0:00 Why is that thing so flaccid and soft? And he brought it up and he started sucking it. Did it Did it get harder? Unfortunately, no. Good technique. Okay. I'm going to show you guys a video. We're going to decide if this is appropriate or not. Okay. Okay. What's What's so funny? Well, you should probably see the video, though. I'll be able to see. You think what's No, you think what's about to happen is really funny, I guess. All right. It's not pas. This is just Check this out. Here we go. There's a large talking something like this. Something like that. I don't know who this is made for you mean elephant. You could say this on TV. And so this elephant tool or elephant inseminator whatever it was. um whenever whenever
0:51 snores would be found in various corners of the set would be brought out like like like jaws and then would be sort of presented in some really ungodly horrific sort of angle next to the face of the offending sleeper. Talking about if you fell asleep on a Quinton Tarantino set, he would take a picture of you with a massive dill next to your face, which is like normal for how he grew up, but I'm just surprised to see it now. It's been so long since I've seen that type of stuff. We do that kind of stuff at JK. Huh? We do that kind of stuff. Like what? Um, sorry. I just want to be able to see. You want to get the pee out of your face? Yeah. I just want to see it for a little bit. Um, I feel like we do fun games like that, but not with actual dild. But is this like offensive like to women and stuff like that and all that kind of ████ What the? No. I think if she's in on the joke. Yeah, if she's part of it
1:42 that's like she looks like she's laughing telling the story like this is what we did. But isn't she just trying to Thank you. Oh, like she's trying to survive being on set. Shut up. I think Uma's got a funny sense of humor. If that's the case, she wouldn't be so open about the story. I mean, I think that's pretty whack when people just assume that the woman is the weakest person in the room. This is a fact. But then also, she did later on complain about being on set with Quenton Tarantino. Oh, she did? What did she say in the complaint? Well, because she was doing a driving stunt one time and he like pushed her a little hard and it wasn't completely safe and she ended up getting hurt. Oh ████ Yeah. She's like, "Don't you know I'm a woman? Why you expect me to drive?" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Was it Selma Hayak? The one who had like ████ like put her foot in Quinton Tarantino's mouth. Oh yeah. He wrote this every movie. He loves feet. He does foot fetish. Put alcohol down her leg from her toes into his mouth. That's
2:32 literally the most annoying thing that about Quinton Tarantino movies. You have to see his ████ fetishes which I hate. Yeah, always some foot fetish going on. Every movie that he does, it's so sickening. Yeah, it sucks. That's why that's why I own them all on DVD. That's why the wiggle your big toes a little bit more horny than you think. All of every movie that he does, there's a moment with a foot. Everyone and Once Upon a Time, he's got this ████ up with her feet up on the dashboard. Even the guys on that, it's always every girl has to have their feet out. It's like kind of It's just too obvious. Yeah, it makes you feel creepy, especially after you know that he is like a It's like an artistic signature, I guess. I mean, there's so many other ways to do signatures. Bastards. Remember that? Remember the the hot ████ the blonde ████ the um the survivor ████ the daughter putting her feet in the the heels. Oh. Oh, yeah. They show all that. Yeah. Yeah. For like 19 minutes. Bunch of different angles. Like it just
3:23 sucks cuz you know it's going to if it's a new movie by him, you're just waiting for it. You're like, "God, it's Where did the foot scene come?" Yeah. When you see it, it takes you out. You're like, "Ah, here's his fetish again." Yeah. But Glorious Bastard is so good. So good. It's so good. Yeah. Where's the foot thing in Django? Was it the ████ car? I don't remember. The big car with the foot. You see Jamie Fox's feet while he's hanging upside down. His dick is out. Oh, that one. I thought it was when they were in the cart and then there was a dangly foot on the cart. Yeah. Yeah. Nailed it. Yep. Plus, it looks funny when he like he's the guy that's there with Sama. Only him like Yeah. Although that was Dust Till Dawn, right? That was like a It was It It was Robert Rodriguez. Yeah. So, he can kind of hide behind that. But maybe But but maybe he Gallagher me and shoot me and Nikki shooting a video and Mike Gallagher was
