0:00 And it's all fake? >> It's all fake, yeah. It's AI AI UFO and AI weather disasters. >> weather? Like people are just like, "It's hot." >> No, what the ████ >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about a very strange story that came across the internet. It's kind of going viral right now. It's about a JP Morgan Chase senior executive. Her name is Lorna Hashemi. She's come under scrutiny. This is apparently her. >> Steve believes this is 100% real, by the way. >> I think this is >> That looks like an AI picture. >> No, no, no. This is 100% real. >> Okay. So, what's up with this girl? >> That's a sick banker's photo, though. Like >> She's on her desk, too, by the way. It's just like, "Hey, can we get it from bottom, like up at me, so we can show a little bit of hip?" >> Standing on her desk? >> That's the thing that's like the first giveaway that it's so ████ fake is that she's standing on a her desk and then the name plate, instead of like her
0:51 name, says boss lady. >> [laughter] >> No! >> So, check this out. Um this JP Morgan executive used abuse of power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee. >> I would love that. >> If she looked like that? >> Yeah. Uh this complaint was filed on Monday, April 27th, in New York County Supreme Court by by the victim. Uh and he has alleged that his superior, this chick, drugged him, subjected him to racially abusive remarks, and threatened to harm his career after he rejected her advances. >> Drugged him? >> Yeah. >> When was giving someone alcohol considered drugging? >> She's drugging him by She spiking his stuff with Viagra to make him have a hard dick, so she he has to ████ her. >> And she would say things to her to him like um birthday BJ for the brown boy, and
1:41 she would call him my little >> [laughter] >> She's forcibly making this guy like receive head, this this Indian guy. >> It's like Horrible Bosses. Do you guys remember Horrible Bosses? >> Is this a real story? >> I don't think so. >> is like a dream plot for every porno, every like 13-year-old's dream. >> And she looks like that. So, keep reading the story, but add a seductive tone to it. >> Birthday BJ from a little brown boy. >> Uh and she apparently she called him her her little brown boy a lot. Um yeah, she would drug him on multiple occasions with um like Viagra. >> Did an Indian kid like write up a fan fic ████ [laughter] And then he Is that what happened? >> 90 I'm pretty sure that's what happened. >> Yeah, because it's hard to believe that a Indian intern was getting want to they they want to ████ him.
2:32 >> What? >> Because whenever a hot teacher like ████ a student, it's always like a strong 6-ft black guy or something. >> kid. >> Yeah, like they don't usually go for the Indian boy. >> [laughter] >> You mean the little brown boy? >> That's lies, bro. >> Or it's like varsity white kids. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> This story's getting around because it's real or because it's fake? >> I think the people people don't know. It's like incendiary, you know? >> The The most entertaining parts are the quotes. There's a ton of them. >> She has one that says, "I will I ████ own you. I will make you pay. Do you think you're going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner? If you don't ████ my brains out tonight, I'm going to sabotage your promotion." That's a quote. >> And he goes, "Well, I No, I have to ████ her." >> It's just so unrealistic. It's like >> It's some >> [laughter] >> It's some porno ████ >> Yeah, it feels like it feels like uh like Reddit fantasy. It's like Reddit fantasy fic, yeah.
3:23 >> Imagine just an leaked porno script gets out there. Everybody just reads it [laughter] and thinks it's true. >> I mean, we're not better than that. >> Hey, if it's true, then like that's It's funnier for a different reason. >> Like my water heater broke. Well, I guess I got to ████ you now. >> [laughter] >> You got to ████ the super hot female plumber. >> Yeah. >> Oh, no, I can't pay rent. Is there something I could do? >> So, sure I guess her LinkedIn profile has now been deactivated if the story is real. That's part of the story. >> Was she a a employee? >> She graduated. >> There's no I don't know. >> She graduated from NYU and then she joined JP Morgan 2011. She later enhanced her credentials by completing a private equity and venture capital program at Harvard Harvard Business School. And she steadily climbed the corporate ladder. >> So she's a legit person. Holy ████ >> The dumb thing is that like when they posted that like as if she had posted that photo. It says first day at JP
4:15 Morgan. But it said 2011 on the record. So what the hell like >> And for Imagine first day you stand on your desk and take a picture. >> Yeah, right. >> And that don't look like 2011. >> [laughter] >> She also has on her LinkedIn profile that she's a 32 triple D. >> On her LinkedIn. Why? >> I don't know. Got deactivated. >> Do you think this got out of hand because like this Indian dude was talking to his friends and he goes, "Bro, like I'm No, she she wants to f███." And then they're like, "Yeah, right." He goes, "Trust me." And then he wrote this article on himself so that he could like brag. And it just got out of hand. >> That's pretty hilarious. Imagine a exec on their LinkedIn also 8-in ████ [laughter] >> If these are like real people and this was like a real case, then people were saying it's a power play by the dude to just collect money. >> Oh, like he's extorting her? >> Yeah. >> So they actually ████
5:06 >> I don't even know if they're real people. Like there's everyone's just like I can't find these existence or the Supreme Court docket number. Stuff like that. They're just like it's just a made-up thing. >> But it sounds real enough that it made the rounds. >> It sounds hilarious enough that people are like, "Did you see this ridiculous s███?" But I don't know if it's real. >> The thing that makes it more funny is sometimes not the story but that it inspires the internet to like make memes and ████ right? And so when funny memes happen, that's when the the momentum can really take off. Obviously the stupid ████ story, but just the fact that because chances are it's fake, just the fact that she happens to be attractive and then the things that we laugh at naturally like why of all the people she's going to force and then call him a little brown boy. It's like it's just so wild that the memes turn into hilarious ████ So then they'll grab like the Pepe frog dude or whatever, you know. What's
