talking about I was just looking for something so that that would like throw you off
5:08 too like I'm never gonna go in her room ever again oh no cause I'm gonna get made fun of got embarrassed away from it yeah and so that was one that never even came to be you know what's funny I picture all these guys in the short shorts with the ████ scarf the whole time with the ████ Boy Scout hat and doing this like even when he's ████ toilet papering the house she's she's a Girl Scout outfit that's a very honorable dignified and manly outfit I don't know what you guys are laughing about it the short shorts with the socks to the ████ knee oh everybody looking bored damn bro wait till Dad that pulled you guys apart because you were so embarrassed well we still continue to hang out but then it just nothing came to be from it and then you know like once you start going to like high school
5:58 then you have new friends new circles new things and then so it would just they just got older they're like at the next TP house she's like so how come you don't come to my room anymore they're tossing and having conversations he's got like three hairs on his beard that's a good scene and then whatever what if the whole time she that she was a lesbian and Bart was her lesbian best friend you're in your own little friend zone she's looking at that bar just like I thought you were a girl so she never she never came back in the future no we just went like different you never hit her up like hey you want to do something at midnight wow well never what if she came back when she came back now she had like a 36 roll of Charmin Ultra dude she's just right here she hit it above her head with like like the
6:48 Boombox like at your window throwing throwing a TP at your window to try to make a noise like a rock and she's like for old time's sake let's go holy ████ he's like I can't I have a kid now playtonic tping that was crazy I was that it was there's nothing even happened from it it was just like obviously we liked each other no one could make a move we were both scared and then that's it okay I know you I know you got stories Ryan what's up no I I was curious if you guys did it like you just have to like uh it's just duly noted when they when well because it's like if you really like your girl you're in your relationship it's like especially it's so solid it wouldn't really affect you and and I've had that situation but it's not even from a girl I want so it doesn't count
7:41 like you're in a relationship and then some girls trying to take you away but your girl's better so you're like well thanks but I never wanted this you know and you're so you're just thinking I never asked for this Glory all right I've been the guy I've been the guy on the other side interesting like hitting them and they'll be like I'm married and I'm like oh okay cool congrats to myself but it was like how come you didn't hit me before or like or like you like you confess your love to them and they're like you should have told me like a month ago before I got married yeah it was it was along those lines it wasn't I didn't have like a full-on like confession but it was just like a like um checking in saying what's up and all that stuff catching up but then they are married and all this stuff and they have a child and and it's like it was like
8:32 one of those like okay well she she mentioned like why it was it was a question it was in the air like how come you didn't hit me like uh before and all this stuff and I'm just one of those like uh I mean you got a family now what do you want to do dude what if you weren't trying to get at her and you're just trying to actually just check in and say what's up but then like you know sometimes girls like they think oh this guy's probably trying to hit on me so like oh yeah my husband and like they always throw that like oh my boyfriend this my husband that to try to make it like yeah I'm not available you know we didn't want to we just wanted to say what's up it's like a subtle thing but it's like what for the sake of for the sake of your question though like let's just say you were thrown the situation like what would you do um if you're not married you're still like in your dating phase I think it depends on my age oh really yeah it would like well I mean it might I think
9:25 20 is an on anyone that is a home wrecker in my opinion like if they already know you're in a relationship and they're trying to pursue you that already is a warning sign because then I'm like uh it's a bad trait it's a bad trait of that person it's also you don't want to build this start exact foundation on that type of that's that's the last thing because I always have the thought in the back of my mind that when they get bored or if anything happens wrong they're going to look for another out but has it ever been more innocent for you for example like I feel like in high school I didn't know I was home wrecking one time that I might have been home wrecking well yeah that's why I said because yeah when you're innocent and we don't know what the ████ is going on you're just ignorant naive in your mind you're just like I don't know what I'm doing like we're just getting close you
10:15 know what I mean you start just spending more time with your classmate that you hang out with you're like oh I sit next to this person or like you start like doing group projects or homework suddenly late night conversations turned out to like Hangouts by the Boba spot you know you're talking over Dale yeah you're talking every day because you got a new ████ Nokia 3390 or whatever the ████ and you're holding hands and everything and everything you just make it out actually doing home wrecking is another that's pretty interesting too I don't know I think I think it might be because I saw my mom go through such a ████ hard time after my dad left that I think early on since I was 14 it was always in the back of my mind about what happens when people get hurt and then I don't could you see the aftermath of it yeah like it's like uh because the reason why he also left is he had an affair so it wasn't just he hated the situation it was just because you cut his piano strings yeah it wasn't because
