0:00 when he was kind of like getting at his first school he was kind of getting into trouble and stuff like I was trying to have like a heart to heart with them and I was like telling him I'm like hey like you know like um your dad used to get into a bunch of trouble too and actually got kicked out a bunch of schools and he looked at me he's like you did does he even understand that you are also a child too is he that age he understands now he but he right now he's still stuck in the mindset the tallest person in the room is the oldest [Music] laughs welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we um I wanted to ask you guys what is something that you've said or done in your lives that you kind of hope your your kids don't dig up and ask you about oh ████ oh man any of the jkms that's a
0:54 really good pick like any of that dude it's a good pick just JK in general or just anything well there's video of me talking online don't listen to it at all videos I feel like it depends on what stage because if they're like yeah if they're like past college I think it'll be hilarious let's say there's they're in elementary school that one's kind of tricky because it's like how do you explain certain things I don't know what depends what the thing is like if like if you haven't had a sex talk yet and then they watch your video and they're like like oh I saw you talk about railing Mommy and putting your foot in the back of her head let's say that yeah I said what about things let's say that your kid your kid who's in sixth grade goes hey Dad what is this stuff about you eating out a hooker
1:45 yeah let's start with Joe all right start with Joe and you're on a rocking chair I smoke your pipe sometimes in life okay you could start you're packing it you're practical sometimes yeah you gotta ████ Sherlock all sometimes in life you're a charitable human being good choice of words that's good you're working and your job is service you're giving and giving and giving when do you get to receive and this is where I made the choice to give instead of get and the kid stands up and he goes and they stamp they stamp the metal in the coffin
2:36 you know what's weird I don't get squeamish like with family sex talk that much because our family is just like been open about it my mom would tell me like all those girls you bring home and they better not be prostitutes and I'm like what the ████ I got so mad I was like you think I can't pick up girls on my own and plus they're like 16 and I'm 16 and it's like we're High School like what the ████ what do you think I'm 36 already yeah when I'm gonna be doing that actively because to my mom like not being married and having sex is already a hardcore thing right because she's conservative as ████ so she couldn't even understand that girls out there would just do that I just like that she's not wrong she's just early
3:27 he's so offended [Laughter] let's say you have a kid and your kid is like not as like humor Savvy and he goes Dad what's so funny about this like like sex in public prank gone sexual oh Jesus I will disown them then if they don't get that kind of satire like will you lay you can't you can't you're dropping a piano with satire on people's heads especially growing up in your household yeah if they don't get it me and Nikki two are the most sarcastic people on the planet yeah could only probably produce a kid who has none of it probably that will happen but you know sometimes kids they just they just assumed some kids just equate everything their parents say
4:17 is like that's not cool so they just don't adopt it true what if your kid is like hey what's all that ████ you like you thought Auntie was hot hahaha I'll say Have You Seen Her have you seen her auntie yeah come on come on put Auntie on a trampoline and try not to come do you guys have well I guess [Laughter] I'm more cringed out with like if I had certain belief systems or if I said something about Society in my youth because I was a ████ communist in high school right and then like I just had different hats throughout life that you ████ believed in you know so then
5:08 like you would spew out all kinds of things or just walk workshop and ideas they're out there we've been online for 16 years so I don't think the same but then there might be a video of me like saying some ████ what I used to believe what I don't anymore it's something you took a really black and white stance on yeah but now there's so much more Nuance because you live more life in your life I don't really yeah right I was a 22 year old ████ that thought he knew the world and then like I had a strong belief and I said some stupid ████ and then like I don't you know like what if my 14 year old kid saw that and go oh me and there we think the same and I'm like no no I don't ████ think that anymore it's been some time now you know and then they're like well you you said it back then and I think that's the thing right like I don't want that ████ to go out no and then they catch it and I'm like oh I don't even remember but that's hella
