0:00 I spent a lot of time in karate but you don't suck at karate no you're you're brown belt level n but then I don't get the brown belt it's not that you suck at karate karate sucks karate does sucks karate does sucks karate sucks at [Laughter] [Music] youate welcome back to careful boys where we're talking about what is something you're terrible at that you wish you could do well ooh dude7 things bro sing probably I think this room coulding sing play piano have some sort of Music guitar inclination everybody's got to pick their top two okay top why not top one okay you want the video to last 3 minutes grab Rim dude grab Rim grab Rim's good but not even be good at
0:51 basketball just just touch the I just touched it touch the bottom of the net If I Could Touch the bottom of the net bro damn oh my God having those kind of hops but being able to Windmill that' be tough oh my goodness dunking and singing is probably a good I don't be good at surfing surfing be sick I just I'm a professional paddler right now I can't even catch a you just paddle and then paddle back in I went five times and I caught one weight surfing is hard though did you go hey but when you catch the wave it's the best there's nothing there's nothing like catching a wave y cuz the guys I go with won't let me do the beginner waves so I'm just crashing every time hey but also too like isn't there just hella people always on on the on the swells is what they call it depends where you go are you like are you like um you're like keu in Point Break like everyone around these too hardcore yeah but they're really nice
1:41 okay but they like hardcore stuff but they're really nice and they're just like we're not that kind of teacher you can't go to the baby and I'm like all right so I go how you going learn yeah it's hard it's scary too cuz the waves are like it's like like this it's like this tall I'm like tall that's like twice as big as that's way too crazy cuz the timing of how you got to catch that wave is different than so I ride it like a body board and I nose dive damn that's scary too bro scary there's one time I caught it and it was like toward the end too but I wish I was better at it cuz I I see so many people having fun and I'm like one day I'll have as much fun as you and I won't be coming home with just salt water in my ear a carve dude the way that they hit the water and then o so that's one thing
2:31 TI one oh there's two things right you can do whatever you want B only wants one oh I don't know what well no you said two you said two that's my one thing part one it's the skill that we want to be really good at right or something you suck at right now that you wish you had two you're terrible at but you wish you could do one I remember one time I woke up and I was ████ pissed I wasn't a professional singer yet yet and I was I just I just I was like mad I not going to happen soon enough thank God yeah and then I was like I was like half asleep and I'm like why am I not a ████ singer ████ and then I tried to do karaoke on my phone and then I my voice was cracking I couldn't even hit the key and I'm like I'm not a son of a musician and then I got up and I said I'm going to do comedy but aren't you a son of a two musicians I am but I
3:22 don't live up to that you felt like an imposter bro and his father left so it's only like he's terrible at accepting who he is yeah what would you guys like to do dude singing is on my list too why can't why okay so singing is we can actually get good at it it just takes ████ practice why don't we practice okay you go first cuz nobody want to be singing like that all the time bro you can make lots ofbody singing at this level Okay the reason why I I really want to is because I hate how I sing right now it's cuz everybody's like oh yeah you can like hold a tune or whatever the ████ right I'm not like terrible I feel like being limbo in the middle is like terrible I'd rather just suck and be entertaining at karaoke versus like oh he's like trying and that's kind of cute what if we start being all right feel like really awkward
4:14 cuz it's like you either like try to be entertaining that's the best yeah yeah or or you like kind of try and it's like kind of try is weird yeah that's what I'm saying but like I want to try but then it's like it's weirder so you don't try and it's like it's either your William Hung or your ████ I don't know you don't someone else who's really good but then song choice is a big part of that oh yeah yeah so I stick to the other ████ like Niel back and Forget About Dre and ████ hey that's Nikki's karaoke song Nick huh Nickelback no Nikki my wife that's her karaoke song your wife is nickel back I mean who would you want to sing like if you could like had anybody's like anyone anybody's Voice or range or style yeah you want James Brown nah Elis James Brown proud maybe because I happen to be listening to right now I'll go for something like a teddy swims or a
5:04 Jack Garrett basically just like a Soulful R&B that has like a lot of like range but yeah it's a little bit more raspy edgy versus like overly clean or just like like Sinatra yeah but that' be ████ hot that's pretty SI honestly that's the one i' pick be AER just seen the OG super hot New York New York get out of here dud you to smoke cigars and wear cool hats come on can we do that I want to smoke cigars and wear cool hat I want to smoke cigars dude Vegas is a great place for that if you're ever there ████ I well I will be there fool all right but then when I'm there I'm just resting because that's my only place that I can rest I'm just resting when they ice skating with Bart I'm like cool I'm here but like you don't know how to ice skate what happened I don't like the ice skate I don't like you guys
