0:00 okay why do you what's up to talk to my Asian friends to talk to my Chinese bot friends [Music] does anybody here know what a Sim swapper is a what Brian does I is that some kind of fraud thing you do with cards it is a fraud thing oh I thought I was talking about the Sims the game and ████ you trade your ████ Sims so this this has to do with like Sim like phone numbers there's this dude named Amir Hussein golshan who allegedly broke into influencers Instagram accounts not just for financial game but also to sex start the victims anymore yeah he uh is that the new ████ that people are doing now yeah it um men are mad that women are making more money than them
0:51 but there's also one where like like they they catfish you and then you send them a video of you jacking off and then they'll be like pay or shame yeah yeah if they catfish you they say hi I'm your doctor I need a video through jacking off and then they pretend to be a girl or whatever and then you're being intimate with them get honeypotted basically yeah and I told all my friends you gotta ████ have a real face time with them but they don't they gonna do this one's real yeah it's really it's a real girl that doesn't even respond to you they do a really good job of making you believe it's a real girl no I think people just no I think they're pretty bad like there are so many people being like hey babe I need your help and I'm like what they're like I got locked out of my um like Instagram or something like that and like I need a code sent to your phone they need to verify and I'm like all the people falling for that I'm like does
1:42 that even sound it sounds like English was not their first language exactly yeah I got one yesterday that was like hey I made a beautiful home-cooked meal do you want to come over and I was like kind of a little bit yeah that sounds a little that was a new one like I haven't heard that what was the home cooking it's very wholesome no I should have asked it's really wholesome damn yeah all right it could have been anything I'd be getting all these Chinese girls on my WhatsApp and ████ they send like a group picture like do you have an Android no okay why do you have WhatsApp to talk to my Asian friends [Laughter] after my Chinese bot friends it's big to talk to people like uh no it's like like internationally like yeah it's just easier if they don't have iPhone and stuff yeah yeah I shame people with Androids you should yeah I should wait so the so the Sim swap thing do you get to is it
2:33 to access their iCloud and like stored uh photos well actually he would extort them by more so taking over their accounts and these are influencers female influencers so you oh then you can see all their DMS and ████ huh and then he would he basically hit him up and be like do you want your account back if you do you need to get on a video call with me and you need to like strip tea oh he does what like that yeah he does that version and he just jacks off that's like freaking True Lies yeah so so he extorts them if they want their account back so then one you know one of the victims that's in this court case right she like same thing he she gets on a video call complies to the whole thing oh she does oh they caught him well she's like you know strip teasing and doing different things that he wants and then he masturbates and whatnot you know does she at least get her account back and he gives her the account back but
3:23 then because he has her info right he gives her the account back and then proceeds to continue asking her out to like dinner or like dinner but then after she continues to reject him when he when she like rejects him like the last time or whatever yeah he still has like the verification assigned back into her account Jackson again then deletes it you know why he got caught it's because some girl was like I'm gonna go to dinner with this guy and he actually shows up like oh dude here's my chance and then yeah I'm gonna marry this chick is like okay I remember in high school when we had home girls right and they were going through issues with weird guys or whatever they would just tell us and we would handle it and I'm like why I thought girls would have so many brothers or guy friends that would help them with this kind of stuff to be fair my brother I feel like I would have to
4:14 fight people for him how old is your brother he's he's I I act like I've always acted like the older so it's like I'm the one fending off people got it he must be five nine no I think he's like almost six foot he's just he was homeschooled a lot so I'm the one fighting people for him he's six he can't use it maybe it's also hard because it's a digital world too yeah she needs no hackers and ████ and the Sim swap thing I don't know how they do it now but I do know that back in the day because I used to work at ████ basically Verizon an employee could actually do that ████ whoa yeah an employee can do it so they'll probably work for like a lot of employees they help with like you know the clear scams yeah those are done through corrupt
5:04 employees of which there's tons of them this is probably through a t no you make way more money like helping people do scams and actually working at Verizon oh my God or Geek Squad I know or Geek Squad yeah right like if you take your computer to get fixed at a place they can look through all yours whenever I went to Sprint when I used to have Sprint you know how you had to leave your phone for them to fix it and ████ when it was cracked and stuff I always go no they're ████ jacking off to me at the store they're ████ looking behind the counter as they're talking to you I know they're air dropping my ████ dude they're taking pictures well it's just like back in the day when you had to get film developed like people had to look at it yeah they're looking at all your stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah that's so true I'm picking up at Costco oh yeah dude so um we when we were doing graffiti like we would take those ████ disposable camera pictures right and then one day I
