0:00 [Music] okay so the the sheriff of floor of this florida uh uh community uh wants to let you know that he found your 770 pounds of pot and he would like to return it to you whomever you are oh ████ oh thanks sheriff dude what a cool sheriff what's the ████ catch dude i totally pick it up what's the catch she's trying to catch you literally he's like oh yeah if you uh let me know if you want it gotcha no catch no he just says hey look we found it you just let us know it's all pot worth about two million dollars by the way where the ████ they find it yeah how do you find so much someone's gonna die county is that is that dwayne it's called brevard county and where i mean uh what stage oh yeah
0:50 it's florida and uh they basically say they're trying to return lost items they posted this oh nice dude the lost and found posted the picture of the narcotics and they say if you happen to have lost or misplaced approximately 770 pounds of high grade marijuana 107. hi great and would like to have your property return please contact our narcotics agents and we're more than happy to reunite you with your lost property all of us at one point or another in our lives have lost or misplaced something important and we're very hopeful that a good kind person who lost an item will come forward and collect your stuff um so yeah all you have to do is come down to our criminal investigation services building on gus hit boulevard in rockledge and claim your property with no strings attached once we properly identify as the rightful owner we'll gladly return your property and make sure both you and your property are kept in a secure area so no one can try
1:40 to rip you off hey you know what though if i go pick it up it's my stuff and they said that on the ad they can't arrest me right now they're gonna put you in a secure area they said you dumb ass dude cop can't lie dude they can't lie the secured area is the highlight turn if i ask you if you're a cop because it's probably your job it's the same rule if they touch your dick then they're definitely not a cop not a cop not a cop they're just uh just a hook-up yep no strings you can't do it if an undercover cop can't touch your dick yeah i want to put you in a secure area no strings attached that's ████ funny dude you know what that means they're going to take me to ████ a round table pizza yeah dude secure area i love that place the evidence room come to the criminal investigation let our narcotics agents know it's like what the ████ dude anything is not that dude they said they're gonna give it to me they're purposely not
2:31 telling you where they found it because that's part of how they get you yeah would be tight if this was like a tea bag they're trying to teabag like the biggest drug dealers in the area where like maybe there's like two a drug deal gone wrong between two rival gangs and then they were able to intercept it and then both gang leaders are like what happened to all the marijuana what's all the marijuana and they're like oops i don't know how we found all this but we have it now and then they're kind of like punking everyone in the neighborhood i'd be tired if they did do that yeah and then the following they're like hey we found this murdered body whoever uh did the crime if you want like to hide this evidence we found it just feel free to hit us up homicide division yeah i'll stop by i'm gullible the look on the guy's face the look on the guy's face was gullible enough to read something like this and then show up and then once he gets there they're like come on oh what
3:24 hey hey i thought you said you said no strings attached what's going on what the ████ i could love that guy what about bart's situation though where it's like the drug lords are like looking at the middle man who lost it like one guy like ████ did the wrong deal right so the juggler's like i don't give a ████ where it is you better go get it so this guy's like oh i gotta go claim it you know what i'm saying i do know you're saying what a ████ you're another idiot and you see this ad and you're like free weed bruh i'm just gonna go claiming myself and you guard us likely i'm pretty sure but that's like what happens like there's all kinds of i mean potato the potato story there's all kinds of people coming forward say i ████ killed her i did it yeah but then there's whack goes on because they wanted the the fame yeah they want like a little bit of the action of their board as ████ or who knows such a weird way to want fame like weird it's like do i want to risk life imprisonment just in case ████ it i want
4:15 the fame it's super weird but yeah there's people who will do that to be part of a story to feel like they're real or whatever the ████ is going on in their lives the cops would really be a troll like would really be trolls if that wasn't actually like high grade weed you know it's like like skunks ████ like it was just snickle fritz yeah snicker ████ snicker fish it's really bad weed dude is that the modern day word for stress i guess i don't know this is a danish word for pastry yeah but yeah that's cool how how much what's what's the worth of all those one million oh two seven million two million dude not man that's only so many i feel like some drug mule is going to get killed for losing this ████ that's exactly or they're being forced to be like i do have to go claim it or maybe that's the security area i want to go to i'm either