4:13 doing it for me. But like me and Nikki, you know, he's like doing the whole thing. But she actually liked me, so he knew that already. So yeah. So So he asked his homie, "Hey, write this scene for me. I want to ████ lick the ████ out of her toes." He goes, "I got you, brother." Oh, those toes. Like people were mad at him because he cast himself on Pulp Fiction to be able to say the N word. Oh, that's right. That he always says it right in all his movies. They're mad at him because so much nwords are in his movies and he's like the the type he's writing it. But like that was the that's why he made Jango. Sam Jackson always is like about I go to this brother. He's like nah, he's fine. He's good. I love him. The reason why he made Django is so he could do it. And the ████ uh Foxy is Is there a Is there a foot scene in in um what's the name? Something brown. Resort dogs. Yeah. Yeah. The white girl
5:03 in his apartment. Oh yeah. The one that's with always got her feet up on the ████ The shots always like this. What about Reservoir Dogs? I don't think there is. I think he he wasn't bold enough. That was his first one, right? Yeah. There's no girls in that movie, though. I think there's a jump scare of it after the credits. This is a butt scene. A long time in Hollywood movie. There's a lot of them in that dash. I agree. I like purposely like erased it from my memory. I only like the Bruce Lee scene is great, but otherwise it sucks. But the Bruce Lee scene is the best movie. After I watched it a second time, I liked it a little bit more than the first time. The first time I saw it, I was like, it's really insane. It's terrible. Yeah, the Bruce Lee scene. I watch it once a week. Why so good? Cinematically, it's so great. When the car dents, is that was your favorite part? No. No. When he Yeah. When he show he throws Bruce Lee in the car. You know that never happened, right? That was never that could never happen. It did. Hey, yellow Uma's kind of fire though. Uma is hot as ████ bro. Yeah, poison.
5:55 What was it? Poison Ivya. Poison ivy. Poison ivy is pretty rad, dude. You know what I mean? Yeah. But it sucks that like Did they ever settle things after that complaint she had? Apparently they did. Yeah. Yeah. So they're like square now. She's not hating on them. They're Gucci. But that was a pretty big ass. He actually had her his her daughter in uh in the the new s█████ one. The Once Upon a Time in the Hollywood. Her daughter's in it. Daughter's in it briefly. Yeah. Apparently. Which one is she in the movie? You know the you know the girl who's in Stranger Things? Oh yeah, that's right. She's in it. Yeah, she's good. I like her. I really like her. That movie like So it's like a lot of people from Hollywood, they ████ love it. But it's it's one of those niche things that it's like, oh, you had to be there. The rest of us watch it, we're like, "This ████ movie sucks. How come they like it, but we don't?" I think it's a it's a cool Hollywood thing where it's like it's cool to say you
6:45 liked it. I think it's that there's a lot of movies like that. Yeah, I think I think the aesthetic of it's cool, but it's not good. I didn't I didn't I didn't think it was good. I didn't think it was good. The shots at LA is the best part. Predisposed to think his movies are good. I didn't like it. I'm biased towards Quinton. I felt let down on that one. A fan. And then I ride hard for him. Same thing with uh Paul Anderson. I like a lot of his stuff and if it's if I don't like it, I'll admit that it's not good. Boogie Nice is one of my favorite movies of all time. Oh my god. Boogie Nice. Jesus Christ. So what what does that mean? Especially the cuck one. The cucked one that always catches his wife getting boned. That's his favorite. It's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, the cuck guy is the best, dude. William H. Macy. Yep. The best, dude. And then at the end Oh, dude. Do you guys like um Sure. Did you guys see Asteroid City? No, I did not. No, I
7:37 heard it wasn't that good. You told me it wasn't that good. I liked it, but it it wasn't that good. But I liked it a lot. I'm kind of over his whole thing. The whole symmetrical thing. It's too much. And and the wooden acting and the whole I'm over it. I'm really over it. I'm just not over it. Like I've seen tubers act better than some of these cats in the Wes Anderson movies. Like the whole dead pan thing that Yeah. Just I like I got it, bro. Like you ████ love Napoleon Dynamite. Let it go, dog. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like move on. Like how come like how come Tom Hanks or Bill Murray they can come in that and just go like totally wooden acting out of nowhere? It's It's his whole thing. Yeah. He likes the understated ████ He's not into it. It's too wooden. I think it's harder that you know it's him now. So, it's like you expect him to like build on himself, but
8:27 it's the same ████ But Asteroid City looks really really cool. Visually, it's a really cool. The story is okay, but like Moonrise Kingdom is probably better than that. I like Moonrise Kingdom. I like Budapest Hotel. I like that one. Budapest Hotel. Budapest Hotel was the last one I liked of him. It was a fun one. I just remember the Indian boy in the elevator. That's it. That's it. That was pretty much the whole movie. Yeah, pretty much. It was really good. Yeah. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there.
