0:00 you think there's not a Joe Rogan podcast coming out in the next 12 months where he's not like yeah Mammoth he's like yeah man this is good it's like people ████ this man it's good [Music] so how would you guys like to try some lab grown Mammoth meat oh meatball okay I'm intrigued how do they lab grow it I think that's my question meatballs whack I want the steak and a little bit of Tusk so we all know about the The Woolly Mammoth yeah which is extinct yeah for tens of thousands of years prehistoric elephant yes um some holes in the genetic sequence that they have recovered from live tissue that was preserved over time were was filled in using data from the mammoth closing uh closest living
0:51 relative the African element or elephant so they took African element jeans and just spliced them in with the woolly mammoth now we're just playing God you know they used to exist all over Northern California really that's why that area is called Mammoth because they found a lot of Mammoth bones oh is that one yeah Mammoth California what else Big Bear had big bears really oh holy ████ at the zoo they have them there and Tahoe has Chevy Tahoes yep a lot of people drive Chevy tires wait what does Downey have Downy well Mexicans love could say fabric softeners very good save what else you got what other questions you got Paramount the movie studio Paramount Pictures nice no what no what does Paramount mean like
1:42 big right I guess I like mammoths though because they're like furry elephants if you see all the cartoon drawings of them they look like a golden retriever ████ an elephant and they got the long first so cute like a golden dude golden retriever so the product yeah the mammoths have golden retriever first to further answer Bart's question the process starts with cells taken from a living animal those cells are immersed in nutrients and grown into meat inside of a Lab in this case the mammoth genes were inserted into a sheep cell whoa yeah and then the mammoth Gene is then over expressed so it'd be more prevalent in the final product than the sheet so it's still part sheet that's ████ that's a hybrid animal that's not real Mammoth hybrid but it's predominantly Mammoth predominant yeah that's a liger
2:35 let me show you the picture we've never seen a liger before look I don't want to be honest I've probably eaten a ████ ton of things that will be found by science in the future to have endorsed cancer or what they're all probably natural ████ nah I'm good dude who eats a ████ meatball you're talking about balloon earlier and ████ this doesn't have a face on it it's so big I don't want nuts no sheep ████ prehistoric elephant if the FDA approves it because I trust our government thank you I'll take a bite thank you I don't even think about them I don't even want to eat any cow lab grow meat yeah you wouldn't woolly mammoth just to say you ate woolly man no like your ancestors and ████ oh no no I would too I'll eat a booger before I eat that you probably already ate a Burger Joe probably nah I don't want to eat that that's weird that looks crazy thus far they claim no
3:27 one has tasted it yet but I don't ████ why do they want to make a meatball for why do they have all Cuts right yeah why do they cook it like that this is like spam you know what I mean like you just mix it and you turn it into a goop and you put into a shape that's easy you can't ████ turn that into actual meat from like the leg of The Woolly mammo it's not gonna make it like a chicken bone I don't want no Mammon spam dude yeah [Laughter] and that's what the m and spam stands for I'm down then yeah natural you all know Spanish has some natural a lot of natural ████ in it yeah I don't give a ████ what anybody says spam is Bomb I agree it's a bomb but it doesn't mean it's not squirrels and ████ nuts Muslims and Mammoth still eat it mix of chicken pork and chicken take me
4:19 to a Zippy's that doesn't have spam did you say chicken pork and chicken chicken finished yeah show me a hot dog that's just dog there's not one and it's all kinds of ████ yeah it's sludge have you seen how they make it yeah it's the same it's a leftover sludge I'll eat it and salt if it's from Costco I'll eat it it's like how our poop is frankly you eat a bunch of different stuff and it comes as one thing that's a hard to use there thank you yeah I did but I still love a hot dog to me it's like baloney it's the same thing but a different shape to me it's like anything come out of a can I enjoy it and I'm guilty as ████ about it I don't want anyone to catch me eating it yeah it's shameful yeah it's a little shameful look I'm just optimistic and I hope that they perfect and healthy you know do in the healthy way lab grown ████ because I do think that there's the
5:10 possibility if they do it right that there's a sustainability and a you know what I mean longevity to it you think there's not a Joe Rogan podcast coming out in the next 12 months where he's not like yeah Mammoth he's like yeah yeah man this is good it's like people ████ on man it's good you know what I'm saying I can already hear him saying it you don't see it you don't see a future where we're lab growing me and it's actually waterproof or it's genuinely and it's better than those ████ Boutique ranches that got ████ cows that are just roaming around no no no no that's good that's gonna be like first world first class Prestige ████ like if you can still access real meat but there might be a point where it's no longer yeah it's no longer ████ viable for us to constantly create ████ and breathe like ████ tons of cows that are destroying the ozone layer that are
6:00 feeding the 18 billion people that are on planet Earth you know what I'm saying they might sell that ████ Beyond me ████ now ████ you know what I think's gonna happen dump your share I think what we're gonna find out is that the cruelty is what made it taste so good yeah oh my God we already know that that's what go to the ████ dog ████ know in China because apparently according to these cats about cows the reason why they're so good is because they're taken care of and ████ drinking beer and ████ yeah get massage I want to go more natural I want keep giving me them jadori chickens and the curl butter whatever Pork yeah I want to get those what if that's what makes it good is that it's it's the grand duping it's like you you let them spend a whole life singing their baby and that Split Second of betrayal that's what the police so it hurts him more yeah versus if they grew