11:07 I ████ up his piano there was a multitude of things right yeah so then that's a big one though you ████ up his piano yeah it's probably happened he's like I can't stand him with his piece of ████ anymore I cut my dad's pianos chords yeah I opened up the back and I got pliers and I just went beep beep that's like the craziest thing wow bro that's like your profession like you know what I'm saying I go into a harp and just like yeah yeah yeah yeah just to see what happens it was his project pianos in the back though not his not his main one oh wow oh he's like a penis Ryan you like dancing I'ma break your ankle let me snap your ACL all I'm saying is don't put the pliers next to the pianos when there's a child around oh tempting right I had a situation yo where like I didn't
11:59 know I was uh I was I just got on uh uh I was at the DMV and I was like renewing a license or something like that and the girl in front of me she was like getting a license she moved from Indiana and she was in Texas so she's getting like a new license New State and uh I was in my uniform back when I was a correction officer so I was you know she's like she like the man in a uniform situation we were talking chopped it up got each other's number and then we're texting we're chopping it up we I you know oh I can show you around Houston let's go out to Sonata but I'm I'm also 18 19. I don't even know Houston like that but I'm just you know we're going out you know she had a significant other at the time she will we went to go eat we're at the food court and she's kind of just breaking down like yeah I did move out here because I was in a relationship but it just didn't go well and now I'm just got my own apartment and this is and she mentioned that it was a little abusive
12:50 and I was just like I was like oh man I was like I was I was playing the superhero role save her he was in uniform you'll never you'll never go through something like that you can I think I even grabbed her hand like across the the little table we're on like you had to move the condiments to the side yeah yeah yeah yeah hey get this famous walk out of here you know you know and she was just like you know and uh we went after that like I was like Hey like you want to go to like the the pool hall after this like let's go like shoot some pool and she was like damn but she wanted to go by her apartment first she wanted to change and I thought that I was like I mean we're already kind of like out but y'all all right we go and uh I go I go in her place and it's a little empty and she did say she it was a new apartment
13:40 whatever and I'm in her room and uh she's going back and forth from the bathroom to the closet bathroom to the closet and then there's a knock on the door right and I was like uh okay I just like whatever you know I need to paint the picture are you still in uniforms I'm not in uniform anymore what uniform were you wearing this is just very casual uni you know and so casual uni yeah casual uni and uh uh she she didn't acknowledge it and I thought that that was weird so then the knock happened again and I'm like yo there's someone at your door that shows it's like it's all good like that it's all good that was like scariest answer that is dangerous man yo and and I'm not a uniform either I'm not I'm not I don't have I don't have I'm just kind of like okay and then she's like kind of stalling some more now the knock is getting like like you know I mean like open and so
14:30 she goes to like look and she's like it's him and I'm like who's him and she's like my ex the one who did this and she's like showing like a scar I'm like why don't you show me that the food court the fingerprint is like this big what the ████ and she's like she's like I'm gonna I'm just gonna tell him that he needs to leave and I'm like look at this handprint like that the one who did this oh ████ holy ████ oh my God yo she's like I'm gonna I'm gonna tell him he needs to leave and I'm like no like I was like don't answer the door like you know what's gonna happen to you so imagine what's gonna happen to me you know what I'm saying like oh no and she she went to like she she's still just like I'm just gonna tell him I'm gonna tell him he needs to go and I'm just like yo just
15:21 call the cops why does she want to create a scene yeah and with you there honestly I felt like I felt like it when I thought about in hindsight I feel like she thought that she found an officer like she found a guy that can like assess the situation that grabbed her hand across the table and was like you would never feel this again that's what you told her that's what I told her what if she ████ lured him there so this situation would go down saying all of that is yes that's what I'm going with you know I mean you over committed my friend no I did this is all on me and she she ended up like going to go answer the door so whenever she went out like for herself she got the chain thing on the door though it was literally just top lock and and oh no she doesn't even have the team that you can't she's not opening she said come right in did you jump out the window no I literally when
16:12 she went to open the door I closed her door and locked it I was like it's all her for herself and I'm just but like I'm this is I yeah in her bedroom you're like ████ her bedroom ████ that yeah and did you hear her get beat up he was like where the ████ is he at like how the ████ did he know heavy where's he get like that like you I I heard us ago I heard him I I know that there's a dude in here his car is in the parking lot says like Pimp My Ride type ████ I wasn't a big ass like yellow with the Jeep I had a yellow 96 Jeep yo with players lift ████ wagon yeah yeah yeah where the ████ is he at and I was like oh my God yo I was so tired and I and I and I'm hearing like some like scuffling and like and like you know like like he hit the wall or maybe she he tossed her or something it's going down you didn't go I'm an officer I was so terrified I even put like my
