0:00 [Music] welcome back to a very uh nice tidy and neat episode of careful boys nice tidy neat we have nice tidy and neat Joe jitsukawa with us wow who's this guy hey thank you thank you thank you this guy give me good haircut very good how does how does it feel man it feels like I lost weight I can't believe I'm looking at you dude it dude it feels feels like I just can move look at yourself on that monitor now like look at you dude I I feel like it's 2016 again dude this is a trip you look younger you look younger you look a lot younger yeah dude you look like you
0:50 care more too [Laughter] mhm dude they're going to next time you're at in Hawaii and you're at people are going to be like look at this Outsider or what if like now all the staff is the boss is here oh I look like a boss yeah yeah yeah yeah and oh we can't be ████ around people might ████ around yeah don't ████ around hey he just looks legit I feel relaxed yeah I don't know I think the hair was like it does back here it feels heavy and so I always tied it up I didn't know what the hell to do with it oh yeah and then I mean like you had long hair right but you always styled it and you had like yeah not nothing like that I mean your hair was cuz you grew it from all sides right all freaking sides yeah and I've only had one haircut since the
1:42 pandemic and Hannah just trimmed it yeah damn you saved a lot of money a lot of money 2019 you growing no 2020 2020 2020 you were growing it out almost four years wow dude that's four years of hair that we chopped off yeah but it got me it took less than two years to get that level oh so you you can kind of maintain that for the past two well yeah I got trimmed off oh I I actually trimmed it off twice that's why yeah oh okay I see I see so every year yeah just to trim the ends um just like a big chunk like that cuz it it was split ends and whatever but Hannah just chopped it both times can we is she available can we FaceTime her and just like put the camera on you like oh she I I sent her pictures oh she says call her and FaceTime and I'll have the camera I want to hear her reaction she goes you look
2:34 handsome I knew youy I knew it ask say I'm FaceTiming her right now I knew she going to be so horny oh I'm so horny horny they don't say that I don't know where she is right now so only right now dick so only hor oh my God Jo I'm so only I show you answer right I don't know does she she she'll pick up she'll pick up I think she's masturbating to my picture that's what I was thinking oh yeah yeah tell her tell her I'll give you the free show come on pick up oh she's masturbating to my photos right now when you get married some give her some space yeah that's what she said when you texted her a photo huh what did she say she goes you look handsome baby your face look slamer
3:27 SL I was telling her too with long hair I I think it works really good with skinny guys with high cheekbones MH oh yeah guys that yeah that are really skinny yeah like it looks so good because it gives you this round fullness to your head that's true but then I actually got like a hamster face so I got the chubby cheeks and I think I need something slim to like make it more oval yeah I think I have the same face shape so I like to cut it baby fat yeah yeah but it I think the biggest feeling is just it just feels so freeing so what was your thought process when cutting it what did you think you were just kind of winging it with what we did to ruin it oh no I just see where the mess ups were and I was just like all right I know where to start that's it what was the biggest challenge the high oh the the the fade
4:18 of how different level each side of the head was that was B's fault cuz you didn't ████ block him by putting a three on there blaming me and it's incorrect I thought it was woek that went that high no that was Bart oh that was Bart no this side was great and then he went extra high on the other side so I was like okay well I just got I think I also went high on one side the left side wasn't High because I did that one mhm but why is high a problem I always went high when I went to get a haircut I I like high more play we we could do more play I could do more strategic moves looks good though it does look really really good yo you're a master BL is nice a good it's a good place and it goes nice that out of everybody should see the before and after and then you know if you got ████ up hair or if you just want to get a good haircut you got to go to this guy right here out of everybody that mess with his hair who who messed it up the
5:10 most out of all of us like one of those Korean guys which one of us when you were watching you were like ah God damn it well the first one got me which was the bangs I was like holy cow that's fugly if they kept it long what would you have done cuz some people whoever cut the first bangs I thought this side was way shorter I was like oh ████ cuz that really limits what you could do I mean that that that didn't bother me cuz I was like oh I fixed these before but it was just like the bang I was just like all right now we're not but then it became it looked like a peasant fade I was like holy cow this looks like like the old Korean movies where they're TR begging for potatoes you know what I mean at the war scene let frier Joe we just if anything we need to curl the bottom of the hair inwards you know what I mean we should have done it in stages of like all right it has to be like shoulder length hair and then you ████ around with that dude that it was just
6:02 like whatever just like whatever I got to deal with I got to I got to do my best to make it look good we still missed the long F home opportunity oh the pigtail shaving the front half like that would have looked so good on you specifically yeah when was the last time that you had a totally different haircut Bart's had the same hair since the beginning of time his face he count he came out of his mom like that he's like what are you talking about cuz now that I think about it I don't think I've ever seen you with something like wildly different than I don't think I have either that's why you know when we did that uh uh video of like young us and forward it's literally Bart with the same haircut oh you ever you ever had a shaved head there oh okay yeah that's the that's the last time but he was forced to by the military or or it'll be like it'll be just longer so it'll be
