0:00 we're trying to do thing we trying to be like the what we're trying to be like sign get people's entrances to set or married with Children like a portal yeah he got his look looks [Music] great I think we would call it the the the okay good we'll really get the SEO yeah that'll help there more there potato balls you want potatoes balls what you say like that I don't know I wanted a too oh clean said she's parking parking do you know that we even framed up correctly yeah I kind of did that yeah he already framed you yeah but like Kleen wasn't sitting here he's he's doing predictive framing it's a
0:50 Hollywood thing oh he's a Hollywood guy I told Colleen come in she said no she like you're up to something hey I want a potato ball hey thank you for honestly every time I come out the bathroom I I open the door and I I stand back and I look before I walk out walk a really smart I'm always like I kick it open like I clear my corner CQB you know humaniz barricade y got be very suspicious don't be suspicious be suspicious we're trying a new thing we're trying we're trying to do try to like we're trying to be like sign get people's entrances to set or married with Children like a portal yeah he got us P look looks great portal portal hey your hair looks
1:40 really good thanks yes I said that earlier but I think it's potato and potato it's potato and chicken oh chicken your hair looks all right see that that's how you do it that's how you do it you got a it's like instantly attracted to him I think I'm going to love for Steve now I thought you I thought you retired all your pick artist skills I I can't get it out of my system you know honestly we should break down the book and we should like learn it we should break down no joke I have a friend way late in life who took try it now who took those courses look like a fat pickup artist courses I did you no you're nauy like you did are you the friend no my friend MO mitsukawa he said he went on a deep dive because it first started off
2:31 as just dabbling into the self-help ████ yeah it always does just normal like motivational ████ then you're selling used cars and ████ after selfhelp can make some of the most annoying humans on the earth yeah cuz all of a sudden they're trying to self-help you and that's like ████ just keep it to yourself that's your ████ entire personality you didn't even read through the whole book yet that's what I do wait so did it work for him the pickup artist stuff this will help no it didn't ████ work you didn't see any improve he has enough self-awareness to know that he's deep into something and laugh at himself oh and then just like tell me the story about how funny the experience was cuz he goes like it's not so much the guy like sometimes the guys that are teaching it he's like he was like saying how like they're not that extreme but Their audience is ████ crazy so like
3:23 he'll go to these things in seminars or whatever and the guy is just trying to get you to have it it's not like those ████ up ones where it's like just as many ████ as you want but it's like normal ████ how to talk to women how to have a relationship so it's like normal ████ like that like it's not like those crazy I don't like that ████ boring you like the hardcore ones right I want the one where the guys like ignore the ████ out of her dude like like a clown today how to secretly brush her tit when talking to her oh my God that guy is the best dude that guy's ████ crazy the one we did here cuckoo dude cucko bananas I wonder how his Channel's doing that's the thing K yeah he's like hey touch her boob real quick how to secretly like brush her boob while speaking yeah he's like you don't do it obvious you I would start doing that to him he'll think he's killing it I know that's the problem think he's killing it I mean he's going to think he's killing it regardless yeah that's true that is
4:13 true you don't you don't know anybody who has tried to do pickup artist help and actually like came out okay you know what's funny Gilbert always talks about this Gilbert he takes those classes he like got really into it like at a certain point his I could see that God damn it you exposed my friend he got into it he talks about this he talks about the anything when you can talk about gobert and he's not around to to say his sign is so funny but the thing is like he's talked about this so much where it's like this was like a a pivotal phase in his life and he was like you know hauling around these chicks all the time and then I think the one chick that wasn't like down for his nonsense is his wife now like he married her that's what always happens that is exactly what happens yeah yeah it's true I happened to Michael J fox on back to or I think it's somewhere around the Back to Future era he met his wife cuz she's like you have ████ terrible breath and he's like okay who is this ████ I need to talk he
5:04 got neged yeah he got he got and then he's like I'm in love with this person and she took a pickup artist course for women that's how she got she neged him test their alpha male can you pass me the tapao I need it thanks I knew a dude who was a teacher for um pickup artist stuff but it wasn't what you think he did his thing was um he was a dance teacher but he would teach like social dance as a pickup yeah so like more the normal ████ yeah it's like I want the hardcore ████ it's like when you go to the club how to like dance with someone to like make them to make them comfortable and it's so that it's not about you worry about your stuff it's like how to how to present the lady during social dance you got you got to do the fishing R you got to do this move I don't I don't remember you got dude so many times I was on a dance