6:51 up in pain always yes and they only knew pain right I mean it's like a turtle in one of my Lakes every time I eat it's was it difficult getting the hooks out of the turtles yeah they died every time that's pretty rough you can't you can't save them at that point or like you try to pull it up but the eye comes with it oh we use big hooks why don't we use the big hooks damn dude dude if they could make the lab meat taste like the burger patties from McDonald's I'm upset with your privilege bar like the fact that you're you're just I just walked a poor yeah
7:41 they all already they have already shown there are people out there that will ████ take anything off the street yeah that what I'm talking about and we're offering them a lab girl don't eat me what I'm talking about is that they've already shown the health benefits of eating a full Orange versus drinking orange juice the more processed ████ is the worse it is for you so I'm like if you can't afford me don't eat me I'm going on the stipulation that when they perform what's the national part of stinky tofu ████ the sticky part is fermented so let's be good for your digestion sounds processing sounds first world over here I'm trying to go backwards dude me too yeah I want Natural Animal I want an apple off a tree I want to grab a chicken ████ go like this and ████ drink the blood of the chicken feathers and eat that you know the old world had apples on trees with worms in
8:32 them dude ████ that ████ how about would you trust eating a cloned cow no not even that too much science dad then we got too much science in our ████ blood man how could you say this ████ your wife has fake boobs she's gonna get them out shame on you oh she is what I got nothing damn this guy's good this guy's good this guy is a lawyer holy ████ impenetrable he's a natural boy this guy this is what I call good content I'm trying to go more natural I'm trying to stare at the sky instead of my phone these days too man you gotta get a horse because you're riding a truck that's not natural I know if you don't play with a horse to get a Yama you're a ████ Baker yeah yeah you're full of ████ dude you gotta ████ go drive a yak yeah
9:22 it could be a Chevy Yak I know dude try as much as I can dude what else what other natural things you want to try to do I've been walking a lot of ████ why don't get mad at me just walking he's walking and walking eating whole fruits whole fruits staring out the ████ sky with the sun you just turn up the sun stared at not the trees what about what about all your barbell protein stuff that's not I'm trying to move towards more Whole Foods natural gummy bears selling supplements I mean it's hard don't sell the supplement sell the cow maybe we've got some bar block cows maybe yo you guys want to buy a cow I've been watching videos on YouTube oh nobody said that it's a classic Barton show video dude this out dude you get a half a cow for like a ████ I have a cow well because a whole cow's a lot
10:12 true I mean how do you buy a half a cow no we'll get a cow back out front we'll get a whole cow right and then they'll hook it up for us they'll dress it they'll cut it up put it into little different packages and ████ and then if we pitch in dude that's a whole Year's worth of food just half a cows a whole year yeah for all of us yeah it's a ████ I'm down it's like 400 pounds dude dude let's get half a cow if you eat one pound a day that's 400 days but there's like a bunch of us and number one like who the ████ is going to freeze pack up hey dude ████ these guys dibs on carne asada yeah oh no no I want flap they do it for you yeah they do it for you and then for you and then who's taking the udder uh no I want to go lay dude I wanna I would love a filet filet mignon
11:02 let's let's seriously buy one though I mean my friend's dad they went hunting and they got a elk a big ass ████ elk they took it to the butcher down and the mountain butcher the whole thing uh vacuum sealed all of them labeled all the parts so you know if you're eating the filet or the backstrap or whatever the rib eye of the elk and it was delicious wow see I want to live like that see but so why don't you the time yeah I'm busy working and I need to know how to shoot a bow down first yeah you can't use your Glock 19. I would love to but you're ████ John Wicked I think I'm trying to be natural ████ as a man don't you feel weak because you can't hunt and bring food home no you're right the idea of bringing food home is
11:52 going to a grocery store buying five apples five apples yeah that feels kind of beta during covet though right during covet I did feel like the ultimate alpha male going you went to go Taco Bell I'm like I'm ████ providing dude oh you're really stay at home I'm gonna go out there I'm gonna risk it all I gotta go do what I gotta do where's the man yeah I felt that way and I'm like I had to wait in lines there's I don't wear my mask the whole time yep six feet I had to be respectful because real men gotta do the dangerous stuff that's right you know like grocery shopping grocery shopping is dangerous oh it's pretty dangerous we gotta go get our meat man I gotta get my frozen corn you don't know if you're gonna have to fight a Karen that day for the last carne asada you're asking over your nose yeah it's not over your ████ nose oh
12:42 ████ you got Karen attack you know exactly you're gonna deal with that trying to call the cops because your mask's so bad you know you don't know if an old Asian lady's gonna back into you in the parking lot of the market every day you risk your life that's legit now you're gonna call the cops and guess what are the cops gonna give you covered you don't know you don't know an uncertain time there's the cops gonna give the girlfriend [Music]
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