0:00 do you guys feel like you got your money's worth from your wife I do no I got my money's worth how' you get your money's worth I probably extracted everything I could from her so is she like a resource isn't she extracting a lot from you don't say it like that [Music] man live and breaking news sort of the most important news that JK has ever let you all know which is why we had to get all three host on the same time on the same side and we definitely needed we definitely needed two door the explorers to also join us reporting live from everywhere two buff Doras hello this is be a big story one of them so buff they're both buff it's buff and buffer all
0:50 right it's buff and enough shut up I could live more than you I said he's enough that was sick that was sick verbally defending himself like this is really funny all right so the most important news that we need to toras Ariana Grande is to pay her ex husband $1.25 million in spousal support as she reportedly moves on with her new boyfriend as she should oh yeah yeah it's time it's like finally guys could win two a year is it 1.2 a year 1.2 SP that's like alimon just one time they're also going to sell their house apparently and then he gets half of that oh Dam isn't he a real estate guy I don't know is which dude is this again what's his name uh the dude she's
1:40 leaving yeah the dude she's leaving uh I don't know but she he's she's going now to move on with after Ethan Slater oh um the dude that she left I feel like he was a right he's a broker yeah yeah Dalton Gomez Y what is he he's a like a Home Broker or something a real estate broker the couple had signed prup and there were no legal disputes to deal with over the past 6 months Grand and Gomez filed their settlement agreement with the court in October but it didn't go into effect until this past week under the agreement Grande will make a one-time payment of $1.25 million to a real estate broker x with no future alimony give him half the proceeds of the sale of their Los Angeles home and she will pay up to $225,000 towards his attorney's fees so he gets to ████ Ariana Grande for like a year and a half then he gets $1.25 million and then he pays all of his
2:30 attorne he just keeps winning what a ████ guy just dubs and dubs and dub just racking can't stop do you think she feels that amount probably not question like in the scale of her income does she feel that isn't she way more Rich than that yeah that's why I'm like do you think do you think it even like crosses her mind right is that just like that's like a couple of months for her or less in the prenup um can you dictate like percentages or you can right whoa they're not married not that I know let us know I just Google stuff but they're not married PR up facts they're boyfriend girlfriend right no no Nob ex-husband dton Gomez is ex-husband from back in the day right okay she's been she's kind of a woman about town as they say oh I should say that over here woman about she's a little bit of a thank you next yeah she with the SpongeBob guy right there was controversy with that yeah yeah the SpongeBob who I think he left his wife
3:21 and children as well to be with her all his wife was pregnant my wife reminds me every day about that she makes you feel bad about that no she tells me she's like you know Ariana Grande got together with the SpongeBob guy and SpongeBob guy left his wife and his kid when you say SpongeBob guy is it the guy who who voiced SpongeBob he plays SpongeBob I just don't know what he's a voiceover actor and he got with Ariana Grande something like that that usually doesn't wait do SpongeBob voice to this I just picture SpongeBob and her together cuz she was wasn't she a Nickelodeon kid look at look at this guy oh who look at this guy oh oh duh yeah I totally forgot about him yeah he was everywhere Ethan Slater mhm does she have a type like all the dudes are similar or not not really no they're all like yeah cuz she was with Pete Davidson yeah Pete Davids but everyone was ma Miller yeah I mean they're definitely
4:11 all people of like high regard yeah but a real estate broker even Colleen who's a JK a JK alumnus she says she probably ████ Pete Davidson one day she loves Pete DAV she's a big Pete Davidson kind of G she was like it's the only white guy that I would have sex with she's like this's just an Allure do do we not understand the appeal of Pete D the rebound boy ever Bart if you were left alone in a room with Pete Davidson you'd probably start sucking his di you love him what's so hot about him he makes you feel like you're the only person in the world alive the way your wig shakes bounces when you're passionate out do you know what's attractive about him Ryan that what chicks like about him do you could you explain it uh yeah I think I think so so what what is it about him that chicks like I think he's just like a alternative look he's like CU after Machine Gun Kelly kind of like took the