5:54 didn't want Steve to go ice cream no it was okay ta was like pissed cuz we all went to go go to this like thing where there was like Christmas lights and ████ and then there was too many people on the I was actually out of town but it's fine and then there was too many people on the ice skating list and then Tao was ████ sad and I'm all like man shut up I'm sadder than your ████ ass and then he's all like can we go next time and then I was like yeah I'll take you next time so then we decided to go to that one spot and we finally went ice skating because I promised his ████ ass that's cool but it was actually just bar G taking him and inviting me yeah you're third whe in him big time and they're like oh my God he's coming it's fine what a family moment Joe can you take the photos please yeah I just wanted to see him fall that was my number one goal
6:44 I just want to see Tao fall so he can get back up he he didn't get a chance to say that part but that's what he meant what's something you're terrible at but wish you could do well Ryan AE is there anything you're bad at here's here's a no this's a realistic one like he sucking it's on the it's a realistic one I I want to whistle I can't whistle shut the ████ up can't whistle wet your lips no way are you serious that's not a good try this is my honest try like you're whistling no that's not whist done it in like eight years that's what good no I can't try the inhale version I'll be here all day you can't whistle loser as a kid all the way till now I always like even when I drive the whole time I'm just going
7:36 ████ like I'm just like in agony cuz can I tell something you probably just spent too much time on the keys and not on the ████ O's dude no I wish I could whistle I learned how to whistle like a year ago bro what what happened what happened I just kept I kept inhaling let's hear it I just keep sound like mine huh hey that's a real whistle take that back appointment with is the best you hear that that's my best right now so what you're saying is you're so good at everything that you just wish you could whistle better no I wanted to learn how to whistle yeah that's ████ hardcore I wanted to learn how to whistle since before I could do anything this guy's like oh no dude this is real one I I just wish I could tie my shoes what the heck so my grandpa so my grandpa my grandpa's such a troll he
8:28 taught his parakeet how to go to the cat that's TI that great that's cool so then that's the only reason I even know how to whistle is so that I could help reinforce the parakeet like thing so yeah wow see look that's really cool yeah that's because I suck at everything else yeah he's bad at it but like everything else to me is just a it's it's just a matter of time and effort and like dedication but I no matter what I do I can't whistle that's kind that kind of sucks maybe you got dry lips huh yeah got those dry have a condition dude we should talk to smack does he have dry lips you ever see those guys doing these knife tutorials and ████ and then like they do ████ I wish I was good at that a he sick you don't want to start night fighting CQC combat you could be good at that though right yeah he can't
9:19 do it he said no I spent a lot of time in karate but you don't suck at karate no you're you're brown belt level nah but then I don't get the brown belt it's not that you suck karate karate sucks karate does sucks karate does sucks karate sucks at you sucks at Jo's col so true sucks oh ████ so true I want to be like this in a night fight come on sucker that's cool you know how they used to always do that the bad guys suck be 80s bad guy all day I wonder why they did that like that's like the worst thing to do it's hard to track it's Dynamic on camera it's very visual it's hard to follow yeah it's not something anyone would really do yeah letting go of the weapon for a second at a time I don't have control over the weapon you could easily kick it out of my hand St zal the Split Second
10:10 you could ████ somebody up or you could just drop it the best hit is when they do that they do that they do that and then they grab it and they lick it the licking of the knife is another one very 80s very 80s sexual it's like hey I could do a lot to you if I want that never scared me no okay if you if you're were in an alley and a guy goes like this come on sucker like ████ Mister take my wallet you wait for that second where he throws it and you kick him in a nuts oh a long Blade's a Long Blade though you know that's that's that's a deterrent are we talking about something something that you suck at that you're good at you're terrible at it but you wish you could do yeah you have to already be bad at it you're terrible at it bad at it but you could do well or really well you wish you could do it well yeah yeah well there's a difference oh what's the difference to being good at something or being like really good at I mean it's
