0:00 do you think we can ask chat gbt for the odds oh I never they're kind of wrong though okay I did some research for chat gbt on it and I was like dude this is wrong also chat gbt is politically correct so they don't have righteous information it's been compromised you you should bet on the [Laughter] [Music] lesbian welcome back everybody to a very amazing episode of the careful boys where all the careful boys are back wow woo feels like it's been a minute huh it's been a minute everyone's been pretty big how long has it been since we all got together was it a whole month no I think a couple months really everyone's been pretty busy I feel you cats were gone you were gone I was gone in Austin he was gone in Hawaii I think Ryan had a has a job and I think Anthony had a job he's in China or something
0:51 right and then I don't know but it was a few months for sure everyone was pretty busy this year so many Car Lot grand openings yeah man lots of Hyundai dealerships F Hundai that's Korea guys Kai is that Korea oh sorry well speaking of um we haven't been together but we've been together in the chats and uh recently we got into the chats and we made a couple bets and I got to say we lost this time uh you dude yeah it was my fault that's all you dude what fa be a big man look at the camera be a big man look at the camera and apologize I made everybody bet their hard-earned money and I lost everyone's money if we follow Bart's bet we would have won right yeah we would have won if oh yeah that bet I was like Guru that's why the whole time I was like I don't want to make this bet but if the odds are good fck it then
1:42 Bart is the world's s████████ Rider I've ever seen he was on me the whole time dude he was actually bad gamblers guilt and and you were ████ everything up you were ████ everything up ████ up ju but the first bet I was 100% spot on and we did good on that you can't do that ████ you shut up until after you shut up until after he was live ████ our Juju I'm not going to say nothing next time if he believed a little bit more DUS po could have won cuz he was very close he we we literally put in the B he sends his money and then he immediately goes like dude I don't think he's he starts hating on it for a minute one that's how I am too though as soon as but you know you know where we ████ up is I think the last time Nick and Bart agreed we didn't do it on camera yeah we did agree this time too we both agreed that Islam was going to win and
2:33 we both agreed that the odds were good but we both also agreed we want Dustin to win so we agreed always hey boys but look then why did why did the BET why was it separate then thank you this what happens when I'm not there you guys are betting without me and all ████ because we we we cuz I bet according to morals and this guy wants to bet according to Roi he's literally the guy who's like why would we do that the line was good though the line was good he was like what was it plus 400 yeah was it was bet five bucks would like seven Grand but look there's new fights at the end of the month that we could definitely do some we have to Relish in our failures before we jump to the next okay because if we don't build if we don't build good credit here with our loyal fans then we're not going to be able to start a sports book in the future true so you know what the lesson
3:24 I learned is I'm never going to bet against my feelings again no matter how good the line or whatever the ████ that's yeah we we went against our emotions you know I bet with my emotions sick line sick almost as sick as the halftime Celtics one that wase $7,000 wi 100 bucks yeah dude I was so confused by the so ████ funny dude and people were betting it I had people in crypto quar betting it I'm like what are you doing you just set $20 on fire dude like ████ it I don't know what'll happen I'm like they're down 25 points yeah it's not good coming back at Boston right no good no but what is the next fight okay so hell people pull out yeah so this's a completely new Fire card but we got to bet our guy Alex who won us our last bet oh Alex Pereira is fighting the guy who sealed our parlay for the last one I like this so we're doing all parlays now we're not just doing title fight I think
4:15 that's the best way to do yet no more just one and cuz that was more of a compulsive let's just put 50 see what happens let's just see I was about to put a th it made the fight really fun though did you guys watch the fight they did make the fight really I don't watch the games yeah he don't watch the game you got to watch the game I did watch it and I don't like feeling like that I don't like feeling like like you know you you you know it's going to go this way and then you it's like you go here's a fat kid with cake and you're like I bet that he wouldn't eat it and you're just watching him gobble the ████ cake you're like why am I feeling like this like just bet that the fat kid is going to eat the cake just bet it how you feel no but Bart sits in a room with all of us Bart sits in a room with all of us and he's like there the fat kid won't eat the cake let's B on it and then as soon as we show up at the party like we shouldn't have at this ████ what the ████ kid doesn't even have his bib on yet his bib's I said the fat kid was