5:06 going to get killed for losing this or going to a secured area or you know there jason bateman's like he's like sweating his ass off right now too he's like oh my ████ guy i gotta explain this there's gonna be another season of old school there is coming out like next friday oh is it next friday eating me oh is it season three or four oh season four bro yes do you watch the ozarks i don't oh you gotta watch you gotta catch yourself so good do you like breaking bad no okay i've only finished have you watched breaking bad then we're ████ guys i haven't seen it you like do you like crime drama okay i like um i like snowfall okay oh you'll like this okay cool okay but start with breaking bad watch all seven seasons because you have to watch that first get in the movies then the movie el camino then watch el camino then you can watch ozarks okay noted why it's a primer it's about a an accountant
5:57 that works for the cartel and it's really good the name doesn't sound like it sounds like some harry potter ████ and it's very close there's wizards that get involved later wait it's a hybrid like harry potter no i love harry potter oh i was just saying i ████ hate harry potter that was gonna be a sick moment no you're not like harry potter i just never got into it i think it's too old you don't have to dislike it i was too old too i think i was you don't believe in magic i do i think i love magic dude when i see people wearing the robes and ████ like i really ████ lose my ████ a little bit you know what i don't like about the hair i like harry potter but i what i don't like about it is when people like ask each other like other harry potter fans they go what's your house dude that is i hate that too dude it's like shut up yeah shut up no i don't mind it when they ask like what's your house i hate it when they like you're so this
6:47 house yeah yeah yeah you know any of that stuff you said so slytherin such a hufflepuff shut up dude i'll punch your face if you ask me what house that sounds whack dude it's whack as ████ bro i do like the movies though but back to ozark though uh c's in in order uh because i haven't seen season three one two and three which one's like the best you haven't seen season three i've not seen either three bro i haven't finished season three either good they're all good you gotta watch just watch them in order dude season three and watch season three season three season three it's different but like the ramp up of season three is crazy right okay so i think what you're telling me is wait till season four finishes and then binge watch both well see yeah see not wrong with it season one was absolutely my ████ lit season one was sick season two that's why i didn't go into season three
7:37 because i was like it's good but two my favorite i kind of had a crush on the ground season two that was the first crush i ever uh first grandmother uh the latest question i've ever had i got married for no reason you mean the psychopath grandma yeah that's why i like that she ████ hard you know she's a hard ████ she ████ really she don't play when she she'll kill your ass which is kind of cool russ langmore favorite storyline i enjoyed langmore okay best storyline which one's lane moore you know who elaine moore is dude the the white church people the brothers the white trash people you've well no spoilers i already know ruth ruth ruth's brothers oh uncle yeah ruth is like the best actress on the whole show she's so ████ dude the best actor on the show have you seen her in that one movie the assistant what's the assistant i think it's like uh kind of like on the harvey weinstein type of thing great title she um she's
8:27 she's an assistant that goes into like hollywood producer situation and the whole set is like her just like literally her first day on the job and then there's just signs of like that type of adultery that kind of happens and then the way that like people within that industry kind of treat other people and she has this just has to go in there and she like finds like an earring on the floor she finds like weird stuff and it's kind of like yeah just transcending around and it's the uh it's just one of those perspectives where you just follow her on her first day but then you get the shadow of like straight up harvey weinstein like in the entire ecosystem it's really crazy oh but she crushes it too yeah she's a really good really good at playing that interesting side role that like kind of like she's constantly in an uncomfortable position too you know what i'm saying really good she thrives yeah she's good at that she's good at picking up something and then being like about it
9:17 she's the best i've ever seen i know do you guys watch snowfall which one i don't even know what that is i heard it's really good which one it's on fx so behind is that like a cocaine thing yeah yeah it's cool it's amazing what what's uh what um channel is it on platform fx yeah you're watching on hulu i think okay hulu how'd you use breaking bad what happened what was what was going on in your life i don't know i only i only got into snowfall because of rick he loves that ████ yeah holly if you don't mind she's much much much younger than my early 20s i see what about rick never watch breaking bad no i don't wait no yes he has yeah does he like it nobody likes it i don't know i bet he likes it rick has good tasting content yeah he loves drug ████ yeah yeah breaking bad is like the premier drug ████ started it i think i think for
10:09 this era anyway yeah yeah but you got to watch ozark is good you start watching breaking bad now and season one is still really good yeah it still holds up incredible you could re-watch it a couple times yeah so we started watching raising canaan too well we finished racing do you eat raisin canes while you watch raisin king we call it that though but now we're we're starting power because of the story but yeah starting power now i know it's backwards but did you guys have pokemon cards yes okay i also i also grew up in vietnam so it was a lot of fun did you watch duke it's a maori show we gotta watch all five seasons right now we're gonna watch people have them right now i'll hold them down [Music]
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