5:54 floor and like some chick was dancing with me and I didn't do anything about it like like how would they oh I know I was dancing with her and like I would dance with her for like 45 minutes or something and then I never even asked her her name and like never followed up never run off the dance I would just like let her go into the night that was like old school club days W that would always happen but I didn't know how to do that you know I didn't know that okay I should follow up now I didn't know he was like great dance the other day I had an awesome dance well back to our lives yeah exactly it depends what kind of move she doing you know is she is she just walking up to you and and she just like is she thrown in a circle or is she turning around it's not true I've had multiple scenarios where it could be vast variables of dancing and you just never hear from them that was just like the time you would just dance and then
6:44 just peace out the guy out of all those times you would dance with random dudes they would never try to follow up and be like yo let me get your number no like maybe two maybe two she dance with Steve's and what would you tell them you'd be like nah I'm good no I'd give him my number it's tight yeah yeah if you're dancing I know but if you dance with it for like 45 minutes it couldn't be layered on any thicker it's just I'm ████ thick up here that is very long yeah that's that's that's 45 minutes like that's probably two and a half DJs so many songs that's half a movie that's half a movie I also think it's crazy to just stand there and do nothing I just didn't understand to follow up I I can't imagine you dancing for that long I can dance he does It For the Love of the Game he doesn't do it for the ████ you he doesn't or he's trying to figure out low he's like throwing back the fish after catching like a man he does it for he goes to
7:35 clubs just to dance just to dance he's not there to flirt hey at least you're not the guy in the corner no I'm not the guy in the cor the the guy in the corner the guy in the corner is weird yeah yeah the guy in the corner is like I will shoot everybody they're all bunch of Sinners yeah god dude there's another weird layer to that there's guys that go to the club just to fight so I'm like why would you pay an entry fee get get all dressed up they called the peacemakers get all dressed up do your hair so you could fight other men that's like the most gayest ████ ever that's active they're just active tell them what that means like deep deep inside like before the parties This Is How They this is how their mentality is they're just going to be like yo you got my B I got your back all ████ goes down ████ goes down that's already in their head now yeah they start the night off like that so yeah they literally start the
8:25 night off like that he's like Yoo it's like the lobby of a Counterstrike and that's what you guys are they're storming Normy sells up like this are we rushing b or we rushing a who do I got they're going to ask them who do I got behind me I got Nick behind me I got Joel behind me I got J behind me I got changalang and then next thing you know each one of them he's hardore the one homie is going to be like yo these he can bang he can bang he can bang and then with that mentality you go in and then you order a ████ tequila tequila goes down your throat and next thing you know you're you're like oh yeah I'm ████ like I'm ████ you know I'm feeling they get tooed up this guy comes up to me and goes yeah and he doesn't even say sorry so immediately whatever they had in mind yeah whatever they had
9:16 in mind activates activates so homie you're not going to ████ apologize yo Chang Jo Jing Jing it's showtime then it's already so they don't go to the club looking for men just let men distract them and then before you know it Chang Lang no Chang next thing you know it's like and it's on Koo and 2 news or NBC or something K four ████ idiots four idiots went down to the club Chinatown next thing you know one got shot and then one interviews one guy and goes what happened he's I don't know he should have bump me huh and that's it in jail he's out there he's talking about he's taking interviews he didn't get arrested you never know they don't
10:06 know what happened hey it's bass Catch and Release oh yeah catch and release on the spot Catch and Release but yeah that's literally how the people go in there yeah those people are scary man yeah cuz you can see what you can see who they are before they do anything they look so volatile not a lot of great things have happened after someone's like they but they disrespected me yeah you don't understand what you what do you hear this part of the story you'll understand they disrespected me he stepped on my shoe and he just kept walking yeah please hold your applause exactly exactly like everyone's going to go oh I get it that's ████ up but it's crazy there's whole like Circles of friends that are on the same page by that right isn't that the dumbest thing dumb people they will roll out and like kill for you because you were disrespected that's the craziest part oh