5:05 going to eat the cake but you guys said but if we bet the other way we're going to make hella of money and I was like all right fine I wasn't there I got a ████ emergency phone call I thought someone's dying anthon's calling me over and over and over it was an emergency phone I'm like what the ████ is going on I'm like all right well I know he's moving to town so maybe he's like stranded somewhere maybe he's like stranded in the freeway he doesn't have water I'm stranded cuz I can't make my bed MGs we got a bet we got to kill her bet kill her line so what did you do rush to the ████ casino to make a bet no I did it using my phone cuz I live in Nevada oh that's cool wow yeah and then I was just pissed cuz I couldn't put more in cuz I like that number is sick fat kid is going to eat cake so we just got a bet like that he's like I need you guys to V with me right now I was like yeah right now we got to do this the speed in which you handled it was was incredible I paid a lot in fees I paid more than I gambled
5:56 in fees I probably spent like 40 bucks on remember remember when we were like is can doing the V ████ it may can do the V right away we lose hey luckily on dude he just ow you money for no reason the best thing about K is he hit me up like a week later he's like hey did we win hey I need that $300 he didn't even know I could have just I could have just been like oh no dude no and then I didn't bet anything he didn't even know what we bet on that meanwhile meanwhile suin wanted to bet with us he did and he saved money he didn't bet he saved money yeah he was so sad too he like I thought the boys wanted to bet with me but dude we're turning into a gambling Den that's crazy but like just fun like just just fun we just start small we're just inching you know what it makes the fights really fun it does honestly this
6:47 guy's already next bet $1,000 yeah bro chill that's what Joe said chill Joe this guy soon as we won the last bet the partly bet was like why didn't we bet a th let's do a th yeah that's right all right so what's the next bet so I think if we bet parlays for this next one they're kind of fun cuz you're invested in three fights yeah I think that's a good number anything more than that I think it gets a little crazy so what is the card Alex versus Pugi you get partial money if you win like two out of three for parlay it's just got you got to hit all of them they don't do a push I don't think so I don't know what that means what is a push for example let's say uh your parlay is like five bets right and if you push like four of them then then they'll give you your money back or something like that I'm sure some places do but the app that I use I don't think those got it the Station casino app so let's see the fard how it CH that's why you got to pay so
7:39 many fees dude dude I know Conor McGregor was going to fight but he P out I was so looking forward to that one Conor McGregor versus Michael Chandler all wait that actually was canceled canel why why did it cancel so I guess he got an injury it's undisclosed injury nobody knows filming ████ Roadhouse too Road House so Alex Pereira versus Yuri pahaska Alex already beat him we like Alex made us money he made us money the odds are going to be good for him for Brian Ortega Diego Lopez I don't even know Diego Lopez Diego Lopez is a really scary guy and I think he could probably beat Brian Orga what do you feel Bart I got to I'm going watch tape but I'll get back to you we are G we did no no honestly I watch I watch tape dude guys like we're just playing this is for fun I got to watch tape hey bar did you watch tape what's going on what's your analysis said we're like Interstate Bootleggers of gambling too I can't wait Bart there Bart head phones
8:30 on t t t get the ████ out of here keep the door closed guys's watching tape Carlos Carlos olberg and Anthony Smith so you know we got some good fights that we could play yeah a lot of new like just last minute Replacements sounds like you guys don't have any confidence except for Alex perea I just heard you guys bullshitting this is like bullshitting give me a we he he needs to watch the fight when is the fight on the 29th do you think we can ask Chad gbt for the odds oh I never thought they're kind of wrong though okay I did some research for chat gbt on it and I was like dude this is wrong also chat gbt is politically correct so they don't have righteous information designed to be been compromised you should you should bet on the lesbian they usually win though they usually win a lot more I think some woke
9:20 ass bets yeah you got to you got to be able to come back here tomorrow and make the BET yeah we will because because if the fight's on the 29th we're not get together to film until like too late I'm not going to have time to watch enough tape yeah watch a couple fights it's going to take him like an hour like per a whole hour per fighter what are you doing dude you doing spreadsheets watch one day we do that we're going to have a ████ whole chalkboard of ████ data is that not what you've been saying is your dream one day that we get into sports gambling like heavy I toally think we should get into sports gambling I gambled too much already what do you gamble on crypto oh well yeah sure that's not a gamble baby that's informed informed decision [Laughter] making and if we study tape that is also
10:10 just informed decision making correct what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details are we going to bet on the NBA finals I'm looking for some action boys there's no action dude we bet we can bet $8,000 and win eight bucks who who are the uh Celtics M it's over though it's over bro like it's so over that like even my