11:01 the same for me if I can't whistle I can't whistle and he can't probably talking to women there are things talking to women shut up he stutters a lot there's things that like yeah what are the things that you actually practice for quite some time and you still suck at oh like breaking oh really yeah like B Bo you don't practice break that much do you practice breaking oh ████ ho ████ no only when I started only when I yeah there's no way but if I could be really good right now that's why there's a difference being good at something versus being really good you got to be like that crying Asian boy that does all those crazy ass oh dude that kid is ████ bro that ████ is oh the little kid he's that's an alien dude that kid is INS well I also don't want to be crying while I'm doing something that I think
11:51 I'm really good at you know how many people sent that in was like this is Anthony this is Anthony crying while dancing yes that was like the most received every ████ white guy every white guy is like oh that looks like St like that's every white guy in the world in the world and they're all ████ I bet you it's the same ████ ass accounts but we love you sign up for our patreon yeah it's fine sign up for patreon please sign up for our patreon where you get the really good exclusive content get better stuff stuff that we figure out at the very end of the day cuz we're like you know it's so good what's the thing that you suck at that you want to be good at um okay my actual answer is I can't I can't crack s████████ dude you can't do it no I'm actually serious I can't crack the s████████ the s████████ are my daddy I can't figure it out they're my daddy I can't figure it out like the Doge and she the Sheba coins
12:41 the ████ all the ████ garbage coins Doge bon bon coins but is there somebody that can is there someone who's really people make money on all the time without Insider info I could I could understand why it feels like that like dedic what do you mean you can't crack the I can't crack the ████ coins B I ████ try I fail cuz imagine all the stream stories where it's like somebody's like yo I made like 2 million off of Sheba or something like this guy dedicates like I put in $80 and turn into 8,000 $800 million it's like I I can't crack it yeah yeah yeah I see I can't there's nothing I can do I don't know what we know someone that made 5 mil on sheep see who a friend of a friend well I don't know him and I don't I want to crack his brain I don't know and to me I just I can't crack it and yet because I do put so much time into it it's frustrating it's like why are you working so hard but it's fine cuz I work hard but I get mine but like I could get so much more if I could crack
13:32 this s███████ ████ but it's just so much unfortunately Insider ████ but you're good but you're good at what you do yeah but but and like maybe I'm being a hater when I say that too it's like oh that's just Insider ████ so I don't want to do that either be like cop out I don't want to be excuse maker like oh it's just Insider ████ oh yeah I don't I'm not in those groups I don't ████ know that's that I really don't I think it's um more like not pop culture but trends of like hype and has nothing to do with utility it definitely has nothing to do with utility but it doesn't matter because those people make like ████ 10,000% or some ████ right so it's like that would be fun maybe having a pulse on that but that's also like comparing yourself to like you worked hard and made millions of dollars and this person won the Power Ball I I would love to just completely agree with that but like it's a part of my game that I would love to be be better at but there are people that make
14:23 that understand it so that's where I think the cracking comes from and and and maybe it's just a thing of like like you know cuz I don't put that much into a lot of different coins I really believe in not diversifying I think that's for noobs as ████ but I I think that there's something to like taking an allotment and just putting into all these different ████ coins seeing what hits like power balls having a budget for ████ coins for scratchers right that's what BART did what well no Bart's really careful he's a careful boyart remember when you came by one time you're like Yo dude I just put like $1,000 to like 10 different like ████ coins or whatever oh yeah I'm trying to experiment how did that go uh I don't remember cuz I remember I ended up just like this is stupid I just consol I just Consolidated that's that's what I'm saying dude it probably would like ████ cuz like that's what I'm saying unless you're like in the early early early days it's really tough and lucky but how
15:14 would anyone know about GameStop but they say I'm lucky so it's it's tough yeah that's a good question but you are lucky I know I'm luck dude I'm lucky I can't get lucky every time but no you're exactly right that's that's another problem is like yeah the everyone says the GameStop thing was like a bunch of just stupid people who got together but like people made money on it yeah there's early adopters they were in the ████ Wall Street bets and then they were like oh I'm going jump on this exactly so it's like how do you be early I think that's the thing is how do you be early to it yeah I think you're probably right can I say for like the 12th time on this ████ Channel golf my God if I could just do you suck at golf though he has a good swing I feel like he don't suck anymore I think when you talk in the actual game of golf yeah definitely still no like anybody from proam would be like oh yeah he sucks I