9:17 Say hi to me. What What do you think if this were to happen today type ████ Yeah, that's a good question. I think this would be massive. You would you'd have the bleep a lot of those words. Well, think about the interview like the action. Think about what's happening to the cat who was just with Blake Lively in the movie. He's just whispering or whatever and he's getting absolutely annihilated. I think the thing the wackest thing about this to me is people assuming that if a woman is presenting this idea that she's automatically the victim and doesn't realize it. That is wild. That's the worst part I think. Like you just can't take someone at face value. Like they're not secretly like being abused and are dumb. Too dumb to like tell. Yeah. Yeah. Especially Uber Thurman. Come on, bro. Yeah. She's probably the boss of the ████ room. Yeah. Come on. The PA is the one who should be complaining. But that's such a like I don't know. It's just a frat boy dumb thing. But then everyone's like, "Oh, yeah. Fat
10:08 boys people and stuff, great people." But I'm like, I It's not the same thing. Like, it's just such a dumb thing. Yeah. If you have friends, you're able to create any joke you want. And if it leaves that friend group to be judged by someone else, then yeah, understand you're outside that circle. You won't get it. Yeah. Bobby Lee started sucking on a dildo right in front of me during a podcast. And what? Should I ████ Should I ████ put a lawsuit on his ass? Maybe not. You have some grounds. Yeah, maybe not. I was obese. No, I was laughing so hard my eyes started tearing. No, we were already cut. Oh, and before that, he comes in and then he pulls down his pants and he looks in the mirror and he goes and he asked the camera guy, "Do you think my dick is too small?" And then he pulled it back up. And then at the end that uh the Assa, you know the Assa Akira girl, she sent him a box
10:59 of dildos and then he slapped one on the table and it was so flaccid. I'm like, "Why is that thing so flaccid and soft?" And he brought it up and he started sucking it and then Gilbert's like, "All right, that's the end of the show. Did it Did it get harder?" Unfortunately, no. But that's good technology. That would have been sick. Good technique. Then I would have known that humanity is maybe going to make it. Yeah. No, I just started laughing so hard. Yeah, I I was dying and crying cuz he was just starting to suck the ████ out of it. That's the thing that when we see that thing, the idea of that like she's too dumb to realize she's the victim is cuz it feels like why why are women only so strong until they're the ones saying the joke and it's like, oh, don't you realize you're the one like getting bamboozled? Like you're so weak to that you can't know that she can't even represent her own thoughts. What if she came up with it? You know what makes
11:49 me actually sad is the women who clearly were like Uma in this clip, but then later on maybe their career hasn't worked out as well or whatever and they start clinging on the ideology of it and they start to cash in on that a little bit and going like, "Yeah, he really didn't know us." Well, that's almost that's like almost everyone that came through Playboy Mansion. Legit. That's almost all of them because now cuz they went through such a long process to get there and then now that they're here in today's time, they're like, "Ooh, actually all of it was bad." But it's like you had hella exits legit. No, that's wild. It's like not easy to get in. That means you were trying. Accountability is hard. It is. Yeah. Yeah. And if there's a lot of outs, they're going to they're going to take that out first. But also, people egg each other on way bad, too. Like people egg each other on really bad amounts.