11:00 Celtic Hating Ass kind of put a couple parlays on the Celtics today wow how many games wait what parlay did you put cuz I like money points right how many games has it been uh what are we going into game four now oh ████ be a sweep M lost everything damn and they lost at home so it's over oh ████ let's see here there's either uh you know Robert Dao's character on Casino it was based off of a real guy named Lefty and he was a professional sport better that was his whole career he just made hella money just ████ bet and I was like I didn't know that could be a profession Jo's in his dreams again no I met some cats through poker just the profession through poker well through poker there's some people that I know who do just sports betting yeah same ████ I didn't know that that was a thing yeah man I know an Uber driver who was talking about betting at that level
11:52 he's like yeah that's what I [Laughter] do my Uber driver yesterday was dope dude imagine imagine sh bro I got a house on the hill there's a front house and a back house and when I get guests over never in the front house just a party house that's it and then when the part's done you leave you leave what why doesn't he just buy a house in Vegas he was trying to pitch you so hard he says he's going to move there one day and then he was imagine he was like imagine bro cuz I told him like all my friends are moving there California is like cuz we grew up in the same area I'm like California is getting rough I didn't tell I live there but then before I could even tell him he was like oh man Vegas is the next spot I'm about to move there and I was like where do you live right now he goes Palmdale and I was like pretty sure Palmdale is cheaper than
12:43 Vegas Palmdale oh that's like the desert he goes it's like Vegas so I might as well go there anyway but why is he treating like Goldie Wilson and Back to the Future talking about being mayor like you could live in Vegas right now if you want to everybody can live in Vegas right now it's not like you can't someday I'm going to mayor I'm going to make it Mr KS clear up that ████ puddle there boy yeah he was really pitching the fact he's like yeah and then you could just gamble and get an easy 50,000 like what are you thinking go you got to moderate your money they do it once a year yeah what the hell I was in line at TS I was in line at TSA yesterday there's a guy on the phone behind me he's like yeah I just won I just won $1,000 like yeah I was just drilling the slots drilling the slots and I was like I was like is this guy about to like T me on the shoulder like hey do you want to learn how to drill the slot cuz he was like take my program I
13:35 can I have a proven method my proven gambling method my algorithm okay so you're doing points you're doing Kyrie the over Jaylen Brown over Dereck Jones over love it that's your part way that's one of them not bad I saw this one guy put $20 and he bet across I think eight different sports to win 700k shut the ████ up with just 20 bucks 20 so so he obviously lost because he the okay so he won everything but he needed Michael Chandler to win against Conor McGregor but Conor pulled out so he pulled out so he might be able to get a push that might be a push yeah that's I think that's when they do a PO wow so you can do parlays across Sports all sports that's insane completely different bets odds we got to do that for the Olympics like this event with this event and this
14:26 event I'm not watching that well I guess I don't watch the G any athletes enough we got to watch tape the The Comeback of Simone biles dude The Comeback of Simone B oh is she coming back she's killing it right now we should bet on like what certain guests are going to do when they're here we just parl this as if this is the sporting event start get betting on stuff that happens at yeah like which fanck going to come I bet Joe's going to use a restroom oh yeah oh yeah how many s████ does Jo going to take today how long's he going to blow it up for time we got it over under 20 minutes dude it's going to start getting crooked though he's going to be on the camera like no no no take your time take your time don't worry technical difficulties no nobody's got anywhere to go at 7 how quickly would our bets get rigged if we were betting on stuff happening here immediately take the ████ Joe it it'd be
15:17 crazy P I bet I bet Steve goes past four red bulls oh that's before lunch before lunch before lunch yeah yeah before lunch dude I couldn't even try to Goose that one I'd be like n I'm still drinking R I bet Bart's going to eat more than one donut I bet that I bet that I bet what do you how do you define eat what's the o on lick I think licking count more than one so if he has half of mine which is very likely oh I'd say I do eat a lot of Nick's food on the that's like I'll get Oreos and I'll look back and like where the ████ do my Oreos so he helps me Diet dude a Bart a Bart nose bleed bet oh that's happening that's not bad I kind of feel it a little bit today 659 you just punch him in the face I kind of feel it a little bit right now cuz it
16:09 doesn't happen every time no it doesn't I haven't seen it happen in a while the number's kind of good it's been getting better all I know is BS going on IG being like Yo dude I'm getting back on my diet hardcore so this is my last Korean meal comes in today he's like we're getting crispy dude I dieted hard for 4 days huh yeah wow what's what's hard what's your diet like 1,700 calories a day wow that's one meal you could probably what like 25 easy yeah smack it oh my I just got to like cuz I know what my Tendencies are I just got to get ahead of myself and prepare that's like an app at the Cheesecake Factory dude 1,700 calories yeah small that's a Caesar salad that's tiny for three or four days yeah it'll be like for lunch will just literally be like 8 to 12 ounces of chicken like that's it with nothing on it just like are you doing another uh bodybuilding competition no I still I
