0:00 [Music] in some kind of wild and pretty ████ up news there was a uh a gory beach scene very recently where 30 sea turtles were found stabbed to death stabbed to death where dirty woman just go oh no they just stab them and that's it where do you think this happened hawaii japan oh because they they'd be doing that how did you know it was japan because is it like japanese fishermen are known to be correct me if i'm wrong uh ryan [Laughter] they not kill turtles but like they kill like random animals well shredder is japanese so i guess this couldn't this is a ████ oh my god they don't just kill them they don't just kill them for fun they eat
0:50 them that's the whole point these were just what about the baby seals like they eat them but did they these ones because they're stores where they just leave their bodies like the dolphins was that in japan i don't know if it was japan or maybe i'm just not racist it might be racist yeah the whole bloody dolphin corner thing yeah just stabbed for fun and just left that's what i'm saying japanese people are really suppressed they should just put all of japan in therapy huh yes whoa there'll be more turtles [Laughter] the turtle to depression ratio literally 30 more bro they just had therapists save 30 turtles better help please so a japanese fisherman has admitted to stabbing tons of protected sea turtles to death after beachgoers stumbled across the horrifying scene oh my god
1:41 wow between 30 and 50 green sea turtles were found dead or dying with stab wounds to their necks on a beach in remote kumejima island lasters aren't they really rare too are they they're protected oh so they're like close they're kind of endangered or like a medium size um i would like to say small i wonder why you did that they're not the huge ones just a ████ seal killer wow that is crazy i mean the unnamed suspect told the local fisherman cooperative that the turtles got caught in his fishing nets and then he became frustrated trying to untangle them so he's like i'm just gonna kill all these ████ turtles dang suppression he said he released lots of the sea creatures but after struggling for so long he began stabbing them to try and weaken them dude you guys are more you guys are more mad at this than the ████ guy who ate people but there was only one guy because turtles are
2:32 nice man that's ratio and the eating the eating the person seemed like logical he had already killed and dismembered him like being curious is not i wish this guy ate the turtles thank you yeah i wish he ate the turtles too this is just wait we're mad he didn't eat the turtle yeah stab him and leave him yeah this guy needs to be stabbed o.j shinzon oh stupidest status oh then yeah that's a little japanese name um so pretty much uh police are reportedly investigating the deaths but a source declined to comment on whether the fishermen could face punishment actually they're gonna let them go i forgot to write a law for them like this isn't illegal technically loopholes uh the situation uh they've never seen so many turtles on his nets he that he had said the fishman claimed
3:23 that he had never seen seen so many turtles on his nets but now regrets his actions i actually kind of think to call ████ a little bit like this he doesn't regret it yeah i don't think you find like 30 to 50 turtles in your neck and in your neck and it frustrates you so much when you're trying to release them yeah that you end up stabbing like more than five yeah anyways exactly i mean he says to weaken them that doesn't make any sense it doesn't and then they all just wash up like dead just stabbed in the neck specifically too that sounds crazy can we give some can we give some credit though to who whatever detective cracked this case some guy's like looking at the beach going 30 turtles o.j shinzon it's him i know just the thing like how do you ████ what are the forensics for that how do you find that guy right
4:13 they just see the fisherman over there with the net god damn turn up it's not easy and he goes i think it might be him you just hear some guy going 31. he's 32. he's like wait there's 30 here and his assistant's like how do you know boss watson watson in japan yeah they got watson's uh [Laughter] solving japanese crimes that's what they need csi tokyo i know it's all crimes that are like it is a safe country right so their ceo killers just kill a lot of birds or something like that cereal or sea we only kill birds yeah so according to a doctor isa kawasa who
5:04 is a sea turtle expert at the okinawa research center um he often hears similar stories from fishermen saying many say that there are too many sea turtles that they are struggling because of it and he continued that on a global scale there are not enough sea turtles but depending on the region the sea turtles trouble many oh you know what he snapped he snapped well he might be doing you know how there's like hogs yeah i think it's the same thing but we just like sea turtles more than hogs yeah we definitely yeah it's our perspective that you know like in texas where they do like the hunting the hogs and stuff it's like get out of here how they'll like corral them in one trap but apparently they cause like they caught they cause like millions of dollars in damages to the whole area hugs and they're invasive