6:52 like the combover is longer will be in my face but it's like generally the same thing it's generally the same thing that's either longer or shorter oh okay yeah I was going to do something crazy I think maybe like 3 years ago I was like oh maybe I should bleach everything it' be cool and then um and then I think H imagining it satisfied it so I was like okay just go back to regular you bleach like super blonde yeah blonde everything or silver like Platinum no like like like blond look like a surfer yeah I was like okay I'll do that but then just even thinking about it satisfied it and I was like all right let's go back to wherever normal 3 million Subs we all bleach our hair d that'd be cool I'd rather do that I'm down I'd rather do that than get a tattoo that's better by the time we're 60 you might look pretty good with really short bleached hair yeah how short than this Jun bro Jun I think I
7:44 can pull out Jun it's a Jun basically I used to have my hair like I used to have my hair like Bart and kind of like yours for a little bit I remember that but then it just I just got sick and tired of jelling my hair every morning and then your boy would get mad cow licks crazy cows what's that where you sleep on your head and just just the spiral right here gets all ████ up spiral and I'm like dude this looks like ████ so I started shaving my head and you like it and I like it and Tiff says she likes my hair like this too so I'm like all right how come you don't just go straight the same all around you like a little bit of hair up here I like getting a fade and I like I like my I like my Barbers a lot so I like going over there I just feel better after I get a haircut you know there's nothing there getting that feeling oh dude when when subin was hitting my sides and fading it I was like oh I miss this feeling so much that's how I get my haircut yeah if Bart had let's say Bart came to you subin and
8:34 he was like I wanted just a different haircut but so it's like he's going to grow it out and give you something to work with what style would he be able to pull off you well because now he's doing more Jiu-Jitsu I'll probably give him a nice Australian mullet what's a Australian mullet oh you know where you just super nice fade down to the side and just like just a little bit right here like a theovon the Von VI but shorter and nicer mullets are in dude every like a Uso mullet yeah like a Sol oh what's a Uso you know those Simone dudes or the or the New Zealand guys that they just they always leave like a little bit in the back and then they they shave I thought about that too actually and I thought about it I was like oh it's going to be so warm in the back and I just go I just do whatever you usually do looks like a rugby player yeah do you not like hair right here is that why yeah I don't really like hair too much I get hot and like feel sticky
9:24 me is right here like if the the middle of your head yeah and then you see your hair on your ears yeah that's a problem I got upset I think I could do shoulder length hair again but I don't know if I could go like fullon long like that yeah shoulder length is pretty ████ long that's pretty long bro I had back length you say back problems what if you did shoulder length and you perm your hair that would be cool like the Joker yeah that would be SI like a Jerry curl like Rick James that would be cool I'd be busting out looking like a cocka poo if you did a Jerry curl that would be crazy looking like share yeah that would be actually be kind of funny but I don't know how much you want to have that joke all the time after like days looking back like
10:15 oh you know what I should have done is done it in stages of like from long hair to now the next would be dor the Explorer the next would be uh Rick James and then after that b cut and then like just keep chopping it every session and then get this yeah funnier and funnier and funnier until you get to normal your kid photos where you have a bull cka are all so funny to me I always laugh when I see those ████ cheesing hard yeah yeah you're just like smiling looks like a freaking mushroom yeah it's just funny like when you look at people's like childhood photos you're like if you don't know them it's like oh what a cute kid but then you hear the stories of the ████ they did as kids and you're like that's a ████ demon all the ████ that's happening to them like they're getting their asses whoop every day yeah that too yeah like d they ████ this cute ass kid up you know I've always uh it's been
11:07 always hard to like have a new or find a new hairstyle and I always accredit it to like maybe just not having like a sample siiz Dome head you know what I mean that like looks good in any hat you know some people just look good in any ████ hat you change your hair in any way AKA this guy right here no I don't have that at all but you had so many different hair styles like you could get really creative you literally can come in here and wear like a Captain Hook hat and it would be accepted I have to get really big hats cuz my head's huge what size that's a small that's a big ass hat dude it took me forever to find this hat reg what's your head size like double XL and ████ helmets for motorcycles for real yeah I have a big ass head but then also you your hairstyles have been so like but all over the place every hairstyle I've had this is like the the sad truth every hairstyle I've had was it was hiding
11:58 something so like with my yeah so like with my when I had like this big ass thing with the bangs and all that ████ on the side it was cuz I didn't like the shape of like my ears so I would try to like cover it so you you cover one ear yeah cuz then you don't see the ████ the the ████ trophy but then so now but your ear shape changed now or you just like I don't give a ████ out how my ears look I used to it I guess but like it's from like old I guess like insecurities I'll be oh I want to go I want to cover that I want to cover you even had a to cover it and knew knew what to do some people don't have strategy to cover ugly you just never know what people are even going through too cuz other people like d this are so ████ cool but then you're like I got to cover my ugly ass ears it was like half and half it's like oh I want I like anime characters and ████ so I had that but then also it was like compens was it but I know I know