16:59 just want to get fat anymore like before I don't want to get fat what what are the other three days then if you're only doing that for 3 to 4 days what are the other three days if it's a non JK news week I'll do it the whole like Friday and then Saturday Sunday I can go eat with the family without being a ████ nuisance like oh I can't eat that or I can't eat you know so like anything so you can go like 4,000 calories yeah because I'm pretty much frontloading the deficit so then Saturday suun cakes all weekend Saturday the ████ well you want to eat churros fine let's eat 20 Turles cuz I already like I already did all the work but then on JK news days it'll be like um yeah those three here and then that's why I got to do all the ████ walking and all that ████ trying trying to manage it a little bit what's your favorite food if you could eat it and it had no consequence to your body Pizza I ████ love pizza man so then that's
17:50 what we should do we should bet if Bart's going to eat the pizza that we constantly order like the day before his bodybuilding competition we just have every pizza here we just keep ordering pizza and put it for Pizza is the only reason why I'm I would take steroids oh I love pizza so much that those thoughts don't combine what if pizza was the steroid well cuz like I would I would take the steroid that turns your body into a furnace you know that way you just stuff the pizza and it still like turn muscle can you get like OIC as a topping ooh what if you try some OIC dog what's that uh surgery they do for the ████ super obese people where they shrink your sh tummy yeah they staple gastric bypass why don't you do that oh gastric bypass yeah so that you don't like eat as much I don't think he needs a tummy tuck guys I think my my my SE my
18:41 appetite's too big don't they cut your stomach or some ████ so you get full yeah you what I heard though is because your stomach's elastic a lot of fat people AKA who I would be you just start building it back up and your stomach gets just as big again you got to work around yeah wow what's your pizza joint oh dude I like uh Prince Street I like Prince Street one my favorite but but if it's the uh commercial ones then Pizza Hut Pizza Hut pizza I'm dude you know Papa John's is nasty as ████ actually I didn't realize how nasty it was what do you mean like like uh you you read you watch some tape on it no like so uh every every Friday is uh pizza and movie Nights with ta and we try every a different pizza spot every time and then um the last two times we got Papa John's I'm like dude this is the nastiest oh it
19:31 was just bad oh I remember when it first came out it was like oh ████ ████ Pizza Hut and dominoes and everybody else Papa John's cuz remember they had the sauce but do you get Papa John's Well Done what is that you can order it well done so it actually look it actually is cooked more like Pizza Hut th crust I didn't even know that try that damn try that that's but no I'm back on Pizza Hut though it won me back man yeah when you finished the marathon what pizza was like laying on your stomach what was that I think I think it was I think it was Pizza Hut Thin Crust Pizza Hut's really good though honestly how about we just get that for lunch dude yeah just bleeding through what's the Pizza Hut where it's like crispy on the bottom and it's a thick bed original pan it's original pan you get original pan it's like Detroit style and you throw extra cheese on it I love it I
20:21 love how the dough in the middle is so fluffy and then on the bottom it's all crispy the textur goes Domino's Domino I'm like Domino's is like the most basic Domino's pan though Domino's is solid bro I haven't had it in years it's pretty good the pan sunset or Sunrise Pizza at Prince Street's pretty good what Prince Street it's just the way they do it's just like all their tomato sauces like freshly made so it tastes like really good and they have like this garlic oil they put on it I like basic pizzas I like cheese tomato sauce and just Detroit's my ████ right now do you like Costco pizza that's good too for its own thing for its own thing I don't that just tastes like got bagel pizza I'll get a Costco Gizzy any day oh yeah oh for a dollar ████ dollar like 25 have you guys just bought the Hot Dog by itself from Costco oh and they just made it yourself no
21:11 that's really weird who does that no because like like nobody goes for the free samples and then buys the product that they're sampling there's like there's like 80 of them or some ████ it's 80 it's huge yeah of course I never got it cuz it was too I was like I ain't going to ████ eat this many hot dogs yeah I love Hot Dog though do you remember that they used to have that Supreme Pizza at Costco that was the ████ G on now oh yeah no they destroyed it because of Co I think they did Co just to get rid of the Supreme Pizza good excuse yep they were losing their ass on Costco released it they went to the wuh lab and released it and they blamed it on the Chinese guy who is a pizza place and like now we can finally get rid of the chicken bake and we'll get rid of that Supreme Pizza they got rid of the chicken bake think it's gone no way it's gone no it's not I'm just improvising I don't know hey you got to be a yes and guy I needed another
22:02 item you got to gift the guy gift him out man
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