5:57 they're not natural to texas right like they're not they don't hog will ████ you up too bro yeah but imagine like you try to fish and feed your family and every ████ net it's just a bunch of turtles yeah so why don't you eat the turtle but i don't want it i killed the turtle instead you know what i mean that's pretty sure if you could separate can you not that's the one is that those are those are protected also you're not able to eat them but you can murder them by stabbing them and then you can't do either that's that's probably what's frustrating is i imagine fishing in an ocean where they're like protected species so if you catch them in your thing you're ████ you're like oh ████ wanna go fish on the other side you got a boat take it over there yeah genius they got all this ████ octopus back here he's ████ fishing over here the doctor is right behind us florida has that problem with iguanas right yeah dude i heard iguanas be falling out of the trees why they're
6:48 protected no no no they're invasive to the point where like there's they're encouraging people to go out and murder iguanas they're like paying people aren't they yeah they are or i think they're just endorsing it oh you know what i mean like please go out and kill your iguana i have a friend that lives out there and then she was saying that like you know sometimes in florida that flash storms so it'll be in the middle of summer and it's hot and they're cold blooded so they'll be like a flash storm and it's like cold for just like a quick 30 minutes or an hour iguanas just ████ fall from the tree like dude that's what my sister was saying yeah she lives in miami too it's just dead yeah and i'll just slam on your car or whatever they just ████ fall out of the trees and ████ the flash storm cloudy with a chance of iguanas huh yeah i mean i'm like what the ████ they're everywhere they get really big apparently so you're allowed to stab them no are you not i don't know the iguanas yeah you can shoot them shoot yeah it's
7:38 encouraged to shoot them i think you can literally kill them in any way that you uh in florida it tastes like chicken really yeah that's why isn't that dangerous everything tastes like chicken couldn't you accidentally shoot something else but if you couldn't hit in a goal you probably don't want to shoot in an urban and an urban zone so green green iguanas are not native to florida and are considered invasive species to their impacts to native wildlife i heard coyotes are like that too like in california and like nationwide i hear that's like the only animal that's in every state in this nation but they're not native to i think coyotes are native to north america but they're in mexico but they're being very invasive apparently invasive species are are are animals that were introduced from foreign like shipping or like whatever colonization and all that so then like
8:28 boars are one hogs whatever um and then um in in hawaii they also have a ton of like ████ boars that come in you can you can eat them too take them yeah in japan you remember when there was the fukushima thingy so they were encouraging people to ████ kill the mutated boars they were like eating the radioactive food and getting bigger as ████ with like 20 tusks and ████ they look like rock stadium bebop oh ████ that's tight and then shredder was just killing all the turtles in the ████ side of the island is there any pictures of these boars these mutated japanese mutated boars they look like street sharks yeah dude i love street sharks they got jeans on and ████ they got belt buckles and jeans jeans and knee pads clubs
9:18 now man dude i'm it biker mice from mars they're called the wild boars of fukushima yeah because they're at all yeah ████ you up dude they don't look too crazy but they are just considered radioactive hybrid terror pigs terror pigs that's scary bro imagine if you train them as like war dogs dude it's like imagine if you're like navy seals and then you're yeah warthogs and you're going down they don't look that different than like regular they kind of look ████ up they do kind of look ████ up his teeth the assessment that's a ████ up boar for sure apple's starting to look like a predator a little bit that was ugly huh i mean that's a bad angle the eye looks really humid though right he looks like yeah he looks like yeah you got to get a pretty egg that's not the best angle of any borer that's true that's his regular side angle you're just saying he's
10:09 ████ up looking that's what you're saying what if they're just sad because they've got radiation they got radiation they're just they're all ████ up yeah you know they're just like they just need counseling dude they're just like help me but in japan they're encouraging everyone all the hunters to just go out and just shoot as many as you can shoot them and eat them or just shoot them again you can't eat them they could have guns in japan yeah yeah but it's it's it's straight oh you gotta make it you gotta have uh oh god you go to a like a like a tiy shot holds the the rifles for you and then you you have to check it out and then you go cut and then you come back and you drop it off there yeah nice [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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