10:56 yeah I used to be that stupid if I see my friend swinging I'm jumping in I don't even know the reason why that's me too that's me too if I see they're swinging oh who we fighting all right all women and like they disrespected me they brought dishonor to my family I'm not even asking dude we're not even gay cuz I only fight women I don't go to the club to look for men you don't nope I only fight women I thought you go to the club to make friends but if you fight woman you got to make sure you look like you look gay the whole time fighting her cuz you cannot go like know what I'm saying they're what's this alpha male doing you got to go like this the whole time then they're be like oh it's a gay dude hit him with a purse yeah anything just just look you know it's not very effective no doesn't help I think it's still salt or something I think so or battery whatever one of
11:46 those are but s it's gay battery yeah gay battery what what do you think happened to that girl you were dancing with for 45 minutes whatever became of her she's probably very happy right now very very thoroughly happy so so what do you say then once it's once you're like done dancing and you want to keep in touch what's your what's your thing that you would say what should he have done help me subie you're supposed to Bow and like Kiss the hand and say thank you so much bow bow like this SI yeah like this not like this we watch the same kids movies yeah yeah or you take her hand you kiss her on the ring like Casper yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's exactly what I visualized yeah yeah while the twins is playing but she can't hear you say Thank you so you have to like scream in her ear a few times oh yeah that's right is it an Asian chick
12:37 though if you're going to Bow yes let's say it is and if it's not you don't do this that's racist let's say it's an Asian chick yeah that's racist Steve bowing to an Asian chick I got Steve bowing a lot though bowing a lot 52 Asian chick he just dance with and he doesn't want to walk away he wants to like dance talk to her again what should he say he does one of these my favorite movies The Last Samurai oh you know what you should say after the dance say can I buy your drink that' be a nice one actually I think so I think get you some that Rice what's it called rice wine sake right no likeo some sake for this lady some Yu can I get you a drink tow yeah and then right there and then you say would you like a height oh wow a hey isn't that that Korean beer yeah it's a beer well that's what I'm saying what kind of Asian you know what I mean could
13:27 be Cambodian if it's Cambodian Vietnamese if it's Vietnamese it's hinin a Mong girl Mong girl I don't know what that one what the ████ what do you mean why you I know what the Mong Traditions are Traditions them American it's America just get her Bud yeah get her bu life no dude you kidnap them it's the cheapest one yeah that's exactly yeah do you think M people need a special circumstance no I just don't know what I've never run into an issue like that I don't know that's what I say I say how do they get 10 calories in this one K and then when I look up they're gone well see you oh wait peace that fast that fast completely guard yeah dancing with someone from 45 that's such a funny thing I remember very specifically dancing with this chick for 45 minutes and then that's a whole album and then
14:18 like we left the place yeah yeah and I yeah nothing you didn't even think about her I think about it when I think of my most embarrassing failures yeah when I'm like oh that chick was definitely into me and I did nothing about it like that did you go on Craigslist and write the missed encounters no I I did do that before though I did do that like mounters yeah connections I did that remember those yeah remember you talked about yeah one time I was at a bar and I yeah swear to God this is true it's not many cool things have happened to me but this is pretty cool so like I'm sitting there and I see this girl she catches my eye and I'm talking to my buddy and then I see this girl she catches my eye again I was like oh and I was like Hey boom like to the empty chair next to me and she got up and sat down next to me and then I didn't know what the hell to do then you pull up the can you're like
15:09 10 calories huh yeah wow how do they get 10 calories in this can that's the opener Steve's like I can't believe you're actually sitting here it worked it worked the fact that it worked I was like well maybe if you said that that would have been funny like I can't believe that worked you start with that I definitely say it to myself and my buddy was like yo that ████ worked P be like usually it only works on dogs but do she get up very like robotic and you're like she had Sparks coming out of her she sat down she said hi my name's Rocky I was like that's kind of a sick name for chick that means she has a tight dad probably Rocky yeah did she say it in a deep voice yeah and she's actually big Adam apple had a huge that's a sign and huge shoulders how do they get how do they only get 10 calories this thing how do they get 10 calories in this C brother
15:59 that's what she said she kept calling me brother what's up brother yeah and then you just this was another no she said like hi I'm Rocky or whatever we had like small talkie thing and then I think she just realized that I wasn't going to ask for her number or anything and she's like okay well I got to go yeah and I just didn't have any game didn't know what to do it's crazy to be so like aggressive at first and then immediately flip it okay it's okay you know the equivalent of like guys that are like oh when we meet up I'm going to ████ you and then it's like sit on the couch like this yeah yeah and then they can't even put their arm around you on the couch it's just is it okay if I hug you can I hug you like you better be ready for adal girl you want Apple be apple be that's the best that like be a SAT Saturn's rings I was too new to the whole thing yeah it is hard you you