5:58 embarrassing let's put you on video kid and then see what you say 15 years after look at how we judge the past right now like even a hundred years ago dude that's true like good lord it's crazy to think about like do every one of our ancestors too because we're the survivors they were the rapists they were the conquerors they were the ████ Warriors who like killed the other guys yeah the people who didn't make it like are the answers to the people who didn't make it they're not with us so it's all the most Savage and ████ evil mean people who reproduced successfully whether people even wanted to reproduce with them or not so I just viewed as like dude we live in the best time that exists if you want to judge me yeah I'm a little comfort and a little blanket compared to that ████ yeah so is there anything outside of JK that you would hope your kid doesn't dig up about you and ask you about
6:49 outside of here probably not I think I you've been pretty level everywhere else yeah because a lot of times yeah I think so I think so I don't think I've really said anything crazy I think what might make me like oh my God is like what Joe was saying about the things that I used to think were like truth definite truth and I completely did a 180 on now you know but there's no evidence of that anymore like when you used to say like Christopher Columbus is the ████ yeah I was like he's the tightest he's the sickest traveler of all time most dopest human beings yeah yeah best Discoverer ever ever and he found America yeah he sure did and he started the trend of naming ships that's what I said that was that was that was a Christmas yeah you know what I'm talking about that's pretty cool uh but yeah I don't think there was anything but I'm sure I could dig up two minutes
7:41 worth of stuff like I'll look I'll watch a video for two minutes and be like oh my God just from today alone there's probably a really good amount anytime I watch myself you know what I hope happens what I hope happens is that we have been so right over the years especially in JK and ████ so like when when when parents or when other kids talk to their parents they see videos of like them saying like uh you think Epstein killed himself and the parents and the kids like we all know that's ████ ████ you Mom and Dad that's what I hope happens but I know it won't how did you know that no but um I think when I do share my past with him it blows his mind because I think he sees dad as Dad yeah you know so he just sees me as me the guy that like sets the rules of the house or whatever and then uh when he was kind of
8:31 like getting at his first school he was kind of getting into trouble and stuff like I was trying to have like a heart to heart with them and I was like telling him I'm like hey like you know like um your dad used to get into a bunch of trouble too and I actually got kicked out a bunch of schools and he looked at me he's like you did like it's just like what the ████ because he sees me as a rule person I was like does he even understand that you are also a child too is he that age he understands now he but right now he's still stuck in the mindset the tallest person in the room is the oldest because he keeps thinking even if they're young they keep growing yeah they were like he's like like trees yeah because he was like he's like when you're a grandpa you're gonna be like a hundred feet tall um afterwards like it actually get started shorter yeah so basketball players are old yeah really so so yeah I shared like parts of my past with them and then like I was telling them about how like in third grade I got kicked out and then I shared
9:22 the story of like um how I didn't tell them like literally what I wrote but I wrote something really bad with the crayon on the ground and I I explained why I did and then so like as I share stories with them he has these little glimpses and I can see how powerful it is because it's way different than our parents probably because our parents kind of come from a place of like I'm extremely righteous put me on a pedestal you can't do whatever and then as you get older you're like wait you're a faulty human just like I was and you could have probably related to me and helped me out and like but instead you're just scolding me and having me having trying to make me live up to something that you couldn't even live up to that's true yeah so I would say like if he did find anything I'd probably try to use it as a way to like explain some stuff to them well fortunately you were never caught
10:13 or there's a mugshot of you with a balac Avon or some ████ yeah ████ daddy used to Rob some houses I didn't share that part yeah yeah if that ever comes out and he asks you about it what's what's your go-to explanation for that oh man I'll probably have to say like you know how sometimes you get like really curious of how something feels like or you want to do something and you really want something and like if I explain that's like how like the worst version of it that you can do if you're going to peek at the Christmas presents but they're not your Christmas presents and they're not in your house that's actually a big fear of mine is like because I remember when I was little all those stories the intention was to