17:03 foot at the edge of the door just in case the door stop just in case to like you know like if you wanted to and and I saw the door like jiggle like he's trying to come in and I was just like oh like I was I was so terrified but why though you're a boxer because you I don't like you know this man is is piss you would beat the ████ out of him no I wasn't thinking that bro I was thinking this dude's gonna murder me you need to keep hand wraps on you so you can ████ rap this ████ right here baby I'm in here nah yo I was just like ████ yo how am I gonna get out of this ████ dude you're a loaded gun with no gunpowder yeah pretty much I'm just a prop gun I'm a prop good yo good you want to whooped his ass it looked good it looked good you would have whipped his ass he's a gun loaded with empty promises yeah and then what happened I thought you never gonna feel this again she's all
17:54 getting thrown around in the other room I thought it was good until I I didn't I didn't think I wasn't thinking her room is connected with the bathroom so he just went through the bathroom and went through the second door yeah oh no Meanwhile your foot's still on the front door like oh ████ I'm still here and then I look over this way he got it and he and he caught he's like like he sees me and I'm just like I'm like this and I'm like and he just goes and he was just like I knew it and we went back to go give her around two oh like I knew it and took it out on her I was just like oh my God yo I'm I I'm I'm ruined this is all my fault is all this I'm ████ I like I do anything did that make you feel stronger because he didn't attack you bro I I felt I felt strong no cause you know what I would have been like wait you're not gonna hit me that means you're a ████ yeah you're gonna hit her
18:45 not me I'm not scared anymore yeah no I was I it was I opened the door and I was like this you stepped over her oh yeah bro I was out of there over her bloody body you stepped over it he came over to me he was like yo get the foot he was like he came back to me like like pressing me and I was just like hey bro this is none of my business G like I didn't even know she was even had like had a dude and he's all just like you know get the ████ out of here all this ████ oh but you didn't know and she man look she was like this she's like coming to me just like dude I'm just like don't even oh ████ she was like like because I was leaving out the door she wanted me to not like not leave and I was just like I I went like that to her don't even touch me I don't even want to know straight up I was out of there
19:40 oh hey you got the ████ Emperor's New Groove in there though was that dude like a grown ass man and you're just yeah yeah he was a girl he was like I give him like six two he was like he was in uniform he was like he seemed like he was like a card like salesman like he was kind of in like a in a fit like that but like were you just scared or terrified because you felt like it was fish out of water which is the situation yeah it was like it was for real like in such an intense like you never had anything like that before yeah hell no I didn't I didn't know like at the first like when I got in my car the first thing I did was call my pops and now it felt so bad so guilty I had like a little cry in my voice I was like oh yo Pops I'm not a man pops I'm not a man I didn't man up I didn't man up and he was like yo whoa what are you talking about I was just like yo like this
20:30 situation the shorty hadou came and like put his hands on her and I didn't protect her like I didn't do anything I was like I froze and he was like are you are you good that he have a weapon like you you out of there I said yeah he's like they you're good like that's none of your business you know what I'm saying he's like yo like you didn't know what if he had a gun on him what if he was like that day he was like if I come to this and he's crazy man he's gonna kill everybody yeah you did the right thing that's true and you just met that girl I didn't know yeah I have no idea yeah oh you just met her yeah I just met her at the DMV it's all the same day I missed that part yeah I don't know yeah no you thought that was like his girl I had no business telling her this will never happen to you will get like yeah I don't know you don't even know his last name and you told me that ████ no no this will never happen again Sasha what was your last name yeah she's like it's
21:21 Sarah Sarah yeah yo it was like Sarah Sosa that's it well she knows he's unreliable why I know right she's like man I thought he was gonna ████ back me up dude he promised because the thing was is like because like you said like it seemed like it seemed like she set that up to like maybe exonerate her yeah because like she was ignoring the the like and she was stalling from changing why does she want to come to the crib you know if you're already out yeah we're already out she didn't really have a fit to like switch into like it was just like it yeah right so she you felt set up it sounded like a weird setup yeah like how did he know how did he was he stalking watching waiting for someone to come I didn't know to come home at
22:12 that time like it was just it was so I think you did her a solid now she'll know to never believe and trust nobody but herself she's ████ dead bro no she's deaf [Laughter] oh you shall rest in peace don't be a dumb 18 year old over promising the the Pain's gone now [Music]
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