5:02 reins AKA Fox the hot ████ it's like that became like the AL look became like the new like that's more interesting to date I think I think he's just a more interesting person like a different more exciting flavor especially I think if you're at that level everybody's ████ hot that's trying to get at you it's like when someone's different and funny I think is kind of the number one thing I think he's a project and all girls that got broken up with now they want to date someone down to lift them up cuz they feel higher what does buff Joe think they both I think I concur with my former self do you think that Ariana Grande is hot yeah she's hot would you have sex with Ariana Grande and marry her marry her no why not marriage is no no you you Mar a hole oh
5:56 you seem to have strong thoughts about this please explain he doesn't marry no no no how come why marriage is cuz Dora the Explorer only explores yeah very game you know she married to the map game me off he got he got like such a forehead it's like a five head right now so it's different where the bangs I don't know what happened they're sliding off yeah dude first they were like little mini little mini ones but so you're not a settled down type no oh uh were you hurt in the past and that's why you built all these muscles around your heart oh ████ this story tell us tell us what's going on the the muscles create layers open up to his Jason protect him to protect the heart from the damage and the world so you can't penetrate through this
6:46 chest so what happened was I was with this Corvette for a long time and I got in an accident it was a total loss and it broke my heart determined at that point I'm never going to get married what year Corvette what year it was 2015 Z6 yeah it was a was was a test biggy a Corvette Z06 okay I can see that being2 you like the new ones they look like they look like Italian super cars yeah yes because they're cheaper than that I like that great cars that's cool even look at you when you're talking now I'm pretty excited for Ariana Grande to be featured in Wicked the new movie are you really excited about that I'm a little bit why cuz she's kind of fine she sings really well who's she playing she's playing uh a Mexican girl galinda the white girl a Mexican imagine he says
7:38 she's playing mexic like that's it her credit is this the first time where like the chick gives dudes uh the some divorce money Kelly Clarkson Kelly Clarkson had to pay out her dude a lot oh really oh how much we talking how much we talking what about Britney Spears oh that too y spear K fed right didn't he she never has to work again in his life Ked came up about that he came out solid on that deal you don't think these guys are also getting their hearts broken and it's not worth the money no guys are sh I'm on the wrong career path I don't understand why people get paid out when there's no kids involved cuz it's California K did have kids involved oh just in general oh well cuz it's California so it says that Kelly Clarkson has to pay her ex-husband
8:28 195,000 a month in spousal support that's ████ sick that is how do you even justify you don't need to that's ████ sick that's my question is like what in the conversation of the Court like what are they talking about a lot of money and like emotional feish like if I'm this real estate broker what do I have to say to the court so I can get 1.2 mil on top of the house you're like what do I have to tell the ████ Court what if he who put the down payment down it's yeah I need to Dodge Viper every month sry I get choked up I just need vipers I need vipers I need 12 vipers wait is are any of you guys above receiving alimony or like will you not accept it even if it's due to you oh I'll take the check dude you're cutting a free check when it depend on like the the reason you know what I mean let's
9:19 say you had a mutual separation right but the judge still says oh well because of the discrepancy in finance then you you're awarded so much money cuz a lot of time guys say no they go like I if I were if I was by her side cooking her dinner while she was working her ass off you better damn be ████ sure I'm getting payment for that emotional support I take an accidental Oopsy Daisy check from the Salvation Army and I cash it same 30 minutes cuz you banged your hand on the bucket when you were donating coins whatever it was a mistake oh they accidentally paid me out oh cashing it yeah ████ 5 minutes from my bank I'll catch it right away class action lawsuit from Toyota $654 cashing it for a ████ up break every time that had a 0.45% chance of actually failing what about you if D had to pay you money
10:10 would you be like it's okay I'm good I think um on the outside I'd be like yeah B like I don't need this I'd be very proud but somehow be like hey is there a way I can still get that money man like I'll think about it I'll come back in the next day and be like hey you know I was can I publicly decline but privately AC way I can still accept it so you know I get both just like a lot of winners show up in a costume like that my DB ass will probably say no though do you guys feel like you got your money's worth from your wife I do N I got my money's worth how'd you get your money's worth I probably extracted everything I could from her so she like a resource if she tries she makes it isn't she extracting a lot from you don't say it like that man let's ████ go let's ████ go she depletes my reservoir of patience it's very masculine
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