11:03 scare or to like tell me a lesson yeah but I cherry-picked the like I romanticized a lot of the things that I heard from like my uncle my dad like whether it was fights or crazy stories of their friends and those I glorified and I was like oh I can't wait because in my head I thought like a man needs to go through dangerous situations to be considered you went through life yeah so then for me I just picture myself like my uncle was a pastor and then he would be preaching and doing his thing and I'm like oh I can't wait till I tell my SOB stories of how crazy my childhood was up there so I started seeking out things because I glorified the negative stuff like fights and whatever he told me this one story of like I was playing with illegal fireworks and he tried to tell
11:55 me like you know his buddy had an experiment he was making like bombs and ████ and then one day he blew off his ████ finger like tips by doing that and in my head I was like that must have been wild that's cool I need to blow mine off so I wanted to have like dangerous situations to like I would wait till like the fuse was that low and then I start running so I could feel like almost exploding and then like so I had like I don't know this is why maybe you shouldn't tell kids stuff but I twisted looking back I twisted the narratives to make it cool and heroic in my own head they didn't do anything they were just trying to teach me a lesson and I'm like if I was that ████ then what if they either if they saw videos of me talking about the past or maybe I tell them and try to like Mentor them about something
12:45 yeah and then and then they just take out all the glory parts that they turn into Glory parts that's what's scary that's something you can't control I know right yeah that is true though like when when we had people come to school and talk and they're like I used to be a gangster I did time in jail I'm like oh this guy's ████ cool yeah he's cool and he's also cool because he doesn't do it anymore and now he's like reformed so it's like Wow you went through the life and you got out and he's safe yeah so he's safe yeah and then you think I'm like oh man I want to be a gangster just so I could not be a gangster yeah because my my dad wasn't a smoker when I was born right but he told me the story where he was um at the train station and he was like anxious as ████ and he just kept smoking he went through a couple packs and then he passed out on the station and he woke up with like an officer or someone like
13:36 slapping them awake and then helping them on the chair and he was like after that it was serious he's like I have to stop smoking that's it's just too much stuff from smoking too much I guess like I don't know no oxygen whatever but he just kept smoking right he told me something happened and he was nervous about it and all I took from that story is ████ I can't wait to start smoking so I can say one day I passed out from smoking the way that you receive info yeah I don't think everyone's gonna receive the information quite this so that dope is why I'm not gonna have a kid I think so I think I I started to like see older kids and the cool ones smoking cigarettes and I'm like can I try that and they would laugh at me they're like you want to smoke little kid and then like I'm just there I don't even know right yeah yeah I
14:26 could I could see that because I think I used to also like if I fell off my bike and tore my clothes I would ask my mom not to fix it because I wanted yeah because you wanted to be like this is what happened I want someone to ask me like yo what happened to your paint it's a battle scar right yeah I think that's probably maybe it's like the parents lack of ability I think because it's super hard to con because like it shows how highly ambitious you were as a kid I'm gonna smoke my life you wanna you wanna achieve this but you think smoking is the way oh yeah yeah but then your ambition is high so you just needed someone to kind of guide that like instead of robbing houses like maybe learn how to program or something you know so I think it's just like like there's so many ways to pass out you don't have to smoke it's baby and I think that's my parenting's so hard because you gotta
15:16 like you can have two kids and like let's say you have a Joe and another kid you could tell the same story and one's like they both have ahas but they leave the room doing different things one is like aha good thing you told me Dad I'm not gonna smoke and then the other ones like I wonder what that's like you survived I think one of the best things about not being a person with regrets is because I feel like I can learn from mistakes that I've made so like in a way like to have a regret is almost like well I didn't I don't really want to grow I guess because I feel like I'm always very productive with those things like if I if I don't do something right correctly but then I get corrected and then I correct it I'm thankful that I went through that you know so it's it's tough for me to just go like yeah I'm gonna have there's a value in it yeah exactly and you have to be productive with it otherwise