5:58 the What's that like frog meme? >> Pepe. >> Right right, but then they have like the shadows of tits on it and stuff like that and he's all scared. >> [laughter] >> Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Those memes are really funny, yeah. Those ones go viral. So then you're like, "What's the next comment?" And then yeah, it doesn't matter if it's true or not. It gave birth to like such a funny string of ████ yeah. >> It just makes me mad it never happened to me. >> [laughter] >> Right. >> That's why I think it's like all guys probably get it. Yeah, cuz you're like, "What?" You know how many ████ >> Yeah dude, that's >> [laughter] >> That's so classic, dude. >> That's so good. >> And it's like do you really believe that like You know how like when these things when these cases are real and it does come out and then there's so many receipts of like really obvious things that you could if you texted that to somebody, obviously they're going to ████ slam dunk you in court. But then
6:48 really the people dumb enough to really do those things are usually guys. >> Yeah. >> I just can't imagine women being that ████ dumb that they'll actually say something like, "My little brown boy." on a text that's not disappearing. Oh jeez. >> I didn't see that one before. >> [laughter] >> That guy looks sad, though. >> Yeah, he's like, "Ah man." It's going to be a tough day at work today, bro. But these AI These AI stories, I mean, this is just something we're going to have to get used to, I think. It's not going anywhere. >> It's good entertainment, though. >> Getting tons of clicks, exactly. >> You know what I will say? I will say that when it comes to the comment section for viral stuff, man, nobody's killing the ████ GIF meme game harder than Leo DiCaprio. >> Oh, yeah? Really? >> I just feel like his ████ GIFs work. The whistle point. >> Yeah, the >> You like when you catch something or even the or the Gatsby one with the
7:38 ████ >> Yeah, the car. >> Aw. Or definitely one of my favorites is anything that's guy related and then it goes into that montage of like all the Christopher Nolan moment or all the times where a guy's like >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [laughter] >> I should have do it. >> Yeah, just the just the acknowledgement. It's all epic. >> Michael Caine. >> [laughter] >> Those it's just it wins every time. One of the funny things that that I was telling you earlier about that that uh fake story is that uh >> It's my favorite. By far my favorite. The monster one? I love that one. >> Somebody had commented like this is how you know the story's fake because somewhere in the quotes of the things she said to him, one of them was did you play college basketball? >> [screaming] >> And then people are like, what ████ Indian do you ask that to? >> [laughter] >> LIKE SHE'S A JP Morgan exec asking a Indian
8:28 guy if he played college basketball? Like Indian people that get to that level of finance have that history? I don't I've never heard of that. Usually [laughter] Indian guys in finance don't look like Indian athletic guys. >> I love the fact that this guy who's the victim wrote this story about himself. >> Yeah, it's like his self fantasy. May I don't know, it'd be hilarious if this all came out and it was verbatim true in every way. It'd be hilarious. >> be really good. I hope it is. >> Yeah, it'd be so funny, dude. >> Damn, we're going to get played by millions of stories now. Everything nothing is going to be real. >> Dude, our parents think ████ like this is 100% real. >> Dude, boomers on Facebook that's so hopeless. You show them flight simulator and they're like, oh, how sad the plane crashed. >> Dude, boomers had to be sending me AI videos all the ████ time and she's like, look at these dogs and I'm like, that's AI, dude.
9:18 >> Yeah. >> [clears throat] [laughter] >> Dude, it's Thank god that it's it's rarely people that are in any place of power. >> Oh, dude. [laughter] >> Imagine. >> retirees, mostly. >> That's kind of why you know all this UFO stuff's kind of interesting right now because we all know there's there's going to be another shoe drop and where they just upload s████████ of AI UFO content, make us all think that something's going down, like some invasion thing. >> Well, if you've been on TikTok, that's one of the top trending content across the board. >> Just UFO sightings? >> UFO and weather, yeah. >> And it's all fake? >> fake, yeah. It's AI AI UFO and AI weather disasters. >> weather? Like people are just like, "It's >> No, what the ████ [laughter] No, they'll just be like, "Look outside. Look at all the stuff happening." And none of it's real. >> He just said weather disaster. >> a tornado and it's not even a uh
10:09 >> Or even that huge hail storm that happened, like that went hella viral cuz people's cars got ████ up in Texas. >> Oh, it's hot. >> [laughter] >> Don't be ████ using AI. >> Yeah, that's that's really like like you said, it's it's been happening and it's If there's even one real UFO footage in there, that guy's not getting the views. >> Well, and even then, like dude, the government can release UFO footage and people are hella skeptical now. >> That was a playbook to control the world. It was called Operation ████ not Stargate. Um >> [clears throat] >> Damn, I forgot the name, but they had a whole disclosure about it. >> Yeah. >> But it But we do got some ████ mega dumbasses that think everything's UFO, though. We got like the You know in Vegas, um when you look at the hill, there's this one solar uh it's like a some solar panels like on the side of
10:59 the mountain and it always it always reflects light and it looks like there's like a lit up thing in the mountain. Every So, everybody ████ I've only been here how ████ long and I've heard multiple times already what that is and there's people that grew up in ████ Vegas that are my age filming it going, "That's a UFO." >> [laughter] >> And I'm like, "Dude, dude, education system here really is bottom of the barrel, dude." >> Why would they put the that that structure by the highway to if it's so like top secret? >> Everybody all the comments are like, "Yeah, it is a UFO. I've seen it before." Because like if you're just there at the right time when the sun hitting it and you're like it's 6:00 p.m. >> Yeah. >> I'm like dude it's really like we got some dumbasses, bro. >> It's more fun being dumb, though. >> I want to hope that there's UFOs. >> I want to believe. I always have. >> [laughter] >> I know I'm hella biased on it. I want to. >> I want to hope that it's real.
11:49 >> [laughter]
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