12:48 how Orion's bra brain works cuz he could come into the s█████ office and make it beautiful right so that's what he was probably doing to his own head like this is so s█████ I need to work on it I just go that's say I'm a I'm a go bald I don't know what but you know like those hair models like when you look at like hair shows the models they use are just ████ gorgeous like they're already hot to begin with I already H to begin with but then I don't think I have the face that goes with every kind of hairstyle so then I say that to who man you're it's lied I can't do that what cuz you have to have like a small like this is why that looks so good M that's like David Beckham M like every haircut he gets whether he shaves it or whatever it's like he looks good no matter what and these are David Beckham no remember his pador like ████ thing too that looks that was nice so good no but then but then you have to have a Slimmer face for that to continually look good and then like my cheeks started getting bigger and I'm like that looks like a
13:39 ████ marshmallow man dude you know uh Hispanic not Hispanics but uh Spanish people like European people they have nice head shapes the you know what I mean I think Asians we come out our womb like this like you can notice my head like right now infant right now yeah damn bro you know what I noticed though some Asians our our head's like this and then twin oh like it doesn't curve nice no yeah like yours yours is nice right now it goes flat and then nice round top because that's because I combed it if not I think my hair would be like a square I think it looks like a square right now so it's like a that's what I'm trying to say we're saying the same thing Asians Asians look like Lego heads the head Curves in at the top like a leg
14:30 too soon too soon gradual enough I think it's cuz we come out a mom's V and you know Asian girls they say they're just tighter right oh that's your theory so that's my theory so when we come out our head just goes you know what I mean it's just isn't it because they just leave us in the ████ cart yeah and then our head gets flat that's why they got to wear the helmet you know I mean you seen those baby helmets Yeah I've seen those they shape the head you want to use that for your baby n our kids fine it's cuz they got the European side was this lady's vagina isn't tight so it doesn't squish it I'm sorry babe that's what you said yeah yeah but pretty much I think that's what that is what you said it is what I said damn it it so why is your baby's head shaped so ni so but the Europeans though they have nice flat and then it just boom they got
15:22 some like any hairstyle they do is nice loose vaginas out there yeah that ████ loose out there bro these babies are falling out practically you're basically playing Operation when you're going in those you just got to all the labor is like mad easy for that they're just like cool yeah but that's the thing like for for face shape I think that's what makes hair like nicer cuz your your face shape is very triangular it's like really is nice so you can kind of do anything you think I can pull Anthony's hair I think you did kind of do that before no I want the ████ you got a perm too though perm dude per that's a perm why'd you make that face dude yeah I had perms what say something I just gave you the look my favorite hairstyles on you yeah but that's not a perm is it well the thing is you get a perm because I don't actually like curly hair but you have to permit if you want it wavy cuz natural Asian hair is just
16:13 ████ porcupine sticks you know what I mean want wavy hair cuz dude my hair if it gets long take that for spin you want to try that out I want to try it dude I want to try I think it would look good my hair's too spiky though I just the only thing is it's not that it's not going to look good on you I just can't imagine you not making fun of it yourself yeah that's true and eventually I'll get sick of doing it I'll be like ████ this shave it it work for yeah yeah yeah you should do Ryan's old hairstyle so you cover your ear I wear headphones now just get like an Egyptian just as well get Like An Egyptian face like my peasant hair yo that hair is crazy T I like that yeah dude I might just go a full bow cut and just let it hang out isn't it crazy how much your face changes based on your hair though yeah yeah I follow this one Barber I
17:03 think he's out in like Tennessee or North Carolina some Vietnamese dude oh yeah watch shapes everyone's head they come in him dude dudes will look like they're 55 and he'll do a haircut and they're like are you 25 what the ████ but then doesn't he always like put like a chain on them and stuff and like kind he a littleit my thing is if if they're trying to cover the Bal ball like that they're going to feel good they're going to roll down the window that's how he used to do dri's hair for years oh that's why his has combed down yeah he did do that yeah because that was the you know it looks like the front of a ship like this because his hairline was receding so we used to just cut it that way over and over and we style it like this you guys styled that for him I used to cut his hair yeah wow you guys are good I thought it just looked cool like that oh you did it again that's the thing like a lot of hairstyles when you
17:54 don't really know are compensating for something yeah I go wow that's cool I'll never able to pull that that sty was made to hide his receding hairline cuz if he pulled his hair back even back then when like nobody knew when his ████ was like this when he goes like this it's like all the way back W yeah we grabbed it from here yeah oh hey you see that do you see that oh oh ████ the food's been here yeah yeah hi hello colen and food no it's not who the ████ are you what's up oh ████ yo wow that's kind of sad yay new hair oh new hair hey speaking of hair wait get in the shot real quick so you can end this video side new hair who speaking of hair speaking of hair two new [Music]
18:44 hair two new hair and all the old hair is right there C old hair the brand new candle we're releasing yeah you was this a video we cut it yeah we cut it a video you put dude your hair looks great how does it feel fre yeah yeah that color is nice dude I don't think I'm going back really this is the first time I ever dyed my hair in my life ho ████ I've always been blonde worn blonde like I would do highlights
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