16:06 I think you can build misery with yourself or whatever so yeah I think it's really good to have um you know I think if my kid ever asked me anything I'd be like this is great because I can teach you what I've learned about using that momentum to like grow and and like improve yourself really so even if you're only fans model and then your sons and daughters found out they're like daddy why is your finger bang your butthole in front of the whole world that's kind of that's kind of was trying to get at is that like we're we're now starting to see people have to wrestle with this where if they make adult content that it's always going to be a big piece of like basically as a kid you know what though you're gonna I think it's actually better that there's so many doing it at once because they all have to it's like a phenomenon that's it's it
16:56 it feels safer in numbers maybe but don't be just more kids in therapy really but at least they'll have the same shared experience so it's a community yeah instead of like one Jezebel mother I think that's even worse yeah dude Jezebel it's worse to have less yeah I think it is because because then it's like now it's really taboo right oh it's kind of like if you meet a parent from the 70s they're like oh we were all hippies man exactly yeah like we all did acid it's like who didn't do acid you can't pull up videos of it right that's the difference well you can see video one thing is videos right but at least there's a bunch of parents who can be like yeah well we have sex openly like what Mommy and Daddy do behind closed doors we do high definition cameras with lighting for everyone to see but then there's always someone else that you can judge it's like hey at
17:46 least I'm not the mule chick [Laughter] let's focus over there at the mule check mail checks here by the way that ████ got railed by a horse at least I'm not getting railed by horses it's my own husband that's what it seems like what seems like the the higher demand in this situation is that we we talk about the things we've done in life and we're like oh how hard would that be to explain to your kid most of it's not that hard but the demand that if you're doing adult content right you just have to be that much better of a parent to be able to explain that ████ well yeah and I think that's the part that's hard because not everybody's good at that even without that I think most people can't even right they can't even explain it to themselves or other people that's already hard without a kid Yeah the more lukewarm you are the easier it is to explain it's like Mom why did you become a pharmacist you know it's so easy versus like if
18:36 you're like why did you become a drug dealer dad and you're like oh ████ how do I make this like a positive thing because a lot of a lot of people are being put to the test and different podcasts like they asked this one uh girl what she would do and it like her response went viral because she was like they're gonna go like well what are you gonna do when your kid's just crying about it you know and he can't escape like the uh bullying and she goes well he'll be crying he can cry in a Ferrari I saw that and that is probably the most out of touch response it's like it's not that your kid is crying at all yeah it's that you think the materials do something about it yeah but it's like it's a good line though it's a great line it's a good line but it's a I've never cried in a Ferrari couldn't afford it nope but it is pretty interesting that uh it is gonna challenge you to like it's like the
19:27 price you pay it's like if you want to do that you just have to be a really really tactful amazing parent when it's all said and done too well it also depends too because we have um what's her name comes in here and she she like does feet feet picks no I didn't mean her uh feed picks chick cat cat yeah I haven't seen her yet but yeah um you know that's pretty easy right she's like some guys are sickos and I monetize that ████ right and she's like it's way easier to explain though yeah but yeah she's not doing hardcore I think it's different right yeah because when you're out there and you're ████ getting railed in a gangbang in a bukaki show that's a lot different than like here's feet it at least it seems like it's different the thing is we we're living in the generation that we're gonna find out how different it is so I think that's interesting because we don't know the long-term effects we
20:18 don't know if everyone's going to get out of it okay and be like you know what life was fine like the chicks who were in The the big dick gangbangs versus the chicks were in the small dick gangbang it's gonna be a lot different I'm I'm well you have so many so many women coming out saying that they regret it or they're even you know the small dicks gangbang or the big dick going um definitely the definitely the small okay okay definitely this is a small yeah because the big ones look at least there's some you know yeah some fun in that because in the small the gangbang like she I think the chick's usually reading yeah she's like yawning all the time she's like I don't think she knows that this is happening yeah yeah she's like reading like a whole book visually sometimes you can't even see and you're just like yeah yeah that's a good face it's really good that's why you need the big dick gangbangs because there's enough it's more cinematic yeah yeah yeah they're
21:09 better and you're like I'm glad I can they're doing more damage yeah yeah it's like an old man with the big letters on his phone so he could see it better thank you
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