0:00 [Music] there's a man who cuts off both of his legs under a train in order to claim a 2.4 million pound insurance payout what a ████ idiot dude wait but did he get the money uh i bet he didn't get the money i'll put i'll put my ████ life on 2.4 million will you put your legs on it yeah i will 2.4 would you do a million pounds nick oh that's even more than dollar stone was this man an idiot to you before he was legless or is it after he's legless you insensitive ████ yeah what do you what do you got against legless people no no just what say it again anthony what do you do a man cuts off both of his legs under the train in order to claim a 2.4 million pound insurance payout he should have put his head on the ████ track
0:50 dude he should have put his tongue on there he finished the job guy he should have insured his brain 2.4 million dollars pounds not yet pounds is actually 3 million oh okay talk to me 3.2 million dude damn the pound has really dropped yeah it's actually dropped a little bit i used to be like 1.5 almost it used to be two it needs to be 2x the pound was like mommy man wow well in this in this uh insurance fraud yeah see what an idiot a court has the term of the defendant named only a sanders seed due to strict local privacy laws purposely lied down in front of a train so he could pocket the cash in 2014. shocking incident meant both his legs were amputated from the knee down and he
1:41 has been using prosthetic limbs and remained wheelchair bound ever since now this 54 year old resident of the hungarian village claimed to have climbed onto the tracks so a train would run over both of his legs he's his own damsel in distress puts a little dress on his legs safely please oh no that's is that your best hungarian accent hungarian i think imagine thomas looking at this guy and
2:33 he's going like this and then blood smells on his face he's like his legs and he's he goes very oh yes it is i think i can these ████ don't know really i don't know the ████ lines dude thomas is trained infamous for the i think i can't quote i had to dig deep anyway baby i had to ████ find it somewhere inside myself anyway all right so he's down two legs now what sorry i'm bringing my ████ thomas to train now what's the one i'm thinking about then the blue ████ it's the same one i don't remember his show interesting that thomas is like privileged with all these ████ wheels he has like 20 ████ five wheels but he gets to talk about oh how this guy is doing with his negative limbs made him niche what i'm saying it's kind of ████ up actually i don't know he's like a centipede but with wheels thomas
3:24 has so many wheels he could give away like 17 wheels and he'd be fine and he just ████ chops off the only two ████ legs he's got he's he's he's monopolizing the wheels you know i came out with this okay you know being stupid ass thomas ████ ████ ass thomas past central district court made the ruling on november 9th seven years after this full loss is less seven seven years the ships would probably grow back by then what the lizard okay suspicions were first raised when the authorities were told that he had taken out 14 high-risk life insurance policies in the year building up to the incident this ████ is so obvious and he claimed that he took out the policies after receiving financial advice telling him returns are better on
4:16 insurance policies than saving his accounts yo he's got a solid financial advisor i mean that wasn't a false statement right can you like double insure something because what is his plan apparently you can 14 inch or something a car seven each leg have your car insured by like five different companies but if you get a car accident get paid out five times i don't know bart i don't have three cars like you do you tell me no five insurance on one car dude i have one car because i sold one of my cars for crypto you had two cars to start you ████ rich ass desperate i'm at the end of my rope you understand after the incident his wife applied for the payoffs but the insurance companies refused to cough up anything anything saying they suspected he had inflicted the injury on himself and his wife recorded saying what no what are you talking about
5:06 imagine the insurance you're looking at in a wheelchair like i don't know about this ████ that's yeah we stand on the army they're like you did it to yourself i wasn't driving a train you know you know it's gonna take a dark turn legs we're on the track i don't think it's pretty funny right now because we're thinking this con artist came up with a stupid idea to do it himself i don't think he came up with it on his own i think he owes a lot of money because he's a ████ gambling addict to the mob yeah and they forced him to do something like this to pick up ah you're thinking like cinema now that's probably true cinema that's a very good scripting is dark no i think that's hot no that's true i think yeah a lot of these insurance scams are
5:56 actually because people can't pay anymore and they don't know what to do and they're like well here's a solution because we either break your ████ legs or you break or they cut out as organs i can hear the de niro monologue right now over here so i had to lay down the tracks so you can sacrifice my legs i can hear the trailer what could push one man to lose two legs i could also hear the logic fight break my number you can't break what i've already lost bruce willis and matthew mcconaughey are the legs legless with the legs they play the legs they're always at odds with each other yeah they hate each other dude and then the sad endings they both get cut off or they have to work together to not to stay together have you guys heard of the blindness thing where people like pour bleach in their own eyes because they want to be disabled yeah it's this weird oh the um where they're obsessed with
6:47 like they're obsessed with like the the lifestyle for some reason the sympathy that you maybe get that they think you get even though it's ████ but yeah they believe that and so they pour bleach in their own eyes and try to like make themselves part of that community so that they can get like a little bit of grift or whatever dude there's there's a group of people not a group of people they're like blind posers yeah but they did it but they're really blind now they are they are blind but they're like they're like blind activists thank you they're like the ones that try to steal the thunder you know like the straight people at a gay parade and it's like get the ████ this is not your day first of all that's me so chill yeah just go just sit in the sidelines and ████ hill that's me and bart you don't have to stand on a float bro you can just stand on the side i know did you see this dude who um he has that that i guess it's like a dysmorphia thing where they feel like they shouldn't have limbs so they don't want
7:37 them and this dude uh he identifies with limbless so he's like yeah no yeah that's really what it is it feels guilty but it's like it's still considered a mental ████ maybe in the future by dysmorphia or whatever but then he uh to try to get his legs amputated he he took a ████ in a pot and boiled it put it in a syringe and injected both of his legs with his own ████ why to make to like uh yeah to infect it and get him and they got chopped off why don't you just poop his pants and leave it for a couple days why do you go on a train dude why didn't he just get him chopped off without the infection i think that was the only way they would do it because you're gonna have to get a medically done because they're not gonna go oh like oh you believe you shouldn't have legs okay here you go so he cheated the system yeah what a smart guy he did it really well then he boiled his poop i don't know if that was just a ████ fever dreamer like really give him
8:27 i have friends that work in hospitals and sometimes they say that they have certain people that come in who inject themselves with their own feces or like other bacteria so they could be in a state of uh sickness all the time so they keep going back to the hospital because they like they like being in an emergency room it's those ████ saltine crackers isn't it it's it's the jello actually it's the fruit cups no but it's like there's there's a mental illness where people feel like they they like you know what they should get with the people that be poisoned ████ people to keep them sick oh like eminem's mommy ████ new dating app that's what you do you set them up willing hostages yeah wheeling hostages it's like that it's like that uh stephen king movie what's it called with yeah where she breaks his little anglers of course
9:18 secret window yeah yeah jurassic park yeah yeah yeah with the dinosaurs [Music] you
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