16:50 get you stump yourself sometimes when you have too strong of a start yeah I think back in the day yeah cuz you're just like trying to be a a character and then you're like I don't have any more lines that's why we all got to take the courses dude I think we should find a like one of The Crazy Ones and take the and try to do it I think we should do it I want to have one of them on JK I want to be sitting next to one of those guys and have his feathers in my ████ face we should just play straight too just ask him like for real help and stuff like don't even make fun yeah 100% what's the what's the second phase colen after you after this works after come here yeah and then you need a strong opener what's the next thing he could have done that was a strong opener now I got nothing how many calories that was the incentive and then the opener needed to be something I think I just said you should have just done this as soon as
17:40 she sat down you turn around and start talking to the person next to you well that's mean that seems mean I can't see I can't do that I can't actually that's a cheap shot Colleen yeah I can't do that that's so me if I did that to you you be like but then you you quickly turn back around I'm just kidding and then uh and then you said something and then the ball's in her Court yeah yeah yeah yeah wow so I went on that misconnections thing and I was like hey is there a ████ named Rocky out there basically I was like I met this chick named Rocky at the ████ club or whatever that this one we talked about calories yeah got a cool dad yeah got nothing back obviously couple got a couple dickpics that was cool oh you actually got dickpics do people actually find people on that I don't think so I don't think they what are the chances you know odds that somebody's out there doing the same thing that seems pretty you you'd have to fall in love or fall Love From Afar with somebody who was also an active Craigslist user I well I
18:32 think in the 20's in the 20's everyone was on CRA whereas now it's not the case I remember reading that ████ when I was like 19 or whatever and I would imagine these scenarios where people actually do find each other and it was so so awesome and romantic yeah I'd be like reading it and I'm like oh you were at the swap meet and a redhead like passed by you and then I think someone dm'd them afterwards and they're like that was me and then they fall in love I just feel like there are a lot of fake stories well a lot of the time they they don't when you read those even now it looks very one-sided it's like a stalker yeah hoping yeah it's a creep it's a guy fanatiz what he just or it's like someone who like kind of read the read the room wrong you know it was like I caught your eye at the checkout you looked at me and it's like maybe that was just normal maybe she just looked at
19:22 you but I catch eyes with people all the time middle-aged men mostly so it's not like they're trying to date me they're biting their chewing their lip yeah they're trying to pay for my groceries all of a sudden it's crazy I've had some accidental gay connections weird thatd accidental gay yeah accidental gay connection wa you don't you don't buy people random strangers like groceries I can't afford that hell had a neighbor do that to me one time that's the it was weird he thought you had like a thing yeah except he did this like come to my house no I'm just kidding you're like wait what gives you directions and he's like and then he's going down the hallway he's going down the hallway he's like come on keep coming number over here bedroom how did that go did it end up anything no he he was a neighbor and uh he we would just run into each other because we lived in the same yeah place and so you thought he was just saying hi
20:13 but he was saying hi yeah yeah except he did kind of say like that which was kind of weird but he said that like after he had already got my number cuz ████ was going down in my building and we're like well let's just exchange oh is that when all the out of emergency that was like a really good like good play good play good play good play and then just randomly yeah she it's the dude that like sent me the money I remember the dude yeah yeah he was like baby girl take care of yourself or some ████ yeah baby girl take care of yourself I don't know if he said that but it was that gesture along the lines of that and he just sent me some money and I was just like how much was it I think it was like 150 bucks there's like a there's like a dating pool style where they're just like sending you money to do your nails you got to take care of me and ████ yeah I've seen girls no I I sent it back really did you say do your
21:03 nails yeah yeah exactly okay baby boy take care of yourself what what did he want he was just trying to that was like his in no I know what he wanted but what did he think was going to happen no we don't know what he wants we don't know what he wants I don't think anybody's sending women money that's even better though he's just being nice what if he was just being nice yeah ████ right subie you don't even believe that [Laughter] you don't even ████ believe that man all right I'm just saying did he say anything specifically about the 150 nothing it was just like randomly F day it wasn't like this 150 redeemable for prizes at this place for one free back massage yeah yeah it was just weird what a great guy what a great dude you I would have said something like bet the Knicks
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