5:56 think like my mom was just grabbing up all the film to just um what do you call develop develop right and she said that when she got mine the person had like a face of she just saw death and then she's like I was wondering why and I was like oh yeah those are my graffiti pictures so the old lady that was processing the film was just sitting here watching me posing next to my ████ paintings and everything just like yeah dude I got him here too it's hilarious yeah that needs to be a slime ladies fall for judging dude yeah find her ████ business you know she shouldn't go to a Christian CVS no it was like a mom and pop one that she went to where you get like passport photos it's funny though it's like your mom's picking up the photos and she's like looking at your mom like does this person know that her son yeah but I bet on the scale of things that they've
6:47 developed they've seen way crazy they probably seen some ████ up ████ yeah the only option A bunch of photos that are like me on E with my eyes rolled back and ████ like Vapor Rub all over my me too dude I have so many of those videos but also at the time though a lot of photos if you didn't shoot it right remember how the whole red eye thing like they would always be ████ up anyway yeah oh that's true you know red eye thing no you don't it's gone now that's not even an issue yeah it's just like everything's perfect Now versus The Flash that always was in your eyes dude you know it's a crazy ass story there's a there was a mom and pops film shop in Downey like super old like a it's a they sell like vintage cameras things like that would just go in there to ████ around and look at stuff and then I the owner is like a one of those guys that's owned the store for like four years or something and he's like talking to me oh what do you do we were just shooting the ████ and I told him like Oh I'm a dancer blah blah and he goes hey do you know uh
7:37 there's this one dancer that that came in here years ago and never picked up his photos and he's like maybe you know him I'm like I probably don't if he's like super old and then um he goes no yeah you might know him because I think he's like famous and he told me and I knew the guy he was like yeah tell him his photos are here and I'm like what photos did he leave and he goes photos from when he was on tour with Michael Jackson what holy he just left them there in like the early 90s wow did you end up talking like yeah yeah well I didn't know him directly because he's like super high up there so I went through a friend and I was like can you tell him his photos are still there I wonder if he just got high and forgot that's amazing it's funny though you know like back in the day like you had to be really rich to have video cams right so people took pictures of dancers and it doesn't look
8:27 like anything you have like mid-motion right I have a camera that has yet to be developed and it's so old it's between 2000 and 2010. but I don't know what era or anything I haven't developed it yet why I don't know I just like just develop it just keep moving and stuff whatever and I just thought oh I'll do this later you know the box that I'll do later you should develop that's a good episode yeah we'll see what's on it yeah an unboxing of your old yeah yeah yeah and we all look at the same time yeah okay a reveal we should it's all just we need to stop we need to start at the developing place so we get the reaction of the guy that hands me them let's see what it's like that's the next Jake gotta find the most Christian ████ developing Studio yeah and get the reaction live on camera It's gotta be like in Utah or something then yeah we gotta find some Christian developers
9:18 we're gonna find some SDA developers Christian Photo developers meanwhile over here she's sending me ████ videos for rolly yeah I scanned it let's see who's out there I guarantee mine's uglier dude okay I send them to you who's got the ugliest one all right this one first yeah all right this is her where's Joe well we'll see him later now he Judy has a box yeah I'm a ████ you brought my
10:09 box oh my gosh oh wait this ain't the one how old are you look at mine look at this that was me rolling what the ████ is that no this is me randomly Googling ugliest man in the world oh my I don't think he's that ugly I want to see I want to see I don't know why I Googled it by Google the ugliest man in the world back in the day this is just ask me how hard I'm rolling oh ████ look at that this face look at that jaw dude oh ████ those blueberries that was Project Z I believe how old is that that video uh that was 2017 I think oh okay okay yeah before I got my boobs on so this one this one's funny too I was like trying to stay low-key
10:59 I like how it says trying to stay low-key oh that jaw dude and I'm guessing the next one is after you got your boobs done this was like really recently ████ Joey who's Joey yeah who's Joey because I should have been a really good friends he wasn't answering me ████ Joey Joey would you would you like to see the world's first three selfies ever taken a lot of selfies that's my dad's name my name would be gatherer [Music]
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