16:04 get it why why would you want to be good at golf like what kind of satisfaction you get from that dude the satisfaction of doing good golf is one satisfying by itself second the satisfaction of like if I even was good enough to go like proam like winning even like ████ third place in a proam comp would be like more money than I've ever done and dance like two times my life over like that W maybe not two times but you know I'm saying it's just like the way that golf is the yeah has so much money in it let alone like business and like all the people who are like top execs and business people so like being able to network and do that would be so fun imagine being stuck on a course with another top business exec but you're smoking them so you're like hey I want your business and he's Petty cuz you smoked them so now he's going to destroy all your company I only hear great stories about that Happ there that is true there's not too many sports where
16:55 like being better like it earns the respect of really powerful people until ji- Jitsu comes around dude just wait it yeah wait till hito catches up but you're on the course for like 4 hours at a time so imagine that level of network I've only seen it happen in like wondrous ways and I'm like yo if I could just be good at golf opens a lot of doors huh it does really cuz it's only the ████ rich and wealthy and successful anyway that are playing those spaces and even if you're not rich and wealthy but you're like a scratch golfer or better you're going to get through those doors like that one drunk guy that's always colorful clothes John Dy he got in I love that guy he's like the crazy rock star of golf that would be my style I I agre I agree with that yeah but it's just so satisfying regardless like if you can ████ well cuz you put time into it I do that's what I'm saying
17:47 you actually try but it's like that's what's interesting I try but I'm still ████ you work too hard everybody's putting tons of time in a golf and most people suck like skaters like skaters you see in the street well that was me I worked so hard skating I could only Ollie I suck at all yeah yeah and then one time I I hit a rail and I was like that was so cool couldn't never kickflip could never do any of the tricks and I'm like damn I wish I was better at parkour you know being able to flip through the ████ City no not really no not really did you actually practice no I've never done anything parkour you got to practice I'm not I don't really have but if you don't practice you can't complain that's my model is golf one of those things where like you can actually get good in a short amount of time in adulthood short I don't know about short like I think it's relative it's like if
18:37 you ████ play s days a week maybe a short amount of time in a sense cuz some sports if your body didn't develop with it you're out like ballet for example right if you didn't start when you're five impossible to get to the a lot of dances are like that so I wonder if golf is golf something where like okay if you start in your adulthood that's it it's it's came on tiger started with his dad when he's like ████ 7 years old he started when he two and and he came on the scene when he's what 20 something so two dude he was ripping prams though but he was already a Phenom though cuz like he was doing TV shows as a child I fely during the documentary I think I think if there's like a a translation between your previous movement career so like for example like when I go see or play with other people sometimes they're always like giving me extra props because as a
19:27 beginner I'm terrible as a golfer but as a beginner it's like Yo dude like maybe it's because you're a dancer you understand certain things so so when a swing coach is telling me he's like you got to rock your momentum like this I'm like oh momentum cool or he's like when he's like right now your swing's like a V but we need to turn it to more of a u and I'm like oh ████ tutting yeah that makes sense to me you know what I mean so I'm like I understand how to do stuff with moving mechanics cuz it translates but I can imagine if you're an adult and you've never done movement me I'm my D it's like you're ████ you know skating with two left feet or whatever you know it's like it's hard I would just kill the guy next to me the dancer who said that and then there's one less person who says that and then I can feel more comfortable about my swing that's so funny oh my God but that's a really out of all the sports to get good at that makes the most sense I think too you could do it for to an old age yeah
20:18 that's the difference when you see old ████ still playing you're like okay I'm not I'm not trying to get into like ████ pro basketball right now I'm ████ 30 second and and it's a yeah injuries are low it's a great way to connect with your boys yeah off the bask I don't even care if I'm good at basketball I just want to down people are constantly going out there just like drinking smoking you know what I mean you're just with your homies Country Club Country Club life like it's sick Bannon [Laughter] juice
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