12:39 Yeah. I mean it's as simple as like getting a ████ letter in the mail that's like did you have this blah blah blah. You're you're Yeah. You're you're potentially legally bound to be Yeah. class action lawsuit where you can get 54 cents. What's the guy version of that of the um it wasn't my fault. I'm a hoe. I I think it's like the uh the Brian Singer pool parties. What's the story on that? Like um Brian Singer used to have like a bunch of like gay young teenagers at his house. Like he used to like expy parties right now. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. Every every guy wants to act like they never went to those now, you know? And then they're like, I didn't do it. I didn't go. And then you're ra You were you were you were bumping uglies with everybody. You're having sex with men all day. All day. Every day. And then you want to act like a macho superstar
13:29 or or romantic R&B singer, but you like dudes. Yeah. And that's sick. You could be macho and like dudes. Yeah, dude. That that's a really funny backfire though for like all through the early 2000s you were trying so hard bragging that you were going to these Diddy parties and then it becomes known as the gayest thing ever. That's wild, man. Now you got to go back and be like actually n dude. I would never actually stay that long. That's hilarious. I always leave early. I used to leave early. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one I hear a lot. People lying about being there that weren't there and now they have to 7:30. Yeah. The the free party starts at 8:30. I don't always leave at 7:30 cuz I knew it would start at 8 oy the whole time. So what's the rumor though? It's like it's a normal party until it goes dark and then it becomes like a gay orgy. We don't even know. It's hearsay. The hearsay is that it was always meant to be a guy on guy thing and it and then everything else around it's the cloud to
14:19 like kind of mask it so they could openly enjoy themselves without Didn't someone say like they they were having an origy with like Bill Clinton and like some other guy I've heard so far every name on earth is a crazy combination dude you could think of until there's footage or photos you really have no clue. No. And there's no witnesses either. Like Virginia Guy like killed herself. So, bro, that's so crazy. And even if there is footage, it's like the general public's never going to get access. Yeah. Do you think someone would leak it? No. What would happen if a hacker leaked it? If a hacker leaked it, they would just deny that it's the real photo. I think the hacker would probably shoot themselves in the back of the head twice. That's That's part of the benefit right now of like AI getting so good is you can also say real ████ is fake. Suck my cousin's dick. Suck my cousin's dick.
15:11 This already treating it like a billboard 100. It's like this is kind of a fire con. This is sick. I'm into this. Where can I download this? Listening party already. I'd let to give it 1,000 views. Yeah, my cousin. Is this cousin like, "Man, what the ████ That was supposed to be a secret. That's actually blowing up the spot." So nowadays, if you fall asleep and someone draws a dick on your cheek to your mouth, that's sexual harassment. Honestly, you probably could get in trouble. to some of the blue-haired people. I think it is. And to guide a guy, that's sexual harassment. That's just chill guy. I remember one of my buddies, he fell asleep Saturday night and I thought it would be fun to draw a penis on him, but it would be a tasteful one. So, I just did this tiny little penis in the behind his ear. So, he didn't really know for a while. A realistic penis. Yeah. Yeah. It was just cute. Like a little emblem. It was like this. It was like cactus cube hairs. Yeah. It was cute. It was cute. He didn't know for a while until he started washing his ears and he was like, "Oh, did you put like a little two arrows in your like hand his hand?"
16:03 I didn't do that. I didn't do that cuz he'll be like, "Dude, that's a micro penis." He's like, "How do I scale this?" There's a little stamp. That's what I'm right now. I'm seeing a lot of like jokes online about in breaking, you're going to think this is extra gay. But in breaking a lot of the time, like if some guy bends over in front of you, you like you're battling him. You just pump him on like That's disrespectful. That's disrespectful. But like not everybody does that ████ but it's funny. Or like if some guy's head is down low, you just go up to do this. But like now that could be considered literally like molestation. Too gay for me. Like you could just you could probably go to jail. Yeah. You lose the battle for that for sure. What? Isn't that really funny? But what you just said, I'm getting an Uber under here. You better get out of here. The dance part or the dance part? This is not our generation anymore. What I'm about. We can't do We can't I'm dramatically exiting. Yeah. Our generation is large
16:54 dildos that look like elephant grapes. Our generation is we actually put nuts on someone's forehead while they're sleeping. Yep. I don't miss that part though. No, I'm not. If you put your nuts on me, I'm going to try to fight you after that, bro. How far do I think of? If I find out, I'll have a good old laugh first, though. Matt would draw tuxedos on people with a Sharpie while they're sleeping.
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